《实习生TheIntern》英中字幕解析

弗洛伊德说过爱情和工作就是生活的全部Well,I'mretired,andmywifeisdead.不过我退休了我的太太也去世了Asyoucanimagine,that'sgivenmesometimeonmyhands.你能想得出来我现在有时间搞自己的事情了Mywife'sbeengoneforthreeandahalfyears.我的太太去世三年半了Imissherineveryway.Andretirement?我每日都在思念她那么我对退休后的感觉呢Thatisanongoing,relentlesseffortincreativity.就是需要不停的发挥创造力Atfirst,IadmitIenjoyedthenoveltyofit.一开始我承认我享受过刚退休的新鲜感SortoffeltlikeIwasplayinghooky.有点像我在翘班的感觉IusedallthemilesI'dsavedandtraveledtheglobe.我按照以前积攒下来的里程数进行了环球旅行Theproblemwas,nomatterwhereIwent,assoonasIgothome,但问题在于无论去到哪里我一到家Thenowhere-To-Bethinghitmelikeatonofbricks.那种无所事事无处可去的感觉重重的打击了我Irealizedthekeytothiswholedealwastokeepmoving.我意识到保持新鲜感的关键就在于不停的行动Getup,getoutofthehouse,andgosomewhere.起身走出家门去个地方Anywhere.哪儿都行Comerainorshine,I'matmyStarbucksby7:15.晴雨无阻我会在7点15到达星巴克Excuseme,mindifwejoinyou?不好意思介意我们拼桌吗-No.-Hey.Howareyou?-不介意-嘿你好吗Can'texplainit,butitmakesmefeelpartofsomething.无法解释地这给了我一种归属感Theseguystoday,they'renotnumbersguys.今天要见的这些人不是那种喜欢听数字的Don'ttalkfigureswiththem.不要和他们谈数据HowdoIspendtherestofmydays?我该怎样度过这一天剩下的时间呢Younameit.Golf,books,movies,pinochle.随你高尔夫球都市看电影打扑克Triedyoga,learnedtocook,做瑜伽学厨艺Boughtsomeplants,tookclassesinmandarin.种点花草上普通话班Xiangxinwo,woshenmedoushiguole.相信我我什么都试过了翻译成英文就是相信我我什么都试过了Andthen,ofcourse,therearethefunerals.当然也参加过一些葬礼SomanymorethanIcouldimagine.参加过的葬礼比我想象的还要多TheonlytravelingIdothesedays这些天我唯一一次旅行IsouttoSanDiegotovisitmysonandhisfamily.就是去圣地亚哥看我儿子一家They'regreat.Ilovethemtopieces.他们很好我超爱他们Buttobehonest,IthinkIprobablyreliedonthem不过说实话我觉得我可能有点太依赖他们了

WaymorethanIshould.过于依赖Don'tgetmewrong,I'mnotanunhappyperson.别误会我不是一个悲观的人Quitethecontrary.恰恰相反Ijustknowthere'saholeinmylife,andIneedtofillit.我只是意识到我的生活出现了空洞我需要填满它Soon.尽快填好WhichbringsmetotodaywhenIwasleavingthemarket如此生活到了今天当我离开菜市场的时候Andcaughtyourflyeroutofthecornerofmyeye.你的传单出现在我的眼边Hmm.嗯老人当实习生Ben,Ithoughtthatwasyou.本我就觉得是你Hi.嗨Hey.哩八、、What'dyoufind?你发现了什么Ithinkaninternetplaceislookingforseniorinterns.我觉得是个网络公司在招老年实习生-AmIreadingthisright?-Letmesee.-我没看错吧-让我看看申请者必须超过65夕haveorganizationalskills,agenuineinterestin具有组织协调能力对电子商务有发自内心的爱Whateverthatis...不管那是啥还要有踏实肯干的态度AboutTheFit.Com,isn'tthattheoutfitthatwas...正好合身公司这是不是那个yeah,yeah,yeah.对对对TheyboughtoneofthoseoldfactoriesinRedHook.他们在红钩区买了个老工厂Mydaughtersaystheysellclothesontheinternet.