Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第四季第二集完整中英文对照剧本

欲望城市（性♥爰♥专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问）“真我的风采”十点过后我盛装打扮前往“八点半''酒吧Alittlepast10:00,1wasdressedtotheninesatBrasserie81?2.就在“当下大家都在〃酒吧转角Locatedonthecornerofurightnow"andueveryonewasthere/'是个欣赏和被欣赏的好地方itwastheplacetoseeandbeseen.你看那一个Oh,lookatthatone.万福玛莉亚Oh,wow.-Mary,hailacab!你看他像不像模特儿？Doyouthinkhe*samodel?哪一种模特儿（模型）？Amodelwhat?模范市民？模范住♥宅♥?Amodelcitizen?Amodelhome?模型飞机？Amodelairplane?我觉得他是个有一头秀发的狂野古驰男Ithinkhe'sthe"dirty-hairedGucciguy"withcleanhair.他真是千万风情Wow,herssoversatile.你何不过去打声招呼？Whydon'tyougooverandsayhello?他真是帅呆了Oh,he'sgorgeous.他那样的人是不会看上我的TheonlywayIcouldgetaguylikethatinterestedinme•除非我付钱・史丹佛亲爱的-wouldbetopayhim.-Stanford,mylove,你没有必要召♥妓♥there'snoneedforyoutoenter"Hookerville."凯莉我知道自己长什么样子Carrie,IknowwhatIlooklike.你不知道我眼中的你ThenyoucanrtseewhatIsee.凯莉Carrie!-Hey!Ihavethisfriend,Stanford...他长什么样子？What'shelooklike?他很可爱Heisadorable.如果是在电影里谁演他会合适？Whowouldplayhim?Inamovie,whowouldplayhim?我不知道Idon'tknow...艾德哈里斯吧EdHarris.年轻的艾德哈里斯Yeah.AyoungerEdHarris.性感That'shot.说到性感Andspeakingofhot,米兰达和健身男子第一次约会到了尾声MirandaendedherfirstdatewithCaptainCrunch.今晚真有趣Thatwasfun.我希望我话不会太多IhopeIdidnrttalktoomuch.你一整晚只是一直重复Ithinktheonlywordsyouactuallysaidallnightwere,“今晚真有趣”"Well,thatwasfun."天啊你好性感God,youaresosexy.什么？What?你不这么认为吗？Youdon'tthinkso?或许他是对的毕竟米兰达没有必要争辩Maybehewasright.AfteraltwhowasMirandatoarguewiththecaptain?混帐小姐MissMotherfucker,你为什么一直不回我电♥话♥?whyhaveyounotreturnedmylast200phonecalls?琳Lynne.我觉得我不应该接受表演邀约Ireallydon'tthinkthatIshoulddothisshow.我不是模特儿Imean,comeon.Iamnotamodel.也从未妄想过我可以…AndasmuchasIwouldliketothinkthatIcould...凯莉要或不要一句话我时间不多Carrie,you'reinoryou'reout.Idon'thavetimeforthis.再说杜嘉班纳不怕找不到人I'msureDolce&Gabbanacanfindsomeoneelsetodress.杜嘉班纳？Dolce&Gabbana?模特儿是设计师挑的Eachdesignerpicksthepersontheywanttodress.杜嘉班纳选中了我？Dolce&Gabbanapickedme?没错Yes,fuckette.他们可是挑剔的意大利人AndthosearesomepickyItalians.那么…我可以留下那些服饰吗？Um…DoyouthinkthatIwouldbeabletokeeptheoutfit?怎么了心肝？What'sup,love?我出来了抱歉Oh,I'mcoming.Sorry.我喜欢Oh,melikey.胸部和腰部很完美Perfectinthebustandthewaist,turn.转身心肝Turn,love.Turn,love.喜欢吗？长度不对Dowelikey?Oh,nolikeythelength.得改短一点We*dhavetotakeitupaboutfourfeet.我知道我太矮了Yeah,Iknow,Tmshort.Tmtooshort.但是我很喜欢穿高跟鞋-No.-ButI'mvery,verycomfortableinheels.说实话越高越好Honestly,thehigherthebetter.所以我穿高跟鞋没问题的Soy'know,feelfreetoputmeupinthebiggalshoes.