破产姐妹第一季第一集剧本.docx

Max Black: 来自低下阶层的女侍应，亦为一位纽约名流作保姆。现实主义、大胆且喜爱讽刺别人。能烤得一手好的纸杯蛋糕。Caroline Channing: 来自富裕家庭的女侍应，推销员。但后来父亲破产，被迫到一无人识的小镇去做女侍应。Earl: 餐厅收银员Oleg: 餐厅厨师Han Lee:餐厅老板M:Earl!厄尔Imadeyourfavorite,redvelvet.我做了你最爱的红丝绒蛋糕E:Mylittlecupcakebroughtmeacupcake.我的蛋蛋妹给我带来了小蛋糕Letmepayyouforthat.我还是把钱给你吧M:Oh,no,no.Itsonthehouse.不用,我请客Itsyourbirthday.你生日嘛Howoldareyougonnabe?过完生日要几岁了啊E:75.七十五岁E:Max,Max,bignews.麦克斯，麦克斯，大新闻ThenewbossfiredthatRussianwaitress,Paulina.新老板炒了俄国妞宝莲娜H:Hellotoday.Ihavepaycheckforyou.早安,我带了你的工资来M:Ineedtotalktoyou.YoufiredPaulina,Han?我有话问你，你炒了宝莲娜吗，阿憨H:IamnolongerHanLee.我已经不叫李憨了IhavenewAmericanname我取了新的英文名字M:Bryce?小笼YournameisBryceLee?你改名叫李小笼啊Wait,wait,um,um,um.等等，等一下Donthireanewwaitress,okay?别再招新人来了，好吗Ivebeendoingalltheworkanyway,反正活儿总是我全包andIreallycouldusetheextramoney.让我多拿一份工资补贴家计吧H:Youneedhelp.你需要帮手M:No,Idont. H:Everyoneneedhelpsometimes.不用。谁都需要帮手M:Idont.Ivebeenwaitingmywholelife,okay?我不用，我当了一辈子的侍应Ivewaitedontables,Ivewaitedinbars,在餐厅、酒吧都做过侍应H:Ialreadyhirenewwaitress.我已经雇新人了SheworkinalltoprestaurantsinManhattan.她以前在曼哈顿顶级餐厅工作过IgaveherPaulinasuniform.我都把宝莲娜的制服给她了C:Mr.Lee,nottocomplain,李先生，有点事情想问问butIthinksomeoneworethisuniformbeforeme,这件制服好像有人穿过了呢likerightbeforeme.而且是刚刚才穿过IsitpossiblethatIcouldgetanotherone?可不可以帮我换一件全新的呀Maybeonethatsalittlelessmoist.换件没这么湿漉漉的Alsothismustardcolordoesntreallygowithmyskintone,另外，我的肤色跟黄芥末色不太搭Andthesevariousotherstains,andsmells.跟这各式污渍异味更是不搭So.所以Ithinkitdbebetterforeveryone,为了大家includingmyimmunesystem,以及我的免疫系统着想ifIjustkeeponwearingwhatImwearing,我就穿自己这身就好了andnottheapron,causethisischanel.那件就省了，我这身可是香奈儿Sothankyou,感谢聆听andletswaitress.本小姐要上岗啦M:Whateverthatis,这娇娇女明显就是itdoesnotbelonginthisdiner.来错地方打错工了ItbelongsinashowonBravo.她应该去演电视H:Butsheblonde,hairsoshiny,她是金发妞金发闪闪goodforbusiness.有助财源广进啊M:Wheredoyouevenfindthesepeople?你都去哪找到这些歪瓜裂枣的啊H:Youtrainher,Iamboss.你去训练她，我可是老板Daboss.老板中的老板M:Fine,butmakeherweartheuniform.好，那你先去命令她穿上制服Imonlygonnasaythisonce,sopayattention.我就说一回,仔细听C:ImCaroline,bytheway.AndyoureMax?我是卡洛琳,你叫麦克斯,对吗M:Dontgetattached.先别建立感情O:Hey,sexywoman.哟，性感辣妹Youlooksoprettytoday.今儿个性感动人啊Youlooksob