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602TheOneWhereRossHugs

[Scene:CentralPerk,it’sthesamescenefromtheendoflastweek’sshow.PhoebeandRachelaresittingonthecouchasRossenters.]Ross:Rachel:Hey,sodideverythinggookaywiththeRoss:Oh,yeah,noproblems.It’salltakencareRachel:Ross,thankyou.Hey,doyouguyswannagoseeaRoss:Ohyeah,whyRachel:Okay,umm,I’mgonnagetmysweater.(WalksRoss:Okay.(SitsdownnexttoPhoebe.)Youuh,youwannahearsomethingPhoebe:Ross:Ididn’tgetthePhoebe:Ross:We’restillmarried!Don’t lRachel.Seeyoulater.(HegetsupleavingPhoebeinshock.)[CuttooutsideCentralRoss:(ToRachel)Hey,doyouhaveanyRachel:Oh?Yeah!Phoebe:(runningout)Wait!Wait!Hi!Listen,RosscanIjusttalktoyouforjustasecond?Rachel:OhbutPhoebe,we’regonnabelateforthemovie.(Acabpullsup.)Phoebe:Oh,there’sacab!Taxi!!(Thecabstopsandsheopensthedoor.)Goodtiming,myGod,huh?Hereyougo.(PushesRachelinandclosesthedoor.)Rachel:Yeah,we’re,we’reactuallyjustgonnawalk‘causeit’srightupthereattheAngelica.Phoebe:Oh,theAngelica!!Go!Go!(Shebangsonthecab’sroofanditpullsaway.)(ToRoss)Youdidn’tgettheannulment?!!Ross:IPhoebe:Ross:Well,Itried!ButwhenIgottomylawyer’sofficeallIcouldhearwas,"Threedivorces.Threedivorces!"Look,Ijustdon’twantmytombstonetoread,RossGellar,ThreeDivorces.Phoebe:Don’tbeworriedaboutthat!Yourtombstonecansaywhateveryouwantittosay!Itcouldsay,RossGeller,GoodatMarriage!Y’know?Mine’sgonnasayPhoebeBuffay,BuriedAlive.Ross:Look,allIknowisI-Ican’thaveanotherfailedPhoebe:Sookaywhat?You’regonnabemarriedtoagirlwhodoesn’tevenknowaboutit?!—Op,woman!Sorry.Ross:Well,okayso,Idon’thaveitallworkedoutquiteyet.Justdon’tsayanythingtoRachel,please?Phoebe:Rachelisoneofmyclosestfriends.(Pause)Although,beingtheonlyonewhoknowsanythingaboutthisdoesmakesmefeelspecial.Okay!(Rachel’scabbacksup.)

嘿嘿,想要看吗?噢好啊我们还是夫嘿,有口香糖吗? 噢有车了!出租车是,但我们只是要走着去Angelica我有打算去 离婚三次.离婚三次! Rachel:(tothedriver)Okay,stop-stop!Phoebe:HeyRachel:WhatwasPhoebe:Sorry,mixup.Hey,howwastheRachel:Ihaven’tseenitPhoebe:Wellthenyou’dbetterhurry!TheAngelica!Go!Go!(Bangsontheroofagainandofftheygo.)Rachel:Noooooooo!!OpeningCredits{Transciber’snote:Incaseyou’rewondering,andIknowyouare.Theirnamesareallbacktonormal.JustinaslightlysmallerfontthanusualtoallowCourteneyCoxArquettetofitononelineandnotbesmallerthantherestoftheirnames.Now,onwiththeshow…}[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandlerandMonicaarecuddlingonthecouch.]Chandler:Y’knowwhenwemoveintogether,canIgetagumballmachine?Monica:Ofcourse!Joeywouldn’tletyouhaveone?Chandler:No.Whenitcomestosweets,he’ssurprisinglyMonica:Hey,haveyoufiguredoutawayto