Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第三季第一集完整中英文对照剧本

欲望城市（性♥爰♥专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问）“热情如火’纽约市住着一百万名迷人条件很好的单身汉…NewYorkCity...hometoonemillionexciting,eligible,singlemen...以及四名冷得发抖有点神经质的单身女子andfourcold,andslightlycranky,singlewomen.真好Well,thisisgood.我们正远渡重洋去认识男人We'reactuallycrossingwatertomeetmen.提醒你我不是去斯塔滕岛认识男人的Reminder,I'mnotgoingtoStatenIslandtomeetmen...我是去对他们品头论足Iamgoingtojudgethem.当一个小有名气的人的好处-OnceoftheperksofbeingaminorNewYorkcelebrity...-Alittlehelp,alittlehelp.便是获邀参加大事...isthatyougetinvitedtomajorevents...譬如纽约市消防局年度月历人物选拔liketheFireDepartmentofNewYork'sAnnualCalendarCompetition.去看一些消防员脱掉上衣Thisisanawfullylongwaytogo这一趟路途还真遥远towatchsomefirementaketheirshirtsoff.我特地搭渡轮去看Honey,Tmonthefuckingferry.最好不只看到大胸肌Ibetterseemorethanjustpecs.我快冻僵了Ooh!Tmfreezing!我只是不懂・・・Ijust...Idon'tunderstand比赛为什么不能在曼哈顿的酒吧举♥行♥whytheycouldn'tjustholdthecompetitioninabarinManhattan.我的意思是上东城也有消防员Imean,theyhavefiremenontheUpperEastSidetoo,youknow?没错亲爱的Yes,Iknow,theydo,sweetie.他们只扑灭高级住♥宅♥区的火灾Andtheyonlyputoutthereallytop-notchfires.IfshefallsoverIwillneverstoplaughing.我不确定是冰茶Iwasn'tquitesureifitwastheicedteas还是斯塔滕岛的社交圈压垮了骆驼的背ortheStatenIslanddatingpoolthatbrokethecamefsback,但夏洛特兴奋不已butsomethingsetCharlotteonfire.在上城的陆地上Anduptownondryland...莎曼珊和七月先生的火苗正燃烧SamanthaandMr.Julyhadtheirownfiregoing.你好雄伟强壮You'resobigandstrong!我相信正式的消防局术语是“四声警报器”Ibelievetheofficialfiredepartmenttermisuafouralarmer.H隔天吃早餐时米兰达和我想吃水煮蛋Thenextmorningatbreakfast,MirandaandIwantedpoachedeggs,莎曼珊想跟我们分享细节Samanthawantedtogiveusthejuicydetails,而夏洛特则头痛得要爆♥炸♥了andCharlottewantedtokeepherheadfromexplodingalloverherBurberryraincoat.我告诉你们AndI'mtellingyou,没有男人让我那么湿润过Idon'tthinkaguy'severgottenmethatwet.-把盐传过来-牛奶-Passthesalt.-Milk?让我跟你们说说他的命根子Ladies,letmetellyouabouthiscock.你小声一点好吗？Willyoubequiet?邻桌有小孩子Thepeopleatthenexttablehaveachild.那是他们的选择Well,that*stheirchoice.宿醉小姐说得对LittleMissHangover'sright.Canwe,uh...命根子的话题可以等到鸡尾酒时间再说吗？lightenuponthecocktalktillcocktailtime?好吧我只是想让你们知道那个消防队员Fine.Ijustwantedtoletyouknowthatmyfireman集我所有的幻想于一身waseverybitthefantasyIhadinmind.纽约最棒的男人NewYork'sfinest.・应该是警♥察♥才对•无所谓-Thafscops.-Whatever.