Only Murders in the Building《公寓大楼里的谋杀案（2021）》第二季第九集完整中英文对照剧本

（前情提要）正在收听的是《俄克拉荷马不太欧克》You'relisteningtoAllisNotOKinOklahoma我是主播辛达•坎宁fromCindaCanning.我没指望会发现任何Iwasn'texpectingtofindanythingrelated与他侄女贝基的失踪案相关的线索tothedisappearanceofBecky.波的嘴里到底叼着什么WhatthefuckisinBo'smouth?贝基的内♥裤♥Becky'spanties!我是莉奥诺拉•福尔杰邦尼的母亲I'mLeonoraFolger,themotherofBunny.我那幅画在哪Wherethefuckismypainting?你说你是从画家手里买♥♥下的那幅画？Youboughtthepaintingfromtheartist,RoseCooper?她失踪了Shewentmissing.-爸爸？爸爸！-没事儿子-Dad?Dad!-It'sokay,buddy!等等我跟你♥爸♥有婚外情持续了很多年Iwashavinganaffairwithyourfatherforyears.我以为他的出轨对象是罗斯•库伯IthoughtRoseCooperwas.她也有份Shewas,too.我们在跟凶手发信息We'retextingwiththekiller!我们告诉他们我们会把火柴盒Wetellhimwe'llputthematchbookinatrashcan放在晨曦公园外的垃圾桶里然后outsideMorningsidePark,andthen...一反转来了■亮粉男-twist!-Glitter.我们抓到他洗清嫌疑的唯一机会刚才跑掉了Theregoesourbestchanceatclearingournames.亮粉男是谁WhoisGlitterGuy?Idon'tknow.Ijust...直到这一刻我才发现这件事在我心上的分量Ididn'trealizehowmuchwasweighingonmeuntilthismoment.我希望你不要再担心了Well,Iwantyoutostopworrying.好吗只是…Please?Just...过来Comehere.Comehere.我爱你宝贝Iloveyou,baby.我也爱你Iloveyou,too.谢谢你爸爸Thanks,Dad.■我们没事了没关系■你知道吗-We'regood.Itsfine.-Youknowwhat?我觉得我可以做到了IfeellikeIcandothisnow.你是帕特曼家的人You'reaPutnam.（纽约宁静湖柳树路25号♥）（员工电♥话♥和地址）（纽约布朗克斯区狐狸岗大街295号♥）喂？Hello?Hello?（超量武力拳击馆）看来我们要大战一场了Lookslikewe'reinforafight.Oh.看来我们要大战一场了Lookslikewe'reinforafight.天啊我得有点私人生活了Jesus,Ineedalife.这不是血腥梅布嘛Well,ifitisn'tBloodyMabel.那两个老爷子怎么没来Where'sthe,uh,dustygrandpappies?那你又是谁呢Andwhoareyousupposedtobe?拉胯版拳王洛奇？伟大的白人逗逼？RockyZero?GreatWhiteDope?愤怒的屁话王？RagingBullshitter?我可以一直说下去Icankeepgoing.我爱拳击电影和双关语Iloveboxingmovies.Andpuns.你♥他♥妈♥来干嘛Whythefuckareyouhere?就是想问几个问题Justwantedtoasksomequestions.那恐怕不行因为我…Well,thatain*thowthisworks,see,'causeI,uh...我是警♥察♥I'mthecop.你的胳膊怎么样了How*syourarm?你袭击我之后被我扎伤的那只胳膊TheoneIstabbedafteryouattackedme.好吧梅布Alright,Mabel.谁会取〃梅布〃这种蠢名字啊WhatkindofastupidfuckingnameisMabel?蠢透了Dumbassname.你想问我问题Youwanttoaskmequestions?那问吧Youcanaskquestions.戴上Throwtheseon.是的Yeah.・你发现了•我找到了你-Youfoundit.-1foundyou.罗斯・库伯RoseCooper.跟我说点我不知道的事Oh.Well,tellmesomethingIdon'tknow.你打过拳击吗Youeverbox?我每周二和周四都上有氧拳击课ItakeacardioboxingclasseveryTuesdayandThursday.你真可爰You'readorable.