走走看心肝Walk,love,walk.如果让海蒂决定这应该不需要改IfwegaveittoHeidi,wewouldn'thavetotakeitupatall.海蒂克伦？HeidiKlum?对转身心肝小跑步回来Yes.Turn,love,turn.Yes,andtrotback.小跑步？Trot?小跑步对好极了Trot.Good,good,good.看看是谁来了Oh,lookwhatthepussy'sdraggedin.奥斯卡你好Hello,Oscar.我现在单名“奥”We'rejustcallingme"0"now,love.・这是哪位？・凯莉布雷萧-Oh.Whorsthis?-CarrieBradshaw.纽约模特儿Our"NewYorkStyle"model.我不是模特儿不Model?God,no.不是的我是作家No,no,no,no.No,I'mawriter.我是摄影师保罗迪内I'mPaulDenai,I'maphotographer.Tmworking...你好我喜欢你的…Oh,sure!Ilove...抱歉・I'msorry.-Tmsorry.抱歉No,I'msorry.我…我看过你的作品Ijust...Iknowyourphotographs.我正在为时尚周拍摄幕后花絮Ah.Well,Tmjustdoingalittlebehindthescenesbookaboutfashionweek.不介意我拍摄你试装吧？DoyoumindifIshootyourfitting?抱歉我还没有准备好Oh,sorry,thatwas,Iwasn'tready.我喜欢在无预警状态下拍照Iliketheelementofsurprise.我可以给你一些惊喜Icouldgiveyouasurprise,love.心肝你觉得怎么样？Now,what'syouropinion,love?■你是问我还是他？-你心肝-Oh,melove?Orhimlove?-You,love.我不知道你决定就好Oh,Idon'tknow,whateveryouthink.好吧我改变心意了我有更好的点子No,changedmymind.Gotsomethingbetter.真糟糕Oh.Well,thatwasbad.不好意思拍照让我感觉不自在I'msorry,Tmveryuncomfortablehavingmyphotographtaken.那你怎么会参加时装表演？Howdoesagirlwhodoesn'tlikehavingherpicturetakenwindupinafashionshow?我是为了免费的服饰来的I'minitforthefreegoods.或许我们可以一边喝酒Well,maybeifIexplainedhowacameraworks一边跟你解释摄影这件事overaglassofwinesometime.我不会拒绝免费的授课WeltI'veneverbeenagaltoturndownafreelesson.或是免费的服饰Orafreedress!来了喜欢吗？Hereitis!Dowelikey?喜欢Oh,welikey!说到不自在…Andspeakingofuncomfortable...好了可以把腿放下了Okay,youcanputyourlegsdownnow.这不是子♥宫♥颈感染Itisnotayeastinfection.不是吗？It'snot?我有很多女性病人的案例Ihaveanentirefileofwomen,她们都有同样的症状瘙痒叮咬感灼烧感allwiththesamesymptoms,itching,stinging,burning.她们都以为是感染Allofthemthinktheyhaveayeastinfection.其实不是的这只是外阴疼痛It'snot.Itcouldbevulvodynia.很严重吗？Isitserious?不严重只是会造成不适No,it'smostlyjustuncomfortable.我们可以控制症状Wecangetitundercontrol.些许抗抑郁剂就可以控制I'mgonnaprescribealightantidepressant.我并不抑郁…ButI'mnotdepress...不是给你用是给你阴♥道♥用的Ifsnotforyou.Itsforyourvagina.你的阴♥道♥抑郁？Yourvagina*sdepressed?抗抑郁剂可以平衡它Themoodelevatorsortofcorrectstheimbalance.等下你怎么知道它抑郁？Waitaminute,howdoyouknowyourvagina'sdepressed?有一些症状Therearesymptoms.比如稿赶不出来？Likewhat?Itcan'tmeetitsdeadline?总是想吃高热量食品？ItalwayswantstogotoKrispyKreme?“真好笑我的阴♥道♥抑郁"Oh,"Ha,ha,it'ssofunny,myvagina*sdepressed!"•够了我可能有外阴疼痛-什么东西？-Stop,Imighthavevulvodynia.-Vulva-what-ya?我每天都得写阴♥道♥日记So,everyday,Ihavetokeepavaginajournal.“阴♥道♥为什么抑郁的日记"？No,comeon.A"Dearvagina,whysoblue?'1kindofjournal?“亲爱的阴♥道♥猜猜我暗恋谁？”"