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有关七年级英语笑话篇1

ACEOthrowingapartytakeshisexecutivesonatourofhisopulentmansion.Inthebackoftheproperty,theCEOhasthelargestswimmingpoolanyofthemhaseverseen.Thehugepool,however,isfilledwithhungryalligators.TheCEOsaystohisexecutivesIthinkanexecutiveshouldbemeasuredbycourage.CourageiswhatmademeCEO.Sothisismychallengetoeachofyou:ifanyonehasenoughcouragetodiveintothepool,swimthroughthosealligators,andmakeittotheotherside,Iwillgivethatpersonanythingtheydesire.Myjob,mymoney,myhouse,anything!

EveryonelaughsattheoutrageousofferandproceedstofollowtheCEOonthetouroftheestate.Suddenly,theyhearaloudsplash.EveryoneturnsaroundandseestheCFO(ChiefFinancialOfficer)inthepool,swimmingforhislife.Hedodgesthealligatorsleftandrightandmakesittotheedgeofthepoolwithsecondstospare.Hepullshimselfoutjustasahugealligatorsnapsathisshoes.

TheflabbergastedCEOapproachestheCFOandsays,Youareamazing.Iveneverseenanythinglikeitinmylife.YouarebravebeyondmeasureandanythingIownisyours.TellmewhatIcandoforyou.

TheCFO,pantingforbreath,looksupandsays,Youcantellmewhothehellpushedmeinthepool!!

有关七年级英语笑话篇2

Averythinmanmetaveryfatmaninthehotellobby.

在旅馆大厅里，一个分外瘦的人遇到了一个分外胖的人。

Fromyourlooks,saidthefatman,theremighthavebeenafamine.

胖子说："看你的样子，可能有过饥荒。'

Yes,wasthereply,andfromyourlooks,youmighthavecausedit.

"是的，'瘦子回复说，"看你的样子，饥荒可能是你造成的。'

有关七年级英语笑话篇3

A"KISS'不是代表一个吻

Atadinnerparty,thespeaker,whowastheguestofhonor,wasabouttodeliveraspeechwhenhiswifesittingattheotherendofthetable,senthimapieceofpaperwiththewordKISSscribbledonit.

Theguestseatednexttothespeakersaid,Yourwifemustloveyouverymuch,IseehersendyouaKISSbeforeyoubeginyourspeech.

Thespeakersmiledandexplained,Youdontknowmywife.TheKISSshegivemestandsforKeepItShort,Stupid.

有关七年级英语笑话篇4

好视力

Lawyer:Yousayyouwereaboutthirty-fivefeetawayfromthesceneoftheaccident?Justhowfarcanyouseeclearly?

律师：你说你离事故现场约有35英尺，你能看清多远的东西?

Witness:Well,whenIwakeupinthemorningIseethesun,andtheytellmeitsaboutninety-threemillionmilesaway.

证人：这么说吧，早上起床后我望见太阳，别人报告我这大约有9300万英里远。

有关七年级英语笑话篇5

改造的结果

Eversincewegotmarried,mywifehastriedtochangeme.Shegotmetostopdrinking,smokingandrunningarounduntillatehoursofthenight.Shetaughtmehowtodresswell,enjoythefinearts,gourmetcooking,classicalmusic,evenhowtoinvestinthestockmarket,saidtheman.

Soundslikeyoumaybebitterbecauseshechangedyousodrastically,remarkedhisfriend.

Imnotbitter.NowthatIm