扶住沙包Holdthebag.很不错吧Eh?Iknow,right?抱歉我在神游Sorry.Iwasdaydreaming.你出拳了吗我只感觉到一股微风Haveyouthrownapunchyet?Ijustfeltaslightbreeze.・你知道吗•我看到你脖子上有亮粉-Youknowwhat?-Sawglitteronyourneck.我不知道你在说什么Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout.你怎么知道在晨曦公园放证据的事？How*dyouknowabouttheevidencedrop-offatMorningsidePark?我还是不知道你在说什么Istilldon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout.一个有你指纹的火柴盒Amatchbookwithyourfingerprintonit.那个火柴盒没了Oh,that'sgone.那也不是我的指纹Anditwasn'tmyfingerprint.好吧上拳击场干一架Alright.Inthering.Let'sgo.干一架Let'sgo.我没说完全是你的错Iamnotsayingit'sentirelyyourfault.我不该放到床上的但那是山羊绒的Ishouldn'thaveleftitonthebed,butitwascashmere.我们不能因为一样东西柔软就在上面尿尿Wedon'tpeeonthingsjustbecausethey'resoft.你好泰迪Oh,hello,Teddy.奥利弗Oliver.我要杀了你-Tilkillyou!-Ah!胳膊还挺酸的吧我看出来了Arm'sstillsore,Isee.•你为什么杀害邦尼•福尔杰・我没有-Why'dyoukillBunnyFolger?-1didn'tit.你用刀刺死了她并想嫁祸于我Youstabbedherwithaknifeandtriedtoframeme.好吧够了Okay,that'senough.你说够了吧Alright?Enough.但有一件事我想不明白See,whatIcanrtfigureout,though,你怎么能实施这么复杂的计划ishowyouwereabletopulloffsuchanintricateplan.陷害无辜的人秘密通道Imean,framinginnocentpeople,secretpassageways.我充其量只是成绩不好但你压根Imean,Iwasabadstudent,butyou'rejust...就没长脑子astupidman.你不可能实施这么复杂的谋杀There'snowaythatyoucouldpulloffamurderthissophisticated.我说够了Isaidthat'senough!你觉得会发生什么梅布Andwhatdoyouthink'sgonnahappenhere,Mabel?你觉得我会给你看我根本不想给你看的东西？YouthinkI'mgonnashowyousomethingIdon*twannashowyou?说一些我根本不想说的话？YouthinkI'mgonnasaysomethingIdon*twannasay?那是不可能的'Causethat'snothowthisworks,不管你用多少难听的话侮辱我nomatterhowmanystupidshit-headedinsultsyouthrowatme.因为我还没蠢到那个地步'CauseI'mafuckofalotsmarterthanthat.-出招吧•好啊举起手套-Put'emup.-Alright,mittsup.举起手套Mittsup.・你这个王八蛋•你干什么-Yousonofabitch!-Whatthefuck?!你赢不了泰迪Youcan'twinthis,Teddy!看起来不太妙我应该等下一辆吗Oh,th-thisdoesn*tlookgood.Uh,shouldIjustwaitforthenextone?不用进来吧什么事都没有No,no,no,no!No,no.C-comein.It'sallgood.你这个王八蛋Yousonofabitch!天啊好吧伙计们你在…OhGod!Oh!Okay!Okay,okay,guys!好了你们好好玩注意安全好吗Alright,youguyshavefun.Besafe,okay?我的骨头老天哪Oh,mybone!Ouch!你到底发什么疯Whatthehelliswrongwithyou?你为什么要这么做Whyareyoudoingthis?!别装得好像…Oh,don'tactlikeyou...你不知道是吧Youdon'tknow,doyou?你是我儿子的父亲You'remyson*sfather!你这个狗♥杂♥种♥Youpieceofshit!什么What?