我女儿说他们是在网上卖衣服的Howthatworks,Ihavenoidea.我一点都不知道那怎么搞Well,youhavetouploadtheapplication.你得上传你的申请Thatcouldbechallenging.Listentothis...这有点难听好求职信实在太过时了Showuswhoyouarewithacover-Lettervideo.附一段视频来介绍自己Uploadyourvideotoyoutubeorvimeousing把视频上传到YouTube或者Vimeo.Mov,.Avi,ora.Mpgfile.做成MovAvi格式或者Mpg文件我们期待与您的会面Well,Iguessthat'smeetingme.好吧我猜他们把看视频就当跟我见面了IswearIdon'tevenknowwhatlanguagethatwas.我发誓我完全不知道他们在说啥Whatareyoudoingtonight,Ben?你今晚要做什么本-Afrozenlasagna?-Well...-做烤冷面吗-这个嘛Icouldmakealittlesalad,turnitintoadinnerfortwo,我本来想弄点沙拉当成两人份的晚餐Likewedidthattimeandneverdidagain.就像我们做过一次之后再也没做过的那样

Youknowthatwasoverfivemonthsago?你知道那是五个月前的事了吗Oh,yeah.No,no,wegottodothatagain,forsure,哦真没注意我们一定得再弄一次Butokayifwetakearaincheck?不过推后一点好吗You'reawfulcute,youknowthat?你知不知道你简直太可爱了-No,Ididn't.-Well,it'strue,youare.-我不知道-真的你就是很可爱SoI'llseeyou.好了回见Don'ttaketoolong,doll.小可爱不要拖太久You'renotgettinganyyounger.再等你也不会变年轻的-Iknow,Iknow,Iknow.-Allright.-我知道我知道-好的SohereIam,applyingtobeoneofyourinterns所以我在这里申请成为你们的实习生BecausethemoreIthinkaboutthisidea,因为我越琢磨这件事ThemoretremendousIthinkitis.我越觉得这件事事关重大IlovetheideaofhavingaplaceIcangoeveryday.我喜欢有个地方让我每天都能去Iwanttheconnection,theexcitement.我想要那种连接关系兴奋感Iwanttobechallenged,我想迎接挑战AndIguessImightevenwanttobeneeded.甚至我想得到被需要的感觉Thetechstuffmighttakeabittofigureout.技术上的问题可能我会需要一些时间来学习Ihadtocallmy9-Year-Oldgrandson我还不得不打电话问了我9岁的孙子Justtofindoutwhatausbconnectorwas.就为了问USB接口是什么东西ButI'llgetthere.Eagertolearn.但我会学会的我渴望去学习Also,IwantyoutoknowI'vebeenacompanymanallmylife.而且我希望你们明白我一直是个忠于单位的人I'mloyal,I'mtrustworthy,andI'mgoodinacrisis.我很忠诚值得信赖并且在危机之时能挺身而出AndIlovethatyou'rerighthereinBrooklyn.而且我喜欢你们就在布鲁克林这里I'velivedhereallmylife,andlatelyIfeel我一辈子都在这生活最近我觉得ImaynotbehipenoughtoliveinBrooklyn,作为住在布鲁克林的人我还不够嬉皮Sothiscouldhelpwiththat,too.所以这也能帮我变得嬉皮起来Ireadonce,musiciansdon'tretire.我曾经读到过音乐家是不会退休的Theystopwhenthere'snomoremusicinthem.他们只是在没有音乐灵感的时候停下来Well,Istillhavemusicinme,absolutelypositiveaboutthat.不过我还有着灵感我非常非常确定丿Thisisaworldpremiere丿?这是个全球首映?丿Thisisaworldpremiere丿?这是个全球首映?丿Thisisaworldpremiere??这是个全球首映?丿AsIlookaroundme??我环顾四周??Somany,manywanttodownme??这么多想打倒我的人??Butain'tno...neverdrownme??但我兄弟不会淹死我??Infrontofadirtydouble-Mirrortheyfoundme??在个肮脏的双镜前他们找到我?AndIlovemyself??我爱自己?

