搞笑英语演讲稿大全

第第页搞笑英语演讲稿大全搞笑英语演讲稿1

Thereisawonderfulwordwhiche*pressesthemostoriginalmotionsanddesiresamonghuman-beings.Withsolvinganykindofimperfections,ourworldhasmovedahead.Thisistheword“innovation”thatwecannotaffordtolose.

Wechicanedeverydetailoftheinnovation.Thousandsyearsbefore,wecreatedfirewhenwetookastonetoknockanotherone.SinceHanDynasty,fourgreatinventionshadbeencreatedanditisoneofthegreatestsignsthatChinabecometotheancientcivilizedcountry.Andnowadays,thousandsofsoftware,products,architecturesandpublicfacilitieshaveupgradedmorethanthatabout100yearsago.Sohowdidthesehappen?Whatwillyoudoifyouarenotsatisfiedwithyourtoolsanymore?Whatwillyoudoifoldmodecannotaffordtodevelopinacompany?Thereisnodoubtthatweshouldinnovatenomatterwhereweareandwhatwedo.Notbecauseofthedesignitself,butactuallyforitsintendedpurpose.

IftherewasnoApple,everyonecouldnotimaginehowtocontactotherseasilyandenjoyabetterInternetsurfing.

IftherewasnoMicrosoft,perhapswestillworkedinadimofficeandduplicatesometroublesomedocuments.IftherewasnoNewton,andnotheoryofgravity,maybeIwillwintheNobelPrizelikeNewtonratherthanjuststandinghere.Ihaveheardthatthreeapplechangedtheworld.ThefirstoneseducedEve.ThesecondoneawakenedNewton.ThethirdonewasinthehandsofSteveJobs.Wesortofthinktheinnovationoftheworldbeganwithapple.IimaginelotsofpeoplewanttobecomeanotherNewtonorJobsrightnowwithjustonehandtochangetheworld,right?Havetheinnovationtofollowyourheart.Itsomehowalreadyreflectswhatyoutrulywanttobecome.Everythingelseissecondary.

Viaquestioning,wecanstarttoinnovate.Viainnovating,wecanstarttocreatebetterlives.Noinnovation,noimprovement.Noimprovement,nosuccess.Andnosuccess,nocivilization.Now,ourtimeislimited,sodontwasteitlivingsomeoneelseslife!Dontletthenoiseofothersopinionsdrownoutyourowninnervoice!Dontletyourselfdown!Itistheinnovationthatwecannotaffordtolose!

搞笑英语演讲稿2

Dearteachers,dearstudents:

helloeveryone!

Thetopicofmyspeechisthehardnessoflife!

Thevastdesert,atreestand,theshowisamonumenttotheimage.

Toweringmountains,thousandsoftreestandup,asisamagnificenttheGreatWall.

Thelongriver,allthetreesstoodupintoadragonofglory.

Weareasymboloftoomuch,andtoomuch.ButIbelievethatmyimageisnotthegentlesthands,skin,suchasDiorskinLinDaiyu,noristhemodernunkemptandshabby,SuQier.Weareasymbolofhopeandvitality.Soweshowinfrontofothersshouldbeinsertedwithoutpleats,facewithoutscale,modestandpolitegesturese*udesastreamofheroicspirit,theimageofthevigorandvitalityofthemodernnewyouth,aintotheembodimentofthespiritofnature.

Someoneoncesaid,lifeisakindofhardness,integrityanddignityoflifeisproppedupthehardnessofbone.BetterlifeandtheKuibackintheday,andnotashamedontheground,whichisalwaysthetraditionalvirtueoftheChina.LiBaistheeyebrownengcuiZheyaoshanpowerfulthing,sothatImaynotbehappyYanthisaweinspiringatmosphereoftheverseandwhetheritwillmakethosenoself-esteempeopletoshame?Lossofself-esteemisaworthlessperson,andweasthevanguardofthetimes,ifdrowninthedarknessforever,ortodoadauntlesshero,aflowerinthewindandrainsonorousrose.Theanswerisself-evident.

Desertdesolatealsohasthemonumentstands,CastlePeakagainproud,butalsohavethegreatwallaround,theriveragainquiet,alsothereisadragonintherecumbent.Butthetimecanbechanged,ourimage,ourgloryremainsthesame.Becausewepride,becauseweareconfident,becausewehaveafreshlife.Andbecauseofthis,itisavastdesertriparianlong,Qingshanwasevergreen,thehardnessoflifeisforever.

搞笑英语演讲稿3

Goodmorningeverybody,I’mverygladtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech.WeallknowthatBing*inhasafamoussaying“wealwaysadmirethebeautyofflowersbutitssproutwaswateredbytearsofstruggleandrainedbybloodofsacrifice”.Soforthemajority,behindtheirsuccess,arefilledofsweatandtears.Eagleflyinginthevastfirmament,mustbee*periencedthepainofcountlesstimesfallunderthecliff,thenhammeredoutapairofvolleywings.Ashinningofpearls,inevitablysufferedcountlessbodyfrictionandnumerouswaves’shock.Inthisview,arealsuccessfulpeople,andhemuste*periencednumeroustimestostandupagainandaginafterfailed,becausewithoutsweatandtearsontheliferoad,noonecancasuallygetthebeautifulflowers.AlfteraheavyfallShiTieshenglosthislegs,itmustbeaheavyblowforanyone.Buthedidntlosefaithinlife,butusehisbrainandhandstoshowtheinfiniteloveoflife;

