初中幽默英语演讲稿3篇

1、演讲稿是一种实用性比拟强的文体。是为演讲准备的书面材料。小编为大家整理了初中幽默英语演讲稿3篇，欢送大家阅读。初中幽默英语演讲稿篇1Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town."Lets go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We havent been anywhere for a long time."Ma

2、tt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but Im not going to spend much money. Well look at things, but we wont buy anything. "They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matts wi

3、fe wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane."Fun flights!" the notice said, " $ 10 for 10 minutes.Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didnt want to have to pay for his wif

4、e, as well."Ive only got $ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasnt selling many tickets, so he said, "Ill make a bargain with you. If your wife doesnt scream or shout, she can have a free flight."Matt agreed, and got into the small

5、airplane with his wife.The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. your wife didnt make a sound. She can have her ride free.""Thank you," Matt said. "It wasnt easy for

6、her, you know, especially when she fell out."初中幽默英语演讲稿篇2Love Your Mother爱你的母亲Why are you crying, a young boy asked his Mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈."Because I'm a woman," she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他."I don't understand," he said.我不明白.他答复His Mom just hugged him and said,"An

7、d you never will, but that's O.K.".妈妈拥抱了他说,"你永远也不会明白,但没关系."Later the little boy asked his father,"Why does Mom seem to cry for no reason?".后来小男孩问他的父亲"妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?""All women cry for no reason," was all his Dad could say."所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣"

8、;,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的.The little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.Finally he put in a call to God and when God got back to him, he asked "God, why do women cry so easily?"最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问"上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?"GOD answered.上帝答复:"When I

9、made woman,I decided she had to be special.I made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,made her arms gentle enough to give comfort."当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承当整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去抚慰他人.I gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectionthat many

10、 times will comeeven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子.I gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickneand fatigue withoutcomplaining.我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时

11、候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言.I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all yanjianggao/ircumstances. Even when her child has hurt her badly.She has the very special power to make a child's boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenager's anxieties and fears.我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的

12、孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候.她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到抚慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧.I gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand I fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错.我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏.I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes

13、tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚决的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心.For all of this hard work,I also gave her a tear to shed.It is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness.When you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all

14、she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处.当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到抚慰.She is special!Please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,sisters, and special w

15、omen in their lives.她是独特的!请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人， 有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人.But, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.Each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物.每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松.L

16、ove your Mother Always永远爱你的母亲，and keep her Smiling并且使她微笑常在初中幽默英语演讲稿篇3One of the most popular hobbies among people is reading books. More and more people spend their spare time in reading the books they are interested in.There are so many books in the world that it is impossible for any one to read a

17、ll of them, even if he spends his whole life in reading. Before we start reading, we should find out whether it is valuable for us to read.Reading good books is one of the greatest pleasures in life. It can enrich our knowledge. It makes us learn lots of things we did not previously know. We can be

18、aware of what had happened in the past as well as what is happening in the present time. The more books we read, the more knowledge we get. No matter how much education we receive or how much expensive we have, we can not become a full man unless we keep reading.Reading bad books will lead you to a

19、wrong way and prevents you from progressing. Its worse than reading nothing. So we know how important it is to read good books.book can be read at random time if you have leisure, and there never be a time limitation. Also, you can read a book to achieve a more really history. Through a book, you can communicate with its author without others transmission. All these rarely can be easily achieved by a television.Furthermore, book is a treasure t