我觉得只为「满足幻想便和一个男人上♥床♥是不对的Ithinkit'swrongtosleepwithamanjusttofulfillAcertainfantasy.拜托我们上♥床♥的男人都满足幻想Please,allthemenwesleepwithfulfillacertainfantasy.■或是噩梦•你幻想中的男人要有豪华公♥寓♥-Ornightmare.-YoufantasizeamanwithaParkAvenueapartment和傲人资历andanicebigstockportfolio.对我来说是有大老二的消防队员Forme,it'safiremanwithanicebighose.消防队员为什么这么可爱？-Andwhyarefiremenalwayssofuckingcute?-Mmm!即使当他们不那么可爱时…他们还是很可爱Evenwhenthey'renotthatcute,they'restillcute.第一他们有体重限制Well,firstthere'saweightlimit.第二他们有英雄形象Andsecond,it'stheherothing.看到他在消防车上…Youknow,youseethemuponthattruck.那消防车真性感Mmm!Thattruckishot.赶着去抢救受困的人Hurryingofftosavesomeonetrappedonaburningledgeorsomething.他们的眼神流露出“我是个好人”的讯息Plusthey'vegotthat"Tmagoodguy"lookintheireyes.这是因为女人想要被拯救It'sbecausewomenreallyjustwanttoberescued.三十多岁的独♥立♥单身女子Thereitwas,thesentenceindependent,singlewomenintheir30's永远不该这么想更别提大声说出来areneversupposedtothink,letalonesayoutloud.这是事实I'msorry,butit'strue.我从15岁开始约会FvebeendatingsinceIwas15.我已经筋疲力尽他在哪里？I'mexhausted,whereishe?谁？白马王子？Who,thewhiteknight?那只在童话中才有Thatonlyhappensinfairytales.我的头发好痛Myhairhurts.夏洛特你有没有想过或许我们就是白马王子Charlotte,honey,didyoueverthinkthatmaybewe'rethewhiteknights我们必须自救？andwe'retheonesthathavetosaveourselves?这种想法真令人沮丧Thatissodepressing.是吗？Isit?当天稍晚我思考着童话的事情Laterthatday,Igottothinkingaboutfairytales.万一白马王子永远不出现怎么办？WhatifPrinceCharminghadnevershowedup?白雪公主会一辈子睡在玻璃棺材里吗？WouldSnowWhitehavesleptinthatglasscoffinforever?或者最后她会醒来吐出毒苹果Orwouldshehaveeventuallywokenup,spitouttheapple,找到一份工作购买♥♥保健服务gottenajob,ahealthcarepackage,并靠当地精♥子&hearts银行生个小孩？andababyfromherlocalneighborhoodspermbank?我忍♥不住想Icouldn'thelpbutwonder,是否每个自信工作卖♥♥力的单身女子的内心insideeveryconfident,drivensinglewoman,都有一个敏感脆弱的公主等着被拯救？isthereadelicate,fragileprincessjustwaitingtobesaved?夏洛特说对了吗？WasCharlotteright?女人是否只想被拯救？Dowomenjustwanttoberescued?你星期六做完镭射手术后AndafteryourlasersurgeryonSaturday,需要找另一半或朋友送你回家you*!!needasignificantotherorafriend在这里签名tohelpgetyouhome...Signhere.对某些女人而言拯救的想法是救生艇Whileforsomewomen,theideaofrescuewasaliferaft,对米兰达则是侮辱forMiranda,itwasaninsult.我不需要任何人帮忙我一个人没问题Ireallydon'tneedanybodytohelpme,I'llbefine.你将被注射镇静剂而且视力会有点模糊No,you'llbesedatedandyourvisionwillbeblurred.你需要一个人带你回家上♥床♥休息Youwillneedsomeonetogetyouhomeanduptobed.然后吃两颗安♥眠♥药♥Thenyoutaketwosleepingpills.