丿Theworldisaghettowithgunsandpicketsigns丿丿这世界充满枪支和稽查队的贫民窟丿丿Ilovemyself丿丿我爱自己丿丿Buttheycandowhattheywantwhenevertheywant丿丿但他们随时都能随心所欲丿丿Idon'tmind丿丿我不在乎丿丿Ilovemyself丿丿我爱自己丿丿HesaidIgottogetup丿丿他说我必须振作起来丿丿Lifeismorethansuicide丿丿除了自杀你还能做很多丿丿Ilovemyself丿丿我爱我自己丿丿Onedayatatime丿丿每天问一次丿Goodnews,Ifoundasizeeightinnavy.好消息我找到了一件深蓝色的8号No,youareright.Thatpackageshouldhave不你是对的包裹应该现在就到了Letmetrackthatforyou.让我帮你杳杳Yep,thesepantsareawesomeifyouhavehips.如果你有翘臀的话穿这款裤子一定棒极了Superslimming.非常显瘦Okay,letmejustreviewthiswithyou...好了让我给您复述下您的情况Youhavesixbridesmaids.Youorderedsix您有六个女伴娘您定了六套OfthesilkchiffonAntoinettedressesinpink.安托瓦内特雪纺裙粉色Theweddingisinthreedays,婚礼将在三天后举行Andthedressesjustarrivedallincharcoalgray.但是刚送到的裙子都是炭灰色的Whichwedon'tevensell,sothatisabitofamystery.这有点奇怪我们根本不卖那种裙子Okay,here'swhatwe'regonnadoaboutthis.好了我们打算这样帮您解决问题Iamgonnacallthevendorandhavethisfixedtoday.我会今天致电卖家让他给您都弄妥当Iwillpersonallyseethedressesbeforetheyarefedexed.我会在这些裙子发货之前亲自检查AndIpromiseyoutheywillbeatyourfrontdoor我保证裙子会在周五早上九点前By9:00a.m.Friday,okay?送到您的家门口可以吗Youknowwhat,letmegiveyoumycell,justincase・・・这样吧我把我的手机号给你以防万一718-555-0199.7185550199Oh,thankyousomuchforyourpatience.多谢您的耐心AndIamgonnarefundyoubackallyourmoney.我会把您的钱全部退回去It'sthe...这是Yes.N...是的不Okay,hey,youcheckthisoneoffyourlist,okay?好了您可以把这件事从待办事项中划掉了Thisisdone.这事解决了And,Rachel,haveagreatwedding.还有瑞秋祝您有个幸福的婚礼Oh,mygod,howdidthathappen?哦天怎么会发生这种事

Jules?朱尔斯Iknow,Iknow,I'mlateforsomething.我知道我知道我晚了Yeah,everything.是所有事你都晚了YouseewhyItakecustomer-Servicecalls?你知道为什么我接了客服电话吗Imean,it'ssogood.Youlearnsomuch.我的意思是这感觉很好能学到很多Okay,what'sup?WhatamIdoing?好了什么事我要做什么Okay,Cameronwaswaitingforyoubuthadanothermeeting.卡梅伦之前在等你不过他还有个会要开Hesaidhe'llbebackat2:00.他说他两点再来-Everyoneneedsyoutosignoffontomorrow'shomepage.-Right.-明天的主页方案你得签字冋意-好的Andyour11:00isinthebigconferenceroom.你11点要去大会议室开会Soisyour11:10.Financeneedsyou,11点10分也是你还要去财政部Iguessyoue-Mailedabunchofpeople我知道你在凌晨四点At4:00a.m.Aboutsomething?给很多人发了邮件是关于什么的Oh,good,Iforgotaboutthat.哦我天我差点忘了那事Iwanttofigureoutawayforfriendstoshoptogetheronline.我想找一个办法能让好朋友们一起在网上购物Makeitlessofanalonething.让网上购物不再是独自做的事-E-Mailmethatidea,willyou?-Yeah,Ilikethat.-把这个点子发邮件给我好吗-好的我会的Um,isnowagoodtimetocallyourmomback?