Dearvagina,guesswhoIhaveacrushon?"不是类似“今天痒今天不痒〃No,morelike,nItchytoday,notitchy."有大卖♥♥的潜力Soundslikeabestseller.要点餐了吗？Readytoorder?我们还在等人Um,Iguesswe'restillwaiting.可以给我一杯热柠檬水吗？Oh,butyouknow,couldIhaveahotwaterandlemon?Thanks.夏洛特你的那个…Um,I'mfine,but,Charlotte,maybeyou're"hmm-hmm”要不要来一点薯条？wouldlikeanorderoffries.不用了谢谢Iguessnot.Thankyou.抱歉我迟到了-SorryTmlate.-Hi.我得去拿照片目录Ihadtopickupmynudecontactsheets.你们看Look.食物来了就收起来Okay,butonlyuntilthefoodarrives.夏洛特我需要你的专业艺术眼光Charlotte,Iwantyourprofessionaluarteye"opinion.这样并不艺术Thatrsnotveryarty.我看得・・.一清二楚Icanseeyour...everything.那是正面角度Oh,that'sthefullfrontal.只能算是热身Ijustdidthattowarmup.你应该先警告我的Youshouldhavewarnedme,really.怎么了吗？这不过是阴♥道♥而已Well,what'sthebigdeal?It'sjustavagina.那是放大过的Ifsmagnified.我连我的都没仔细看过I'veneverevenseenminethatclose.拜托你没有仔细看过自己的？Oh,comeon,you'veneverseenyourselfUupcloseandpersonal"?凯莉你有仔细看过吗？Carrie,haveyouseenyoursthatclose?关我什么事？How'dIgetinvolved?夏洛特你没有从镜子看过自己？Charlotte,you'veneverlookedatyourselfwithahandmirror?我的天Oh,myGod!亲爱的你应该回家好好瞧一瞧Honey,Iinsistyougohomerightnowandtakealook.最好现在带着我的粉盒Orbetteryet,takemycompact到盥洗室看个仔细andmakeaquicktriptotheladiesroom.我不想看Idon'twanttolook.我觉得它好丑Ithinkit'sugly.这或许就是它抑郁的原因Well,maybethat'swhyit'sdepressed.我错过什么了吗？WhatdidImiss?第二次约会都是米兰达在说话Ontheirseconddate,Mirandadidmostofthetalking.她感到自信且性感Shewasfeelingconfidentandsexy.我喜欢我的生活Ilikemylife.我爱我的工作我的朋友Ilovemyjob.Ilovemyfriends.她的全新感受让她感到不可思议Shecouldn'tbelievehowcomfortablethisnewMirandafelt.我喜欢认识新朋友就像你AndIlovemeetingnewpeople,likeyou.米兰达不知道哪里出了错Mirandahadnoideawhathadchanged.我要纯净的感觉Iwantpureclass.框边考虑用灰色或是木炭色I'mthinkingashoracharcoalgraymatteinsidetheframe.两边都要？Aninchoneitherside?虽然莎曼珊拍照是为了自己EventhoughSamanthahaddonethephotojustforher,她还是希望得到男人的垂涎shestillwantedtobeseenacertainwaybymen.木炭色可以衬托出灰色Charcoalwouldbringoutthegraytones.框边应该在我胸部这边停止Thematteshouldstopaboutaninchawayfrommybreast.看到我的胸部了吗？Righthere.Seemybreast?就在这边靠近屁♥股♥Andthen,stoprightaroundherenearmyass.看到了吗？Seethat?就在我屁♥股♥这里Rightnearmyass.下个星期四取件？How'snextThursday?都可以Whatever.这幅辛蒂克劳馥是你拍的AndyoutookthisoneofCindyCrawford.See?"PhotobyPaulDenai."你怎么记得？那是九零年代的事了Howcanyoustillremember?Itwasthe'90s.是九二年Itwas192.我好喜欢她的美人痣Ilovedherbeautymarksomuch.我都会拿铅笔画一颗痣Iusedtoum,penciloneon,youknow,把痣放在有瑕疵的地方andthenI'dmoveitaroundwheneverIhadablemish.可能是这里…这里Soy'know,it'dbehere,andthen,it'dbehere.也可能是这里…这里Andthen,sometimesit*dbehereandhere.