睡12个小时醒来后你就能看得很清楚了Sleepfor12hours,wakeup,andyou'llbeabletoseeperfectly.我真不敢相信Ican'tbelieveI'mgonnawakeup生平第一次不必戴眼镜或隐形眼镜andbeabletoseeclearlywithoutglassesorcontacts我醒来后就能看得很清楚forthefirsttimeinmylife.相信吧Believeit.医生把眼球割开然后把它往上翻Andthentheyslityoureyeballopenandflipupthetop.好恶心Oh,man,gross.史蒂夫就这样往上翻…我的眼睛Steve,itjustflipsrightup,flip,myeye!好别说了Okay,okay,stop.小小的镭射刀一划…Thislittlebladecutsit...像葡萄的顶端Just...Likethetopofagrape.听起来很恐怖Thatsoundsprettybad.你要我去握着你的手吗？Youwantmetocomedownandholdyourhand?我没事我不需要别人握着我的手I'mfine,Idonotneedanyonetoholdmyhand.我不是说你需要别人Jeez,Tmnotsayingyouneedanyone,我只是想在那里陪你I'djustliketobethere.协助你之类的Tohelpyou,whatever.你回家时会需要帮忙You'regonnaneedhelpgettinghome.是的我会找凯莉Um,yeah,I'mgonnaaskCarrie.我都主动提出了你何必再问凯莉？WhydoyouhavetoaskCarriewhenI'mofferingrightnow?因为…凯莉是我的朋友Because,youknow,Carrie'smyfriend.好那我算什么？Oh,okay,andwhatamI?我们还没有建立起那种关系Well,wehaven'texactlyestablishedthatyet.你要上来吗？Areyoucomingup?我们还没有建立起那种关系Eh...Wehaven*texactlyestablishedthatyet.我们在这里做什么？Whatarewedoinghere?我是说…Imean,arewe...史蒂夫Steve...他们翻开眼球后这些喷嘴…Aftertheyfliptheeyeup,thenthesejets...在东城一个对夏洛特比较有利的酒吧AndoverontheEastSide,atamoreCharlotte-friendlybar,冰茶公主开始追寻她的白马王子theIcedTeaPrincessbeganherquestforawhiteknight.我的天他好帅OhmyGod,socute.对吧？Cute,right?非常帅Verycute.别忘了我可是专家Andlet'snotforget,Tmaprofessional.我一定要认识他Ihavetomeethim.我要怎么认识他？HowamIgonnameethim?亲爰的我们才来这里十分钟慢慢来Sweetie,wegotheretenminutesago,paceyourself.美人儿我是小杰Hey,beautiful.I'mJJ.请你甜美的嘴唇喝杯酒好吗？CanIbuythosesweetlipsadrink?很抱歉我们刚好要走I'msorry,wewerejustleaving.夏洛特对约会风水说深信不疑Charlottewasafirmbelieverinthelawsofdatingfengshui.改变位置改变运气Changelocation,changeluck.为什么总是那种家伙找上门？是因为我吗？Whyisitalwaysaguylikethat,isitme?不跟你无关No,sweetie,it'snotyou.人人都会碰到像小杰那种人Intoeverylife,alittleJ.J.mustfall.我只想要一个温柔体贴英俊风趣的好男人Ijustwantanice,sweet,handsome,funny,不会说甜美的嘴唇之类的话greatguywhodoesnrtsaythingslike,"Sweetlips."那样的要求太过分吗？Isthattoomuchtoask?你没有离开你只是换了位置Youdidn'tleave,you'rejustoverherenow.让我请你喝一杯酒C'mon,letmebuyyouadrink.我没有兴趣I'mreallynotinterested.一杯就好连这位金发妞我也请Onedrink,Tilevenbuybiondiehereone.一小杯酒Onelittledrinky.不好意思她没兴趣Excuseme,shesaidshersnotinterested.我在跟你说话吗AmItalkin1toyou?不No.一来吧…•你没听进去-Comeon…-You'renotlistening.Theladysaid...