四人英语搞笑话剧剧本

1、甲：Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovieAvatar？Yeah,youareright,Imthedirector-CameronDiaz,applaud,thankyouRecently,IwilldirectanewmoviecalledAvatar2,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactress-AnneHathaway,OK,letsbegin.Atfirst,talentsh

2、ow,numberone,letswelcome.乙：（风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻）：oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,right?Yeah,ImNicoleKidman,openyoureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,（打

3、个响指）comesomemusic.（搞笑舞，自由发挥）.（跳完，鞠躬，向观众谢幕），thankyou,（面向导演），honey,isitawonderfulperformance?甲：（作目瞪口呆状）,乙：（在甲眼前晃手），oh,darling,areyouOk?甲：eh.mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervous.Getout,nextone.乙:ohno.sweet,youbreakmyheart.（掩面离去）丙:ohitseemstobeserious.Godblessme（画个十字架，镇定地

4、走到甲面前,伸出手）,nicetomeetyou,director.甲:（与之握手）,nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfplease.丙：ImCelineDion,youknow,Idonthavetoomanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21JunoAwardsand（做沉思状）oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,（同学鼓掌，乙作安抚状），oh,calmdown,calmdown,itsjustapieceofc

5、akeforme,youknow,I甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin丙：OKIllusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryou-myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.near,far,whereveryouareibelievethattheheartdoesgoononcemore,youopenedthedoor（甲stopstop,丙不理，继续作深情状）andyourehereinmyheart,andmyheartwillgoonandon.甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwoma

6、nout.Oh,Imdying,hopethenextonewillgivemeasurprise丁：（对着乙的背影，沉思状）tobe,ornottobe,itsaquestion!（走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状），Imgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess.甲（做娇羞状）：oh,itsreallyabigsurprises。whatsyourname?丁:Myname?Oh,waitaminute.DoyouknowTrishRegan?（甲,白痴的摇头），eh.,itsok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade?（摇头），andMelissaTheuriau?（摇头

7、），（丁，情绪激动），youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere.甲（指门,气愤状），youyouyou丁:okok,itdoesntmatter,youneedntlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhowillcatchupwiththosepersonandbecomethegreatestpoet-oprah!甲：Idontcarewhoyouare,justshowmeyourtalent.丁:ok,listen,onepoem,Ihavehadfoundmybestlove,butIdid

8、nttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.Itsthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!甲（起鸡皮疙瘩状）：oh,Icantstand,showyouthedoor,丁（转身离开，继续台词）：Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis（回头,对甲）10thousandyears.甲:oh,itsreallyaterrible,awful,horribleday,whyitissuchdifficulttofindanexc

9、ellentactress.Oh,Imdying,youthree,comehere,三人跑进来，乙妩媚状:honey,youlikemydance,right?丙镇静状:director,youlikemysinging,right?丁深情状:princess,youlikemypoet,right?三人同声:wearepast,right?甲：eh.Thankyouforyoureh.Wonderfulperformance,but,Imsorrytotellyou（接电话）What?Nobodycomeshereexcepttheythree,oh.god.（挂电话，低头），youthree,（抬头），pass!三人欢呼，说:wemakeit,wearesuperstar!乙（甜蜜状）：thatsverysweetofyou,