圣诞节英语话剧剧本.doc

圣诞节英语话剧剧本：LOVE AT CHRISMAS EVE爱在平安夜地点：圣诞老人住所前人物：三头驯鹿，即林登（Linden），大胆不羁，敢于带头，天性狡猾。斯科特（Scott），墙头草，常与林登站在统一战线上，一起排斥贝克。贝克（Baker），善良，常常看不惯林登的所作所为。特点是长得胖。场景：圣诞老人住所前道具：房子，一块写着“For Sale”的牌子。ACT ONE第一幕Voiceover: As the financial crisis is sweeping across the world, The Santa Claus who used to be rich became so pool recently. For him, its doubt how to celebrate the Christmas Eve tonight. Look, his three reindeers are walking in front of the house. Lets listen to what they will say.旁白：随着金融危机席卷全球，向来出手阔绰的圣诞老人也变得窘迫起来了。今年的平安夜将如何度过，这对于圣诞老人来说，无疑是一个伤脑筋的问题。看，他那三头驯鹿正在家门口散步呢，让我们来听听它们会透露些什么。Linden: I hope to eat turkey!Scott: Oh, darling, tonight is Christmas Eve, not Thanksgiving Day. Were stars tonight!Linden: Star? No, no, tonight the stars are those kids and that guy - the boss. You know, we havent touched meat since last Thanksgiving Day. Now, everyday eats potato, and potato and potato, I hate potato! Now anything is turkey in my eyes. You, and you, are all turkeys. Oh, my turkey.Baker: Youre crazy!Linden: I cant bear it any more, so, I plan my job hopping.Baker: You? Job hopping? Serve Obama, I believe he has never eaten a reindeer.Linden: Shut up! You fatty!Scott: Linden is right. Boss owes us so much salary, moreover, I have a big family to support. I think we should take a measure by now. We need to get a life, a classy life.Baker: But its due to the financial crisis.Linden: Stop!Scott: Sh boss is coming. 林登：我想吃火鸡！斯科特：噢，亲爱的，今天是平安夜，不是感恩节，今天我们是主角！林登：不，不，今天的主角是那些孩子还有老板（圣诞老人）那家伙。你要知道，自从去年感恩节，我们就一直没有吃过肉。现在每天都是薯条，除了薯条还是薯条，我讨厌薯条。现在我的眼里全是火鸡。（指着斯科特）你，（指着贝克）还有你，全是火鸡。（说完，上前一把抓住贝克的手臂咬了一口）噢，我的火鸡。贝克：（一把推开林登）你疯了！林登：我受够了，所以，我决定跳槽。（说完从背后取出一块牌子，上面写着“For Sale”）贝克：你跳槽？到奥巴马那吧，我相信他从未尝过鹿肉。林登：住嘴，你这死胖子。斯科特：（冷静地分析了一下）林登说得对，老板欠了我们好几个月的工资，何况咱上有老下有小，我想我们是时候采取进一步的措施了。（停顿一会儿，望着天幕）我们需要的是生活，有品位的生活。贝克：可是这都是金融危机惹的祸（被打断）林登：住嘴！斯科特：（听到背后似乎有声响）嘘老板来了。（林登急忙把胸前的牌子藏起来）ACT TWO第二幕Voiceover: The Santa Claus is coming to us. Oh, I have never seen such a pool Santa Claus. Have a look, he is so pool that only has an egg. Oh, my dear, Let me bless you in the name of Jesus.旁白：圣诞老人向我们走来了，噢，我从来没有见过如此窘迫的圣诞老人，你看，他穷得只剩下一颗蛋了，噢，可怜的孩子，我代表耶稣对他表示无限的同情。Santa Claus: Year, look into my bag. There just leaves an egg, and thats my breakfast today. But God just made only a Santa Claus. My dear kids! Hey! Boys! Go to work, its our day. 圣诞老人：是啊，看看我的礼物袋（将礼物袋口面向观众），只剩下一个鸡蛋了，而且还是我今天早上吃早饭的时候节约下来的。但是谁叫这世上只有一个圣诞老人呢？可怜的孩子们啊！ （面向驯鹿）嘿，伙计们，照常开工吧！（这时，驯鹿们正在交头接耳，似乎在密谋些什么事情。听到圣诞老人的招唤，懒散地起身准备工作）ACT THREE第三幕旁白：圣诞老人坐上了车子，开始降临人间，但是他万万没有想到，麻烦才刚刚开始，他的车子挂到了树上（同时打开照明设备）Santa Claus: Oh, my lady gaga!Policeman: Ser, please show me your driving license.Santa Claus: What? My driving license? But Im, Im just a Santa Claus.Policeman: I know, everybody can guess it through your dress. And you are a kind old man. But its important that, your driving license.Santa Claus: No, Im just a simple Santa Claus.Policeman: Oh, its so serious. Destroy public property. Whats your name?Santa Claus: Santa Claus.Policeman: Santa Claus? Year, I know you, since I was a baby. Is the sled yours in the tree?Santa Claus: Yes.Policeman: Are you sure you havent had a drink?Santa Claus: Year, my mum never allow it.Policeman: OK. Very good boy. Ill detain your sled. Tonight is Christmas Eve, you can dress up as a Santa Claus, but your sled should be parked in yourown garden, not in the tree. And, take your pets to go back home. They will scare kids.Happy Christmas Eve!Santa Claus: Happy Christmas Eve.