还有这个Oh,here*sanotherone.我不敢相信你有这本书Oh,man.Ican'tbelieveyouhavethisbook.有点尴尬It'sgettingembarrassing.怎么会我爰死了No,areyoucrazy?Ilovethis.我刚搬到纽约时身无分文Youknow,whenIfirstmovedtoNewYorkandIwastotallybroke,我会把晚餐钱拿来买♥♥"时尚"杂♥忐♥sometimesIwouldbuyVogueinsteadofdinner.就可以饱了Ijustfeltitfedmemore.我以前都是做名流的时装摄影Youknow,Iusedtodoallthathighfashionshit,我这次做的幕后花絮有趣多了butthebehindthescenesstuffI'mdoingnowissomuchbetter.也更真实了Ifsmorereal.真实？Real?Ick.真实的人们和他们的不完美No,therealityofpeopleandalltheirlittleflaws.不完美让他们更美丽It'sthelittleflawsthatmake'emsomuchmorebeautiful.不要管真实了跟我谈谈模特儿Oh,forgetrealityandtellmeaboutthemodels.谁是难伺候的坏女人？Who'sabigbitchandwhorsabiggerbitch?抱歉我不说人闲话Sorry,Ineverclickandtell.为什么对模特儿这么着迷？Whyareyousofascinatedwiththemodels?我就是喜欢她们Ijustlove'em.她们很漂亮Andthey'rejustbeautiful.给你看一样东西Iwannashowyousomething.好吧Allright.告诉我哪一个模特儿Youshowme...onemodel比她更真实who'smorealive,更漂亮？ormorebeautifulthanher.你的新男友是哪一位？Sowhichoneisyournewboyfriend?只是一个吻Oh,itwasonlyonekiss.模特儿跟摄影师约会很自然It'ssopredictable.Amodeldatingaphotographer.史丹佛我是模特儿Stanny,Tmamodel!抱歉Excuseme.我可能兴奋过度Imayhaveastroke.我看起来还好吗？So,doIlookallright?对于新对象我有点紧张I'malittlenervousabouttheCharlottefix-up.你看起来美呆了一切都很棒Oh,youlookfabulous,youhavefabulousseats,everything*sgonnabefabulous.真不敢相信我是模特儿Now,Ican'tthinkaboutyouanymore,Tmamodel.超级名模You'reasupermodel.我要求他们让我穿超级高跟鞋Oh,andImadethemputmeinthesesuper-highhighheels,我看起来一定很棒soI'mgonnabesofreakin'tall.超级名模配上超级尺寸Supermodelandsupersizeit,please.不好意思我是凯莉布雷萧Excuseme,hi.TmCarrieBradshaw.琳卡麦隆是很受欢迎的时尚节目制♥作♥人LynneCamronwasamuchsoughtafterfashionshowproducer,是节目成功不可或缺的角色asvaluabletoashow'ssuccessasValiumorVelcro.我刚告诉达米安你是我的救星IjusttoldDamian,youhavejustsofuckingsavedmylife.我是吗？-Idid?-Oh,sorry.这是我男朋友达米安ThisismyboyfriendDamian.应该说是男性朋友Iusetheterm"boyfriend"loosely,他是不折不扣的同性恋asDamianisclearlyahomosexual.这么说来这是我男朋友史丹佛Well,inthatcase,thisismyboyfriend,Stanford.你一定要替我的时装表演走秀YousohavetobeinthisfashionshowI'mdoing.结合模特儿和时髦的纽约人AmixofmodelsandNewYorkpeoplewithstyle.没有人比你更纽约更有型了AndnooneismoreNewYorkorhasmorestylethanyou.琳我是作家Lynne,I'mawriter.你一定要来要不然我一定会找到你You'refuckingdoingmyshowifIhavetohuntyoudown,把你的皮剥下来给别的模特儿穿skinyoualive,andhaveoneoftheothermodelsfuckingwearyou.我再打给你I'llcallyounextweek.这个地方真是吵到不行Couldthisplacebeanylouder?我一定会去Iamsocoming.去哪里？我不是模特儿Towhat?I'mnotamodel.你不知道我眼中的你Thenyoucan'tseewhatIsee.我要一份蓝乳酪沙拉Um,I'Hstartwithasaladwithextrabluecheesedressing.这些是有机蔬菜吗？