怪物史瑞克2-中英文台词打印版分析解析

原声英语原声英语[man'svoice]Onceuponatimeinakingdomfar,faraway,很久以前，在一个遥远的王国里andmosthandsome...最英俊的thekingandqueenwereblessedwithabeautifulbabygirl.inalltheland.国王和王后有个美丽的公主在全国之内Andthroughouttheland,everyonewashappy...Anditwasdestinythathiskiss全国上下，人人都很幸福他的一个亲吻untilthesunwentdownwouldbreakthedreadedcurse.直到太阳下山能够打破恶毒的诅咒andtheysawthattheirdaughterwascursedwithafrightfulHealonewouldclimbtothehighestroomofthetallesttowerenchantment他还要爬上塔楼最高的屋顶他们看见女儿受到了可怕妖术诅咒toentertheprincess'schambers,crosstheroomtohersleepingthattookholdeachandeverynight.silhouette,每晚都是如此进入公主行宫，穿过房间找到熟睡的侧影Desperate,theysoughtthehelpofafairygodmotherpullbackthegossamercurtainstofindher...[gasps]情急之下他们向一位神仙教母求救拉开薄纱窗帘找到她whohadthemlocktheyoungprincessawayinatower,What?她让他们将公主关在塔楼里等待那...什么？theretoawaitthekiss...ofthehandsomePrinceCharming.-Princess...Fiona?-No!白马王子的吻-费欧娜公主？-不！Itwashewhowouldchancetheperilousjourney[sighsrelief]Oh,thankheavens.Whereisshe?只有他能够不怕旅途危险谢天谢地，她在哪里？throughblisteringcoldandscorchingdesert-She'sonherhoneymoon.-Honeymoon?Withwhom?穿越刺骨寒冷的沙漠-她在度蜜月-蜜月？跟谁在一起？travelingformanydaysandnights,-She'sonherhoneymoon.-Honeymoon?Withwhom?经过几天几夜-她在度蜜月-蜜月？跟谁在一起？riskinglifeandlimb*Soshesaidwhat'stheproblem,baby?冒着生命危险*What'stheproblem?Idon'tknowtoreachtheDragon'skeep.去找龙*Well,maybeI'minloveForhewasthebravest,*ThinkaboutiteverytimeIthink'boutit因为他是最勇敢的*Can'tstopthinking'boutit*Howmuchlongerwillittaketo

curethis?*Comeon,comeon“亨瑟的蜜月小屋”*Jumpalittlehigher*Justtocureit,'causeIcan'tignoreit*Comeon,comeon*Ifit'slove,love*Ifyoufeelalittlelighter*Makesmewannaturnaroundandfaceme*Comeon,comeon*ButIdon'tknownothing'boutlove*Wewereonceuponatimeinlove*Oh,comeon,comeon*We'reaccidentallyinlove-[screams]-*Turnalittlefaster*Accidentallyinlove*Comeon,comeon*Accidentallyinlove*Theworldwillfollowafter*Accidentallyinlove*Comeon,comeon*Accidentallyinlove*Everybody'safterlove*Accidentallyinlove*SoIsaidI'masnowballrunning*Accidentallyinlove*Runningdownintothisspringthat'scomingallthislove*Accidentally*Meltingunderblueskiesbeltingoutsunlight*I'minlove,I'minlove,I'minlove,I'minlove*Shimmeringlove*I'minlove,I'minlove*Well,baby,Isurrender*Accidentallyinlove*Tothestrawberryicecream*I'minlove*Nevereverendofallthislove*I'minlove**Well,Ididn'tmeantodoit“我爱你”lt'ssogoodtobehome!回家的感觉真好*Butthere'snoescapingyourlove“小心妖怪”*Theselinesoflightningmeanwe'reneveraloneJustyouandmeand...*Neveralone,no,no只有你和我

