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1、1. Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 答案.Because it makes fat fact!2. Why is the letter E so important? 答案.Because its the begining of everything! 3. Why are the letter G and letter S in gloves close to each other? 答案Because there is love between them! 4. What letter is an animal ? 答案 Its the le
2、tter B! 5. What letter is a question? 答案Its the letter Y! 6. Why is U the jolliest letter? 答案Because its in the midst of fun! 7.How do you feel today? 答案With my hands ,of course! 8. How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 答案Take a longer rope and compare with it! 9. Why do peo
3、ple wish for something they havent got? 答案What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it! 10.What can you tell from Peters record card with extremely poor grades? 答案He didnt cheat! 11. What does everybody do at the same time? 答案 Grow old! 12.What resembles half a pie? 答案 Th
4、e other half! 13. Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 答案Santa Claus 圣诞老人 14. When do people have two mouth? 答案When theres two of them 有两个人时! 15. Why do lions eat raw meat? 答案They dont know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪! 16. How many sides does a circle have? 答案Two. The inside and the outs
5、ide! 17. What animal can jump as high as a tree? 答案All animals,for trees cant jump! 18. How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 答案Sleep at night! 19. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 答案 At the bottom! 20. If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what
6、will it become? 答案Wet! 21. If twos company and threes crowd,whats four and five? 答案 Nine! 22. The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 答案They planted peech trees! 23. The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two
7、.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 答案 He walked in the other direction! 24. What falls often but never gts hurt? 答案Snowflakes! 25. How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his womans disguise? 答案 He passed b
8、y a cosmetics store without looking in the window! 26. Which month has 28 days? 答案Every month has at least 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 答案Ones appetite! 28. where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 答案From a hen! 29. Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000
9、-step stair and was not hurt.why? 答案He fell off the last step! 30. Why do giraffes have long neck? 答案. Because their heads are far from their bodies! 31. How can you make 6 out of three 7s? 答案.easy . 7- 7/7=6! 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5s? 答案 easy. 5+5/5=6! 33.how can you make 1000 out of e
10、ight 8s? 答案easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000! 34. Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds? 答案.Washinton,D.C.! 35. A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 答案The police officer was a lady! 36. Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 答案Because it cant see both side
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