我应该要去哪里？WheredoIgo?到非模特儿区Overwiththenon-models.她是怎么回事？What'sherproblem?古驰和迪奥Oh,Gucci,andDolce,andDior.我的天Oh,my!看这是服饰的照片Ohlook,thisisthePolaroidofthedress.我喜欢Oh,melikey.这就叫时尚That'safashionthing.法兰克瑞奇和芙兰雷伯维兹也有来Oh,here'soneofFrankRich.AndFranLebowitz.他们也是非模特儿组？Thesearetheotherrealpeople?怎么了吗？Okay,whatthefuck'swrong?法兰克瑞奇？雷伯维兹？FrankRich,Lynne?FranLebowitz?杜嘉班纳请不到埃德科克吗？What,Dolce&Gabbanacouldn'tgetEdKoch?古驰请到了他怎么了？Guccigothim.What'stheproblem?我好像笨蛋I'msuchanidiot.我说服自己我属于这里IactuallyconvincedmyselfIbelongedhere.你是属于这里Youdobelonghere.我可以回家吗？CanIgohome?不行时间都安排好了Ah,no,theentireshowistimedpermodel.我是‘非模特儿”I'manon-model.-但是你很漂亮-需要香槟吗？-Butyou'refabulous.-Champagne?振作一下Lightenup.好吧你虽然不是海蒂克伦-Okay,soyou*renotHeidiKlum.-Huh!但你是一般人中最有型的Butyou'rethenmodeliest"oftherealpeople.他说我很性感Imean,hetoldmeIwassexy却不想吻我andthenhedidn'twanttokissme.是我的关系吗？Wasitme?我突然不性感了？SuddenlyIwasn'tsexy?什么意思？Whatdoesitmean?天知道男人就是这样Whoknows?He'saman.你可以把阴♥部♥给他看Youcanlayyourpussyonatablerightinfrontofone却还是弄不懂他在想什么andstillnotknowwhathe'sthinking.正当我觉得事情不能再糟时・・・AndjustwhenIthoughtitcouldn'tgetanyworse...事情有些变化你不能穿这个了There'sbeenachange.You'renotwearingthis.你改穿这个You'rewearingthis.好吧我得找人谈谈Okay,I...Tmgonnaneedtospeaktosomeone.我得放弃那一套Ihadtolosethedress,love.迪奥有类似的设计IsawthatDiorisshowingsomethingsimilarrightbeforeyou.时尚就是这样不可预测It'safashionhouseofcards,love.我不能穿珠宝内♥裤♥Ican'twearjeweledunderwear.不你仔细看看No,no,no,Ijustwantyoutolookatthem.很漂亮的Aren'ttheyfantastic?我要怎么让你们明白？HowcanImakethisclear?我不喜欢Menolikey.保罗帮个忙吧？Paul,canyoudosomething?好吧不是这个Okay,butnotthat.拜托你会喜欢它的心肝Comeon,love.Trythemon,you'lllovethem,love.不我会晕倒真的No,please,really,I'mgonnafaint.我不能穿着这个在法兰克瑞奇前面走秀Ican'twearjeweledpantiesandstrutoutinfrontofFrankRich.他是我很尊敬的作家IrespectFrankRich.FrankRichisawriter.你又不是只穿内♥裤♥亲爱的Oh,you'renotjustwearingpanties,love,你会搭配漂亮的外套theycomewithafantasticcoat.试试看快试试Trotroundthereandtrythemon.Troton,trot,trot.我有一定的型你了解吗？It'sjust...Ihaveacertainlook,youknow?我不认为珠宝内♥裤♥适合我AndIjustreallydon'tthinkthatjeweledpantiesisit.没错如果你像大白鲸我们也不会找你来Exactly,exactly.Ifyoulooklikeawhale,wewon'tsendyououtthere.我们可是杜嘉班纳We'reDolce&Gabbana,forChrissake.出来不然我要进去了老天Now,comeoutorI'mcomingin.God!棒极了Fantastic.头发不对Now,thehair'sallwrong.你需要蓬松的发型Weneedbighair,bighair.夏洛特我好兴奋Char,thisissoexciting!史丹佛巴勒奇这位是安东尼马蓝提诺StanfordBlatch,thisisAnthonyMarantino.马蓝提诺？意大利人吗？Marantino,isthatItalian?西西里岛Sicilian.有差别吗？Isthatdifferent?