lhimyou’removingout?Chandler:No,no,Ikeeptrying,y’know?Icangetout,"Joey,Ihavetoo…"butthenIlosemynerveandIalwaysfinishwith,"…gotothebathroom."HemaythinkI’msick.Monica:Y’know,IreallyhavetolRachel,butI…Wejusthavetogetitoverwith!Y’know,thenexttimeweseethemwe’rejustgonnalthem.Okay?That’sChandler:Oh,sothat’sthisisgonnaworknow?You’rejustgonnaordermearoundallthetime?Monica:PrettyChandler:AllMonica:Hi!Joey:(ToChandler)Heyman,youfeelinganybetter?(Chandleranswershimwithsomegutturalsoundsthatonlyhecanmakeandthatnohumancantranscribe.)Monica:Joey,wehavesomethingtolyou.Joey:OhmyGod!You’reChandler:No-o-o!(ToMonica)No?(Shenodsno.)No-o-o!LookJoey,here’sthething,MonicaandIhavedecidedtolivetogether,here.So,I’mgonnabemovingoutman.Joey:Wow!(Tearingup)Well,uh…Hey!I’mreallyhappyforyouguys!Congratulations!(KissesMonicaonthecheek)Seeyoulater.(StartsforthedooronthevergeoftearsasMonicastopshim.)Monica:Wait!Joey!Joey!AreyouJoey:Yeah,Igottago!Igotanactingjob.(Turnstowardsthedoor,pauses,andturnsback.)Likeyou’dbelievethat.Thissucks!Chandler:Look,I-I’mjustgonnaberightacrossthehallandIpromiseyou,theminuteMonicaandIbreakupI’mmovingrightbackinwithyou!“菲比.布菲,活那?你就要和一个不知的子做夫妇?!?好,停下-停下!对不起,顺便.嘿,好看吗?那就要快点我们同居后我可以买一台弹珠机不是.他玩到兴起的时候,然后就说,"去厕所."但我要克服这!那好哦，天啊!你怀孕了!!不是Joey:(ToMonica)Okay!Look-look-look,uh,ifyou’regonnabemovinginwithhimIfeelit’smyresponsibilityto lyouthetruthabouthim!Okay?He’saterribleroommate!Terrible!Heuh,forgetstoumm…Oh-ohhealways,healwaysumm—Oh,whoamIkidding!He’sthebestroommateever!(HugsChandler.)[Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeisonthecouchasMonicaenters.]Phoebe:Hey!Monica:Hey,haveyouseenPhoebe:No,Monica:IhavesomeprettyexcitingMonica:No!ChandlerandIaremovinginPhoebe:Ooh!That’sgood!Wow!Butnowifyouwerepregnant,whatwouldyounameit?Hint:Phoebe.(RossreturnsfromgettingsomeRoss:Hey!Monica:Ross:What’sMonica:Wellumm,ChandlerandIaremovinginRoss:OhmyGod.Ohh,mylittlesisterandmybestfriend…shakingup.Oh,that’sgreat.That’sgreat.(Kissesandhugsher.)Phoebe:Guys,I’mhappyMonica:Okay,comehere!(PhoebejoinstheminthePhoebe:Wow!Bigdayhuh?Peoplemovingin,peoplegettingannulled…(WinksatRoss.)Monica:Okay,IgottagofindRachelbutumm,ifyouguysseehercouldyoupleasetrytogivehersomereallybadnewssothatminedoesn’tseemsobad?Ross:Phoebe:Hmm,somethingbadtolRachel…BadnewsforRachel,whatcouldthatbe?!Ross:Couldyajust,couldyajustlayoff,please?Allright?Mylifeisanembarrassment!Ishouldgoliveundersomebody’sstairs!Phoebe:Ross,it’snotthatbigadeal!Soyou’llbeendivorcedthreetimes,you’llstillhavealife,you’llgoondates…Ross:(interrupting)No!No,Iwon’t!I’llbeatthebottomofthedatingbarrelnow.TheonlyguysbelowmewillbeFourDivorceGuyuh,MurdererGuy,and-and,Geologists.Phoebe:Ross,you’rebeingridiculous!Okay?Youarecuteandsmartandsweetandthatismuchmoreimportantthanthreestupiddivorces!Ross:Ohyeah?Haveyoueverdatedanyonewhohasbeendivorcedthreetimes?Phoebe:Y’knowthat’sreallyfair.Y’know?Mostguyswhohavebeendivorcedthreetimesarelike60.Ross,nobodycaresaboutthisexceptyou!This-thisembarrassmentthingisallinyourhead!Here,I’llshowyou!Comehere.Ross:What?!不是所以,我要搬家了.嘿!我很替高兴!一会太差劲而且我答应你,如果好!你看看,好吗?他经常呃?嘿菲比!嘿没有,有事吗?没有喔!很好嘛!哇!提示:菲比.发生什么事噢天啊.(Shegrabshisarmanddragshimovertoatablewherethreebeautifulwomenaresitting.Now,I’mgoingtogooutonalimbandsaythattheirnamesareStephanie,Karin,andMeg.Okay,soIlookedatthecredits.Ofcourse,onlyMegisnamedlateron,soI’llhavetoguesswhoisStephanieandwhoisKarin.But,we’llcrossthatbridgewhenwecometoit.)Phoebe:(tothegirls)Hi!Hi!Listen,myfriendRossisabouttobedivorcedforthethirdtime,butwouldn’tyoudatehim?Ross:Andifyouwaitrighthere,I’llgogetRoss.(Phoebegrabshisarmandpreventshimfromesca.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaispacinganxiouslywaitingforChandler:(entering)Monica:Ugh,IthoughtyouwereChandler:(lookingdown)WhatgavemeMonica:Ijust lher,Ihavetogetitoverwith.ItoldRossandPhoebeandshe’stheonlyoneleft!Chandler:Okay,sothat’sit,everybodyknows!It’sofficial,we’removingintogether.Noturningback.Areyascared?Areya?Monica:Chandler:Wowthatwasmyscariestvoice!You’reverybrave.(TheyhugasRachelenters.)Rachel:Hey!Rachel:Ugh,theworseday!Y’know,youthinkyou’remakingprogressatworkandthenyourbosscallsyouRaquel.Chandler:Heylisten,forthefirstfouryearsofmyworkeverybodycalledmeSha-la-lap.(Awkwardsilenceensues.)Seriously.Rachel:Ibelieveyou.So,itwasrightinthemiddleofastaffmeetingsoofcoursenooneelsewantstocorrecthersoeveryoneelseiscallingmeRaquel!Bytheendoftheday,themailroomguyswerecallingmeRocky!Chandler:Well,I-Istillthinkyou’revery-veryniceandverypretty…Rachel:What?Chandler:(ToMonica)Allyoursbabe.(WalksMonica:Haveaseat.(Theysitatthetable.)Okay,listenumm,ChandlerandIaregoingtolivetogether,here.Rachel:OhmyGod!That’ssogreat!I’msohappyforyouMonica:Rachel:Andthatwassosweetofyoutoask!OhmyGod,thethreeofusaregonnahavesuchagoodtimelivingtogether!Monica:Yes,weare.(ChandlerisfranticallytryingtogetMonicatocorrecther.)Rachel:AndChandler,you’regonnahavetowatchthoselongshowersyoutakeinthemorningbecauseyouknowRaquelcan’tbelate.Chandler:Monica:Yeah,he’sgonnaworkonRachel:Ohh!Thisissoexciting!OhGod…(Gaspsandstartstosing)Comeandknockonmydoor…Monica:(singing)We’llbewaitingfor

