【长一点的英语笑话大全】 英语短笑话大全 爆笑

1、【长一点的英语笑话大全】 英语短笑话大全 爆笑 在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以体现自己的语言水平,还可以提升个人魅力。细心收集了长一点的英语笑话，供大家观赏学习! 长一点的英语笑话：dont you like any of our colours today? mrs. green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on saturday and bought her food. she did not drive fast，because she wa

2、s old，but she drove well and never hit anything. sometimes her grandchildren said to her，please dont drive your car，grandmother. we can take you to the shops. but she always said，no，i like driving. ive driven for fifty years，and im not going to stop now. last saturday she stopped her car at some tra

3、ffic-lights because they were red，and then it did not start again. the lights were green，then yellow，then red， then green again，but her car did not start. what am i going to do now? she said. but then a policeman came and said to her kindly，good morning. dont you like any of our colours today? 格林太太八

4、十岁了。她有一辆小型轿车，每逢星期六她总是开着这辆车去购买食品。 由于年纪大了，格林太太车子开得不快，不过她开车技术很高，从来没有出过事。有时她的孙子孙女们对她说：奶奶，您别开车了，我们可以送您去商店。 但她总是说：不，我喜爱开车。我已经开了五十年了，现在还不想撒手。 上星期六，她观察交通灯是红色就刹住了车。后来车子熄火了。交通灯由绿色转为黄色，然后转为红色，又转变为绿色，可她的车子还是发动不起来。 现在我该怎么办呢?她说。 这时一位警察走过来，和气地对她说：早上好，今日交通灯的颜色没有一样您喜爱吗? 长一点的英语笑话：开窗 a gentleman was sitting quietly in

5、 a first-class compartment. two ladies got in. one of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitting down.open it again, said the second lady, ill die of suffocation(窒息，闷死) if there is no fresh air.i wont open it, said the first lady, ill die of cold if the window is open.a querrel

6、 started, and it continued until the gentleman spoke:lets have the window shut until this lady has died of suffocation, and then we can have it open until this lady has died of cold. after that it will be nice and quiet in here again. 解决问题的好方法 一位绅士正悄悄地坐在头等包厢里，有两位女士走了进来。其中一位见窗户开着，就在落坐之前把窗户把窗户打开，其次位女士

7、说道，假如没有新奇空气，我会被憋死的。 不能打开，第一位说道，假如它开着，我会被冻死的。 一场争吵开头，没完没了，直到那位绅士开口： 我们先让窗户关着，直到把这位女士憋死，然后再打开窗户，直到把这位女士冻死。那以后，这儿就可以复原安静了。 长一点的英语笑话：跳板 the cruise ship my friend was working on docked(停驻) at a mexican port during a very high tide. everyone on board was forced to use the ships narrow gangplank(跳板，踏板) as

8、a passageway to the dock far below.the staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70s appear at the top of the plank(厚木板，支架) . there wasnt room for anyone to assist her, so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely, to everyones relief. as she stepped down, she turned, looked

9、 back at the top of the plank and shouted, its okay, mother, you can come down now. 长一点的英语笑话：my husband will be home soon a married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard. oh james, i like your beard, but i would really love to see your handsome face. james replie

10、d, my wife loves this beard, i couldnt possibly do it, she would kill me! oh please? the girlfriend asked again, in a *y little voice. oh really, i cant, he replies.my wife loves this beard! the girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. that night james crawls into bed with his

11、wife while she was sleeping. the wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies oh michael, you shouldnt be here, my husband will be home soon! 我丈夫立刻就要回来了 一个已婚男人去访问他的女伴侣时，女伴侣要求他剃去胡须。 噢，詹姆斯，我喜爱你的胡子，但我更喜爱看到你英俊的面孔。 詹姆斯回答说，我的妻子喜爱我的胡子，所以我不行能剃掉它，否则她会杀了我的。 噢，我求你了，女伴侣用一种低沉的、性感的声音又一次说道。 可是，我不能，他回答道，我的妻子喜爱这胡子。