所以爱喝椰子马提尼的是你不是莉奥诺拉•福尔杰So,theCocotinisareyours,notLeonoraFolger's.我对她足够了解Iknewenoughabouthertopulloff伪装一次进城之旅不在话下alittledaytripintothecity.但我觉得我露出马脚了But,IthinkI'mslippingnow.我不知道你们演员是怎么做到的Idon'tknowhowyouactorsdoit,从头至尾假装是另一个人太累人了pretendingtobesomebodyelseallthetime.It*sexhausting.你的伪装很成功Youpulleditofflikethemasteryouare.你现在一定很激动吧It'sexcitingforyou,isnrtit?想明白了这些小谜团Figuringoutlittlemysteries.不算小吧Notsolittle.这么多年来全世界都想搞清楚你的行踪Theworldhasbeenwonderingaboutyouforyears.“全世界”？得了吧Theworld,please.在艺术界的一方小天地Apocketoftheartworld在我失踪前whowantednothingtodowithme他们不想跟我扯上任何关系beforeIwentmissing.你这些年来销声匿迹是因为我父亲威胁了你吗Didyougointohidingbecausemyfatherwasthreateningyou?我对我父亲不是很了解Idon'tknowalotaboutmyfather,但我不认为他是个好人butIdon'tthinkhewasagoodman.这让我一生都活在阴影之中Andithashauntedmemywholelife.然后你出现了Andthen...youcamealong.我希望你对盘踞在你脑子里的人收房♥租Ihopethatyouchargerenttothepeopleinsideyourhead.你会大赚一笔的You'dmakeafortune.画在你那吗拜托Doyouhavethepainting,please?在Ido.你是个该死的黑警克雷普斯You'reacrookedfuckin1cop,Kreps.一个对手无寸铁的老妇人下死手的黑警Acrookedcopwhostabbedadefenselessoldwoman,你还想拉我顶罪我一定要告发你andyou*retryingtopinitonme,andI'mgonnanailyouforit!Ah!你知道你的问题出在哪吗Youknowwhatyourproblemis?你知道你们这一代人的问题出在哪吗莫拉Youknowwhatyourentirefuckin'generation'sproblemis,Mora?・我不知道男团？■不是-1don'tknow.Boybands?-Nah.你们的父母告诉你们你们能干任何想干的事Yourparentstoldyouyoucouldbeanythingyouwant,然后你们愚蠢的老师强化了这个认知andyourstupidteachersreinforcedthatbullshit,所以你们拍抖音视频soyoucomeoutwithyourlittleTikToks做该死的播客好像所有人andyourfuckin*podcastslikeeverybody都想听你们发表观点一样wantstohearwhatyouhavetosay.没人在乎你们想说什么Nobodygivesafuckaboutwhatyouhavetosay.你觉得我蠢？I'mstupid?你对我一无所知Youdon'tknowanythingaboutme.如果我真的这么蠢我怎么能搞定IfI'msostupid,howcomeIwasabletoland全世界最聪明的女人？thesmartestwomanontheplanet?如果我真的这么蠢Huh?IfI'msostupid,我怎么能用两秒钟howcomeI'mabletodoabetterpodcast就做出比你们这群白♥痴♥更好的播客thanyouidiotsintwosecondsflat?■我以为你讨厌播客呢-对-Thoughtyouhatedpodcasts.-Yeah,我讨厌你们那些外行的闹着玩一样的播客Ihatestupidamateurbullshitpodcastslikeyours.你们的播客很烂Yourpodcastsucks.原版的那些？《俄克拉荷马》？TheOGones?AllisNotOK?倒是能看出些天分和才华Thattakessometalent.Thattakessomeintelligence.相信我Trustme.我最懂了Ishouldknow.我不怕你I'mnotscaredofyou.你应该怕你这混♥蛋♥好吗Yeah,well,youshouldbe,youfuck.Okay?