初中英语美文短篇初中英语版短篇笑话阅读.doc

1、初中英语美文短篇 初中英语版短篇笑话阅读 笑话是日常生活中常见的一种幽默。与一般日常会话不同,笑话刻意违背合作原那么,由此衍生出会话含意,并利用会话含意之间的冲突实现其预定功能。下面是WTT带来的初中英语版短篇笑话阅读，!初中英语版短篇笑话阅读篇一Hours of consultation 诊疗时间It was half pass three.The doctor just lay down to have a nap when he heard a loud knock on the door.He got up and asked the man at the door: “What is

2、 it?”“I've been bitten by a dog,” said the man painfully.“Well, don't you know that my hours of consultation1 are between twelve and three?” said the doctor unpleasantly.“I know,” groaned2 the man, “but that confounded(困惑的) dog didn't know, It bit me at twenty past three.”下午三点半钟时，医生刚刚躺下想

3、小睡一会儿，就听到有人大声敲门。他起身问门口的人：“什么事呀?”门口那个人痛苦地说：“我被狗咬了。”医生很不快乐地说：“哦，你不知道我诊病的时间是12点到3点吗?”那个人呻吟着说：“我知道，可是那只该死的狗不知道。它在3点20分咬了我。”初中英语版短篇笑话阅读篇二A little boy's age 一个小男孩的年龄One day a minister went to visit a home in his new parish.A little boy was playing in the living room.Before his mother came downstairs t

4、o greet the visitor, the minister cordially(诚挚地) asked the boy, “How old are you, my little man?”“I am five at home, si_ in school, and four on the cars,” replied the boy frankly1.有一天，一位牧师去访问他的新教区里的一户人家。一个小男孩正在客厅里玩。在他母亲下楼来招待客人之前，牧师很亲切地问他：“小家伙，你几岁啦?”男孩很坦率地答复说：“在家里5岁，在学校里6岁，在电车上是4岁。”初中英语版短篇笑话阅读篇三I'

5、;ll Change My Name 我会改一个名字At the age of 16, Edely decided1 to leave home and join a theater pany.His father wasappalled2(惊骇的), “A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace!” he wailed3.“What if the neighbors find out?”“I'll change my name,” the ic-to-be volunteered.“”Change your name!“ His f

6、ather screamed.”What if you're a success? How will the neighbors know it's my son?“埃迪十六岁了，他决定分开家去参加一个剧团。他的爸爸气坏了。 “让我的儿子上舞台演戏?真丢脸!”他大叫道，“邻居们知道了怎么想?”“我会改一个名字。”这位将来的滑稽演员主动提出。“改名字!”他爸爸喊叫着，“那假如你出了名怎么办?怎么让邻居们知道你就是我的儿子呢?”初中英语版短篇笑话阅读篇四Thinking Back 回忆We were gathered together, all ten of us, for our

7、 widowed mother's 80th birthday.The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving1 up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, ”Of course, we were bound2 to be poor because we were such a big family.Mom, why did you have so many children?“Mother looked around at us all and

8、 said, ”Well, where did you want to me to stop?“我们总共十个人，聚在一起祝贺已成为寡妇的妈妈的八十岁生日。谈的话题是我们家早年的艰辛，走着去上班，在“新衣会”里存钱准备买衣裳。这时我姐姐说：“当然，我们的生活没法子不困难，因为我们家孩子太多了。妈妈，您为什么要生这么多的孩子呢?”妈妈我们一圈说：“那么，你想让我在哪儿停住呢?”初中英语版短篇笑话阅读篇五Lecture on Giving up Drinking 戒酒演讲A petition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding1.One of lecturers says e_citedly, ” Alcohol can break down conjugal2(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you.“A man shouts out at the news, ”Give m