-*Twocanbeasbadasone...*-Donkey?两个可以跟一个一样糟糕lthoughtl'dmoveinwithyou.我不如搬来跟你们一起住吧Shrek!Fiona!Aren'tyoutwoasightforsoreeyes!Youknowwe'realwayshappytoseeyou,Donkey.史莱克!费欧娜！你们两个太过分了吧我们能见到你很高兴Giveusahug,Shrek,youoldlovemachine.搂一下我，你的老情人ButFionaandlaremarriednow.但是费欧娜和我现在已经结婚了[chuckles]Andlookatyou,Mrs.Shrek.How'boutasideofsugarforthesteed?Weneedalittletime,youknow,tobetogether.我们需要时间相处看你，史莱克太太给老朋友一个香吻Donkey,whatareyoudoinghere?Justwitheachother.驴子，你在这里做什么？二人世界Takingcareofyourlovenestforyou.Alone.帮你照看爱巢独处Oh,youmeanlike...sortingthemailandwateringtheplants?Saynomore.Youdon'thavetoworryaboutathing.你的意思是分类邮件，并给花浇水不要再说了，你不需要担心什么的-Yeah,andfeedingthefish!-ldon'thaveanyfish.-还要喂鱼！-我没有鱼lwillalwaysbeheretomakesurenobodybothersyou.我定会确保没有人来打扰你们Youdonow.lcallthatoneShrekandtheotherFiona.-Donkey!-Yes,roomie?-驴子-好吧，室友现在有了，名叫史来克和费欧娜ThatShrekisarascallydevil.Getyour...You'rebotheringme.你打扰了我们那史来克是个大坏蛋Lookatthetime.lguessyou'dbetterbegoing.Oh,OK.Allright,cool.lguess...看看时间，你该走了好吧，这样吧Don'tyouwanttotellmeaboutyourtrip?OrhowaboutaMeandPinocchiowasgoingtocatchatournament,anyway,gameofParcheesi?so・・・等等，你不想告诉我你旅行的事吗？玩双骰子游戏如何？我和小木偶正要去看比赛Actually,Donkey?Shouldn'tyoubegettinghometoDragon?Maybel'llseey'allSundayforabarbecueorsomething.其实，驴子你不要回家找小龙女吗？星期天见Oh,yeah,that.He'llbefine.Now,wherewerewe?对了，那个他会没事的，我们刚才说到哪里？ldon'tknow.She'sbeenallmoodyandstufflately.lthinklremember.不知道，她最近非常情绪化我记起了-Donkey!-[Fionayelps]驴子！lknow,lknow!Alone!I'mgoing!I'mgoing.我知道，独处我走了，马上走！Whatdoyouwantmetotelltheseotherguys?你要我告诉他们什么？Enough,Reggie.够了，瑞琪[clearsthroat]''DearestPrincessFiona.最亲爱的费欧娜公主''YouareherebysummonedtotheKingdomofFar,FarAway你被召见来远的要命王国''foraroyalballincelebrationofyourmarriage以盛大舞会庆祝你的婚礼''atwhichtimetheKing在此国王''willbestowhisroyalblessing...会赐予他的祝福uponyouandyour...''向你和你的uh...''PrinceCharming.白马王子''Love,theKingandQueenofFar,FarAway.爱你的远的要命王国的国王王后''akaMomandDad.''也是你的妈妈爸爸MomandDad?妈妈爸爸？-PrinceCharming?-Royalball?Canlcome?-白马王子？-我能去吗？-We'renotgoing.-[both]What?-我们不去-什么？lmean,don'tyouthinktheymightbeabit...你不觉得他们shockedtoseeyoulikethis?见到你这样会惊奇？[chuckles]Well,theymightbeabitsurprised.他们也许会惊奇Butthey'remyparents,Shrek.Theyloveme.但他们是我的父母，他们爱我Anddon'tworry.They'llloveyou,too.别担心，他们也会爱你的Yeah,right.Somehowldon'tthinkl'llbewelcomeatthecountryclub.我不认识的人会在乡村俱乐部欢迎Stopit.They'renotlikethat.别这样，他们不会那样的HowdoyouexplainSergeantPompousandtheFancyPantsClubBand?你怎么解释那次号手乐队？Oh,comeon!Youcouldatleastgivethemachance.算了，就给他们一次机会吧Todowhat?Sharpentheirpitchforks?做什么？磨利他们的刀叉No!Theyjustwanttogiveyoutheirblessing.不!他们只是想祝福你而已Oh,great.Nowlneedtheirblessing?真好，我现在倒希望得到祝福？lfyouwanttobeapartofthisfamily,yes!如果你希望成为这个家庭一员的话Whosayslwanttobepartofthisfamily?谁说我想成为这个家庭一员？Youdid!Whenyoumarriedme!你娶了我时就想Well,there'ssomefineprintforyou!这个我倒没想到[exasperatedsigh]Sothat'sit.Youwon'tcome?那么你不想来了Trustme.lt'sabadidea.Wearenotgoing!Andthat'sfinal!相信我，肯定是坏主意我们坚决不去Comeon!Wedon'twanttohittraffic!快来!这样就不会遇到交通阻塞[Gingy]Don'tworry!We'lltakecareofeverything.别担心，我们会帮你搞定-Hey,waitforme.Oof!-[glassbreaks]嘿，等等我Hitit!Move'emon!Head'emup!Head'emup,move'emon!Head'emup!快走，快走，快点走！快走，快走，快点走！Rawhide!Move'emon!Head'emup!快行快行快快行！Move'emon!Move'emon!Head'emup!Rawhide!快行快行快快行！Ride'emup!Move'emon!Head'emup!Move'emon!Rawhide!快快走！Knock'emout!Pound'emdead!Make'emtea!Buy'emdrinks!快快走！快快行！喝茶！喝汽水！-我们到了吗？-还没有-[Donkey]Arewethereyet?-[Fiona]Notyet.-到了没有？-还没有远的要命王国，英里-[Donkey]OK,arewethereyet?-[Fiona]No.-到了没有？-没有-[Donkey]Arewethereyet?-[Shrek]No!-到了没有？-没有-[Donkey]Arewethereyet?-[Shrek]Yes.-到了没有啊？-到了-Really?-No!-真的？-不！-Arewethereyet?-[Fiona]No!-到了没有啊？-没有！-Arewethereyet?-[Shrek]Wearenot!-到了没有啊？-没有！远的要命王国，英里-Arewethereyet?-[Shrek&Fiona]No!-到了没有？-没有！-Arewethereyet?-[Shrekmimics]-到了没有？不是好玩的-到了没有？不是好玩的-That'snotfunny.That'sreallyimmature.-[Shrekmimics]-真是幼稚-的确幼稚-Thisiswhynobodylikesogres.-[Shrekmimics]-所以没人喜欢怪物-所以没人喜欢怪物-Yourloss!-[Shrekmimics]好!你输了！我不讲话-l'mgonnajuststoptalking.-Finally!好，你输了总算是Thisistakingforever,Shrek.There'snoin-flightmovieornothing!但这样很久，没有舱内电影TheKingdomofFar,FarAway,Donkey.远的要命王国，驴子That'swherewe'regoing.Far,far...我们就要去那里[softly]away!遥远Allright,allright,lgetit.I'mjustsodarnbored.好吧，明白了，我不过觉得无聊Well,findawaytoentertainyourself.设法自己娱乐吧Forfiveminutes...分钟Couldyounotbeyourself...[shouts]...forfiveminutes!能不能坚持分钟？Arewethereyet?到了没有？-[chuckles]Yes!-Oh,finally!-到了！-总算到了！新婚欢迎来到远的要命王国Wow!哇！lt'sgoingtobechampagnewishesandcaviardreamsfromnowon.肯定会有香槟酒鱼子酱招待哦Hey,good-looking!We'llbebacktopickyouuplater!漂亮!我们一会儿来接你！我们肯定不会在烂泥潭里[whistle]Halt!停Well,Italkaboutit,talkaboutit,talkaboutit,talkaboutitHey,everyone,look.大家快看Talkabout,talkaboutmovin'...Gottamakeamovetoatownthat'srightformeGottamakeamovetoatownthat'srightforme连裤丝袜幸福生活神仙教母Hey,ladies!Nicedayforaparade,huh?大家快看！小姐们!出来游行的好天气呀！Youworkingthathat.帽子好漂亮！长发公主灰姑娘[Donkey]Swimmingpools!Moviestars!游泳池!电影明星！远的要命王国Announcingthelong-awaitedreturn宣告国人等待已久的ofthebeautifulPrincessFionaandhernewhusband.美丽公主费欧娜和新婚丈夫的回归Well,thisisit.就是这里-Thisisit.-Thisisit.-就是这个-就是这个Thisisit.就是这个Uh...whydon'tyouguysgoahead?l'llparkthecar.你们先去，我来停车Wearedefinitelynotintheswampanymore.[chuckles]So...youstillthinkthiswasagoodidea?你仍觉得这是个好主意-Youcandothis.-lreally...Ofcourse!Look.MomandDadlookhappytoseeus.-你能行-但我实在当然，妈妈爸爸很高兴见到我们-Really...-don't...-[softly]Whooneartharethey?-[softly]lthinkthat'sour-真的-真的littlegirl.-他们是谁？-那个就是我们的小女儿want...to...be...-不要-我想That'snotlittle!That'sareallybigproblem.她可不小啊，而且有个大问题Here!-安静-这里Wasn'tshesupposedtokissPrinceCharmingandbreakthespell?Mom...她不应该去亲吻白马王子并打破咒语？妈妈！Well,he'snoPrinceCharming,buttheydolook...Dad...不过他不是白马王子，不过他们爸爸！[softly]Happynow?Wecame.Wesawthem.l'dlikeyoutomeetmyhusband...高兴了？我们来了，看见他们了这是我的丈夫Nowlet'sgobeforetheylightthetorches.Shrek.趁他们还没有点亮火炬快跑史来克！-They'remyparents.-Hello?Theylockedyouinatower.lt'seasytoseewhereFionagetshergoodlooksfrom.-他们是我的父母-他们把你锁在塔楼里不难看出费欧娜的美貌源自何处Thatwasformyown...-Excuseme.-[Shrek&Fionalaugh]不过是为我对不起Good!Here'sourchance.Let'sgobackinsideandpretendBetteroutthanin,lalwayssay,eh,Fiona?we'renothome.我总说出来总比臧在肚里好为你好？这是我们的机会我们进去假装没有在家[Shrek]That'sgood.Harold,wehavetobe...很好哈洛，我们要假装lguessnot.Whatdoyoumean,''notonthelist''?Don'ttellmeQuick!Whilethey'renotlookingwecanmakearunforit.youdon'tknowwholam.Whatdoyoumean,快点趁他们没看，我们赶快跑我看不会不在名单上是什么意思？别说你不认识我Shrek,stopit!Everything'sgonnabe...What'shappening,everybody?Thanksforwaiting.够了!一切都会大家好啊？多谢等候Adisaster!Thereisnoway...-lhadthehardesttimefindingthisplace变成灾难，根本不可能要找到这里真不容易-No!No!Baddonkey!Bad!Down!不!坏驴子!坏蛋!蹲下！No,Dad!It'sallright.It'sallright.He'swithus.爸爸，没事，他跟我们一起来的-Hehelpedrescuemefromthedragon.-That'sme:thenoblesteed.-他从小龙女的手下解救了我们-那就是我，皇家战马Waiter!How'boutabowlforthesteed?招待，给本战马来只碗如何？Oh,boy.哎哟-Um,Shrek?-Yeah?史莱克Oh,sorry!Greatsoup,MrsQ.抱歉!汤很好喝，王后太太No,no.Darling.不，亲爱的So,Fiona,tellusaboutwhereyoulive.费欧娜，告诉我们你住的地方Shrekownshisownland.史莱克有自己的地-Don'tyou,honey?-Oh,yes!-对吧，亲爱的？-当然了lt'sinanenchantedforest是个充满魔法的森林abundantinsquirrelsandcutelittleduckiesand...到处都是小松鼠和可爱的小鸭子