去你的Hey,fuckyou.对不起I'msorryaboutthat.你有伤到手吗？Didyouhurtyourhand?没有No.他叫做亚瑟HisnamewasArthur.他是个温柔体贴英俊的投资银行家Hewasanice,sweet,handsome,funny,greatinvestmentbanker住在麦迪逊大道和第五街之间wholivedbetweenMadisonand5th.或许真的有白马王子So,maybetherereallywerewhiteknights.夏洛特遇见她的王子隔天ThedayafterCharlottemetherknight,我刷爆广信♥用♥卡♥Imetmycreditcardlimit.既然没有对象Withnomaninsight,我决定解救我的脚踝脱离无聊生活Idecidedtorescuemyanklesfromalifeofboredom买♥♥下许多双名牌高跟鞋bypurchasingtoomanypairsofJimmyChooshoes.你好我叫比尔凯利Hello.Myname*sBillKelley我想成为你的市审计官andIwanttobeyourcitycomptroller.你不是认真的You'renotseriouslyhere.我保证是认真的Ohyes,ma'am,Iassureyou,Iam.我带了一些投票表格AndIbroughtalongsomevoterregistrationforms.擅自填上你的名字Itookthelibertyoffillingoutyourname.职业栏我写万人迷Under"occupation"Iputheartbreaker.真的你看Ireallydid,look.你像是个穿着上好西装的耶♥和&hearts哗♥见证人You'relikeaJehovah'sWitnesswithagoodsuit.你在这里多久了？Sohowlongyoubeensittinghere?你的电♥话♥号♥码没有登记Yournumber'snotlisted.・没错・你买♥♥「什么？-Exactly.-What^youbuy?・鞋子•让我瞧瞧-Shoes.-Letmesee.坐下来拿给我看C'mon,sitdownandshowme.老天你真是…God,youare...我知道Iknow.我才不要把鞋拿给你看I'mnotshowingyouashoe.真性感Ooh,sexy.我需要你帮忙Hey,Ineedafavor.是吗？Oh,youdo?这是为了纽约市Actually,it'sforThecityofNewYork.我真的是一个好人See,Ireallyamoneofthegoodguys.我在所有选区都获得支持AndrightnowI'mcarryingalltheboroughs,但斯塔滕岛还要加油butIstillneedhelpinStatenIsland.-要来一根吗？-不我星期四抽过了-Youwantone?-No,IhadoneThursday.事情是这样的So,here*sthething.星期天晚上我得问到那里Igottagobackoutthere出席卡普里饭店的一场派对todoaschmoozeattheCapriRestaurantonSundaynight我希望你跟我一起去andIwantyoutogowithme.为什么？Andwhyisthat?因为那里的意大利菜很棒'CausetheyhavegreatItalian.而且我郑重声明…Andalso,fortherecord...我无法停止想你Ican'tstopthinkingaboutyou.我七点来接你Sorilpickyouupat7:00.-不行■现在先别回答-Um,no・-Don'tanswernow.-已经回答了-考虑一下-Ijustdid.-Thinkaboutit.我七点会开车过来我在车上等你PHdrivebyat7:00,I'llwaitdowninthecar.你想来就来Youcomedown,youcome.不来也无所谓没有压力穿你心爱的鞋Youdon't,nopressure,weartheshoes.收下这些Oh,keepthese.看一下Passthemout.那个周六因为专栏快要截稿ThatSaturday,whenIwasunabletotakeMirandatoherlasersurgery我无法陪米兰达去开刀duetoaloomingcolumndeadline,而她也没打给史蒂夫shedidn'tcallSteve.她决定一切靠自己Shedecidedtotakethingsintoherownhands.当你有计程车钱Whoneedsamantoholdyourhand和写紧急电♥话♥的黑笔谁还需要whenyouhavecabfareandabigblackmarker一个男人握着你的手？towritedownemergencynumbers.