因为我是负责这宗谋杀案的首席探长BecauseI'mtheleaddetectiveonamurdercasewheresomebody而你则不断地被人推到主要嫌疑人的位置keepsmakingyoutheleadsuspect.你应该害怕That'sfuckin'scary.或者你蠢到根本意识不到发生了什么Ormaybeyou'retoostupidtorealizewhatthefuckisgoingonhere,huh?要知道含冤入狱这种事Youknow,peoplegoawayforthingstheydidnrtdo每天都在发生记住了allthetime.Rememberthat.硬汉Toughguy.现在停止你那自以为是的微笑Now,takethatshit-eatinggrinoffyourface,滚出我的拳馆andgetthefuckoutofmygym.Oh...快拿过来Oh,giveit.Giveit,giveit.你看-Mm...-Look.（萨维奇1965年）看到画布上这出裂痕了吗-See,there'sthetearinthecanvas.-Yes.是的Yes...所以这是真迹？-So,itistheoriginal.-Well,只有一个办法能确定onlyonewaytoknowforcertain.等下让我试试Wait,letmetry.算了还是你来吧No,youdoit.把钉子拔掉？-Mm.-Pulloutthenails?对把钉子拔掉Justpulloutthenail.我要给你看样东西There'ssomethingIneedyoutosee.如果我真的这么蠢我怎么能搞定IfFmsostupid,howcomeIwasabletoland全世界最聪明的女人？thesmartestwomanontheplanet?原版的那些？TheOGones?《俄克拉荷马》？AllisNotOK?倒是能看出些天分和才华Thattakessometalent.Thattakessomeintelligence.相信我我最懂了Trustme.Ishouldknow.（《俄克拉荷马不太欧克》辛达•坎宁）您正在收听的是《俄克拉荷马不太欧克》You'relisteningtoAllisNotOKinOklahoma.要喝点什么吗-Ow!-CanIgetyousomething?!咖啡？水？Coffee?Water?给你鸡♥巴♥上来一脚？Aswiftkickinthedick?奥利弗你听我解释Look,Oliver,letmeexplain...不你不必解释Ohno,no,no.Youdon'thaveto.我昨晚跟罗伯塔聊了一整晚她都告诉我了IwasupallnighttalkingtoRoberta.Shetoldmewhathappened.她有没有告诉你只发生过一次Didshetellyouitonlyhappenedonce?她说是两次Shesaidtwice.一晚上两次Onenight,twotimes.你还炫耀上了Well,nowyou'rejustbragging.告诉我泰迪你用你那油腻腻的希腊精♥子♥Tellme,Teddy,howmanyotherwomeninthebuilding弄大了大楼里多少女人的肚子didyouimpregnatewithyouroilyGreciansperm?你是论斤称的吗就像你的鹰嘴豆泥D-d-doyousellitbythequartlikeyourhummus?你疯了我走了You'reinsane.I'mleaving.我只有他了泰迪He'sallI'vegot,Teddy.如果我失去了儿子IfIlosemyson,I'veg...我就一无所有了I'vegotnothing.我觉得自己是世界上最差劲的父亲Ifeelliketheworstfatherintheworld.你开玩笑吗Areyoukidding?在你状态最差是时候你也没有Onyourworstday,youdidn'tdragyourson把你儿子卷进谋杀案或是掩饰intoacriminalenterpriseorcoveruphisinvolvement他与某人死亡有关的事实insomeonersdeath.确实True.但我最近鼓励他ButIdidrecentlyencouragehim投身于戏剧事业所以…togetinvolvedinthetheater,so...・这很糟糕•是啊-Well,that'sbad.-Yeah.2015年贝基•巴特勒在俄克拉荷马州切克沙的失踪案该死的他拿走了火柴盒Damnit!Hehasthematchbook!今天有什么能阻止我把你关起来嗯？What'sstoppingmefromlockingyouuptoday,huh?抱歉I'msorry.I'msorry.去年纽约警局的预算Lastyear,theNYPDhadabudget是55亿美元of$5.5billion.