呃现在是给你妈妈回电话的好时机吗Dude,I'monabike.我骑着车子呢Happybirthday!生日快乐Comeon.来吧Oh.哦Oh,whatamess.Thisisthemiddleoftheoffice.这怎么一团糟这可是在办公室里Don't...Don't...Don'tputthat...不要不要把那个放上去丿因为你知道我就像那重低音贝司丿丿BecauseyouknowI'mallaboutthatbass丿丿超重低音拒绝高音丿丿'Boutthatbass,notreble丿丿我就像那重低音贝司丿丿I'mallaboutthatbass丿-Hello.-Hi.-你好-嗨I'mBenWhittaker.我是本•惠特克Ireceivedane-mailaboutaninterview我收到了一封叫我来面试的邮件Fortheseniorinternprogram.来面试老年实习生Hey,Ben.How'sitgoing?你好啊本你过得怎么样It'sgoinggood,realgood.Thankyou.很好真的谢谢你Excellent.Takeaseataroundthecorner,那太棒了在这个拐角坐下吧Andsomeonefromtalentacquisitionwillcome然后人才收购部门的人会来接待你

getyou.Thankyou.谢谢你人才收购丿我就像那重低音贝司丿丿I'mallaboutthatbass丿丿我就像那重低音贝司超重低音拒绝瘦身丿丿'Boutthatbass,notreble丿我就像那重低音贝司超重低音丿I'mallaboutthatbass,'boutthatbass丿Okay,youguyshavetoremember,你们要记住Thehomepagehastoreadinaglance.人们看主页就是一瞥的工夫-Right.-Also,youhavetogetbacklikethis-是的-而且如果你想体会35岁以上Ifyouwanttoseewhatlookslikeifyou're,like,over35.看到主页的感觉的话你得离这么远Okay,soIcan'treadanything,这样我什么都看不清ButifIcould,whatdoyouwantmetosee?如果我能看清你想让我看到什么五个女孩一件衬衣还是试穿效果Well,both,butwhatIreallywantyoutosee都想我真的很想让人们看到Istheshirtwornbyfivedifferentbodytypes.五个不冋体态的人穿上这件衬衫的效果Okay,thenyougottomakemeseethat.好的那你就得让我看到这样的效果Trymakingthephotogridbigger.试试把照片放大点Ilovethatfive.Canwemakeitmoregraphic?我喜欢这个5能做的再直观点吗Yeah,that'scool.好的这不错Maybeherothegirlintheredshirt.或许可以突出穿红色衬衫的女孩-Jules...-Thatisagreatred.-朱尔斯-那红色真的很漂亮Itisgoingtoflyoutofhere.都要从屏幕中冲出来了Ineededyoutosignoffonthis,like,twohoursago.我需要你签字冋意这个两个小时前就该签好了Iknow,Iknow,butcanyoutry?我知道我知道你能不能按我说的试一下Yep.好的Mia?Tellmethatthingagain.米娅把那件事再跟我说一遍吧Oh,40%ofourvisitorsdon'tgopastthehomepage.嗯百分之四十的顾客会看到主页就关了Whichisn'tsobad.那已经不算太糟了Yeah,butweshouldfixthat.是的但我们能够改善它Okay,hereyougo.好了你看Iloveit.我很喜欢这个Great,andit'sup.好的就这样了Okay.Thanks,everybody.好了谢谢大伙-Thanks.-Thankyou.-谢谢-谢谢Let'sgooverpitchforFriday.我们再来说说周五要发的那批货Okay,so...好的

theAntoinettedress.那些雪纺裙子Majorscrew-Upbythevendor.被卖家给搞砸了There'sgonnabeacoupletoday,Ben.今天会有好几场面试本Wewanttomakesurethatwebothfindtherightfit.我们希望我们双方都能认同职位的合适度Businessasusualisnotreallyourmotto,每天都做一样的工作可不是我们宗旨Sowehopeyouhavesomefunhere.我们希望你在这里过得开心Thisisthefirsttimewe'rehiringseniorinterns,这是我们第一次聘用老年实习生Sosomeofourinternquestions所以我们面试的问题Maynotexactlyfityourprofile,可能有些不符合你的简历Butwe'regonnagoforitanyway,okay?