英语话剧剧本-荆轲刺秦王

英语话剧剧本一一荆轲刺秦王Roles:太子丹;荆轲;荆轲妻;谋士阿三;莫愁;旁白旁白（Aside）/介绍（Introduction）:Longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.MrJingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofQing,“Yingzheng”.Butfinallyhefailed.Doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?Okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.ActionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?（回夕卜音：It'syou,PrinceDan!太子丹高兴状）Thankumirror!（面对观众）I'mPrinceDan,themagicmirrorsaidIamthemostattractivemanintheworld.ButYingZhengisajealousguy,Ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.Iamsoscared.SowhatcanIdo?（向幕里大叫）Whereismyminister?阿三（毕恭毕敬）：Honey,Iamcoming.太子丹：I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifuKgraceful、handsome>charming、cute、smartanddearestPrinceDan”!B可三：Sure,honey!Ihaveagoodidea.WecanfindaherotokillYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：0hyeah〜〜〜.Whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才〜这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Goodidea!Butwhoistherightcandidate?B可三：AfterscreeningIhavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.OneisMissLiMoChou,theotherisMrJinKe.TomorrowtheywillPKfortheN01killeroftheworld.太子：Well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,OK?阿三：Yes.ActionII（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲:AreyouLimochou?李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：0K.I'mJingke,youknow,IwillletyouknowIamthekingofthekillers'world.李莫愁：Areyouchallengingme?荆轲:Offcourse!（耸耸肩表示同意）李莫愁：Comeon!（音乐起）两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状:Whathappened?Whyaren?tyouhurt?荆轲：Wedon'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.Don，twe?Dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么，）李莫愁:Mommaalwayssaid:"Lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,Mochou.Youneverknowwhatyou'regonnaget.〃Igotit,Mommaisright.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹:0hmyGod!Couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“Howareyou”?荆柯:Sure!太子丹：Howareyou?荆柯：Fine,thankyou,andyourwife?太子丹晕倒荆柯:Hey,man,I'mkidding!太子丹：Oh,I'mkiddingtoo!（毕恭毕敬）MayIhaveyournamecard,please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：“Tobeornottobe,that'saquestion.”B可三：Hero,weneedyourhelp.荆柯：Iambusynow!太子丹:Youcangetalotofmoney.荆柯：Iamverybusynow!阿三：IC,ID,IQcard?荆柯：Iamveryverybusynow!阿三（手指上场的美女，激动状）：Look!Sheisthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.Ifyousay0.K.,sheisyours.荆柯（流口水）：1havetosaysheisaverysexyandbeautifulgirl,butTCMismyonlylove!阿三:What?What'stheTCM?荆柯；Hey,guy!Youlooksosmartbutwhyyoudidn'tknowTCM?Anyofthemcangiveyoutheanswer.阿三：Excuseme?What'stheTCM?观众甲：TCM-TraditionalChineseMM.太子丹：Imustshowyouthetrumpcard.Ladiesandgentlemen,thisisLiptonSlimmingtea.ItisabrandnewproductofUnileverChina.荆柯（激动）：Slimmingtea!Ihavedreamedofitforthousandsoftimes.MywifealwaysthreatenstoleavemeifIcouldn,treducemyweight.阿三：Doyouwanttobearealhore?Ifyoukillyingzheng,youcanbearealone.荆轲：sorry,sorry,sorry 阿三：wehavenobodybutyou!《nobody》响起，燕太子丹与阿三开跳，最后双手指荆轲.荆柯（诚恳状）JusttellmewhatshouldIdo?Iwilldoanythingforyou.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!ActionUI荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.B可三：Hero,wehavealreadyreachedYishuiRiver.并U壬可：Juststophere,please.Farewell,myfriends太子丹：Iwillmissyou,baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女一一此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling,Iloveyou.妻子：Iloveyou!Youmeanmoretomethananythinginthiswholeworld!（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂（流泪）：Iloveyoumore.Inspiteofyouandmeandthewholesillyworldgoingtopiecesaroundus,Iloveyou.（哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》）妻子:Well.Beaman,justdoit!Iwillberightherewaitingforyou.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又日）：Sweetheart!Youmustdomethishonor...promisemeyouwillsurvive...thatyouwillnevergiveup...nomatterwhathappens...nomatterhowhopeless...promisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子：〃Ipromise.荆轲:"Neverletgo."妻子:〃Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,Jack.I'llneverletgo・〃（并轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子:It'sagooddaytodie.Nevercomeback.Never Neve