Beethovenwasblindanddeaf,buthestillhadwrittentheHeroDestinyndsoonalargenumberofmusicworks,inhisunfortunatelylife,hedoggedlygrippedthefateofthethroat.Theyallhadafall,buttheyarestrongenoughtostandup,fightagainstfateandmisfortune,finallytheysucceed.Soforeachofus,wrestlingisnotterrible,loseconfidenceandcourageinlifeisthemostterribething.Inmyopionion,thesweatandtearsduringthelife’journeyareveryimportantforus,theyhoneourwill,andenrichoure*perience.Asthesayinggoes,howcanyouseetherainbowwithoutarainyday,whileyoudontworkhardandnotstruggle,howcanyougainthesuccessfulflowers.Allinall,thesweatandtearsonthestrugglingroadisinevitable,don’tlookforshortcutsanymore,steadfastwalkeverystep,wewillsucceedintheend.Sobeliefyourself,nothingisimpossile,justdoit.Thankyoufortakingyourtimetolistentomyspeech,Ihopeinthenearfutureweallcanbesuccessful.

搞笑英语演讲稿4

Whatwecannotaffordtolose?

Wecannotloseinnovation?

Thereisawonderfulwordwhiche*pressesthemostoriginalmotionsanddesiresamonghuman-beings.Withsolvinganykindofimperfections,ourworldhasmovedahead.Thisistheword“innovation”thatwecannotaffordtolose.

Wechicanedeverydetailoftheinnovation.Thousandsyearsbefore,wecreatedfirewhenwetookastonetoknockanotherone.SinceHanDynasty,fourgreatinventionshadbeencreatedanditisoneofthegreatestsignsthatChinabecometotheancientcivilizedcountry.Andnowadays,thousandsofsoftware,products,architecturesandpublicfacilitieshaveupgradedmorethanthatabout100yearsago.Sohowdidthesehappen?Whatwillyoudoifyouarenotsatisfiedwithyourtoolsanymore?Whatwillyoudoifoldmodecannotaffordtodevelopinacompany?Thereisnodoubtthatweshouldinnovatenomatterwhereweareandwhatwedo.Notbecauseofthedesignitself,butactuallyforitsintendedpurpose.

IftherewasnoApple,everyonecouldnotimaginehowtocontactotherseasilyandenjoyabetterInternetsurfing.

IftherewasnoMicrosoft,perhapswestillworkedinadimofficeandduplicatesometroublesomedocuments.IftherewasnoNewton,andnotheoryofgravity,maybeIwillwintheNobelPrizelikeNewtonratherthanjuststandinghere.Ihaveheardthatthreeapplechangedtheworld.ThefirstoneseducedEve.ThesecondoneawakenedNewton.ThethirdonewasinthehandsofSteveJobs.Wesortofthinktheinnovationoftheworldbeganwithapple.IimaginelotsofpeoplewanttobecomeanotherNewtonorJobsrightnowwithjustonehandtochangetheworld,right?Havetheinnovationtofollowyourheart.Itsomehowalreadyreflectswhatyoutrulywanttobecome.Everythingelseissecondary.

Viaquestioning,wecanstarttoinnovate.Viainnovating,wecanstarttocreatebetterlives.Noinnovation,noimprovement.Noimprovement,nosuccess.Andnosuccess,nocivilization.Now,ourtimeislimited,sodontwasteitlivingsomeoneelseslife!Dontletthenoiseofothersopinionsdrownoutyourowninnervoice!Dontletyourselfdown!Itistheinnovationthatwecannotaffordtolose!

搞笑英语演讲稿5

Oftenlistentootherpeoplesinging,andsheisoftenthefirsthummedjiangyuhenglookbackagain,buttheonceinthefaintrepeatedlytopursue,justknowplaintakesisthemosttruethissentencewouldnotagree.Princelonelysingstoodetached-repeatedlytopursueallhislife,justtheplainistrueconclusions.

Plainisthemosttrue,attheendofthedayisnotunwillingtomediocrity,sinceGanWuWei?Onceuponatime,wehavetheseinwiththesecondarycolordreamuniversitystudentswhoareShouting:plainisthemosttrue.Andsomepeoplethinkthataslongasotherwise,serenelifecanbefreetolive,havetozhuangzisinactionthoughtstocarryonthegeneraltrend.Whatmakesusrichcampuslifefadecolor?Whatmakesusrealmagmasolidification,notbloodfromheart?Becausewedonthaveenteredthedreamoftheivorytower?Becausewedidnotgetoutoftheconfusedmyselfstrip?Orbecauseourheartsarereallynotyoung,istoseeeverythingintheflat?No!Allisnot!Dominatetheworldisyou,giveuptheworldisstillyou.

Thebestlife,notlifee*pectancyofthepeople,butmostcanfeelthelifeofthepeople.Besidesyoudonthaveenteredtheidealuniversity,inadditiontoyoudidntholdanalmostsuccessfullove,inadditiontothevanityintheair,inyourheartyoufeelhowmuchrighttolife?Lifeonearthgaveyouhowmanyrealburdenonuneven?No!BecauseonlyincontemporaryChina,inourcountrywhereilliteracyandsemiliteratehundredsofmillionsof,collegestudentshadbeenhighsociale*pectation,alsolookingforwardtothesocietytoomuch,justbecausewecannotproperlyestimateoneself,alsocantcorrectlyunderstandsociety.Theflatstateofmind,thatisstillabade*cuse.Then,youeveralsowanttodosomething,butdontknowwheretostart,follow,infrontofthetemptationawayfromthenaturalstate,istheeraofmudandsandflowtogethertidecarryingfloatingaroun