不过我们还是会问的好吗Fireaway.来吧Okay,good.好的Where'dyougotoschool?你在哪上的学Iwenttonorthwestern.我上的西北大学Hey,mybrotherwenttonorthwestern.我弟弟也在西北大学Probablynotatthesametime.不过我们时间不同Probablynot.Hegraduatedin2009.对他2009年毕业的Classof'65.我是65届的Wow,whatwasyourmajor?哇哦你的专业是什么Doyouremember?你还记得吗Andafternorthwesternyouwentonto...?从西北大学毕业后你去哪了IwenttoworkforDexOne.我去DexOne公司工作了-Okay,andtheymade...?-honebooks.-好的他们是做什么的-电话簿Iwasinchargeofoverseeing我是管审查Theprintingofthephysicalphonebook.纸质电话本的印刷的Ididthatforover20years,andbeforethat,我做了二十年那之前IwastheirV.P.ofsalesandadvertising.我是他们的销售和广告部的副总裁So,dotheystillmakephonebooks?那么他们现在还做电话簿吗Imean,doesn'teveryonejustGooglenumbers?我是说现在大家不都是在网上查电话的吗Ibelievetheydo,butbeforeGooglethatwashowyougotanumber.我觉得他们还在做有谷歌之前大家都是用电话本查电话的Oh,no,no.Yeah,I...Igetit.哦哦对我知道了So40yearsatthephonebookcompany?所以您在电话薄公司工作了四十年Thatisamazing,seriously.讲真这真是令人惊叹Okay,Benjamin.好了本杰明Now,I'mgonnaaskyouoneofourmoretellingquestions我会问您一个简述题Forallofourinterns,soIwantyouto,like,是我们给每一个实习生准备的我希望您Thisistheonetoreallythinkabout,okay?认真考虑这个问题好吗And...Andtakeyourtime.不着急慢慢想

Wheredoyouseeyourselfin10years?十年后您觉得您会怎样WhenI'm80?我80的时候吗Yeah,sure.当然Yeah,whatever.别管这茬了Um...呃wait.Didnotrealizeyouwere70.等等我真没意识到您已经70了That's,uh...Thatquestionjustdoesn'tworkforyou,doesit?所以那个问题不适合你对吧Shouldwejustscratchthatoneandjustmoveon?我能不能划掉那个问题然后继续-It'syourcall,Justin.-Okay,thatone'sgone.-听你的贾斯汀-好那就不管那个问题了Youlookgreat,bytheway.Sogreat.顺便一提您看起来真的很年轻非常好Andyou'reclearlymorethanqualifiedforthisjob.并且您远远超过了这项符合工作的标准You'reactually,like,wayoverqualified,您真的是远远超过了合格线Andweweresoimpressed.我们对你非常欣赏Youhadgreatinterviews,greatvideo.您面试的很好您的视频也很棒Younailedit,Ben.Congrats.恭喜你你通过了You'reanintern.你现在是个实习生了-Hey.-Hi.-嘿-嗨Ineedyoufortwominutes,uninterrupted.我需要你专心致志地给我两分钟-Okay.-Rememberafewweeksago,-好的-记不记得几周前Wetalkedabouttheseniorinternprogram?我说过的那个老年实习生项目-No.-Really?Wehada...-不记得了-真的吗我们当时Wehadawhole,bigconversationaboutit.当时针对这个项目谈了很久Wedid?Okay,remindme.是吗那帮我回忆一下Seniorsinhighschoolorcollege?是高中或者大学里的高年级学生吗No,no,no,no.不是完全不是Seniorsinlife.Olderpeople.老年人真真正正的老年人Holdon,what?等一下你说啥ItoldyouIfeltlikeweneededtodoanoutreachprogram.跟你讲过我们需要做一些不同寻常的项目Youdefinitelyseemedtobelikingtheidea,你当时看起来很喜欢这个想法SoIsetitinmotion.It'sgonnabegreat.