我们说的可是十亿级别的钱That'sabillionwitha"B.n我的薪水是税前85819美元Mysalarywas85,819beforetaxes,我要付赡养费还有这个我也住的破房♥子的按揭贷款alimony,andthemortgageonthisfuckin'dumpwhereIalsolive.如果你用85819除以55亿会得到…Ifyoudivide85,819by5.5billion,youget...我不知道是多少但那相当于是大海里的一滴水Ihavenofuckin1idea,butit*sadropinthebucket.试试靠这点钱在纽约生活根本不可能TrylivingonthatinNewYorkCity.It*simpossible.（证物室）所以你得干点副业Soyoutakeotherjobs.在科尼岛当保安YouworksecurityatConeyIsland,或帮助那些无法处理多起谋杀和失踪案的oryouhelpoutdepartmentsinsmalltownsthatmightnotbeequippedtohandlethings小镇警♥察♥局likemultiplehomicidesormissingpersons,类似这种事shitlikethat.（证据毛发样本）拿钱干活Yougetin,yougetout,yougetpaid.干脆利落Yougothroughthemotions.但偶尔你会遇到一个人Buteveryonceinawhile,youmeetsomeone一切都随之改变了BeckyButler'sdisappearanceinChickasha,Oklahoma,震惊了整个小镇in2015sentshockwavesthroughtown.她人间蒸发了就像切克沙废弃的She'devaporatedjustliketheman-madelake迷你高尔球场里的人工湖attheabandonedChickashaputt-puttcourse.没有证人没有线索Withnobody,andnoclues,大城市来的自雇警♥察♥空降到这座小镇freelancepoliceofficersfrombiggercitiesdescendeduponthetown帮忙寻找贝基或是杀害她的凶手tohelpfindBeckyorherkiller.一同抵达的还有一个勇敢的播客主Alsoarrivingwasoneintrepidpodcaster她在梅森迪克逊线以南的美国whoneverhadagoodhairdaysouthoftheMason-Dixon.就没有一天发型不乱的Yourstruly.每天晚上我都去本地烤肉酒吧“小鸡查克”Everynight,I'dgotothelocalbarandgrill,TheChickenChug,他们家橙绿相间的小鸡商标whoseorangeandgreenchickenlogo似乎遍布小镇的每个角落seemedtobeeverywhereintown.在那里我会跟微醺的本地人和想家的警♥察♥打成一片There,Tdminglewithtipsytownsfolkandhomesickcops,试图从他们嘴里问出点线索和八卦workingthemforcluesandgossip.你很难想象凭借〃小鸡查克〃的一盆鸡翅It'samazingthealliesyoucanmake能缔结怎样的盟友overaChickenChugwingstub.我不是见过Ididn'tseeit.而是听到过Iheardit.上面的这幅画是给我的Yeah,thispaintingontop,oh,thatwasforme.底下这幅…Andtheoneunderneath...是给他的thiswasforhim.他最想成为的那个人Themanhemostwantedtobe.他儿子的好父亲Afathertohisboy.他是我的挚爱Hewasmylove.他努力保护我…Hetriedtokeepmesafe...免受暴虐丈夫的伤害fromarage-filledhusband.我必须离开为了我们两个的安全Ihadtoleave.Tokeepusbothsafe,我必须远走高飞Ihadtodisappearmyself.我们再也没有见过面Weneversaweachotheragain.他心碎而死Hediedheartbroken.父子之间到底该怎么相处Whatisthethingaboutfathersandsons?为什么这种关系这么难Whyisthatrelationshipsohard?我不知道Oh.Idon'tknow.生物学傲慢Biology.Hubris.毫无新意的愚蠢Goodold-fashionedstupidity.你跟你父亲关系好吗Wereyouclosetoyourfather?我尽力了Well,I-Itriedtobe.他是个上门推销员Hewasadoor-to-doorsalesman.