好啦,过来!有人离婚 唔,告诉瑞秋一些坏消息吗好吗?我的生活是一团糟! 离婚四次的 这比那什哦是吗?那你有没 嘿{Transciber’snote:I’llfinishthatoneforthoseofyouwhodon’tknowwhatthey’retalkingabout.WherethetowelsareHersandHersandHis,Three’sCompanytoo!Yeah,that’sthethemesongforThree’sCompany.}Commercial[Scene:CentralPerk,PhoebeishostinganimprompturoundtablediscussionwithStephanie,Karin,andMegaboutRoss’sthreedivorces.]Ross:…onceyouknowthestories,it’snotthatbad.Firstmarriage,wife’shiddensexuality,notmyfault.Secondmarriage,saidthewrongnameatthealtar,alittlemyfault.Thirdmarriage,welltheyreallyshouldn’tallowyoutogetmarriedwhenyou’rethatdrunkandhavewritingalloveryourface,Nevada’sfault.Phoebe:Okay,sowhatdoyouthinkladies?Whowouldn’tbeinterested?Whowouldn’twanttodatehim?Stephanie:Wellthedivorcesdon’tbotherme,I’ddatehim.But,notwhilehe’sstillmarried.Phoebe:Okay,whataboutyou?(PointstoKarin)Wouldn’tyouwantadate?Karin:Actually,I’mdatingatallanymore.See,IfiguredoutthatIwasonlydatingguysthatwerelikey’knowbadforme,sountilIworkthatout…Meg:Well,Idon’tcareaboutthedivorceseither,butIwouldn’tdatehim.It’sjustthathe’sobviouslystillinlovewiththisRachelgirl.Ross:Phoebe:(leaningtohim)Shesaid,"He’sobviouslystillinlovewiththisRachelgirl."(Heglaresather.)Ross:Thisiscrazy!Imean,yes-yesRachelismygoodfriendandI-Ihavelovedherinthepast,butnow,sheisjustmywife!Phoebe,willyou-willyouhelpmeoutPhoebe:Well,Ithoughtyoulovedherwhenyou-whenyoumarriedRoss:Weweredrunk!Iwould’vemarrieduh,JoeywiththatamountofPhoebe:Hey!YoucoulddoalotworsethanJoeyRoss:(tothepanel)Look,I’msorry,butyouguysarewrong.Ijustdon’twanttobedivorcedthreetimes.Phoebe:Yes,andnowhe’susingthisthreedivorcesreasonbecausehewantstostaymarriedtoherbecausehelovesher.Imustsay,"Welldone!"BravoMeg.Ross:(gettingup)Okay!Fine!Fine!If-ifthisiswhatyouthink,forgetaboutthewholethreedivorcething!Okay,I-I’llgotomylawyer’sofficerightnowandgetthismarriageannulled!Okay?!Becauseshemeansnothingtome!Noth—(leansdowntoMeg’sear)—Nothing!!Meg:OkaynowIwouldn’tdateyoubecauseyouseemalittleKarin:Iamsoattractedtohimright[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandlerandMonicaarestilldebatingabouthow lRachelthatChandler’smovinginandshe’smovingout.]Chandler:Okay,whenarewegonna lRachelwhatisactuallygonnahappen?Monica:Soon!I-Ijustcouldn’tbefore.YousawhowupsetJoeygot!Icouldn’tdothattoher,she’smybestfriend!Chandler:Well,Joey’smybestMonica:I’mnotyourbest

