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Word文档初中幽默英语演讲稿英语演讲是每个同学都需要拓展的技能。我为大家整理了有关学校的幽默英语演讲稿3篇,欢迎大家阅读。
学校幽默英语演讲稿篇1
Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown.
Letsgotothefair,Matt,hiswifesaid.Wehaventbeenanywhereforalongtime.
Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid,Allright,butImnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.Welllookatthings,butwewontbuyanything.
Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMattswifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.
Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.
Funflights!thenoticesaid,$$10for10minutes.
Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidntwanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.
Iveonlygot$$10,hetoldthepilot.Canmywifecomewithmeforfree?Thepilotwasntsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,Illmakeabargainwithyou.Ifyourwifedoesntscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.
Mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.
Thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.Atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.
Whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,0.K.yourwifedidntmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.
Thankyou,Mattsaid.Itwasnteasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.
学校幽默英语演讲稿篇2
Oneofthemostpopularhobbiesamongpeopleisreadingbooks.Moreandmorepeoplespendtheirsparetimeinreadingthebookstheyareinterestedin.
Therearesomanybooksintheworldthatitisimpossibleforanyonetoreadallofthem,evenifhespendshiswholelifeinreading.Beforewestartreading,weshouldfindoutwhetheritisvaluableforustoread.
Readinggoodbooksisoneofthegreatestpleasuresinlife.Itcanenrichourknowledge.Itmakesuslearnlotsofthingswedidnotpreviouslyknow.Wecanbeawareofwhathadhappenedinthepastaswellaswhatishappeninginthepresenttime.Themorebooksweread,themoreknowledgeweget.Nomatterhowmucheducationwereceiveorhowmuchexpensivewehave,wecannotbecomeafullmanunlesswekeepreading.
Readingbadbookswillleadyoutoawrongwayandpreventsyoufromprogressing.Itsworsethanreadingnothing.Soweknowhowimportantitistoreadgoodbooks.
bookcanbereadatrandomtimeifyouhaveleisure,andthereneverbeatimelimitation.Also,youcanreadabooktoachieveamorereallyhistory.Throughabook,youcancommunicatewithitsauthorwithoutotherstransmission.Alltheserarelycanbeeasilyachievedbyatelevision.
Furthermore,bookisatreasurethathasdevelopedcenturies.Asweknowwhenwrittenlanguageappeared,humanbeingsbecameuseittorecordtheirlives,andthisactionleavesusalotofhistoricpreciousmineral.Wecanabsorbintelligenceandwisdom,andwecanalsobetaughtlessons.Ilovebookfrommyheart,formbookIknowhowtocommunicatewithothers,andIlearnmyhomelandistheplaceIlovebest,andalsoIknowmyparentsaretheveryindividualswhoIlovethroughmylife.Whataboutthetelevision?Television,sometimes,showviolence,sex,drugsbeyondourchoice.
学校幽默英语演讲稿篇3
Earnenglishnotonlybecauseofitsimportanceanditsusefulness,butalsobecauseofmyloveforit.whenilearnenglish,icanfeeladifferentwayofthinkingwhichgivesmemoreroomtotouchtheworld.whenireadenglishnovels,icanfeelthepleasurefromthebookwhichisdifferentfromreadingthetranslation.whenispeakenglish,icanfeeltheconfidentfrommywords.wheniwriteenglish,icanseethebeautywhichisnotthesameasourchinese...
Iloveenglish,itgivesmeacolorfuldream.ihopeicantravelaroundtheworldoneday.withmygoodenglish,icanmakefriendswithmanypeoplefromdifferentcontries.icanseemanyplacesofgreatintrests.idreamthaticangotolondon,becauseitisthebirthplaceofenglish.
Ialsowanttousemygoodenglishtointroduceourgreatplacestotheenglishspokenpeople,ihopethattheycanloveourcountrylikeus.
Iknow,romewasnotbuiltinaday.ibelievethataftercontinuoushardstudy
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