lsupposethatwouldbeafineplacetoraisethechildren.那种地方养孩子应该不错吧lt'sabitearlytobethinkingaboutthat,isn'tit?现在想那种事有点过早吧？-lndeed.ljuststartedeating.-Harold!-的确，我刚才开始吃-哈洛-What'sthatsupposedtomean?-Dad.lt'sgreat,OK?-这是什么意思？-爸爸，一切都好-Forhistype,yes.-Mytype?-对于这种，算是吧-我这种？lgottogotothebathroom.我要上厕所-Dinnerisserved!-Nevermind.lcanholdit.-晚餐伺候!-没关系，我能忍住Bonappetit!-慢慢用Oh,Mexicanfood!Myfavorite.-墨西哥菜，我最喜欢的Let'snotsitherewithourtummiesrumbling.Everybodydigin.大家别坐着挨饿，快吃吧Don'tmindifldo,Lillian.不介意我也吃吧，莉雅lsupposeanygrandchildrenlcouldexpectfromyouwouldbe...你觉得我的任何孙子都会是Ogres,yes!怪模怪样！[laughing]What?lknowyouain'ttalkingabouttheswamp.什么？你不是在谈沼泽吧？Anogrefromaswamp.Oh!Howoriginal.沼泽地里来的怪物见怪不怪吧

Notthatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat.Right,Harold?也算不上什么大问题对吧，哈洛Oh,no!No!Ofcourse,not!当然不算Thatis,assumingyoudon'teatyourownyoung!不过，你不吃自己的孩子吧？Oh,mydear.Oh,lookatyou.亲爱的，看看你Dad!You'reallgrownup.爸爸你已完全长大No,weusuallyprefertheoneswho'vebeenlockedawayina-Whoareyou?-Oh,sweetpea!tower!-你是谁？-小甜甜不会，我们比较喜欢吃被锁在塔楼里的l'myourfairygodmother.-Shrek,please!-lonlydidthatbecauselloveher.我是你的神仙教母-史来克，够了-我完全出于爱她-lhaveafairygodmother?-Shush,shush.Aye,daycareordragon-guardedcastle.我有神仙教母？对呀，托儿所或者是小龙女看守的城堡Now,don'tworry.l'mheretomakeitallbetter.Youwouldn'tunderstand.You'renotherfather!别担心，我是来帮你的你不明白，你不是她父亲Withjusta...lt'ssonicetohavethefamilytogetherfordinner.只要一点点一家人一起吃饭真好*WaveofmymagicwandYourtroubleswillsoonbegone-Harold!-Shrek!轻挥我的魔术棒你的烦恼全不见-哈洛!-史来克！*WithaflickofthewristandjustaflashYou'lllandaprince-Fiona!-Fiona!withatonofcash-费欧娜！-费欧娜！轻轻一转，你就会赢得王子-Mom!-Harold...*Ahigh-priceddressmadebymicenoless-妈妈!-哈洛！高级手工制作的昂贵裙子Donkey!*SomecrystalglasspumpsAndnomorestress驴子享用水晶杯再也没有烦恼*Yourfallentearshavecalledtome*Yourworrieswillvanish,yoursoulwillcleanse你的眼泪召唤我来所有烦恼全不见，灵魂洁净又轻松*So,herecomesmysweetremedy*Confideinyourveryownfurniturefriends我带来我甜蜜的疗法给你找到知心朋友*Iknowwhateveryprincessneeds*We'llhelpyousetanewfashiontrend我知道每个公主所需要的我们帮你设立最新时尚潮流*Forhertolivelifehappily...*-*I'llmakeyoufancy,I'llmakeyougreat-*Thekindofgirla为了能让她幸福生活princewoulddate!

-我能把你变成天仙-变成每个王子梦寐以求的女孩Stop!*They'llwriteyournameonthebathroomwall...其实他们会把你的名字写在厕所墙上[chuckles]Look...Thankyouverymuch,FairyGodmother,*''Forahappyeverafter,giveFionaacall!''多谢了，神仙教母要想得到永久的幸福打电话找费欧娜butlreallydon'tneedallthis.*Asportycarriagetorideinstyle,Sexymanboychauffeur,可我真不需要这些Kyle骑上的跑车型、的马车性感男生司机，凯尔-Fine.Bethatway.-Wedidn'tlikeyou,anyway.-[knocking]-[Shrek]Fiona?Fiona?*Banishyourblemishes,toothdecay,Cellulitethighswillfade-好吧，随你吧-我们反正不喜欢你away改头换面，打造新人再来只宠物狗Oh!Yougotapuppy?Alllgotinmyroomwasshampoo.你有小狗？我的房间里只有洗发水*Andoh,whatthehey!Haveabichonfrise!'整形手术，全身动作FairyGodmother,furniture...神仙教母，傢俱*Nipandtuck,hereandtheretolandthatprincewiththeperfecthairl'dlikeyoutomeetmyhusband,Shrek.丝滑的头发赢得王子心来见见我的丈夫，史莱克*Lipstickliners,shadowsblushTogetthatprincewiththeYourhusband?What?Whatdidyousay?Whendidthissexytushhappen?化妆品样样来赢得性感小王子的心你的丈夫？你说什么？几时的事？*Luckyday,hunkbuffetYouandyourprincetakearollintheShrekistheonewhorescuedme.hay史来克是拯救我的人要走运，钓帅哥和你的王子干草堆上滚一圈-Butthatcan'tberight.-Oh,great,morerelatives!*YoucanspoononthemoonWiththeprincetothetune-不可能的-太好了，更多亲戚反对肯定会乐得你飞上天She'sjusttryingtohelp.够了！她只想帮忙而已*Don'tbedrab,you'llbefabYourprincewillhaverock-hardGood!Shecanhelpuspack.Getyourcoat,dear.We'releaving.abs好!她可以帮我们收拾行李快拿衣服，我们走别老土了你们冃定会郎才女貌天仙配-What?-ldon'twanttoleave.*Cheesesouffle,Valentine'sDayHavesomechickenfricassee!-什么？-走？我不想走情人节里享用浪漫大餐Whendidyoudecidethis?*Nipandtuck,hereandthereTolandthatprincewiththe你几时决定的？perfecthair*修修整整这里那里白马王子美发飘飘-Shortlyafterarriving.-Look,l'msorry...

-刚到不久-抱歉Here'sanewsflashforyou!取新消息疋No,that'sallright.lneedtogo,anyway.没关系反正我也要走了Whetheryourparentslikeitornot...lamanogre!无论你乂母喜不喜欢我都是怪物Butremember,dear.lfyoushouldeverneedme...记住，亲爱的如果你需要我的话Andguesswhat,Princess?That'snotabouttochange.而且，公主殿下，这不会改变的happiness...isjustateardropaway.幸福只需要一滴眼泪l'vemadechangesforyou,Shrek.Thinkaboutthat.我已经为你改变了自己，史来克Thanks,butwe'vegotallthehappinessweneed.多谢了，但我们已经够幸福了That'srealsmooth,Shrek.''l'manogre!''你真行，史来克，我是怪物Happy,happy,happy...幸福，幸福，幸福…lknewthiswouldhappen.[Lillian]Youshould.Youstartedit.-我就知道会这样-你应该，是你引发的[laughs]Solsee.Let'sgo,Kyle.明白了，我们走，凯尔lcanhardlybelievethat,Lillian.He'stheogre.Notme.我不能相信，莉雅，真的他是怪物，又不是我-Verynice,Shrek.-What?lthink,Harold,you'retakingthisalittletoopersonally.-很好，史来克-什么？我觉得，哈洛你反应太过分ltoldyoucomingherewasabadidea.我说过来这里不是好主意ThisisFiona'schoice.-这是费欧娜的选择-不错！Youcould'veatleasttriedtogetalongwithmyfather.你根本没有尝试跟我父亲相处Butshewassupposedtochoosetheprincewepickedforher.她应选中我们替她找的王子ldon'tthinklwasgoingtogetDaddy'sblessing,evenifldidwantit.lmean,youexpectmetogivemyblessingstothis...thing?我觉得根本得不到你老爸的祝福你想让我祝福这个东西？DoyouthinkitmightbeniceifsomebodyaskedmewhatlFionadoes.Andshe'llneverforgiveyouifyoudon't.wanted?费欧娜希望否则她不会原谅你的即使我很想得到要是有人问我的意见就好了ldon'twanttoloseourdaughteragain,Harold.Sure.Doyouwantmetopackforyou?我不想再失去我们的女儿当然，你要我帮你收拾行李吗？Oh,youactasifloveistotallypredictable.You'reunbelievable!You'rebehavinglikea...你难道认为爱情是可以预测的你简直不可理喻，行为举止就像Don'tyourememberwhenwewereyoung?-Goon!Sayit!-Likeanogre!你不记得我们年轻时-说呀!-简直像怪物Weusedtowalkdownbythelilypondand...

