摩登家庭-season1第一集字母

,.Claire:Kids,breakfast!Kids?Phil,wouldyougetthem?Phil:Yeah,justasec.Claire:Kids!Phil:Thatisso,..Claire:Okay...Phil:Kids,getdownhere!谢谢阅读Haley:Whyareyouguysyellingatus,whenwe'rewayupstairs,justtextme.感谢阅读Claire:Alright,That'snotgonnahappen,and,wow,you'renotwearingthatoutfit.谢谢阅读Haley:What'sWrongwithit?精品文档放心下载Claire:Honey,doyouhaveanythingtosaytoyourdaughter...aboutherskirt?谢谢阅读Phil:Sorry?Ohyeah,thatlooksreallycutesweetheart!精品文档放心下载Haley:Thanks!Claire:No,it'swaytoshort,peopleknowyou'reagirl,youdon'tneedtoproveittothem.精品文档放心下载Alex:Lukegothisheadstuckinthebanisteragain.精品文档放心下载Phil:Igotit.Where'sthebabyoil?感谢阅读Claire:It'sonourbedsidetip...IDon'tknow,findit.Comeon!谢谢阅读Claire:I...wasoutofcontrolgrowingup,there,youknow,isaidit.I...I,Ijustdon'twantmy感谢阅读kidstomakethesamebadmistakesimade.IfHaleyneverwouldexhibitonabeachin感谢阅读Florida,halfnaked...I'vedonemyjob.谢谢阅读Phil:Ourjob.Claire:Right...I'vedoneourjob.谢谢阅读Gloria:BravoManny!Kickit!Kickit!Mannygo!No!Thatwasapenalty!谢谢阅读Jay:Gloria,thereOwen'ssix,Let'stakeitdownanotch.精品文档放心下载Gloria:We're,verydifferent.He'sfromthecity.Hehasbigbusiness.Icomefromasmall感谢阅读village,verypoor,butveryverybeautiful.It'sthenumberonevillageinNorth-Columbiafor谢谢阅读allthe...what'stheword?感谢阅读Jay:Murders.Gloria:Yes,themurders.谢谢阅读Gloria:Manny,stophim!Stophim!谢谢阅读Boy:Dammit,manny!aMom:Comeon,coach!You'vegottatakethatkidout!感谢阅读Gloria:Youwannatakehimout?HowaboutItakeyouout!?谢谢阅读Jay:Honey,honey...,.Gloria:Whydon'tyouworryaboutyourson!He'sspendthefirsthalfwithhishandsinhis感谢阅读pants!Josh:I'vewantedtotellherthatforthelastsixweeks...I'mJosh,Ryan'sdad.精品文档放心下载Gloria:Hi,I'mGloriaPritchett...Manny'smother.感谢阅读Josh:Oh,thismustbeyourdad.感谢阅读Jay:Herdad?Uh,no,no,that'sfunny.Actuallyno,I'mherhusband!Don'tbefooledbythe...感谢阅读Givemeasecondhere.Mitchell:Who'sthegoodgirl?Who'sthat?精品文档放心下载Oldlady:Oh,She'sadorable!感谢阅读Mitchell:Oh,thankyou!Oldlady:Heyprecious...谢谢阅读Mitchell:Hello.Hi,hi.We'vejustadoptedherfromVietnamandwe'rebringingherhomeforthefirsttime.感谢阅读Man:She'sanangel.Youandyou'rewifemustbethrilled!谢谢阅读Cameron:Sorry,sorry,sorry,Daddyneededsnacks.Hi!So,whatarewetalkingabout?谢谢阅读Mitchell:Wehavebeentogetherfor...five,fiveyearsnow?Andwe'vedecidedwereallywantedtohaveababy...so,weinitiallyaskedoneofourlesbianfriendstobeasurrogate.Cameron:Thenwefigured,theyarealreadymeanenough.Canyouimagineoneofthempregnant?No,thankyou.Ekk...谢谢阅读Mitchell:Yousawthatright?EverybodyfondlinguptoLillian,thenyouwalkon...andsuddenlyit'sall"Huu...".I'mgonnagiveaspeech.谢谢阅读Cameron:Youarenotgivingaspeech...yougonnastuckwiththispeopleforthenextfive谢谢阅读hours!Mitchell:You'reright,it'sokay,I'msorry.