一个真实版的威利.洛曼Areal-lifeWillyLoman.他经常不在家So,hewasgonealot.但他在家的时候Butwhenhewashome,我会使出浑身解数引起他的注意IwoulddowhateverIcouldtogethisattention.所以我才形成了这个浮夸的性格Hencemy...whatsomewoulddescribeas"extra"persona.你呢Howaboutyou?不好我讨厌他Fuckno.Ihatedhim.他在一家中餐馆的后厨被赌马的人弄死了HewaskilledinthebackroomofaChineserestaurantbyaKoreanbookie.胸口中了两枪Tooktwotothechest.好吧这不是比赛Okay,thisisn'tacompetition.我只是想说I'mjustsaying...正因为如此becauseofthat...我唯一想要的就是跟提奥有良好的关系allIeverwantedwastohaveagoodrelationshipwithTheo.就像你跟威尔那样LiketheoneyouhavewithWill.可我搞砸了AndIfuckeditup.你能帮我个忙吗Willyoudomeafavor?我们现在已经扯平了吧Aren'twesquareatthispoint?你把我送进监狱我上了你老婆Yousendmetojail,Ifuckyourwife?答应我Jmiseme...你永远不会告诉威尔真♥相♥thatyou'llnevertellWill.我也跟罗伯塔说了ItoldRobertathis,too.既然你们俩Imean,ifyoutwomanagedtokeep保守了这个秘密这么多年themerepossibilityofthisasecretalltheseyears,我们不能为了威尔一直隐瞒下去吗can'twejustkeeponkeepingonforthesakeofWill?我会按你说的做Fildowhateveryouwantmetodo.谢谢Thankyou.两次？Twice?我那时还年轻Iwasyounger.嘿Hey.你不该来这儿辛达随时会回来Youshouldn'tbehere.Cindacouldbebackanyminute.她去哪了Well,whereisshe?去做声带按♥摩♥了Uh,vocalmassage.他花钱找了个泰国男人给她按♥摩♥喉咙你想让我跟你说什么ShepaysaThaiguytorubherthroat.Whatdoyouwantmetotellyou?・不会耽误你太久我…•那天-Well,thiswillbequick.I...-Theotherday我说我可以帮你那是个错误whenIsaidthatIcouldhelpyou,thatwasamistake.我不能为你做什么Ican'tdoanythingelseforyou.请不要打扰我Pleasejust...leavemeinpeace.邦尼・福尔杰的谋杀案BunnyFolger'smurder?那个警♥察♥克雷普斯ThatcopKreps?这一切都与《俄克拉荷马不太欧克》有关ThisallhassomethingtodowithAllisNotOKinOklahoma.我只是想不明白有什么关联Ijustcan'tfigureouthow.就好像我缺了一个关键的线索It'slikeI'mmissingapuzzlepiecesomewhere.你把这事忘了吧Youshouldletthisgo.你走吧把这事忘了Youshouldgo,andyoushouldletthisgo.・波比・梅布请你走吧-Poppy...-Mabel!Pleasego.你应该留着这个查尔斯Youdeservetohavethis,Charles.谢谢Thankyou.给你好过给那个几个月前来打探情况的女人Betteryouthanthatwomanthatcamesniffingaroundafewmonthsago.什么女人Whatwoman?波比你知道些什么你害怕什么Poppy,whatdoyouknow?Whatareyousoscaredof?你不知道她能干出什么来Youdon'tknowwhatshe'scapableof.你不知道她为了达到目的能干出什么事来Youdon'tknowwhatshe'ddotogetwhatshewants.棕色头发戴着眼镜Shehadbrownhairand...glasses.辛达・坎宁？CindaCanning?我不知道她叫什么但她很咄咄逼人Idon'tknowhername,butshewassopushy.辛达,坎宁？CindaCanning?说真的吗一个得了皮博迪奖Seriously?You'rethatterrified解开了贝基•巴特勒失踪和谋杀案的播客主ofaPeabodyAward-winningpodcaster把你吓成这样？