圣诞老人：噢，我的天啊。警察：（走过来，并不知道对方是真的圣诞老人）先生，请出示您的驾照。（这时，林登和斯科特在圣诞老人背后暗喜，互相击掌庆贺）圣诞老人：驾照？但我只是一个圣诞老人。警察：是的，你是一个和蔼可亲的老人。但关键是，您没有驾照？圣诞老人：没有。我只是一个普通的圣诞老人。警察：（低吟）噢，太严重了。（同时拿出一个本子和笔，用笔在本子上写东西，再次低吟）破坏公物。你叫什么名字？圣诞老人：Santa Claus。警察：Santa Claus？（诧异，打量圣诞老人，依然坚持认为他是市民装扮的圣诞老人，并用开玩笑的口气）噢，我知道你，我从小就认识你。（抬起脸打量挂在树上车子）挂在树上的车子是你的？圣诞老人：是的。警察：你确定你没喝酒？圣诞老人：是的，我的职业从来不允许我喝酒。警察：好的，车子我扣留下来了。今晚是平安夜，你可以假扮圣诞老人，但你的车子应该停在你们家花园里，而不是挂在树上，还有，（指着三头驯鹿）把你的宠物们带回家，它们的样子会吓到孩子的。（驯鹿们互相看看了对方，相当气愤） 平安夜快乐！圣诞老人：（眼看东西被扣留，无奈地摊开双手）平安夜快乐ACT FOUR 第四幕Voiceover: The crows have broken up in the cold midnight. Santa Claus and the reindeers are walking in the street alone. They have no sleds, no food, they just have sorrow and hunger.旁白：寒冷的午夜，庆贺圣诞的人潮已经退去，圣诞老人和他的宠物们孤单地走在马路上，他们没有了车子，没有食物，他们只有难过和饥饿（这时，聚光灯照向他们。背景音乐：寒风呼啸）Baker: I hate Franklin Raines!Linden: I hate all the Americans!Linden: No, its my fault.Voiceover: On the other side of the road. A little match-girl is also walking forward. She has no hat, no gloves, and no sweater. She just has a couple of large slippers and a pile of matches. She stares at the chicken in the show-window, only finding she didnt touch any food for one day.Little match-girl: Wow Smell so delicious. Who needs match?Little match-girl: Ser, do you need some matches?Little match-girl: It should be so nice if I can use a stick of match from them for warmth. But my dad cant allow me do that. Grandma, I miss you. Where you are? I remember you would give me a warm egg every Christmas Eve in the past. You said the Santa Claus would tuck some gifts into my socks. But, I have no even a pair of socks. How will the Santa Claus get in touch with me?Little match-girl: You areSanta Claus: Year, Im Santa Claus. Oh, my son. Why do you stay in the cold corner by yourself in the midnight? Where are your parents?Little match-girl: ISanta Claus: I see, Im your grandpa. Oh, son, you must be very hungry.Little match-girl: Egg? Its really egg?Santa Claus: Year.Little match-girl: Oh, hooray, I also got a gift from the Santa Claus! My grandpa, are you hungry, too?Santa Claus: No, no, its your only food.Little match-girl: No, I - I have an egg.Santa Claus: Thank you!The reindeers: Thanks!Santa Claus: Son, why dont you eat it?Little match-girl: I want to save it to my mum.Santa Claus: Son, you are my good son!Voiceover: This is a lonely Christmas Eve but be full of love. How can you say a perfect Christmas Eve should be a gifts Christmas Eve? Santa Claus also has a bad time, but a truth tells us: The one is full of love, the one has a full life. Happy Christmas Eve! Happy Christmas!贝克：（垂头丧气）我讨厌富兰克林雷恩斯！（Franklin Raines，金融危机的罪魁祸首）斯科特：我讨厌所有的美国人！（暗指是资本主义制度才是真正的罪魁祸首）林登：不，这都是我的错（指撞树事件）。（这时，聚光灯照向卖火柴的小女孩。）旁白：在马路的另一边，卖火柴的小女孩也在艰难地前进，她没有帽子，没有手套，没有毛衣，她只有一对大大的拖鞋和一堆卖不出去的火柴。她望着橱窗里的烤鸡，才发现自己已经一天都没吃过饭了小女孩：（停住脚步，望着橱窗，做闻了闻状）真香！（摸了摸肚子，继续前行，用无力的声音叫喊着）谁需要火柴小女孩：（这时，一个路人走过，她拉了拉他的衣袖）先生，您需要火柴吗？（马上被路人甩开，路人消失）（这时，照明全开，小女孩失望地在一个角落坐了下来）小女孩：（取出一根火柴，举在脸前，盯着它看）如果我能从这火柴盒里抽出一根取暖，那该多好啊，可是爸爸知道了一定会骂我的。 （将火柴收回，托着下巴）奶奶，我想念您，你在哪里？以前每到平安夜您都会煮一个鸡蛋给我吃。您还说，圣诞老人会把礼物塞到在我的袜子里呢。但是（看看自己的双脚）我连袜子都没有，圣诞老人又怎么会来给我送礼物呢。（圣诞老人和他的驯鹿们路过了，他看到了独自坐在一角的小女孩，