感谢阅读Woman:Honey,lookatthatbabywiththosecreampuffs.精品文档放心下载Mitchell: Okay,excuseme.Excuseme,butthisbabywouldhavegrownupinacrowded精品文档放心下载orphanageifitwasn'tforuscreampuffs...andyouknowwhat,toallofyouwhojudge,hear感谢阅读this,loveknowsnorace...精品文档放心下载Cameron:Mitchell!Mitchell:...creedorgenderandshameonyou!Yousmallminded,ignorantfe...精品文档放心下载Cameron:Mitchell!!Mitchell:What?Cameron:She'sgotthecreampuffs.精品文档放心下载Mitchell:Oh!Cameron:Wewouldliketopayforeveryone'sheadsets.精品文档放心下载,.[MODERNFAMILY-SEASON1EPISODE1]感谢阅读Phil:Buddy,whydoyoukeepgettingstucklikethis?谢谢阅读Luke:IthoughtIcouldgetoutthistime.谢谢阅读Alex:I'mjustgonnasayit...heneedstobecheckedbyaspecialist.精品文档放心下载Phil:There!Befree,Excalibur!精品文档放心下载Haley:I'mhavingafriendovertoday.精品文档放心下载Claire:Who?Haley:Youdon'tknowhim.谢谢阅读Claire:Him...Him?Luke:Oeh,aboy!Yougonnakisshim?谢谢阅读Haley:Shutup!Phil:Easy.Easy.Alex:Youdon'teven...Claire:Luke,Alex,whydon'tyoutakeitoutside,okay?感谢阅读Alex:Anddowhat?Phil:Fightingason,itwouldbeanicechange.I'mkidding!感谢阅读Claire:Haley!Who'stheboy?谢谢阅读Haley:HisnameisDylan...Youknow,Imightaswelljusttellhimnottocome,becauseyouguysarejustgoingtoembarrassmeagain.感谢阅读Claire:Honey!Hangonasecond,you'refifteen,it'sthefirsttimeyou'vehadaboyover.ImeanI'mboundtobealittlesurprised,but...We'renotgonnaembarrassyou!感谢阅读Phil:I'mbettergochargethecamcorder.I'mkidding!Comeon!Whoareyoutalkingto?感谢阅读Phil:I'macooldad.That's...that'smythang.I'mhype,Isurftheweb,Itext.LOL,LaughOutLoud,OMG,OhMyGod,WTF,WhyTheFace.Youknow,IknowallthedancestoHighSchoolMusical,so...精品文档放心下载Alex:MOM!DAD!Claire:Whathappened?Alex:Lukejustshotme!Luke:Ididn'tmeanto!Claire:Areyouokay?Alex:No,thelittlebitchshotme!感谢阅读Claire:Language!Luke:They'reonlyplasticbb's!Itwasanaccident!谢谢阅读Claire:WhatdidItellyouwhathappenedifyougothimagun?Dealwiththis!感谢阅读Phil:Buddy...Uncool.,.Claire:That'sit?No,no,no,theagreementwasthat,ifheshootssomeone...youshoothim.感谢阅读Phil:Wewereseriousaboutthat?精品文档放心下载Claire:Yes,wewereandnowyouhavetofollowthrough.谢谢阅读Luke:I'msosorry!Claire:Liar.Go!Phil:Buthe'sgotabirthdayparty.感谢阅读Alex:What'smoreimportantheredad?谢谢阅读Claire:Youcanshoothimafterwards,he'llbehomeattwo.精品文档放心下载Phil:Ican'tshoothimattwo,showingahouseattwo.谢谢阅读Alex:Whataboutthree?Claire:No,he'satasoccergameatthree,andthen...Oh,wegottaleaveforthatdinnerthinginfive.4:15,youcanshoothimat4:15.Phil:Yeah,Iguessthatworksforme.精品文档放心下载Claire:"ShootLuke"Phil:Sorrydude,it'sonthecalendar精品文档放心下载Luke:Oh,comeon!Manny:I'mquittingsoccer,itisagameforchildren.谢谢阅读Gloria:No,you'renotquitting.Youwouldhavestoppedthatgoalifyouweren'tstaringatthatlittlegirl.