原创《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》英语话剧

原创?赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷?英语话剧

演员:p:pirate-grandson.m:mother.

f:father.k:king-grandpa.

旁白:thereare4membersinafamily,pirate,a7-year-oldnaughtyboy.hismummyisabeautifulwhite-collarworker.hisdad,andylauisafamoussinger,andhisdeargrandpa,kingisakindlyoldman.pirateloveshisgrandpamost,becausekingisveryspoilinghim.hehateshisparents.franklyspeaking,heisafraidofthem,becausetheyareverystrictwithhim..

正剧：(p,k出场)

p:oldking,openthetv,iwanttoseetomandjerry.ilovethatmouse.quick!notime!ican’twaitanothersecond.

k:ohdear!inearlyforgetit.don’tworry,iopenitrightnow.(作开电视状)

p:haha!it’sreallyfunny!tomissogood!(作快乐状)

ohno!“theend!〞whereistom?ihatetheend!(摔电视机，作极度气愤状)oldking!?(对k吼)

k：oh,whatapitydog!(作左顾右盼状)yourparentsarenothere,andwecanchangeanotherone,ourbravepirate,justtellme.i’msureyourdemandwillbesatisfied.(作充满自信状)

p：really!ok!now,let’swatchcaribbeanpirates!

k:humm,no,it’sunfitforyou……(作犹豫状)

p:ijustlikethisfilm,oldking,youtelllies.youdon’tkeepyourpromise.〔作气愤欲泣状〕

k;ohyes,iplayitforyou.(作为难状)butpleasebequite,i’mafraidyourparentswoundnotlikeusdoingthese.

p:don’ttellsomuch!ihavebeenanadultmanof7yearsold.ipromiseittoyou.(作自豪自信状)

k：ok.(作舒心，抚慰状)

p:fighthim,killhim.throwthesebadguysintothesea……(高声喊)

k:xu……..(作禁声状).rememberyourpromise,youngadultman.

p:oh?whatpromise?ihaveforgottenit.(作天经地义状)

k:oh?!youareright〔作理解状，因为pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔〕

p:oldking.igiveyouanhonorablemission.(作自豪状)bemyhorse,andiwillrideonyourback,let’shelpthesepeopleindangeroussituation,justlikeabraveknight.(作英勇状)

k:what!rideonmyback!beyourhorse!!(作惊异状)

p:yes,yourhearingisverygood,anyquestion?(作假设无其事状)

k:no,no,soundagoodidea!verygood!youareabravepirate.noweonmyback.(作无奈状)

p:(作快乐状，作跃上马背状)hei!let’sgo!killallthosebadmen.quick!runquick!.......(意气风发状)

〔m,f携手进场〕:

p:oh,mygod!mummy,daddy!(a,d作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

m:dad,whatareyoudoing!?naughtypirate,isn’tyourtrick!?(作气愤状)

p:〔作阳痿状〕mummy,it’snotmyfault.oldkingletmemassagehisback.heihei(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

m:idon’tbelieveit.(作严肃状)dad,isn’treallythat?(询问k)

k:yes,ofcourse,ican’timageachildonly5yearold,canmassagesogood.oh…….(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

m:really.idon’tbelievethelitterpiratecanmassage,whotaughthim.(作疑心状)dear,isn’tyou?

f:no,ihaven’t,butidecidetoenjoyhismassageanotherday,doyouthinkso,dear?

m:yes,reallyagoodsuggestion.

〔p，d作惊慌状。a：发抖，d：挥汗)

〔p挡着电视怕被m、f发现，k也为p作掩饰〕

p:mummy,doyoufeelalittlecold?

k:yes,icanfeelit.(边挥汗边说冷)

m:no,it’ssummer.reallyhot,doyoucatchcold?

p:no,no,justmyfeeling.(更加发抖，一不小心被b看到了电视)

m:pirate,what’sbehindyou?(疑问状)

p:oh,nothing,nothing!(作惊慌状)

m:moveaway.littlepirate!(作气愤状)

p:ohno!thestormwille.(捂脸作害怕状)

m:caribbeanpirate!what’sabadfilm!littlepirate!?(气愤状)

p:mummy,isurrender.(作投降状)

m:daddy,thisfilmisunfitforhim,itisfullofkilling，forceandnegativepassion,anditwilllethimbeebad!

k:iknowthat,butimeattolethimwatchtomandjerryandhelikeitverymuch.yes?pirate?(想转移话题与pirate站在同一战线)

p:yes,averyclevermouseandastupidcat.(作博学状)

m:dad,don’tlethimwatchsomuchtv,itwastesalotoftime,anditisbadforhiseyesight.hemaybeeshort-sighted.(诚恳状)

k:iknowthedisadvantage.buttvalsoteacheshimalotofthingswhichhecan’tlearnfrombooks,suchassurvivalabilityandmunicationskills.(中气缺乏状，因为理由不充分)

m:justthoseforce,fightingandcheat?(置疑状)

p:mummy,iapologizethatihavecheatedyou.(诚恳状)iwon’tdothatnexttime.canyouforgivemethistime,mummy.(做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)

m:pickuptrick.itdoesn’tworkthistime.(义正言辞状)

p:mummy,notnexttime,ok?(作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情)

(m不理p)

m:dad.iknowyoulovelittlepirateverymuch,butithinkyoushouldchoosetherightway.spoilingisnottruelove.it’sthepoisoninhoney.(作严肃状)

f:yes,dad,piratehasalotofthingstodo.weshouldbehisguide,nottocarryouteverythinghesaid.wecanbringhimtothelibrarytoseewhatbooksattracthimmost.wecanhelphimtodevelophisinterest,shapehispersonality,andimprovehisintelligenceandsoon.ithinkit’stherightwaytoloveourlittlepirate.doyouthinkso,dear?(很理智，明晰状)

m:it’sjustwhatiwanttosay.(赞同状)

f:ok,ishouldchangemywayoflovinghim.ishouldlethimdohisownthingandbehisguide.(作彻悟状)

p:oh,somuchtimehaspassed.ieagertogotowashroom,ican’tbearit.(捂小腹，作难受状)

k:ok,igotobringthepaper,don’tworry!i’llacpanywithyou.(作习惯性状，因为pirate的大小便通常都由king主管)

m、f：no,lethimdothathimself,andbehisguide.(同声提醒k)

k:oh,yes,littlepirate,it’syourjobnow,nobodycanhelp.youshoulddoityo