沿着荷花池的小路走下你好-theywereinbloom...-Ourfirstkiss.So,what'snew?-荷花开放-我们的初吻有什么好消息？It'snotthesame!Youremembermyson,PrinceCharming?那不一样你记得我儿子白马王子吧？ldon'tthinkyourealizethatourdaughterhasmarriedalsthatyou?Mygosh!lt'sbeenyears.monster!是你啊？天哪！你难道不明白我们的女儿嫁给怪物！Whendidyougetback?Oh,stopbeingsuchadramaking.好多年不见了，几时回来的？不要那么戏剧化Oh,aboutfiveminutesago,actually.Fine!Pretendthere'snothingwrong!大约五分钟前好吧!假装一切正常Afterlenduredblisteringwinds,scorchingdesert...La,di,da,di,da!lsn'titallwonderful!I'dliketoknowhowit我征服了呼啸的狂风，炎热的沙漠couldgetanyworse!这样不好么！我倒想看看怎么会更糟lclimbedtothehighestroominthetallesttower...爬上了最高塔楼里最高的房间-Hello,Harold.-[gasps]-你好，哈洛!-什么事？Mommycanhandlethis.妈妈能讲这个故事-Whathappened?-Nothing,dear!Justtheoldhuntingwoundplayingupabit!Heenduresblisteringwindsandscorchingdesert!没什么只是东征伤口有点作痛他征服了呼啸的狂风，炎热的沙漠[chuckles]l'lljuststretchitouthereforawhile.Heclimbstothehighestbloodyroomofthetallestbloody伸展一下就好了tower...他爬上了最高塔楼的最高房间Youbettergetin.Weneedtotalk.你最好进来，我们要谈一谈Andwhatdoeshefind?但是他找到了什么？Actually,FairyGodmother,offtobed.其实，神仙教母，我止要去睡觉呢Somegender-confusedwolftellinghimthathisprincess不男不女的大老狼说公主[yawns]Alreadytakenmypills,andtheytendtomakemeabitdrowsy.isalreadymarried.刚服过药，觉得有点晕晕的请让我已经结婚了So,howabout...wemakethisaquickvisit.What?ltwasn'tmyfault.Hedidn'tgetthereintime.如何呢我们速战速决吧不能怪我，他没有及时赶到Oh,hello.Ha-ha-ha!Stopthecar!