精品文档放心下载Manny:Sheisnotagirl,Sheisawoman.谢谢阅读Jay:YouknowGloria,thatblowupwiththatothermom,whydoyouhavetodothingslike谢谢阅读that?Gloria:Ifsomeonesayssomethingaboutmyfamily,I'mgoingto...精品文档放心下载Jay:I'mjust...sayingyoucouldtakeitdownherealittlebit,that'sall.精品文档放心下载Gloria:Wellyeah,coz'that'swhenyoulivedownhere...butIliveuphere!感谢阅读Jay:Youdon'thavetobesoemotionalallthetime,that'sallI'msaying!Manny,you'rewithmeonthis,right?精品文档放心下载Manny:IwannatellBrendaFeldmanIloveher.感谢阅读Jay:Oh,forGod'ssake.Gloria:Honey,she's16.Manny:Oh,it'sokayforyoutotakeanolderlover?精品文档放心下载Jay:Hey!Watchit!Manny:Iwanttogotothemallwheresheworks.Butfirstweneedtogetmywhiteshirt,thesilkone.感谢阅读Gloria:Okay,ifthat'swhatyoureallywanttodo.谢谢阅读,.Jay:Seriously,nottobetheevilstepdad,butifyouputonapuffywhiteshirtanddeclareyourlovefora16yearold,you'regonnabeswingingfromtheflagpoleinyourpuffywhiteunderpants!感谢阅读Manny:Stopthecar!Gloria:Whereareyougoing?Yousee?Youhurthisfeelings.精品文档放心下载Jay:Well,ifittoughenshimupalittlebit,then...oh,jeez,he'spickingflowers!谢谢阅读Gloria:Mannyisverypassionate,justlikehisfather.Myfirsthusbandisveryhandsomebut,toocrazy.Itseemedlikeallwhatwedidwas,fightandmakelove,fightandmakelove,fightandmakelove.Onetime,I'mnotkiddingyou,wefelloutthewindowtogether.Jay:Whichonewereyoudoing?I'mhearingthisforthefirsttime!感谢阅读Mitchell:Thisdoesn'tworryyou?Shebarelysleptintheplane,andshe'sstillwideawake.谢谢阅读Cameron:Oh,stopworrying!感谢阅读Mitchell:ButCam,Thatorphanage,itwasallwomen.Maybeshecan'tfallasleepunless精品文档放心下载shefeelsawoman'sshape.精品文档放心下载Cameron:Iguessthat'spossible.精品文档放心下载Mitchell:So,here.Cameron:Whatthehellisthatsupposetomean?精品文档放心下载Cameron:Yes,I'vegainedafewextrapoundswhilewewereexpectingthebaby...which谢谢阅读hasbeenverydifficult.But,apparentlyyou'rebodydoesanesting,verymaternal,primal...谢谢阅读thing,wereitretainsnutrients.Somesortofmolecularphysiologything.Butthat'sscience,精品文档放心下载youcan't,youcan'tfightit,so...感谢阅读Mitchell: I'mnotsayinganything.精品文档放心下载Cameron:You'resayingeverything.谢谢阅读Mitchell:Counttothree,one,t...精品文档放心下载Cameron:Three!Mitchell:Okay.OhCam!Cameron:OhMyGod,doyouloveit?感谢阅读Mitchell:Yes,I...Whatthehellisthat?谢谢阅读Cameron:IhadAndredoitwhenwewe'regone.感谢阅读Mitchell:Isthatus?Withwings?精品文档放心下载Cameron:We'refloatingaboveher,alwaystheretoprotecther.谢谢阅读Mitchell:Well,that'sreassuring,rightLily?Yeah,wetoreyouawayfromeverythingyouknowbutdon'tworry,thingsarenormalhere.You'refathersarefloatingfairies!Canyoucall精品文档放心下载,.Andre?Havehimpaintsomethingalittleless...gay?Bytheway,WeneedtostophavingfriendswithnameslikeAndre.感谢阅读Cameron:Redheadeddadisangrydaddy.谢谢阅读Mitchell:NoI'mnot.Cameron:Yes,youare.EvenPepperpointeditoutonthewayhomefromtheairport.