当米兰达在动手术时AndwhileMirandawasundertheknife,夏洛特正和她的白马王子一起喝第一杯白酒Charlottewashavingherfirstglassofwhitewinewithherwhiteknight.我表演过好几次速成布丁秀来疏解压力SoIdidtheHastyPuddingshowacoupletimesjusttoblowoffsteam.我朋友汤姆说哈佛大学MyfriendTomsaysthatHarvardisstill是最好斗的地方themostmassivelyaggressiveplacehe'severseen.他是个商人Andhe*satrader.不是汤姆肯尼迪吧？NotTomKennedy.正是你认识汤姆？OhmyGod,yes!DoyouknowTom?他是个好人还有他太太Greatguy.Andhowabouthiswife?那是一桩我理想中的完美婚姻Nowthat'smyideaoftheperfectmarriage.我完全同意Totally.夏洛特想像他们会是一对多么甜蜜美满幸福的夫妻Charlottenodded,thinking,uWhatanice,sweet,Handsome,funny,greatcoupletheymade."不好意思你撞到她的椅子了Excuseme,youjustbumpedintoherchair.有点挤Alittlecrowded.没错但你撞到她的椅子Yes,it'scrowded,butyoubumpedherchair,spilledherwine.你应该说声对不起Youshouldsayyou'resorry.曼哈顿看起来变得好小Lookathowsmallitlooks.谁想得到那么小的岛Whowoulcfvethoughtanislandthattiny竟然装得下我们所有前男友wouldbebigenoughtoholdallouroldboyfriends?保罗隆塞洛他是处♥女♥座喜欢烹饪PaulRoncello.He'saVirgo.Helovestocook.据说他能做出很棒的煽烤管面Sayshecanwhipupagreatbakedziti.属于275号♥消防队133云梯He'sfromEngine275,Ladder133.来自皇后区Way,wayoutinQueens!?Sittin*hereeatin1myheartout,waitin*??Waitin1forsomelovertocall?他性感吗？Ishehot?可以得六分He'sasix.总分是多少？Onascaleofhowmany??Lookin*forsomehotstuff?他叫做比尔凯利HisnamewasBillKelley.是一位离了婚的政♥治♥人物Hewasadivorcedpolitician准备竞选市审计官campaigningforNewYorkCityComptroller...也是象征性的男性裁判andthetokenmalejudge.看台上的消防员Watchthefiremen!我对警♥察♥比较感兴趣I'mmoreintocops.比利麦克劳德他是位舞者而且已婚BillyMcCloud,he'saCancerandmarried!抱歉了女士们Sorry,ladies!他太太玛莉亚说他人很好HiswifeMaria,shesayshe'sagoodguy,没关系Ifsokay.不行No,it'snotokay.不可以这样对待一个小姐That'snowaytotreatalady.放轻松现在是早午餐时间Lightenup,it'sbrunch.夏洛特突然发现Charlottesuddenlyrealized他不是来拯救女人的英雄thatherdatewasn'tamanwhocametoawoman'srescue.而是个喜欢惹事的男人Hewasamanwholikedtostartfights.-抱歉先生…■你想来一拳吗？-Excuseme,sir.-Youwantapieceofme?就这样Andjustlikethat,夏洛特的白马王子变成了一个噩梦Charlotte'swhiteknightchangedintoawhitenightmare.霍布斯小姐你朋友来了MissHobbes,Yourfriendishere.凯莉？Carrie?其实不是是我Actuallyno,it'sme.凯莉认为你可能需要帮助Carriethoughtyoumightneedalittlehelp,isthatokay?我吃了镇定剂一切都很顺利I'monValium,everything'sokay.来把手给我Here,givemeyourhand.我很好I'mgood.只要别让我撞到门框Justdon*tletmehitthedoorframe还有永远别提起这副护目镜andnevermentionthesegoggles.一趟计程车加两颗安♥眠♥药♥后Onecabrideandtwopotentsleepingpillslater,史蒂夫扶米兰达上♥床♥SteveputMirandatobed.