有Yeah.我还是去看看凯莉吧Well,TdbettergocheckonCarrie.艾德哈里斯？EdHarris?哈里斯个头TryEd“Ihavenohair-is."我以为你们会一拍即合Ireallythoughtyoutwowouldhititoff.只因为我们都是同性恋？Why,becausehe'sgayandI'mgay?小夏让我澄清一件事Letmeclearsomethingupforyou.我条件很好I'manicelittlepackage.手臂强壮屁♥股♥紧翘Igotgoodarmsandahigh,tightass.我应该找更好的人Icoulddoalotbetter.头发痛了十分钟后…Tenminutesandtenhairextensionslater...她居然把我介绍给女王Ican'tbelieveCharlottewouldsetmeupwithsuchaqueen.她认为我跟他很配？IsthatwhoshethinksIam?Someonewhowoulddatesuchaqueen?史丹佛我现在没时间跟你谈论女王Stanford,Idon'thavetimetodecipherthelevelsofHqueendom"inyourworldrightnow.你能帮我再拿一瓶香槟吗？Wouldyoupleasegogetmeanotherchampagne?头发真蓬松Wow,thatisbighair.谢谢你Thankyou.奥兰多她真漂亮Orlando,shelooksfabulous.心肝现在需要大眼睛Now,love,weneedthebigeyestogowiththebighair.凯文这位是凯莉KevynAucoin,CarrieBradshaw.幸会准备好要化妆了吗？Nicetomeetyou.Readyformakeup?■可以•来吧-Okay,sure.-Comeon.我知道你是天才不过事情是这样的Hi,Iknowyou'reagenius,buthere'sthething.我是作家I'mawriter.我喜欢你的专栏Iknow,I'mabigfanofyourcolumn,别担心我会让你很漂亮sodon'tworry,you'regonnalookfabulous.史丹佛没有人听我说话Stanford,nobody'slisteningtome.他们只是告诉我我很漂亮TheyjustkeeptellingmeI'mfabulous.你很漂亮Youarefabulous.把莎曼珊叫到这里来GogetSamanthaandtellhertocomebackhere.她会说实话Shelltellmethetruth.不要这样Ican'tgobackoutthere.-女王在那里一去-Thatqueen'soutthere.-Go!我们没时间了We*rerunningoutoftime.加快速度Comeon,let'sspeedthisalong!凯莉要你去后台Carrieneedstoseeyoubackstage.女王殿下在哪里？Where'sherhighness?-什么？-你朋友上哪去了？-What?-Yourlittlefriend.Whereishe?他有事得先走Oh,hehadtogo.怎么？他不喜欢我？Why?Hedidnrtlikeme?不是的他有急事No,hehada...adecoratingemergency.我被一个我没兴趣的人拒绝I'vebeenrejectedbysomeoneIwasn'tinterestedin.我最讨厌这样Ihatewhenthathappens.琳可以开始了Lynne,we'reokaytogo.灯光Lights,go.音乐倒数Musiccuefour,go.古驰Gucci.莎曼珊说实话Samantha?Well,tellmethetruth.我要听真正的实话Iknowpeopledon'tmeanitwhentheysaythat,butIdo.亲爱的你真是衣架子Oh,honey,you'reamodel.你不会骗我吧？You'dtellme,right?当然不会Absolutely.你就是模特儿You'reamodel.我好高LookhowtallIam.鞋子是我挑的Theshoesweremyidea.我得出去了-Igottagetoutthere.-Okay.加油模特儿-Go,model.-Allright.你是海蒂Wow,you*reHeidiKlum.内♥裤♥很漂亮Wow,thosearefantastic.真的吗？-Really?-Oof!我看起来还可以吗？DoIlookokay?你美呆了Youlookfabulous.谢谢我们走吧Thanks.Okay,let*sgo.我们的凯莉真是不得了Wait'tilyouseeourgal.真的？-Really?-Yeah?什么时候轮到她?Whenisshecomingout?她是下一个-She'snext.-Ithinkshe'snext!凯莉加油Carrie,go.我就说吧DidnrtItellyou?杀了我吧Fuckmehard!海蒂继续走Heidi,go.老天她是伸展台杀手Oh,myGod!She*sfashionroadkill.不要拍我Stopfuckin1takingmypicture.我有选择Ihadachoice.我可以离开伸展台Icouldslinkofftherunway让我内心的模特儿羞愧而死andletmyinnermodeldieofshame.