精品文档放心下载Mitchell:Okay,that'sanotherone,Pepper!精品文档放心下载Cameron:Okay,what'sup?感谢阅读Mitchell:Alright,look...I...Inevertoldmyfamilywewereadoptingababy.谢谢阅读Cameron:Iknow.Mitchell:Youdo?Cameron:Ya,AndIdon'tblameyou,Iknowyourfamily.Youtellthem,theysaysomething谢谢阅读judgmentally.Mitchell:Exactly!Cameron:Yougetmad.Mitchell:Iknow,andwhat'ssupposedtobenothing,butjoyfulsuddenlyturnsintothis谢谢阅读hugefight.Cameron:Andwhowantsabigemotionalscenelikethat?谢谢阅读Mitchell:Thankyou,I'msorelievedyouunderstand.感谢阅读Cameron:Iinvitedthemoverfordinnertonight.感谢阅读Mitchell:What?Cameron:Ihadto!Thiswouldhavegoneonforever.You'reanavoider.感谢阅读Mitchell:No,no!Cam,I'mcallingthemnow,I'mcancelling.感谢阅读Cameron:No,you'renot!You'retellingyourfamilyyou'veadoptedababy,tonight.Andyoudohaveavoidingissues!EvenAngelosaidso.Mitchell:Areyoureallynothearingthesethings?精品文档放心下载Haley:Don'tanswerit,I'llgetit!精品文档放心下载Claire:Hi!Hey,youmustbeDylan.精品文档放心下载Phil:Hey,Dylan,yeah.Claire::I'mHaley'smother.感谢阅读Haley:Hey,comeon,let'sgo.精品文档放心下载Claire:Hangononesecond.Dylan...You'restillinHighSchool?精品文档放心下载Dylan:Yeah,I’maSenior.精品文档放心下载Claire:Phil,sweetie,honey.HeisDylanandheisaSenior.youhavetoscarehim.谢谢阅读Phil:Letmemeetthisplaya.PhilDunphy,yo!感谢阅读,.Phil:It'slikethat,youjuststartdownonhimandlettheeyesdothework.You'remouth精品文档放心下载mightbesaying:Hey,wecool!Butyou'reeyesarelike:No,wenot!Nicetomeetyou!No,谢谢阅读it'snot!It'sallgood?No,it's...谢谢阅读Dylan:Jo.Haley:Okay,I'veseentwoguys感谢阅读Phil:WaitYoutwo...twokeepitreal?YouknowwhatImean,son?精品文档放心下载Dylan:Notreally.Haley:Pleasestop.Phil:That'scool!Oh,God,That'smyback!感谢阅读Claire:Sweatheart.Phil:Owh,oh,Islippedinthebabyoil.精品文档放心下载Phil:Ooh,whereyoufromoriginally?Icoulddefeatyouifitcametoaphysicalconfrontation.精品文档放心下载Claire:Idon'tknowaboutthis,shallIcalladoctor?感谢阅读Phil:No,no,no.You'reverystronghomes精品文档放心下载Dylan:Thanks.Phil:Okay,nice,nicesoftlanding.Okay,Iamonmysidethough,soflipmerightbackandwe'regood.We'llbegood.Justneedtogetflippedrightonmyback,andweshouldbefine,so.感谢阅读Manny:BrendaFeldman.Gloria:Whatisthat?Manny: ApoemI’vewrittenforBrendaFeldman.精品文档放心下载Jay:Ofcoursethatis.Manny:Iputmythoughtsintowords,andnowmywordsintoaction!感谢阅读Jay:Ey,Igiveyou50bucksnottodothis.精品文档放心下载Manny:I'melevenyearsold,whatamIgonnadowithmoney?精品文档放心下载Jay:Whatareyougonnadowithasixteenyearold?精品文档放心下载Gloria:It'slikeabullfight!精品文档放心下载Jay:Everseenabullfight?Ican'twatchthis.谢谢阅读Gloria:You'reinsuchabadmood.AndIknowwhy,It'sbecausethatmanthoughtyouwere精品文档放心下载myfather.Jay:No.Gloria:Yes.Jay:No.,.Gloria:Whenyousaynolikethat,it'salwaysyes.Comeon,we'reinthemall,let'sgetyoulikesomeyoungerclothes...there'sastoretherethatIknow...