停车！不要Harold.哈洛So,FionaandCharmingwillbetogether.那么费欧娜要和白马王子在一起Youforcemetodosomethinglreallydon'twanttodo.你要强迫我做我不愿做的事-Yes.-Believeme,Harold.lt'swhat'sbest.-好的-相信我，哈洛[gasps]Wherearewe?我们讲到哪里了？Notonlyforyourdaughter...这样最好，不光是为了你女儿Hi.WelcometoFriar'sFatBoy!Mayltakeyourorder?你好!欢迎光临肥仔速食!请点菜butforyourKingdom.也是为了你的王国Mydietisruined!lhopeyou'rehappy.Er...okay.我的饮食结构都被你毁了，你咼兴了？Whatamlsupposedtodoaboutit?那我应该怎么办呢？TwoRenaissanceWraps,nomayo...chilirings...两个文艺复兴卷饼辣椒卷Useyourimagination.使用你的想像力-l'llhavetheMedievalMeal.-OneMedievalMealand,Harold...-我要中世记餐-一个中世记餐，哈洛，炸薯条？毒苹果酒吧Comeonin,YourMajesty.进来吧，陛下-Curlyfries?-No,thankyou.不必，谢谢了*Ilikemytown我喜欢我的家乡-Sourdoughsofttaco,then?-No,really,l'mfine.卷肉饼呢？你到底要什么？*Withalittledropofpoison一小滴毒液不必了，谢谢*Nobodyknows...Yourorder,FairyGodmother.ThiscomeswiththeMedieval没有人知道Meal.您要的菜，神仙教母这是中世记餐[clearsthroat]Excuseme.对不起Thereyouare,dear.给你，亲爱的Dolknowyou?我认识你吗？肥仔速食No,youmustbemistakingmeforsomeoneelse.Wemadeadeal,Harold,andlassumeyoudon'twantmetogobackonmypart.我们讲好的，哈洛你不希望我食言吧？你肯定认错人了Uh...excuseme.l'mlookingfortheUglyStepsister.对不起，我在找后母生的丑八怪灰姑娘的丑姐姐[sighsdeeply]Indeednot.Ah!Thereyouare.Right.你在这里，好了Would...thisbeenough?这个够吗？Yousee,lneedtohavesomeonetakencareof.我需要把某一个人解决了Justtellmewherelcanfindthisogre.Yousee,lneedtohavesomeonetakencareof.我需要把某一个人解决了Justtellmewherelcanfindthisogre.告诉我在哪里可以找到怪物？EveryonesaysI'mgettingdowntoolowEveryonesaysyou'vejustgottaletitgo札斯廷阁下YoujustgottaletitgoIneedsomesleepTimetoputtheoldhorsedownI'mintoodeepYouhaveengagedmyvaluableservices,YourMajesty.您能够得到我的珍贵服务，陛下-Who'stheguy?-Well,he'snotaguy,perse.-这个人是谁？-其实，他不是人Um...He'sanogre.它是怪物Hey,buddy,letmeclueyouin.老兄，我来告诉你真相There'sonlyonefellowwhocanhandleajoblikethat,and,frankly...只有一个人能够应付这种事hedon'tliketobedisturbed.他不喜欢别人去找他hedon'tliketobedisturbed.Wherecouldlfindhim?他不喜欢别人去找他我到哪里去找他？Hello?喂？Whodaresentermyroom?谁敢进我的房间？Sorry!lhopel'mnotinterrupting,butl'mtoldyou'retheonetotalkto抱歉!希望我没有打扰aboutanogreproblem?别人对我说你是负责怪物的Youaretoldcorrect.说的没错Butforthis,lchargeagreatdealofmoney.但为这个，我要收取很高报酬AndthewheelskeepspinningroundEveryonesaysyou'vejustgottaletitgo*Everyonesaysyou'vejustgottaletitgo*DearKnight,Ipraythatyoutakethisfavorasatokenofmygratitude.亲爱的骑士我祈祷你把这个当作我的感谢日记DearDiary...亲爱的日记SleepingBeautyishavingaslumberpartytomorrow,睡美人明天要开睡衣晚会butDadsaysIcan'tgo.Heneverletsmeoutaftersunset.但是爸爸不让我去他从来不让我日落后出门DadsaysI'mgoingawayforawhile.爸爸说我要出去一阵子Mustbelikesomefinishingschool.一定是像钓鱼学校什么的MomsaysthatwhenI'moldenough,妈妈说等我长大些myPrinceCharmingwillrescuemefrommytowerandbringmebacktomyfamily,白马王子会营救我带我回家andwe'llalllivehappilyeverafter.我们会从此幸福快乐的在一起Mrs.FionaCharming.白马王子太太Mrs.FionaCharming.白马王子太太Mrs.FionaCharming.[echoing]Mrs.FionaCharming.白马王子太太Sorry.lhopel'mnotinterruptinganything.抱歉，希望我没有打扰你No,no.lwasjustreadinga,uh...ascarybook.没有我正在看恐怖小说lwashopingyou'dletmeapologizeformydespicablebehaviorearlier.我想为我的不恰当行为道歉-Okay...好吧-ldon'tknowwhatcameoverme.我不知道自己怎么搞的Doyousupposewecouldpretenditneverhappenedandstartover.・・不知能不能假装那种事没发生过-Look,YourMajesty,ljust...-Please.CallmeDad.-陛下，我只是-请叫我爸爸Dad.Webothactedlikeogres.爸爸，我们都缺乏文明举止Maybewejustneedsometimetogettoknoweachother.也许我们需要一点时间互相了解Excellentidea!lwasactuallyhopingyoumightjoinmeforamorninghunt.好主意，不知你是否愿意跟我一起去打猎Alittlefather-sontime?一点父子相处的时间lknowitwouldmeantheworldtoFiona.费欧娜肯定会很高兴Shallwesay,:bytheoldoak?明早：在老橡树旁[Shrek]Faceit,Donkey!We'relost.承认吧，驴子，我们失败了Wecan'tbelost.WefollowedtheKing'sinstructionsexactly.我们不能失败我们一字不差地听从国王的指示What'sdidhesay他说什么？''Headtothedarkestpartofthewoods...''-朝向丛林的最深，最黑暗处-对''Pastthesinistertreeswithscary-lookingbranches.''走过邪恶之树那些长着恐怖模样的枝杈Check检查-ThebushshapedlikeShirleyBassey!-Wepassedthatthreetimesalready!-那些像雪丽巴瑟的树林-我们已经越过三次了Youweretheonewhosaidnottostopfordirections.是你说的不要停下来Oh,great.MyonechancetofixthingsupwithFiona'sdad很好，这是我唯一与老岳父搞好关系的机会andlenduplostinthewoodswithyou!让我在树林里跟着你迷路了Comeon,littlekitty.Comehere.Oh!Comehere,littlekitty.过来，小猫咪Don'tgethuffy!l'monlytryingtohelp.别那么大脾气，我不过想帮你罢了-Holdon,Shrek!l'mcoming!-Comeon!Getitoff!Getitoff!-慢着，史来克，我来了！-快来，下来!下来！lknow!lknow.我知道！-Lookout,Shrek!Holdstill!-Getitoff!-小心，史来克!别动！-走开！-l'msorry,allright?-Hey,don'tworryaboutit.-抱歉了-别介意Shrek!Holdstill!史来克!不要动！ljustreallyneedtomakethingsworkwiththisguy.我很想跟他建立友好关系-Didlmiss?-No.Yougotthem.-我错过了？-没有，你打中了Yeah,sure.Nowlet'sgobondwithDaddy.当然，我们跟老爸努力建立关系Now,yeogre,prayformercyfrom...你这个怪物，赶快求饶Well,well,well,Donkey.驴子Puss...inBoots!鞋猫剑客lknowitwaskindofatendermomentbackthere,butthepurring?我知道他温柔动人不过故意发出噪音？l'llkillthatcat!我要宰了那只猫What?lain'tpurring.你讲什么？我没乱吵-[chuckles]Hairball.-Oh!Thatisnasty!-毛球！-真恶心Sure.What'snext?Ahug?下来拥抱吗？Whatshouldwedowithhim?我们拿他怎么办？Hey,Shrek.Donkeysdon'tpurr.Whatdoyouthinklam,somekindofa...驴子不会那样，你以为我是什么呢Taketheswordandneuterhim.GivehimtheBobBarkertreatment.我看我们拿了剑把他当场解决像电视上那样解决他Ha-ha!Fearme,ifyoudare!有胆就怕我！Oh,no!Porfavor!Please!妈妈呀!不要！[hisses]Look!Alittlecat.看，一只小猫limploreyou!ltwasnothingpersonal,Senor.求你!这的确是没有什么私人恩怨-Lookout,Shrek!Hegotapiece!小心，史来克!他有武器lwasdoingitonlyformyfamily.Mymother,sheissick.Andmyfatherlivesoffthegarbage!我这样只是为了母亲，她生着病我父亲靠捡垃圾过日子-lt'sacat,Donkey.Comehere,littlekitty,kitty.一只小猫罢了，小猫咪TheKingofferedmemuchingoldandlhavealitterof