我也可以重新整理仪容站起来走完全场OrIcouldpickmyselfup,flawsandall,andfinish.我选择后者Andthat'sjustwhatIdid.因为在真实生活中跌倒的人Becausewhenrealpeoplefalldowninlife,都会站起来继续向前走theygetrightbackupandkeeponwalking.卡雅加油Katia,go.结果我的壮举Turnsout,mylittleactofbravery激发了其他三人的勇气inspiredthreeotherpeopletoactsofbraveryaswell.米兰达面对追问事实的恐惧Mirandafacedherfearofknowingthetruth.我很疑惑I'mreallyconfused.我们曾经很愉快然后你突然断了音信Ithoughtwehadagoodtime,andthenyounevercalled.我没有打电♥话♥因为你没有打AndInevercalledbecauseyounevercalled,and...Iguessthat'sfine.但是我得知道我哪里做错了ButIjusthavetoknow...didIdosomething?Or...不是…我也不知道No.Well,yeah…Idon'tknow...但是当你在沙发上时・・・Weweresittingonthecouch,and...你似乎有些自满youjustseemedalittlefullofyourself.好的很高兴我们把事情讲开了Okay,gladwestraightenedthatout.芝士汉堡和薯条Cheeseburgerandfries.莎曼珊面对了真正的食物Samanthafacedherfearofwhatrealfood会破坏身材的事实woulddotoherperfectfigure.谢谢Thanks.好棒的屁♥股♥Niceass.我给的小费太少了Ididn'ttipyouenough.夏洛特则克服了不敢观察自己的障碍AndCharlottefacedherfearofseeing...herself.就像自恋的水仙AndjustlikeNarcissusbeforeher,夏洛特被她所见到的东西迷住了…Charlottebecamesomesmerizedbywhatshesawthat...而我则把宝石内♥裤♥Andasforme,Ituckedmyjeweledunderwear和自己内心深处的模特儿藏了起来andmyinnermodelawaywheretheybelonged.重新回到真实的自我Andwentbacktomylifeasarealperson.Arethevegetablesontheuveggieplate"organic?菜单上都有牛肉馅饼了你认为呢？Theyhave"beefpotpie"onthemenu.Whatdoyouthink?我只要一杯热水加柠檬Filjusthaveacupofhotwaterwithlemon.只吃有机食物很痛苦吧？Isn'tithardtoeatjustorganicallthetime?非常痛苦Oh,itissohard.昨晚我一直想着大汉堡LastnightIcouldnotstopthinkingaboutaBigMac.我最后得打扮好出去找个男人Ifinallyhadtogetdressed,goout,andpickupaguy.你是说快乐儿童餐TalkaboutaHhappymeal."姐妹你长得很漂亮Well,lady,youhaveneverlookedbetter.身材又好Yourbodyisamazing.希望如此Well,Ihopeso.我星期三要拍裸照摄影I'mhavingnudephotographstakenonWednesday.你觉得呢Whatareyougonnado?你要送给可能的约会对象吗？Havepostcardsmadeuptohandouttoprospectivedates?这无关男人Thisisnotaboutaman'sapproval.我是为自己拍的Thisphotoisjustforme.当我年华老去之后SowhenI'mold,andmytitsareinmyshoes,我可以看着照片说“我以前真是性感”Icanlookatitandsay,"Damn,Iwashot."这样太自恋了吧？Isn'tthatalittlenarcissistic?没有人会认为中学的照片很自恋Noonethinksit'snarcissisticwhenyougetyourseventhgradepicturetaken.你又没有裸体Youweren'tnakedinthat.这个我们知道Thatweknowof.我喜欢我的身体Look,Ilikemybody.我要拍照有什么问题吗I'mgettingthesepicturestaken.What'sthebigproblem?没有问题你是我的偶像Noproblem.You'remyhero.你这么放得开真的不简单Ithinkit'sfantasticthatyoucanjustputitoutthere.我连参加慈善时装秀的勇气都没有Ican'tevensayyestobeinginsomecharityfashionshow.，纽约风格”?-是的-"NewYorkStyle'1?-Yeah.