感谢阅读Jay:Idon'tneedanyyoungerclothes!AndIdon'tcarewhatsomejackassinapairofrippedjeansthinksaboutme.谢谢阅读Gloria:Good,youshouldn't.YoushouldonlycarewhatIthink.Iloveyou,andIdon'tcarehowoldyouare.Sostopbeingangloomygoos,andstopbeingsohardonManny.感谢阅读Jay:TheonlyreasonI'mhardonMannyisjustbecauseIdon'twannaseehimmakeafoolofhimself.AndIcansmellthathairgooofhisfromhere!精品文档放心下载Gloria:Look,Idon'tknowwhat'sgonnahappentohimovertherebutyou'rehisfamilynow.Andthatmeansonlyonething.Youbetherewinninghisback,nottospitinhisface!Jay:What?感谢阅读Gloria:Somethingmymomalwayssays,it'sgorgeousinSpanish.Look,he'sthere.感谢阅读Manny:Shehasaboyfriend.谢谢阅读Gloria:OHH,I'msorry,minino.感谢阅读Manny:Igavehermyheart.Shegavemeapictureofmeasanoldtimesheriff.Thatwasprettystupidofme,wasn'tit?谢谢阅读Gloria:Nomiamore,Itwasbrave,rightJay?Brave.谢谢阅读Jay:I..b...you'llknowbetternexttime.Comeon!Let'sgetapretzel.精品文档放心下载Securityguard:Oh,excuseme,sir?Weaskedallmall-walkerstostaytotheright.谢谢阅读Haley:Alex,getout!MOM!感谢阅读Claire:Alex,leaveyoursisteralone!感谢阅读Alex:Iwasjustgettingmybook,gosh!感谢阅读Claire:Iknowsweetie,butyouneedtorespectherprivacy.Whataretheydoingupthere?感谢阅读Alex:Nothing,lyinginherbed,watchingamovie.感谢阅读Claire:Okay...Okay...I'mmakingacakefortonight,youwannahelpmewiththefrosting?Alex:Sure.So,youknowifHaleygotpregnant,wouldyoueverpretendshehasmonoforafewmonthsandthenliketelleveryonethebaby'syours?精品文档放心下载Claire:What?Alex:Thatsenioratschoolwasoutsickforlikefourmonths,butTernaWristnikssaysshewasoutbreastfeedinginacleanupcarwash.精品文档放心下载Phil:Buddy,whatareyouwearing?谢谢阅读Luke:Nothing.Phil:Nojacket,onehat.Howmanypairsofunderweardoyouhaveon?感谢阅读Luke:One...Six.,.Alex:Firstofall,itwouldbereallycooltoseeHaleythatfat,andhowawesomewoulditbetohaveafakelittlebrotherwho'sreallymynephew.Claire:Haleyisnotgettingpregnant!感谢阅读Alex:I'mjustsayingif.Claire:Iknow,andIknowyouliketomaketroubleforyoursisterbutit'snotgonnaworkthistime.Youknowwhy?'Causeyoursisterisagoodgirl.Iknow,IwasjustlikeherwhenIwas...精品文档放心下载Phil:Iwantyoutoknow,I'mnotenjoyingthis.Thisisanimportantlessonthatyou're感谢阅读leaning,so.It'sallgood,keepit...谢谢阅读Luke:You'retoclose,it'sgonnahurt.精品文档放心下载Phil:It'ssupposedtohurt!谢谢阅读Luke:Andwhyareyousmiling?谢谢阅读Phil:I'm...What?Oh,forgetit.Ican'tdothis.Thepointis,you'rescared.Ithinkyou'velearnedyourlesson.精品文档放心下载Luke:Awww!Haley:Mom?!Whatareyoudoing?感谢阅读Claire:Hey,Iwasjustdroppingoffsomelaundry,Thisisabadtime?精品文档放心下载Haley:Yeah...Claire:Oh,okay.Haley:Canyoushutthedoorplease?精品文档放心下载Claire:Actuallywe'rejustgonnagoaheadandleavethatopen.