好了把脚伸过来Alright,okay,no,givemeyourleg.不我说的是这只脚No...Yeah,thisleg.No,Iwantthisleg.Giveme...够了不要帮我Stop!No,norescue.好吧Alright,fine,okay.把棉被盖上睡美人Alright,putyourfeetunderhere,sleepingbeauty.隔天早上感觉像睡了一百年后Thenextmorning,afterwhatfeltlikeshe'dsleptforahundredyears,米兰达醒了Mirandaawoke.她有生以来第一次看得很清楚Andforthefirsttimeinherlife,sawthingsclearly.当晚七月先生邀请莎曼珊Thatnight,Mr.JulyinvitedSamanthatocomedown去消防队找他因为他星期天要值班andhangwithhimwhileheworkedtheSundayshift.有人吗？Hello!人都到哪儿去了？Whereiseveryone?在满是日历插画上Theideaofspendingtimeinafirehouse性感消防员的消防站度过春宵filledwithaveritablecalendaryearofhotfiremen是莎曼珊的幻想而这一刻已经到来wasafantasy,Samanthafelt,whosetimehadmostdefinitelycome.各位Boys.这不是莎曼珊脑海里的消防站幻想ThiswasnotthefirehousefantasySamanthahadinmind.莎曼珊-Hey,Samantha.我在煮一锅辣味牛肉来坐下Ijustputapotofchilion,c'mon,c'mon,sitdown.快起来让个位子给莎曼珊Crmon,brother,getup,makeroomforSam.我马上回来PHberightback.莎曼珊的拯救幻想Samantharsrescuefantasy突然成了自己需要被拯救离开wassuddenlysomethingsheneededtoberescuedfrom.是我请留言Ifsme,leaveamessage.我还在楼下的车子里Hey...rmstilldownhereinthecar.我再等十秒然后就要一个人走了Alright,I'llwaittenmoresecondsandthenI'llgoalone.十九八七Ten,nine,eight,seven,六可怜的我…six,poorme,五四三二…five,four,three,two...one,一又二分之一oneandahalf.有时候女人就需要那二分之一Sometimesagirlneedsahalf.好我尽力了Okay,thatwasmybestshot.你不来You*renotcoming.再见记得投票Solong...Vote!•我不知道自己在做什么•好-Idon'tknowwhatI'mdoing.-Okay.我站在这里盛装打扮I'mstandinghere,fullydressed,看着那个搞政♥治♥的家伙watchingthatpoliticianguy独自前往斯塔滕岛为什么？driveofftoStatenIslandwithoutme,why?你讨厌斯塔滕岛？YouhateStatenIsland?不还有其他原因吗？No,don'tthinkso,anyotherideas?说出来吧Justsayit.因为大人物Big.你害怕受伤You*reterrifiedofgettinghurtagain.这就是三十多岁的独♥立♥单身女子Thereitwas,thephrasesingle；independentwomenintheir30's永远不该去想更别提大声说出来的话areneversupposedtothink,letalonesayoutloud.好我要走了Yep,okay,gottago.米兰达说得对Mirandawasright.我像是个困在失火大楼墙缘的女人Iwaslikeawomanfrozenontheledgeofabuildingonfire.我在上一段感情中受创太深rdbeensoburnedinmylastrelationship,以至于不敢投入新的恋情Iwasafraidtoleapoffintothenextone.容我失陪一会儿Excusemeforasecond.你怎么来的？Hi,how'dyougethere?搭渡轮Ferry.一个人？Allalone?我非常独♥立♥I'mveryindependent.看得出来Icanseethat这不是约会And...thisisn'tadate.我是个忧心的市民I'mhereasaconcernedcitizen.我那条街有个女人不肯捡爱犬的排泄物There'sawomanonmyblockwhowillnotpickupafterherpoodle.我会想办法FilseewhatIcando.我帮你脱大衣好吗？CanItakeyourcoat?