成长的烦恼第一季第一集剧本整理

GrowingPains成长的烦恼【开场白】Hi,I'mJasonSeaver.我是杰森·西弗I'mapsychiatrist(精神病专家/医生).是个心理医生I'vespentthelast15yearshelpingpeoplewiththeirproblems.过去15年里，我致力于解决患者的问题AndI'mMaggieSeaver.我是麦姬·西弗I'vespentthelast15yearshelpingourkidswithproblemsevenJasonwouldn'tbelieve.过去15年里，我一直围着孩子们转，解决那些杰森也束手无策的问题NowMaggiehasgonebacktoworkasareporterforthelocalnewspaper.现在麦姬已重操旧业，在一家当地报社做记者。[local:当地的AndJasonhasmovedhispracticeintothehouse.杰森把他的诊所搬到了家里。[practice:(医生Sohecouldbethereforthekids.这样就可以陪着孩子们了They'regreatkids.他们是Mostofthetime.大多时候都是。]、律师等的)业务,生意]可爱的孩子。Andtherestofthetime...但是在其余的时间里…[rest:剩余部分]-You'lllovethemanyway.-Yeah.-反正你会喜欢他们的。-没错Unbelievable.鬼才相信。[unbelievable:难以置信的,不可信的]01Pilot出师受挫[pilot:舵手,领航员,向导,带路人]Alright,lady,dropthatspatulaoryou'rescrambled.好，夫人，放下那锅铲，否则你就被炒了。[spatula:抹刀,小铲;scramble:搅拌(牛奶等)；炒(蛋)]Goahead.Makemyday(令我开心).好啊，那样倒好了。[goahead:开始(做某事);makesb.'sday:使某人日子好过]1/17Well,IguessIshowedyou.好，我猜我以前让你见识过的Showmemore.再让我见识见识Oh,Jason,thekids.哦，杰森，孩子们都在呢Icankissthekidslater.我等下再亲他们Youknow,Ireadanarticlethatsaidthattwo-careercouplesshouldreallymakespecialefforttoalwaysremainfrisky(活泼的).你知道吗，我看过一篇文章，说夫妻都工作的家庭尤其要注意保持活泼[career:事业;two-career:双职工的;couple:夫妇;effort:努力]-Atbreakfast?-Atallmeals.-在早饭时？-在所有用餐时间What'sthematter,youguysaren'tgettingenough?,你们亲热得还不够吗？,职业怎么Michael,alotofkidswouldgetsmackedforaremarklikethat.麦克，小孩的这种言行，可是会挨揍的哦。[smack:(用掌)击打,拍打;remark:评论,谈论,话]Comeon,Dad,youcan'thitme.You'realiberalhumanist(人道主义者).得了吧，[liberal:自由主义的Couldbeanaccident(事故,意外).可能会有意外Couldbeadreamcometrue.希望这外能够实现Mom,can'twesellCarolandgetatapedeckfortheVolvo?然后为沃尔沃买个唱盘？老爸，你不能打我，你可是开明的人道主义者。,宽大的]个意妈妈，我们为什么不把卡罗尔卖了，[tapedeck:磁带驱动器;磁带卡座]Mike,yougivenewmeaningtotheword"vacuous."迈克，你给空虚加了新含义。[vacuous:空的；空虚的]Oh,yeah?Whatwastheoldmeaning?是吗？那它原来的意思是什么？Irestmycase.我要说的都说了。[case:理由,论据]Ben.Ben.What'ssofunny,Ben?本，本，什么事这么好笑？ThatPhyllisGeorge!Shescrewedupagain![screwup:弄错]菲莉丝·乔治(早间新闻主播)又说错话了!2/17Hey,what'sthatyou'rereadingabout?你在看什么呢？Itsaysherethatastheuniverseexpandsallmatterisslowlydegeneratingintoastateoftotaldisorganization(组织的破坏,解体,混乱).这里说，随着宇宙的扩张，所有物质都会退化，变得完全杂乱无章[expand:扩张,使膨胀;degenerate:退化;state:状态]ThankGodIthoughtitwasjustme.感谢上帝，我还以为说我那。Sowhatareyouguysdoingtonight?那你们今晚干吗？TheHouseofSweat?Yeah,great!“汗之屋Hey,look,canItalktoyouguyslater?Yeah.Bye.