你被邀请参加吗那很盛大Youwereaskedtobepartofthat?That'shuge.所有的顶尖设计师都参与Allthetopdesignersaredoingit.他们要你当模特儿？Wait,theywantyoutobeamodel?不那结合一般人和模特儿No,no,no,it'samixofrealpeopleandmodels.我认识制♥作♥人Iknowtheproducer.凯莉你去吧你为时尚而活Carrie,youhavetodoit,youliveforfashion.我才不是为时尚而活Idonotliveforfashion.时尚周时你拖我参加了几场？Howmanyfashionshowsdidyoudragmetoduringfashionweek?八场你的重点是？Eight.What'syourpoint?你何不亲自演出？Whyareyouturningdownthechancetoactuallybeinone?我不属于伸展台Idonotbelongonarunway.那是模特儿的天下不是作家的Runwaysareformodels,notwriters.趾高气昂地走伸展台What*sthedifferencebetweenstruttingdownarunway跟走第五大道有什么不一样？andthewayyoustrutdownFifthAvenue?我趾高气昂吗？Strut?DoIstrut?AmIastrutter?一定会很有趣的Ithinkit*dbefun.我少女时曾是劳夫罗伦在纽哈芬分店的模特儿IwasateenmodelwhentheRalphLaurenstoreopenedinNewHaven.真不可思议我居然还吃得下Okay,it'samazingIwasabletokeepmylunchdownjustnow.我无法在众人批评的眼光之下Ijust...Icannotimaginewalkingdownarunway走伸展台whilepeoplesitthereandjudgeme.没有人会批评你Noonewouldjudgeyou.我们总是批评模特儿Oh,wejudgemodelsallthetime.但你不是模特儿你是一般人Butyou'renotamodel.You'reoneoftherealpeople.正是如此大家会以为我不知道Exactly.AndIdon'twantpeopletothinkthatIcan'tseethedifference自己有几斤重betweenamodelandme.不要管别人怎么想Oh,whogivesafuckwhatpeoplethink?这是个绝佳的机会Thisisafabulousopportunity.亲爱的你或许可以留着衣服Honey...yourllprobablygettokeeptheclothes.我也有想过Ithoughtofthat!我不会放过这个机会rddoitinaNewYorkminute.我也是SowouldI.你怎么说哑巴？Whatdoyouthink,mutey?从未想过走上伸展台的米兰达WhileMirandawouldneverdreamofwalkingonarunway,遇到一个问题shehadnoproblemrunningonone.?ShelookslikeaflowerButshestingslikeabee??Likeeverygirlinhistory??Shebangs,shebangs??I'mwastedbytheway??Shemoves,shemoves??NooneeverLookedsofi...?你在跑步机上超过三十分钟Ihappentoknowyouwereonthattreadmillforlongerthan30minutes.这在健身中心是违规的That'sillegalhereatCrunchFitness.我在为马拉松做准备I'm,uh,I'mstartingtotrainforthemarathon.第一次参加Firsttime.那很好Wow!Goodforyou.我曾是学校径赛校队队长Iwasthecaptainofmyhighschooltrackteam,但是跑马拉松…butthemarathon?Uh-uh.我是戴夫I'mDave.米兰达Miranda.祝你健身愉快Well,haveagoodworkout.就这样？Thafsit?还有什么吗？Istheremore?我希望有Ihopeso.我注意你很久了I'vebeenwatchingyouformonths.我觉得你很性感AndIthinkthatyouareverysexy.问题是什么？Sowhat'stheproblem?他觉得我很性感HesaidJIthinkyou'reverysexy.',所以说？And?我没有化妆Iwaswearingnomakeup,穿着廉价衬衫andmyHanes$3.00oldman'sundershirt.好极了Nice.我不敢相信他居然认为我性感Ijustcan*tbelievethataguywouldthinkthatIwassexy.好吧我要挂电♥话♥了Okay,I'mhangingupnow.我很认真的No,I'mserious.我很聪明有时候很可爱但决不会是性感Smart,yes.Sometimescute.Butneversexy.通常我会先以个性吸引男人后SexyisthethingItrytogetthemtosee