brothers...国王给我了很多黄金，我兄弟多''Ateardropaway.''只需要…一滴眼泪Whoa,whoa,whoa!哇哇哇！Donkey!Thinkofthesaddestthingthat'severhappenedtoyou!Fiona'sfatherpaidyoutodothis?驴子!想想你今生最悲哀的事费欧娜的父亲给你钱让你对付我Aw,man,wheredolbegin?TherichKing?Si.哎哟，让我从哪儿说起呢？富有的国王，没错FirsttherewasthetimethatoldfarmertriedtosellmeforWell,somuchforDad'sroyalblessing.somemagicbeans.不必想皇爸爸的祝福了先是有个老农夫要卖了我换取神奇豆子我至今未能忘怀Don'tfeelbad.AlmosteverybodythatmeetsyouwantstokillThenthisfoolhadapartyyou.然后这笨蛋跑去派对别难过了其实每个人见了你都想杀你andhehavethegueststryingtopinthetailonme.Gee,thanks.所有的客人都想在我身上钉尾巴谢谢了Thentheygotdrunkandstartbeatingmewithastick,goingMaybeFionawould'vebeenbetteroffiflweresomesortof''Pinata!!''PrinceCharming.喝醉后用棍子打我还喊“品尼亚大”也许费欧娜有了白马王子会更幸福Whatisapinata,anyway?That'swhattheKingsaid.“品尼亚大”是什么意思？没错，国王也是这么说No,Donkey!lneedyoutocry!Oh,uh...sorry.lthoughtthatquestionwasdirectedatme.不，驴子，我要你哭抱歉我以为那个问题是要我回答的Don'tgoprojectingonme.lknowyou'refeelingbad,butyouShrek,Fionaknowsyou'ddoanythingforher.gotto...费欧娜知道你会为她赴汤蹈火不要拿我当你的出气筒我知道你难过，但是你要自己Well,it'snotlikelwouldn'tchangeiflcould.Youlittle,hairy,litter-lickingsackof...我也不是完全不能变你这个只会舔垃圾的毛球ljust...ljustwishlcouldmakeherhappy.What?Isiton?Isiton?我只是希望能让她幸福什么？这个开着吗？Holdthephone...ThisisFairyGodmother.等等我是神仙教母''Happiness.''I'meitherawayfrommydeskorwithaclient.幸福要么不在要么有客户

Butifyoucomebytheoffice,we'llbegladtomakeyouanappointment.你想来我办公室很高兴于您预约时间-真的？我们要留下他-你说什么？Listen.He'spurring!听着，他在戏哩呼噜Havea''happyeverafter.''-Oh,sonowit'scute.-Comeon,Donkey.Lightenup.祝您幸福快乐-蛮可爱的-算了，驴子，轻松点Areyouupforalittlequest,Donkey?Lightenup?lshouldlightenup?Lookwho'stellingwhoto你准备征战了吗？lightenup!轻松？我应该轻松看看是谁在要我放轻松That'smorelikeit!ShrekandDonkey,onanotherwhirlwindadventure!Lightenup?lshouldlightenup?Lookwho'stellingwhoto这还差不多史来克和驴子的另一场探险lightenup!轻松？我应该轻松看看是谁在要我放轻松*Ain'tnostoppin'usnow!Whoo!We'reonthemove!谁也不能阻止我们我们开始行动了Shrek!史来克-Stop,Ogre!lhavemisjudgedyou.-Jointheclub.We'vegotjackets.AtQ~7*,kx7tm、.Z-44*.kxz~7*ZZ->-p-r-rfr"~rT■亠5Shrek?r-l-t-够了，怪物!我错怪了你-一起来，我们有外套史来克Onmyhonor,lamobligedtoaccompanyyouuntillhaveThey'rebothfestive,aren'tthey?savedyourlife两个都有佳节气氛不胜荣幸我很高兴陪伴你，直至拯救你生命Whatdoyouthink,Harold?asyouhavesparedmemine.你说呢，哈洛？因为你放过我一次Um...Yes,yes.Fine.Fine.Thepositionofannoyingtalkinganimalhasalreadybeentaken.都好抱歉多嘴多舌的动物位置已经被占领了Trytoatleastpretendyou'reinterestedinyourdaughter'sweddingball.Let'sgo,Shrek.Shrek?哪怕假装对女儿的婚礼舞会感兴趣也好我们走，史来克！史来克？Honestly,Lillian,ldon'tthinkitmatters.-Shrek!-Aw,comeon,Donkey.Lookathim...老实说，莉雅我并不觉得有什么意义来吧，驴子，你看他Howdoweknowtherewillevenbeaball?inhisweelittleboots.怎么会知道要开舞会呢？穿着小靴子Mom.Dad.Youknow,howmanycatscanwearboots?Honestly.妈妈，爸爸几个猫会穿这种小靴子？-Oh,hello,dear.-What'sthat,Cedric?Right!Coming.-Let'skeephim!-Saywhat?-你好，亲爱的-你说什么？西德里克？