总统先生And,Mr.President...我确实经历痛苦的分手Itwasabadbreak-up...所以我需要慢慢来SoIneedtotakethisslow.在辣味牛肉和中场休息之间SomewherebetweenThechiliandhalftime,莎曼珊决定如果她希望消防站幻想成真Samanthadecidedifshewantedherfirehousefantasytohappen,她必须采取主动she'dhavetomakeithappen.我在上面Uphere!好棒的钢管想再看一次？Nicepole,wannaseeitagain?是的Oh,yeah.那一晚莎曼珊表演了好几次Samantharodethepoleacoupleoftimesthatnight.这些靴子为何做这种设计？Whyarethesebootssetuplikethis,huh?这样警报一响就能做好准备Youhavetobereadyatamoment'snotice.我应该当个消防员Oh,wellIshouldbeafireman,因为我随时准备出发becauseI'malwaysreadytogo.我们要出任务了Wegotajob!把我的衣服脱下来-Getoutofmygear.-Hmm?快把衣服还给我Getthefuckoutofmyfuckinggear!快点小姐那是一场火灾Let'sgo,movelady,there'safuckingfire!马上好I'mcoming.莎曼珊发现拯救的幻想和现实Samanthalearnedtherewasquiteadifference存在着差异betweenarescuefantasyandarescuereality.时候不早了It*sgettinglate,youthink,uh...你确定不让我送你？SureIcan'tgiveyouaride?不用了No,no.我很好I'mgood.你去…忙你的事Yougo...Yougodoyourthing.你会投我一票吗？Hey,doIgetyourvote?进展太快了吗？Toofast?我的天你好性感跟我回家吧Oh,myGod,you'resosexy,comehomewithme.亲吻便已足够No,no,kissingisenough.就今晚而言已经足够真的Ifsenoughfortonight,really.该死快12点了我会赶不上最后一班渡轮Oh,shit,it'salmost12:00.Tmgonnamissthelastferry.等一下Oh,wait!等一下Wait!我的鞋子掉了IlostmyChoo!需要搭便车吗？Needaride?他没有一匹白马Well,hedidn'thaveawhitehorse,但有一辆开着暖气的名贵轿车buthedidhaveaBMWwithaworkingheater.我猜有时候女人的确必须被拯救SoIguesssometimesawomanabsolutelyhastoberescued.你只是送我回家没别的You'retakingmetomyapartmentandthat'sit.没别的…就今晚而言That'sit...fortonight.好了你知道该怎么离开这个岛吗？Now,doyouhaveanyideahowwegetthefuckoffthisisland?右转Um,okay,makearight.有时候女人一定得拯救男人Andsometimesawomanabsolutelyhastorescueaman.至少斯塔滕岛童话是这么结束的AtleastthatrshowitendsinthisStatenIslandferrytale.但是工作太拼命了-butheworkstoohard.Excuseme.秀一下腹肌比利Workit,Billy!Whoa!姐♥妹♥们♥我在这里Ladies,overhere!他们没有四海为家酒Okay,theydon*tmakecosmopolitans.这是斯塔滕岛冰茶IfsaStatenIslandIcedTea.跟长岛冰茶一样吗？IsthatlikeaLongIslandIcedTea?我想是吧Ithinkso.各位我醉了Hello,I'mdrunk.我们非得站这么前面吗？好尴尬Dowehavetobethisclose?It'sembarrassing.不入虎穴焉得虎子Yougottabeinittowinit.我要去后面Fmmovingback.我没戴眼镜站那么后面No,comeon,Ican'tseethecutefiremen我看不到那些迷人的消防员frombacktherewithoutmyglasses.你何必在乎？你已经有史蒂夫了Whydoyouevencareifyoucansee?YouhaveSteve.我并未拥有史蒂夫IdonothaveSteve.他不是我的财产ThereisnohavingoftheSteve.我们只是朋友We'rejustfriend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