我呆会跟你说Mike,whatis"TheHouseofSweat"?麦克，“汗之屋”是什么意思？Well...It's,youknow...哦，就是…It'sthatnewundertwentydanceclubonJerichoTurnpike.”？太棒了![sweat:汗],好,拜是在杰里科高速公路旁新开的一家舞厅，专门针对二十岁以下的青年的[club:俱乐部Yeah,anditsoundslikeagreatidea,Mom.是的，听上去是个好主意，妈妈。It'sasafe,wholesomeplaceforteenstocongregate(聚集[wholesome:健康的;teen:青少年（等于teenager）];夜总会;turnpike:收费高速公路]).对于十几岁的人来说，那是个安全、健康的聚会场所Andthelargerthegroup,thesmallertheirbrainsget.而且人越多，越不用大脑Comeon,Maggie...别这样嘛，麦姬…Yeah,comeon,Maggie.是啊，别这样嘛,麦姬Yes.Well,timetogowaitforthatschoolbus.对了，我该出去等校巴了Youknow,ifIhurry,Icanstillgetaseatinthenon-smokingsection.要知道，如果我动作快点，没准还能在无烟区抢到座位-Bye,sweetie.-Bye,Mom.-再见，甜心。-妈妈再见Bye,Ben.Iloveyou.再见，本，我爱你Later,Ben.再见，本3/17Istillhavesomepaperworktodobeforemy9:00getshere.9点上班前我还有点文件要做。[paperwork：文书工作,文字工作]Andifyoustartfeelingfriskyandyouhave8or10secondsbeforework,youknowwheretofindme.如果你想要感觉放松点，而且在工作前还有丁点空闲的话，你知道去哪找我。Ben,whatareyoudoinghere?You'llmissthebus.本，你在这做什么，你会错过校车的。What'sthematter,honey?怎么了，宝贝？Daddidn'tknowhowtodomyelbow(肘部).爸爸不知道怎样包我的胳膊肘Letmesee.让我看看Daddidagreatjobonthesecuts(伤口,切口).爸爸对这些伤口处理得很好呀Supermanbandaids--itworks.贴了个超人牌创可贴——这管用呀Oh,Igetit.Hedidn'tkissitandsayIloveyou,littlepumpkinhead(傻瓜).噢，我明白了，他没有吻它，还得说：“我爱你，小傻瓜”Itwasallsoclinical(临床的,诊所的).他做Mom,howcomeyouhadtogobacktowork?妈妈，你非要的太像医生了回去工作吗？Ididn'thaveto,Ben.Iwantedto.我不是必须，本，是我Comehere.Ben,imagineyouhadtospend15yearsinthishousewithoutevergoingouttoplay.[imagine:想像]想回去上班。过来。本，想象一下，如果要你在这屋里呆上十五年，而且不许出去玩耍You'dgocrazy,wouldn'tyou?你会发疯的，是吗？Well,believeitornot,alotofgrown-upsfeelthesamewayaboutwork.不管你信不信，不少人大也有同样的感觉。[grown-up:成年人；believeitornot:信不信由你]That'ssick,Mom.那太糟糕了，妈妈。[sick:懊丧的,极不愉快的]Ben,Iknowthishasbeenabigchangeforallofus.本，我知道这对我们大家来说，都是一个的大改变。AndIworryaboutnotbeinghereforyou,because,well,you'retheyoungest.如果我不在这儿，我会担心你，因为你最小。4/17AndIworryaboutnotbeinghereforCarolbecauseshe'sagirlandsheneedshermother.我也会担心卡罗尔，因为她是女孩，她需要妈妈。AndIworryaboutnotbeinghereforMiketokeephimfromaccidentallyblowingsomethingup.我担心迈克，因为我不在，没法防止他偶尔会把事情搞糟。[accidentally:意外地,偶然地;keepfrom:阻止,防止;blowup:毁掉,破坏]And,believeme,Iworryaboutleavingyourfatherherecoptoewithallyoumonsters.而且，相信我，我也担心你爸爸，让他留在这儿管教你们这些小魔王[copewith:处理,对付]Youshouldn'tworrysomuch,Mom.You'llmakeyourselfcrazy.你这样会发疯的Iloveyou,littlepumpkinhead.我爱你，小傻瓜。