她是最后一哇那是我最吓人 嘿 /我知是人都叫我“瑞靠”!放没关系,我-我还是觉得先坐好了,听着,钱德和 很感谢你先告诉我一上好一阵来让我.“瑞靠”是不能的.哦天啊进去后还要锁上Chandler:Youjustsaid…Ofcourseyou’remybestfriend.WouldyoupleaselRachelthough?Monica:Allright,allright,atleastI’mChandler:Okay.(Shegrabsatinoffreshlybaked s)Ohyes.(Hereachesforone.)Monica: hishand)Chandler:Hey-Monica:Thesearen’tforyou!AreyouChandler:IamRachel:(entering)HeyChandler:Okay,bye!Monica:Rach,there’ssomethinguh,importantIhave lRachel:(gasps)AreyouMonica:No!But,I’mthrowingthisshirtaway!Ithinktherewasalittlemisunderstandingbefore.Rachel:Um-Monica:Umm,whenIsaidthatuh,thatChandlerandIwantedtoumm,livetogetherwemeantalonetogether.Rachel:(laughs)OhmyGod!Oh,that’sfunny,Ican’tbelieveIdidthat.Monica:Ohnosweetie,no!Thisismyfault,Iwasn’tclear!I’mreallysorry.Andlisten,youtakeasmuchtimeasyouneedtomoveoutokay?There’s ynorush.Rachel:Okay.(SitsbackandresumesherMonica:Okay.Don’tyouwanta Rachel:Sure?(Monicahandsherone.)Thanks.Monica:Maybe,doyouneedatissue?(Rachelmumblesuh-huhandspitsthehalf- outontotheRachel:Monica,wheredidyougetMonica:ImadeRachel:Ooh,goodGod,they’resoyummy!(Shere-ingeststhepreviously matterfromthetissue.)[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,ChandlerispackingsomebooksandJoeyiswatchingNomoreJoeyandChan’s.NomoreJandC’s."YouwannagoovertoJoeyandChandler’s?""Can’t,itsnotthere."Chandler:Look,I’mjustgonnabeacrossthehall,wecanstilldoallthesameJoey:Yeahbutwewon’tbeabletolikegetupinthemiddleofthenightandhavethoselongtalksaboutourfeelingsandthefuture.Chandler:NotoncedidwedoChandler:Hey!Joey:Monica:SoI,ItoldRachelitwasjustgonnabethetwoofChandler:Ohyeah?Well,how’dshetake

我们会等你 谁想和他 啊 好你呢?你想和 吗实际上,我不再和任何人 你看嘛,和我 怎么可菲比,你能帮我说明一下吗? 象乔伊也经常喝醉对不起, Monica:Reallywell.Yeah.Surprisinglywell.Yeah,shedidn’tcry.Shewasn’tangryorsad.(Sitsdown,slightlydisgusted.)Chandler:Andyou’reupsetbecauseyoudidn’tmakeyourbestfriendcry?Monica:Imean,allI’maskingforisjustalittleemotion!Isthattoomuchtoaskaftersixyears?!Imeanwhat?Are-are-areRachelandInotascloseasyouguys?!Imeandowenothaveasmuchfun?!Don’tIdeserveafewtears?!!Imeanwe-wetoldJoey,hecriedhiseyesout!Joey:Hey!Ididnotcrymyeyesout!!Comeon!It’sliketheendofanera!NomoreJ-manandChannie’s!!Chandler:Okay,Igottaask,whocallsus[Scene:Ross’slawyer’soffice,hisnameisRussellandhasjustbeentoldbyRossabouthiscurrentsituation.]Russell:YougotmarriedRoss:Russell:Sothat’syoursecondmarriageintwoRoss:Yes,secondintwoyears.ThirdRussell:Ross,Ihavebeenadivorceattorneyfor23yearsandneverhadIsomuchbusinessfromoneclient.Whydon’tyou lmewhathappened.Ross:Basically,RachelandIwereinVegasandwegotRussell:(interrupting)I’msorry,isthisthesameRachelwho’snameyousaidatthealtarinthesecondmarriage?Ross:Yes-yes-yes!But,I-IdonotloveRussell:Oh,that’sbetterRoss:ThiswasjustadrunkenmistakeandIneedtogetitRussell:Isee.Haveyouconsideredtherapy?Ross:Ithinkjusttheannulmentfortoday.Russell:Thereareacoupleofformstofillout.Ross:Easy.Russell:Andwe’llneedtohavewitnesseswhocantestifythatyouwerenotofuh,soundmind.Ross:NoRussell:Andwe’llneedyouandRacheltotestifybeforeaRoss:Ooh!There’snowaytodothiswithouther?