他？Mom,haveyouseenShrek?-对，来了-妈妈，你看到史莱克没有？Youknow,youdidn'texactlyrollouttheWelcomeWagon.你也没有铺红地毯来迎接他lhaven't.Youshouldaskyourfather.没有，你应该去问你爸爸Well,whatdidyouexpect?Lookatwhathe'sdonetoyou.你还要怎样？看他把你弄成什么样子了？Besureandusesmallwords,dear.He'salittleslowthismorning.Shreklovesmeforwholam.用词尽量简单，他今早有点迟钝史来克爱我-Canlhelpyou,YourMajesty?-Ah,yes!Um...lwouldthinkyou'dbehappyforme.-需要帮忙吗，陛下？-不错我以为你会为我咼兴Mmm!Exquisite.Whatdoyoucallthisdish?Darling,l'mjustthinkingaboutwhat'sbestforyou.精美细致，这道菜叫什么？亲爱的，我不过在想什么对你取好Thatwouldbethedog'sbreakfast,YourMajesty.Maybeyoushoulddothesame.那是狗儿的早餐，陛下也许你也应该想想Ah,yes.Verygood,then.Carryon,Cedric.No,really?非常好，继续，西德里克不，真的？-Dad?Dad,haveyouseenShrek?-No,lhaven't,dear.Oh,no.That'stheoldKeebler'splace.Let'sbackawayslowly.-爸爸，你见到史来克了吗？-没有，他肯定跑出去找个不!那疋精灵的小屋子赶快悄悄走开l'msurehejustwentofftolookforanice...mudholetocoolThat'stheFairyGodmother'scottage.downin.那是神仙教母的屋子泥洞钻进去冷静头脑She'sthelargestproducerofhexesandpotionsinthewholeYouknow,afteryourlittlespatlastnight.kingdom.你们昨晚吵过嘴她是本王国最大的魔法和毒液制造商Oh.Youheardthat,huh?Thenwhydon'twepopinthereforaspell?Ha-ha!Spell!你听到了？我们不如进去拜访她Thewholekingdomheardyou.[PussinBoots]Hemakesmelaugh.乖女儿，整个王国都听见了真会惹人笑lmean,afterall,itisinhisnaturetobe...Hi.l'mheretoseethe...其实，这就是他的本性你好，我是来见well,abitofabrute.TheFairyGodmother.l'msorry.Sheisnotin.是有点兽性神仙教母抱歉，她不在Him?Jerome!CoffeeandaMonteCristo.Now!

杰罗姆，马上给我送咖啡和三文治[giggles]Naughty!淘气Yes,FairyGodmother.Rightaway.是，神仙教母，马上就来Apinchofpassion.一撮热情Look,she'snotseeinganyclientstoday,OK?她今天不见任何客户Andjustahintof...还有一点点That'sOK,buddy.We'refromtheunion.没关系，我们是工会来的lust!淫欲Theunion?工会？-[Shrek]Excuseme.-[gasps]Sorrytobargeinlikethis...抱歉这么粗鲁闯进来Werepresenttheworkersinallmagicalindustries,bothevilandbenign.WhatinGrimm'snameareyoudoinghere?我们代表所有神奇工业的工人邪恶和仁慈你们到底想搞什么名堂？Oh!Oh,right.Well,好的其实Areyoufeelingatalldegradedoroppressed?itseemsthatFiona'snotexactlyhappy.Oh-ho-ho!你有受到剥削的感觉吗？费欧娜好像并不那么开心Uh...alittle.Wedon'tevenhavedental.Andthere'ssomequestionastowhythatis?有一点，我们都没有牙医福利有些问题是需要澄清的Theydon'tevenhavedental.Well,let'sexplorethat,shallwe?他们没有牙医福利那么我们一起来找出原因吧Okay,we'lljusthavealookaround.Ah.P,P,P...Princess.Cinderella.我们先看看再说公主，灰姑娘Oh.Bytheway.lthinkit'dbebetteriftheFairyGodmotherHereweare.''Livedhappilyeverafter.''Oh...didn'tknowwewerehere.快乐幸福地生活对了，最好是神仙教母[laughs]Noogres!-Knowwhatl'msaying?Huh?-Huh?Huh?Huh?没有怪物不知道我们在此，明白吗？Let'ssee.SnowWhite.-Stopit.-Ofcourse.Gorightin.白雪公主-停下！-当然，马上进去Ahandsomeprince.Oh,noogres.Adropofdesire.有一位英俊王子，没有怪物一滴欲望SleepingBeauty.Oh,noogres!

睡美人，也没有怪物GetyourfineCorinthianfootwearandyourcatcheeksoutofmyface!Man,thatstinks!HanselandGretel?No!Thumbelina?No.穿上你的高级皮靴子别拿你的臭脸在我脸上擦来擦去汉斯与葛莉泰？没有！拇指姑娘？没有Youdon'texactlysmelllikeabasketofroses.TheGoldenBird,theLittleMermaid,PrettyWoman...黄金鸟，美人鱼，小妇人你也不是像鲜花一样香-Well,oneofthesehasgottohelp.-lwasjustconcoctingthisNo,no,no,no,no!全都没有veryplan!-总得有人帮忙-我只是在协调这个计划Yousee,ogresdon'tlivehappilyeverafter.怪物没有幸福生活的故事Alreadyourmindsarebecomingone.我们已经两脑合一了Allright,look,lady!好吧，夫人Whoa,whoa.哇哇哇！Don'tyoupoint...thosedirtygreensausagesatme!不许你拿着肮脏爪子指我！lfweneedanexpertonlickingourselves,we'llgiveyouacall.需要找人舔身子我们会给你打电话YourMonteCristoandcoffee.您的三文治和咖啡Shrek,thisisabadidea.史莱克，这是个坏主意Oh!Sorry.抱歉Look.Makeyourselfusefulandgokeepwatch.别当废物，做点有用的事Ah...that'sokay.Wewerejustleaving.没事，反正我们要走了Puss,doyouthinkyoucouldgettothoseontop?鞋猫，你能够着上面的东西吗？Verysorrytohavewastedyourtime,MissGodmother.抱歉浪费了您的时间，教母Noproblema,boss.lnoneofmyninelives,没问题，老板Just...go.赶快走！lwasthegreatcatburglarofSantiagodeCompostela.Ha-ha-ha-ha!在我今生九条命里我是西班牙最厉害的猫盗匪Comeon,guys.来吧！Shrek,areyouoffyournut?史来克，你疯了？TGlF,eh,buddy?还好今天是星期五，对吧？Donkey,keepwatch.驴子，继续放哨Workinghardorhardlyworking,eh,Mac?努力工作要么就不工作Keepwatch?Yeah,l'llkeepwatch.放哨？我会放哨“药房”l'llwatchthatwickedwitchcomeandwhammyaworldofhurt

upyourbackside.我会看着邪恶的巫婆下来说不定打痛你的屁股Hurry!快点！l'lllaugh,too.I'llbegigglingtomysel