你不要担心那么多，妈妈，It'salwaysthesamedream,Doc.我总是做同样的梦，医生I'monasubwayandthiswomansitsacrossfromme,thisbeautifulwoman.我在地铁里，我AndIlookather.Shelooksatme.我看着她，她Ilickmylips.Shelicksherlips.我舔一下嘴唇，她也对面坐着一个女人，她长得很漂亮看着我舔一下嘴唇Thisgoeson.就这么舔下去Andfinallysheleansacrossandshewhisperstome:"Youhavehugeknees."最后她倾过身子，低声对我说：“你的膝盖好大”[lean:倾斜;whisper:低语;knee:膝盖]Doesthatmeananything,Doc?那有什么含义吗，医生？Hello!Ishouldbegoodforaboutfivebucksapiece.我每件应该获得五。元[buck:(美)钱,元]Goodvisit,Walter.愉快的来访，沃特Anddon'tworrytoomuchaboutthisthing,ok?不要太担心这件事，好吗？Seeyounextweek.Bye-bye.下周见，再见5/17-CanItalkwithyouforasecond,Dad?我能跟你谈一下吗，爸爸？-Sure.-Inyouroffice.Kids.-可以。-在你Soyouwantedtotalkaboutsomething?你想跟我谈Yeah.MostlyIjustwantedtomentionhowsmoothlythingshavebeenrunning,把家里管理得井井有条，[smoothly:顺利地,顺当地]sincethewifewentbacktoworkandyoumovedyourpracticeintothehouse.在家里开业以来。办公室。小孩。什么呢？是的，我主要想说，你自从你妻子回去上班，你Well,thankyou.谢谢Dad,we'vebeenfriendsnowforalongtime,right?爸，咱俩的交情时间也不算短了，对吗？Offandon,yeah.是的，断断续续吧。[offandon:有时,偶尔,断断续续地]Iknow.Ilovethat.我知道，我喜欢这样See,dad,youknowthatdancehallplacethatImentionedthismorning?老爸，还记得我今早提到的那个舞厅吗？-TheHouseofSweat?-Yeah.-汗之屋？-是的JerryandIweretalkingandwedecided...杰里和我-Jerry?-Yeah,JerryDellish.-杰里？-对，杰里·德利什He'sanolderfriendofmine.ExcellentdriverwithtwoyearsofDriver'sEd.流。学过两年驾驶。[Driver'sEd:驾驶员培训]商量了一下，我们决定…他是我的老朋友，车技一TwoyearsofDriver'sEd?学过两年驾驶？Yeah.See,inhisfirstclassheranoveradog,buthedrovebeautifullyafterthat.是的，第一次课时他轧死了一条狗。但打那以后就开得棒极了We'retalkingaboutonetiny,recklesslittledoghere,Dad.我们现在说的只是只不微足道的鲁莽小狗-Toughbreak.-Yeah.-算它倒霉。-是啊。[toughbreak:走霉运,运气不佳]So,anyway,Iwasthinkingthatmaybewecouldgodowntheretonight.所以，无论如何，我想今晚我们也许能去那儿玩会儿Jerrywoulddrivesoyouwouldn'thavetodo...杰瑞可以开车，那么，你就不用…6/17Whatwouldyourmothersay?你老妈会怎么说？Mom?Iguessshewouldsay...妈妈？我猜她会说…What'sthephraseI'mlookingforhere,Dad?你说我现在在找哪个词呢，老爸？-"No"?-Yeah,that'sit.-"没门"。-是的，就这个IguessthatmeansIcan'tgo,right?我想那意味着我不能去，是吗？Well,itjustmeansIdon'tlikeyoucominginhere,andtryingtogetawaywithsomething(侥幸得逞).我只是不想你是为了绕过某种障碍而来找我-That'snottherelationshipIwannahavewithyou.-I'msorry,Dad.-那不是我所希望的我们之间应有的关系。Alrightnowlook.NowthatI'minchargeathome,wecantrythingsmyway.,听着,现在家里我做主，就按我的方针办！[incharge:主管,负责Alright!太棒了-对不起，爸爸好了]!Youdon'tevenknowwhat"myway"is！你还不知道我的方针是啥呢！SureIdodad.It'saSinatrasong.