‘CauseIkindaallreadytoldheruh,itwas,itwasalreadytakencareof.Russell:Ofcourseyoudid.LookRoss,youcan’tgetanannulmentunlessyouandRachelareboththere.Ross:Uh-ha,whataboutsomeonewholookslikeRachel?(Russellglaresathim.)Iwillthinkaboutthetherapy.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,RachelispaintinghertoenailsasMonicaenters.]Rachel:Hey!Monica:Hey.Soum,IwasthinkingthatmaybeweshouldstartdividingupourRachel:Monica:Y’know,nopointindraggingitout.Draggingoutthelongprocessofyoumovingoutandusnotlivingtogetheranymore.Rachel:

三次离婚的借口他想继续这段 一点一点都没有!!好了,我们什么时候的说不她是我最好的朋友 没错嘿嘿室友!呃住在一起,意思是两人住一起Monica:HeyRach,whataboutthis?(Sheholdsupachrome5-pointstar.)Huh?Who-whogetsthis?See,Idon’tknowifIwantitbecauseitmightbey’know,toomanymemories!Rachel:(grabbingthestar)WhattheisMonica:Idon’tknow.(Picksupabigplatefromthecoffeetable.)Hey,Rachel,youwantthebigplate?Iwantyoutohavethebigplate.Rachel:Wow!Mon,thanks!IlovethisMonica:SomethingtoremembermeRachel:Mon,honeyyou’renotdying.I’mjustmovingout.Y’know,Imeanwe’regonnaseeeachotherallthetime.Monica:Butstill,it’sabigchange.Theendofanera,youmightRachel:Areyouokay?You’renotMonica:I’mfine!Ijust,I’mthinkinghowmuchit’sanendofRachel:Oh,allright.Buty’knowIgottasay,Idon’t,Idon’tthinksixyearscountsasanera.Monica:Aneraisdefinedasasignificantperiodoftime.Now,itwassignificanttome,maybeitwasn’tsignificanttoyou!Rachel:WhatisthematterwithMonica:Whatisthematterwithyou?!!Whyaren’tyoumoreupset?!Aren’tyougonnabesadthatwe’renotgonnabelivingtogetheranymore?!Imeanaren’tyougonnamissmeatall?!Rachel:Allright,fine,butdon’tgetmadatme.It’s-it’sjustalittlehardtoMonica:What’shardtoRachel:Welly’know,it’syouguys.You-youdothiskindofstuff!Y’know?Imean,you-youweregonnagetmarriedinVegasandthenyoubackedout!IguessI’mnotupsetbecauseIdon’tseeyouguysgoingthroughwithit.I’msorry.Monica:Rachel,it’sgoingtohappen.ChandlerisgonnamoveinRachel:ButMonica:No-no,wait!Justletmefinish,okay?Thisisn’tsomethingthatwejust,wejustimpulsivelydecidedin-inVegas,thisissomethingwebothreallywant.Anditisgoingtohappen.Rachel:Itis?Monica:Yeah,Rachel:(startingtolosehercomposure)Imeanwe’renot,we’renotgonnalivetogetheranymore?Monica:Rachel:What?OhmyGod!I’mgonnamissyousomuch!(StartstoMonica:I’mgonnamissyou!(TheyRachel:Imeanit’stheendofanMonica:I[Scene:Thehallway,RossiscomingupthestairsasPhoebeleavesJoeyandPhoebe:(toJoeyandChandler)Okay,Ross:OhPhoebe:So?Didyougetthe

好吧好了好啊谢谢.又或者,你需要面纸吗?不再有乔伊和钱德