whosolvedthedisappearanceandmurderofBeckyButler?对Yes.每个人都有秘密Everyonehassecrets.（受害者贝基•巴特勒证据）我们做过但绝口不提的事Thingswe'vedonethatwedon'ttalkabout.我们无法解释的事Thingswecan'texplain.（切克沙警♥察♥局）比如当你去协助调查美国中部小镇的一宗案子LikewhenyougotohelpoutonacaseinBumblefuckUSA只为挣点外快justtomakealittleextracoin.（小鸡查克）你以为拿钱干活干脆利落Youplantogetin,youplantogetout,getpaid.走走过场Gothroughthemotions.给我杯啤酒Lemmegetabeer.为什么Why?因为我就是贝基・巴特勒BecauseI'mBeckyButler.但偶尔你会遇到一个人Buteveryonceinawhile,youmeetsomeone...一切都随之改变了andeverythingchanges.你的整个心都被搅得七上八下Andyourwholegoddamnuniverseturnsupsidedown.然后事情就一发不可收拾了Andthat'swhenshitgetsreallycrazy.（犯罪主脑）该死Well,shit.andeverythingchanges.你在酒吧看到个妹子Youseeagalinabar,或是帅哥如果你好这口的话oraguy；ifthat'syourthing,然后像加里•格兰特一样拿腔拿调地说andyoutossoutsomeCaryGrantBSlike,“什么风把你吹来这样一个市井小店”"Whatbringssomeonelikeyoutoajointlikethis?"她或者他如果你好这口的话Andshe,orhe,ifthat'syourthing,会对你微微一笑theysmileatyou,你的整个心都被搅得七上八下andyourwholegoddamnuniverseturnsupsidedown.然后事情就一发不可收拾了Andthat'swhenshitgetsreallycrazy.（克雷普斯）（与邦尼的关系？）克雷普斯就是亮粉男KrepsisGlitterGuy.这是“亮粉”的手语Oh.It'sASLfor"glitter."挺有意思的That'skindoffun.一是啊•但克雷普斯为什么要杀邦尼呢-1know.-ButwhywouldKrepskillBunny?他想得到她的画吗Imean,didhewantherpainting?我不觉得他不像是那种Idon'tknow.Hedoesn'tseemlikethekindofguy会为了一幅画杀人的类型whowouldkillforapieceofart.人为财死鸟为食亡Moneyisaverystrongmotive.确实但他既然拿到了画True,ifheevengotthepainting,为什么还要陷害我们呢butwhywouldheframeus?这就是设计了整个计划的背后主脑？我不这么认为Andthisisthebrilliantmindbehindthewholeset-up?Idon'tthinkso.是啊有什么地方不对劲Yeah,somethingisnotright.但那就代表有人在操纵一个警♥察♥?But,ifso,someone'spuppet-masteringacop?怎么做到的？Imean,how?我想我知道是谁干的了IthinkIknowwhodidthis.（犯罪主脑）这名字很适合做电视剧的标题ThatisagreatnameforaTVshow.提醒我《犯罪主脑》很适合做电视剧的标题Remindmethat"CriminalMastermind"isagreatnameforaTVshow.克雷普斯的背包有发现吗WhataboutKreps1backpack?这个商标是什么Andwhatisthislogo?我好像在哪见过鸡长得太奇怪了IfeellikeI'veseenitsomewhere.Chickensaresoweird-looking.就是说啊第一个Iknow.Imean,whowasthefirst看着鸡说personwholookedatachickenandsaid,“它肯定很美味”的人是谁"Yum!Illbetthat*sdelicious.11发生了这么多事我不知道我有没有足够的能力Aftereverythingthat*shappened,Idon'tknowifIhavewhatittakes去跟警♥察♥对抗togoupagainstacop.我知道你们在想什么Iknowwhatyou'rethinking.