精品文档放心下载Haley:Why?Claire:BecauseIhaveseenthislittleshowbefore:Lyingonthebedwithatall,senior.oneminuteyou'rejustfriends,watchingFalconCrest,andthenextyou'relyingunderneaththeair-hockeytablewithyourbraun-pocket!精品文档放心下载Haley:Mom!Luke:Youhitmybone!Phil:Itwasanaccident!精品文档放心下载Luke:Ithoughtwewerefriends!感谢阅读Phil:Iamyourfriend!Haley:Dad?!Dad,youhavegottotalktomom,sheislikecompletelyfreakingoutandembarrassingme.精品文档放心下载Phil:Well,honey,you'remomisn'talwaysascoolaboutthingsasI...Whatiswiththisthing!感谢阅读,.Mitchell:Mydad,ehm,mydadisn'tcompletelycomfortablewiththis,ehm,hestilldoesthisthing.It'sbeenfiveyearsnow.Andhestilldoesthisthingwhereheannounceshimselfbeforewalkingintoanyroomwerein.Justtomakesurehedoesn'thavetoeverseeuskiss.Cameron:Wishmymotherhadthatsystem.Remember?谢谢阅读Mitchell:Notnow.Mitchell:Istillcan'tbelieveyoudidthistome!精品文档放心下载Cameron:Wouldyougetinthespiritofthings!It'sacelebration!谢谢阅读Mitchell:OhGod.Cameron:Okay,I'mgonnagogetLilyready,andIwantyoutojustcomestraightoutwith精品文档放心下载it,Mitchell:Alright.Cameron:Youcandothis!Sportsguychestbump,精品文档放心下载Mitchell:No.Cameron:Sportsguychestbump!精品文档放心下载Mitchell:Cam.Doit,GO!精品文档放心下载Mitchell:Hey,howareyou?Higuys!Wellthankyou,thanks.谢谢阅读Claire:OhDon'tthankusopenit,dadiscomingrightbehind.精品文档放心下载Jay:Knock,knock,we'rehere!Comingin!精品文档放心下载Mitchell:Don'tworrydad,nothinggaygoingonhere.MayItakeyou'remulticoloredcoat谢谢阅读andyou'rebejeweledcap?Jay:Yeah.Phil:HeyJay.Claire:Gloria,hi!Howareyou?感谢阅读Phil:HiGloria,howareyou?Whatabeautifuldress!精品文档放心下载Gloria:Thankyou,Phil!Oh,Okay.谢谢阅读Claire:Phil!ShesaidPhil,notfeel!感谢阅读Jay:Sohowwasyou'retrip?谢谢阅读Mitchell:Itwasgood,itwasgoodactuallybut...aboutthatIhavesomethingthatIneedtotellyouguys.Wedidn'tjustgotoVietnamforpleasure.We,kindahavesomebignews.Jay:Oh,God,ifCamcomesoutherewithboobs,I'mleaving!感谢阅读Claire:Dad!Haley:Ihopehedidn'tembarrassyou,mom.精品文档放心下载Claire:Don'tmindher,Haleyhadherfirstboyovertoday,andPhilshothim.谢谢阅读Mitchell:Anyway,soaboutayearago.CamandIsortoffeelingthislongingforsomethingmore...like,maybeababy.感谢阅读Jay:Woooh,that'sabadidea.感谢阅读,.Mitchell:Whatdoyoumean,badidea?谢谢阅读Jay:Well,kidsneedamother!Imean,ifyoutwoguysarebored,getadog!感谢阅读Mitchell:We'renotbored,dad!精品文档放心下载Gloria:IsupportyouMitchell,andthoughyou'renotmyson精品文档放心下载Claire:I,Ithinkwhatdadistryingtosayisthat,Mitchellyou'realittleuptight,kidsbringchaosandyoudon'thandlewell.感谢阅读Mitchell:Oh,That'snotwhatdadissaying.That'swhatyou'resaying.Andit'sinsultinginanwholedifferentway.精品文档放心下载Phil:Okay,people,let'sallchillax!谢谢阅读Alex:Hey!Where'suncleCameron?感谢阅读Mitchell:Finally,thankyou,someonewho'snotinsultingme,noticeshe'snothere.感谢阅读Jay:Oh!So,that'sthebigannouncement.Youtwobrokeup.Wella