所以我行动了起来这会很棒的Hold,please.请等一下You'rehiringseniorcitizeninterns?你在招老年实习生吗There'sbeenatonofresearchonthis,我们做了非常多的工作Andtheresultsareactuallyincredible.结果出乎意料的好Imean,imaginehavinganinternwithalifetimeofexperience,我是说想想那些有着一生丰富工作经验的人Asopposedtosomebodywhospent与那些把生命最后几年Thelastfouryearsoftheirlifeplayingbeerpong.花在成天玩啤酒乒乓球上的人恰恰相反Dotheyeventuallywantjobshere?他们是真想打工吗No,darling,they'reallretired.亲爱的他们不是他们都退休了

They...Theyjustwanttheexperience.他们只是想要这份经历AndIwouldlikeonetoworkdirectlywithyou.所以我想安排一个你直属的实习生Wait,Cameron,no.等等卡梅伦不要Firstofall,I'mnotgreatwitholderpeople.首先我不擅长和老年人打父道YouknowhowIamwithmyparents.你知道我和我父母的关系的Thiscouldbe...这可能whydoIhavetohaveone?为什么我非得要一个老年实习生Becauseyouhavetosetthetone.因为你得向大家表个态Now,wouldyoupreferamanorawoman?现在你是想要个男的还是女的实习生There'sagreat72-Year-Oldwoman,reallycute.有一个很可爱的72岁太太That'slikethesameageasmymom.跟我妈妈一样大-That'stooweird.-That'sfine.-感觉好怪-没关系There'samaneveryoneloves.Heseemsamazing.还有一个我们都特别喜欢的老先生他看起来特别棒Iwatchedhisvideowiththewholegroup.我和整组冋事一起看了他的视频Peoplewerecrying.他们都被感动哭了Okay,thisisnotgoingtowork,inmyopinion.好吧我觉得这对我来说没用ButhowlongdoIhavetodothisfor?我得这样干多久-Minimum?-Sixweeksorwe'llbesued.-最少-六周不然我们会被起诉Iknowwenevertalkedaboutthis.我知道我们以前从没讨论过这件事Yeah,wedid.Forreal.我们真的讨论过Hestartstomorrow.他明天来上班Mm.嗯Backinaction.重新开始工作Thankgod.感谢上帝Newinterns,welcometoATF.新来的实习生们欢迎来到ATF正好合身公司Weallworkonthisonefloor,andthatisbecause我们都在这一层工作因为Weareallaboutcommunicationandteamwork.我们的工作都是团队工作需要实时沟通Noonehasaprivateoffice,没有人有私人办公室NotevenourfounderandCEO,JulesOstin,连我们的创始人和总裁朱尔斯•奥斯丁也没有自己的办公室Whoisactuallyrightoverthere.她其实就在这Shelovestorideherbikethroughtheoffice.她喜欢骑着自行车穿行在办公室之间Thatwomandoesnotliketowastetime.因为她讨厌浪费时间Plus,shecountsitasexercise.而且她把骑车当成一种锻炼That'sadorable.那很好Yeah.Mm-Hmm.嗯是Hey.Howyoudoing?I'mDavis.嘿你好我是戴维斯Hi,Davis.BenWhittaker.嗨戴维斯我是本•惠特克-Excitingplace,huh?-Oh,mygod.-这是个激动人心的地方吧-哦我天Theyhadoneopeningforaregular-Ageintern,nooffense.他们也招了一个年龄正常的实习生无意冒犯