当然知道，爸爸，给我更多的自由[Sinatra:辛纳屈You'rewalkingafinelinehere,Mike.你的Ok,look,here'sthedeal(交易).好吧，让我们做个交易(美国歌手、电影演员)]领悟能力真强，麦克I'llgiveyoualittlemorefreedom.我会给你更多的自由You'vegottopromisemealotmoreresponsibility(责任).但你也要保证承担更多的责任。[promise:承诺]Hey,noproblem,dad.没问题，老爸Iswear,Iamreadyfortotalresponsibility.我发誓，我会承担全部责任Mike,I'mnotreadyfortotalresponsibility.克迈，我都担不起You'reright.Sorry.你说得对，对不起全部责任Ok.Yougooutandhaveagoodtime.那好。你出去玩吧，玩得愉快。Justrememberwhatwetalkedabout.不过要记住我们说过的话。Absolutely,Dad!Thanks,Ipromise.绝对记住，谢谢爸爸。我保证7/17Wait.WhataboutMom?等等，妈妈怎么办？Whatifshe'smad?她要是发火咋办？[whatif:如果(假使)…将会怎样]Mike,yourmom'snotanogre(食人魔鬼).迈克，你妈妈不是魔鬼I'lltalktoher.She'llunderstand.我会告诉她的，她会理解的Youlethimdowhat?你让他什么？Maggie,he'sfifteenyearsoldnow.麦姬，他已经十五岁了Sohe'sfifteen!十五岁又怎样It'scompletelyarbitrarytojustpickanagelikethatandsaythatiswhenakidismature(成熟的[arbitrary:任意的,武断的;pick:选择!).]任意选定一个年龄来划分孩子的成熟与否实在是太武断了！Youknow,bythetimeMozartwasfifteen,he'dwrittensevensymphonies.要知道，莫扎特十五岁时，他已经写了七首交响乐了。[symphony:交响曲]That'sbecauseMozart'sfatherdidn'tlethimgotoTheHouseofSweat.那是因为莫扎特的父亲没让他去“汗之屋”。Whodidhegowith?他和谁一Idon'tknow,somekid…JerryDillish,Dellish.不知道，Jerry"Dog-Killer"Dellish.杰瑞，“杀狗大王”德利什。Maggie,hehitonedog.麦姬，他Yeah,buthehititfourtimes.是的，Ok,well,err,Mikeisn'tJerry.好吧，起去？好像一个叫杰里.德利什的只撞了一只狗而已可是他来回撞了四次可是，呃，迈克不是杰瑞Andakidneedssomefreedominordertolearnresponsibility.而且孩子需要一定的自由才能够培养责任。感[inorderto:为了]AhJason,Iknowyoubelieveinthis"unlimitedhumanpotential"…stuff.杰森，我知道你信奉“人类潜力无限”这种谬论。[unlimited:无限的;potential:潜能;staff:废话,蠢话,胡说]Andthat'sgreatforyourpatients(患者,病人).这句话对你的Butwhenitcomestoourownchildren,Ibelieveinoriginalsin(原罪,原罪论).但是针对于我们的孩子,我相信“原罪论”。[original:原始的,最初的;sin:罪恶]患者也许适用8/17Idon'tknow,maybeIshouldn'thavegonebacktowork.我不知道，也许我不该回去上班。Now,comeon,Maggie,don'tsaythat.行了，麦姬，不要那样说Nowyoutookfifteenyearsoff,toraiseafamily,anddeysouervetogobacktoworknow.[raiseafamily:供养家庭;deserve:应受,应得]你献出了十五年建立起一个家庭，现在你当然有权恢复工作了。Youjusthavetohavealittlemorefaithinmeandthekids.你只需要给我和孩子们多点信任Maybeyou'reright.也许你说得对OfcourseI'mright.这还用说Weshouldn'tbeworrying,weshouldbe…celebrating.我们不该担心，而是应该…庆祝。[celebrate:庆祝,祝贺]WhichiswhyI'vetakenthelibertyofplacingsomechilledchampagneinalittlebucketbesidethebed.所以，请恕我冒昧现已将冰镇香槟置于床边的小桶里，[taketheliberty:冒昧,擅自；chilled:冷冻了的;champagne:香槟酒]Slippedsomesatinsheetsontheoldbouncer(庞然大物,弹跳装置).