我们的友谊已经达到"Havewereachedthatpointinourfriendship可以穿着睡衣进出彼此公♥寓♥的程度了吗whenwecanjustshowupateachother'sapartmentsinournightclothes?"•没达到•睡衣？-No,wehaven't.-"Nightclothes"?但我必须把这个好消息告诉你们ButIjusthadtotellyouboththegoodnews.根据DNA检测报告AccordingtotheDNAresults,我的确是威尔的生父Iam,infact,Will'sbiologicalfather.・嘿恭喜你■太好了-Hey!Congratulations!-Oh,that'sgreat!谢谢我没有多么意外Thankyou.Well,nobigsurprise.就连瞎子都看得出来我们有血缘关系Imean,ablindmancouldseewe'rerelated.所以那意味着你是希腊人？Sodoesthatmeanyou'reGreek?希腊尔兰人Greek-ish.什么是〃希腊尔兰人”What'sGreek-ish?你们知道我一直都认为自己是爱尔兰人吧Well,youknowhowIthoughtIwasIr-ish?“希腊尔兰人〃Greek-ish.没什么区别欧洲国家There'snorealdifference.AlltheEuropeancountries基本都一样的areessentiallythesame.但为了庆祝…Butnow,tocelebrate...你把干柏林妮小姐带来了？YoubroughtMrs.Gambolini?这个可爰的生物吵得我一宿没睡Well,thisdelightfulcreaturekeptmeupallnight一直咒我去死tellingmetogofuckmyself,所以我才像狂欢节过后的尼克・诺特whichiswhyIlooklikeNickNolteafterMardiGras.所以我要把它作为礼物送给你So,Iamgiftinghertoyou.不行邦尼把它送给了你收下吧No,no,no!Bunnygavehertoyou!-你留着吧-查尔斯如果你不收下这只鸟-Youkeepit.-Charles,ifyoudonottakethisbird,那我明天就要把它做成肉酱馅饼itwillliterallybetomorrow'spate.奥利弗我家里不能有任何Oliver,Idonothaveanythingintheapartment在光天化日之下上厕所的东西thatgoestothebathroomoutintheopen!这是我定的规矩It'saruleIhave!真是丢人Thisishumiliating.这是什么Whatisthis?不会吧Nofuckingway.这是真迹That'stheoriginal.-你确定吗-我非常确定-Areyousure?"I'mprettysure.画里的那个女人就是罗斯・库伯AndthewomaninthepaintingistheartistRoseCooper?没错That'sright.但邦尼为什么要制♥作♥一个魔品ButwhywouldBunnymakeafake?这样就能把便宜的假货挂起来…Soshecouldhangtheinexpensivefakepainting...并把真迹藏在眼皮底下Oh,andhidetherealoneunderher...我知道是谁干的Iknowwhodidit...闭嘴Shutup!（《大楼里只有谋杀》）（第二季第9集陪练）你来这做什么Whatareyoudoinghere?嗨我带了礼物来Hi.Um,Icomebearinggifts.送你的Well,agift.而且我需要上厕所Also；Ireallyneedtohaveawee.谢谢Thanks.你想怎样爰丽丝Whatdoyouwant,Alice?来窃取更多我的故事？Totakemoreofmystory?把我的痛苦变成你那些三流作品？Tomakemytraumaintomoreofyourshittyart?好伤人Ouch.我活该我什么都不想要我只是想把这个给你Ideservethat.Idon'twantanything.Ijustwantedtogiveyouthat.拼图？Apuzzle?表达我求和的诚意It'sapeaceoffering.我知道你有多喜欢拼图所以我亲手给你做了一个Iknowhowmuchyoulikepuzzles,soImadeoneforyou.我在大停电时用美工刀做的ImadeitwithanX-Actoknife,um,inthemiddleofablackout,这可能不太明智whichmayhavebeenamistake.我不是想博得你的同情我只是I'mnottryingtolookforsympathy.Ijust...想解释一下你可能会发现一些不完美wantedtogiveyoucontextfor