还在床上铺好了一条缎子床单。[slip:悄悄地放,偷偷地搁;satin:缎子]Satinsheets,you?缎子床单，你？Yeah.Theguyinthestoreshowedmesome"before"and"after"picturesofacouplewhotriedthem.是的。店里的营业员还给我看了一对夫妇睡这张床单前后的照片Theylookedverysatisfied.他们看上去很满足WhataboutBenandCarol?那本和凯罗怎么办？Well,IslippedsomesleepingpillsintotheirGatorade(佳得乐,一种运动饮料).我在他们的汽水里下了点安眠药。[slip:悄悄地放,偷偷地搁]-They'llbeasleepforaboutthreeweeks.-Jason!-他们会睡上3个星期。Well,Ididn'treally,buttheyare...andwecan...不过我没有真放。而他们确实睡着了，我们可以…9/17Hello?Yeah,thisisJasonSeaver.你好，对，我是杰森No,youmustbelookingforsomeoneelsebecause......…·西弗不，你一定是搞错了，因为Takeyourclothesoff.你先把衣服脱了No,no,ourMikeisonlyfifteen,sohewouldn'tbedrivingacar.不，不，我们的迈克才十五岁。他不可能开车的。-Isee.-Whatdidhesay?-我知道了。-他说什么？Hesaid,"That'swhyyourMikeisinourjail."[jail:监狱,看守所]他说“所以你家麦克才会在我们监狱里”。[00:12:45]Whatareyouinfor,kid?你犯了Ikilledaman,justtowatchhimdie.You?我杀了一Unpaidparkingtickets(违规停车罚单).没付停车费。[unpaid:未付款的Oh,no,it'smymom!噢，不，我Comeon,Maggie,wedon'tevenknowthefactsyet.连事实还没搞清楚呢Imeanit'snotsounusualforateenageboytohavemainorrun-inwiththepolice.[unusual:不寻常的;minor:较小的;run-in:口角,争吵]常有的事。Someoftheseguyscanberealmachoheadbangers.什么案，小鬼？个人，然后看他死去。你呢？]妈来了!别急，麦姬，我是说十几岁的孩子与警察间发生小冲突，这是有些警察本身就够横的。[macho:雄武的;headbanger:易冲动的人]Hiya!Youfolkscareforsomehotcocoa?Ijustmadeafreshpot(壶,盆,罐).嗨，你们二位要不要来杯热可可？我刚了弄一壶[folks:大伙们,各位;carefor:想要;fresh:新制成的,刚做好的]Look,we'retheSeavers.You'velockedupourson.我们是西弗夫妇，你们关了我们儿子。[lockup:把…锁起来,关起来]Anofficerclaimedhewasdrivingacar.一位警官声称他开车Ahyessir.Wepickedhimupinthe"HouseofSweat"parkinglot(停车场).是的,先生。我们是在“汗之屋”的停车场抓住他的。[pickup:逮捕,捉到,拿获]10/17He'dbeendrivingincirclesforapproximately12minutes.他开车兜圈子兜了近十二分钟。[approximately:大约,大概]Ok,soa15-year-oldboydriveshisfriend'scararoundthelotafewtimes.一个15岁的孩子OhdidImention,hesideswipedapolicecaronthewayout?哦,我刚才提到了一辆警车？[sideswipe:擦边撞击,沿边擦过]-Hewhat?-Hetorethatbumperofflikehewaspeelinganorange.-他什么？-他像剥橘子只是拿朋友的车兜了几圈(也算不了什么大事)。吗，他还刮花了一样把保险杠给掀掉了[tear:撕掉,扯下;bumper:保险杠;peel:剥,剥皮]A$350orange.是个值350美元的桔子啊。[$:dollar]Hiya,Dad,Mom.Youlookgoodtonight.嗨，爸妈，你们今晚看上去起色不错Youlookyoung.好象年轻了！Comeon,son.出来吧，儿子Mom,Dad,thisisJerry.妈，爸，这位是杰里Iguessit'skindofhardtoseethebasisofourfriendship,huh?我想这种情形很难看出我俩的交情。[kindof:有点儿,有几分;basis:基础,根据,依据;friendship:友谊,友情]Idunno.Hehasacertaincarefreecharm.不知道。他有种旁若无人的魅力[dunno:<口>(我)不知道;carefree:无忧无虑的,毫无牵挂的;charm:魅力]Youshouldseehimwhenhe'ssober(头脑清醒的,未醉的).你应该在他没醉的时候见见他Mike,youwillbegroundedfortwomonths.麦克，罚你两个月不准出门[ground:搁浅,停飞;begrounded:被禁足]Twomonths?Dad,can'tyoutalktoher?两个月!?爸，你不能跟她说说吗？Oh,Idid,Mike.Originally,itwasonemonth.哦，我说过了，迈克。本来是一个月。[originally:最初,起初,本来]Dad,thatmeansyouaddedamonth.这么说你加了一个月Nothinggetsbyyou,doesit?这下没辙了吧？[getby:通过,混过,逃脱]Dad,yousaidyou'dtalktoher...爸，你说过你会跟她谈的11/17Damnit,Mike,Yousaidyou'dactresponsibly(负责地,有责任感地).该死，麦克，你说你会负起责任的![Damnit:俚()该死,可恶;act:做事,行事]NowIdon'twannahearanotherwordoutofyou!Isthatclear?现在我不想听见你再说一个字，明白吗？-Whoa.哇哦Oh,yeah,ourromanticevening.哦，我们的浪漫之夜。Anyonewho'snotusedtosatinsheetscouldeasilyhaveanaccident(出事故).没用惯缎子床单的人，很容易发生事故的。[beusedto:习惯于]Maggie,don'tpatronizeme.Okay?麦姬，你[patronize:惠顾,资助,保护,屈尊,以恩赐的态度对待]Andwherethehellaremypajamas?我那该死的[thehell:(加强语气)到底,究竟;见鬼,该死Gee,I'msorry.I'mreallynotsure.哎呀，Youwouldn'tthinkit'dbedsoamntoughtokeeptabsonapairofpajamasaroundhere！就别对我说教了行不行?睡衣在哪？]对不起，我也不大确定在哪你不认为看管一套睡衣都是非常累心的？[damn:非常;tough:艰难的,劳累的;keeptabson:监视,看守]Jason,Idon'tunderstandwhyyou'resoupset(心烦意乱的,烦扰的).杰森，我不明白你干嘛发这大么脾气Imean,it'snotlikethisisthefirsttimehe'sscrewedup.我意思是，像这样闯祸他又不是第一回-Whoscrewedup?-Mike.-谁闯祸了？WhosaidanythingaboutMike?I'mupsetbecauseIcan'tfindmypajamas.谁说麦克了？我生气是因为找不到睡衣-麦克啊Imean,ifyoujustleftapairofpajamasaroundandthesearebigpajamasI'mtalkingabout.我意思是，假如你把一套睡衣睡裤放在这了，我说的可是肥大显眼的睡衣裤，Andtothinkthattheyjustvanishedintothinair(消失无踪).想想它们就这不么见踪影了，[vanish:消失,突然不见]12/17Well,wouldn'tyoubeprettyupset?你会不会非常恼火？Absolutely.Infact,I'mamazedatthewayyou'reholdingtogether.的确也是。实际上我奇怪的是你把它们搅在一起了[absolutely:绝对,是这样;amazed:惊讶;holdtogether:使()结合在一起]-What?-I'veneverseenDadactuallytoomadtotalk.-怎么了？Thanksforyoursupport.Youknow,Ifeellikeanewmannow.支持。我感觉自己已经洗心革面了。[feellike:感觉像是Sorry.Look,it'snotsobad.对不Ibet,inayear,he'lllookbackatthiswholethingandlaugh.我打赌一年后，他再想起这件事肯定会大笑。[lookback:回顾,回想]Okay,maybechuckle(暗自发笑,窃笑).，也许会偷笑Okay,Iadmitit.I'mupsetwithMike.好吧，我承认，我生气是因为麦克-Oh?-Aren'tyou?–是吗？-你不Absolutely.I'mfurious(狂怒的).当然，我气炸了ButnomorefuriousthanI'vebeenathimadozenothertimesbefore.不过我对他以前干的那些事更生气。[adozentimes:多次,十几遍]Imean,he'sakid,Jason.Whatdidyouexpect(期望,指望)?-我从来没有见过爸爸气得连话都不想说多谢你的]起。其实也没那么糟啦气吗？我是说，他还是孩子，你还能要求他怎样？Yeah,buthesatnot3feetawayfrommeandhesaid,"Dad,Iswearit;I'mreadyfortotalresponsibility."是呀。但是他曾坐在我离不到三英尺处,说：“爸，我发誓，我会全面负起责任”Jason,youarenotreadyfortotalresponsibility.连你都不能负起全部责任Imean,faceit,theboyis15.面对现实吧，这孩子15岁了He'sahormonewithfeet.他是受荷尔蒙支配。[hormone:激素,荷尔蒙]Iknow,butsomedaythathormonewillbeaman.我知道，但是总有一天，荷尔蒙会成为一个男人AndIwantthatmantohaveasenseofresponsibility.13/17我希望那个男人能有责任感Gotalktohim.Youwon'tsleepifyoudon't.去跟他谈谈。如果不去的话，你会睡不着的Don'tworry.I'llcontinuethesearchforthepajamas.别担心，我会继续帮你找睡衣的-What?-Youwereasleep.-干嘛？-你睡着了Iwas?Iwasanditwasadream.我睡着了？我睡着了，这么说那只是场梦-Uh-uh.-Oh,stillangry?-嗯啊。-哦，还在生气？Hey,Dad,Iknowthisisnoexcuse,butJerry'scarhandlesreallybadly.嗨，爸，我知道这不是理由，但杰里的车确实很难控制。[excuse:借口,托辞；noexcuse:没有借口/理由;handle:操作,操控]AndIwastheonewhodecidedJerrywastoodrunktodrive.而且我觉得杰瑞喝得太多了，不能开车。[drunk:醉的]-Mike,hewasunconscious.-Iknow.[unconscious:失去知觉的,无意识的]-麦克，他醉得不省人事了。-我知道Andwhatareyoudoingwithakidwhodrinkslikethat?跟喝成那-Ishould'vecalledyou.-Whydidn'tyou?-应该给你电话-那为啥没打？样的孩子在一起，你应该怎么做？。Well,Dad,therewerethesegirlsthere...爸，那Ofcourse!Wouldn'twantthemtothinkyouhadparents.们知道你有家长Mike,whatkindofrelationshiparewegoingtohaveifIcan'ttrustyou?里有很多女孩…当然，不想让他麦克，如果我不能信任你，那咱俩关系会怎样呢？Idon'tknow.IguessI'mjustajerk.Maybeyoushouldn'ttrustme.大傻瓜，也你许不该信任我。[jerk:蠢人]不知道，我想我是个That'scertainlyonewaytogo.这个当然也是方向之一That'sthewaymyfatherwentwithme.以前我爸就是那样对我的IguessIhopedthatwhenIhadasonitwouldbedifferent.我原来想，当我有儿子的时候，不会再这样。14/17Iknow,Dad.我知道，老爸Mike,youprobablydon'trememberthisbut,whenyouwere3weeksold,迈克，你可能不记得了，当你三周大的时候，ItookyoutotheMetshomeopener.我带你去看Mets队的主场棒球开场赛[Mets:NewYorkMets(美国棒球队名opener:(体育)第一局比赛;homeopener:主场开场赛Cradledyouinmyarms.抱着你摇啊摇。[cradle:轻轻地抱或捧]UpcomesDonnClendenon…直到丹·科林丹宁上场Hitsashotofftheleft-fieldscoreboardtowinitinthe12th.在第12局将球赢得比赛。[shot:击球,发射;scoreboard:记分牌]Ihuggedyourealtight,jumpingupanddown.我紧紧抱着你，[hug:抱住,紧抱;tight:紧紧地,牢固地]Andyou,youthrewupinyourcomplimentaryMetsbattingcontainer.头盔里了。[throwup:呕吐;complimentary:赠送的;batting:击球;container:容器]-I'msorry,Dad.-Itwasmyfault.-对不起，爸爸。-是我的错Inevershould'veletyousuckthatbeeroffmyfinger.手指上的啤酒。[suck:吸吮,吸取]-No,Dad,Imeantabouttonight.I'msorry.-Well,thankyou.-不，爸爸，我对不起。-谢谢Youknow,Dad,Itry.Ireallytry.爸，我Butsometimes...但有的时候almostwithoutwarning,Ijustfindmyselfdoingsomethingreallystupid.就发现自己在做蠢事。[warning:警告,预兆;withoutwarning:毫无预兆,毫无预警])纽约城市队/大都会;]…击出左场外的记分牌，(高兴