Igotit.I'msopsyched.我拿到了我好兴奋I'mprettypsychedmyself.我是真的好兴奋Allright,afewwordsaboutJules.好了那就介绍一下朱尔斯Shestartedaboutthefitonly18monthsago.她在一年半前才创立了这个公司ThiswholeideawashatchedatJules'kitchentable整个主意都是她在下厨时想出来的RighthereinBrooklyn.就在布鲁克林这里Julestriedeverythingonthatshesold,她试穿了自己卖的每件衣服Describedthefitherself,自己宣传了公司Andapparentlyitworked.很显然她成功了Shewasonlineinfourmonths.她上线了4个月Shestartedwith25employees.从25个雇员开始She'snowupto216.现在公司有216人了Withyou4,220.加上你们4个有220人Wow.哇哦Hey,Ben,areyougonnawearasuiteveryday?嘿本你每天都穿着西装吗-Youbet.-Confident.-你说呢-肯定是Ilikehowyouroll.我喜欢你的打扮Ilikeitalot.我很喜欢-Wejusthitarecordhighof2,500likesoninstagram.-Yeah!-我们刚刚创下了2500赞的Instagram新纪录-耶Andthat'swhatwedo有好事发生时Whensomethinggoodhappensaroundhere.我们就会这么庆祝Newinterns,grabaseat实习生们找个座位Atoneoftheinterntablesoverthere.实习生们的桌子在这heckyoure-Mail.Youmayfindthatyou'vebeenassigned查查你们的邮箱就可能发现发现你们每个人被分配给了Tooneparticularpersonoroneparticularteam.某个人某个小组Oryoumightjustbeafloater.或者你是流动岗位It'sallgood.都是可以的Okay,letmeinstagramthis.好的让我把这发到Instagram上Momentintime.定格Grayisthenewgreen.老木焕新生Takeaseat.坐下吧Thanks.谢谢Gotone.收到封邮件本欢迎你你的实习将会直接跟着我们的创始人朱尔斯•奥斯丁Oh,I'minthephotostudio.哇哦我要去照片工作室Floater.Love!流动岗位我的爱Hey,Ben,what'dyouget?嘿本你去哪LookslikeI'mgonnabeapersonalintern.好像我要当某个人的实习生Nice.To?不错谁的JulesOstin.朱尔斯•奥斯丁

Unfortunate.真不幸啊Hanginthere.挺住嗨本我刚为你敲定了与朱尔斯・奥斯丁的会面ForyoutomeetwithJulesOstintodayat3:55p.m.就在下午3点55PleasebepromptasJuleshasanothermeetingat因为朱尔斯在4点还要开会请务必准时Hmm.嗯Allright,I'mgoingtomerchandising.好了我要去营销部了Beautiful.好极了It'sperfect.太好了Yes,I'lltrytohaveherthereat5:00.我会5点去那接她Um,no,wait.呃不等下Ibookedherwithavendorat5:15.我帮她和销售商预约在了5点15I'msorry.真抱歉I'llcallyouback.我会给你回电话的Yes,hello?你好Hi.I'mBenWhittaker.你好我是本•惠特克Ihavea3:55appointmentwithMs.Ostin.我在3点55和奥斯丁小姐有个约3:55?3点55吗Ithoughtshewasmeetingwithhernewintern.我以为她那是应该见她的新实习生的That'sme.我就是那个实习生Howyoudoing?你好吗I'msorry,uh,howareyouanintern?不好意思你怎么会是实习生呢W...It'sthenewseniorinternprogram.呃因为这是老年实习生项目Itjuststartedtoday.今天刚开始上班Oh,mygod.哦我天Um...嗯howoldareyou?你今年多大了70.You?70岁了你呢I'm24.我24了Iknow,Ilookolder.我知道我有点显老It'sthejob.Itagesyou.因为这份工作它让人变老的很快Whichwon'tbegreatinyourcase.对你来说这可不太好Sorry.抱歉Iactuallythoughtyoulookedyounger.其实我觉得你看起来比24更年轻点Yeah,right.哦好吧AnytipsbeforeIgoin?我进去之前有什么嘱咐吗Justtalkfast.Shehatesslowtalkers.就是说话要快她讨厌说话慢的人Maybethat'sjustwhenItalkslow.可能也只是针对我说话慢的时候Don'tdawdleinanyway.Justkeepitmoving.千万不要偷懒要一直干活Anddon'tforgettoblink.别忘了要眨眼

-Blink?-Yeah.-眨眼吗-对Shehateswhenpeopledon'tblink.Itweirdsherout.她讨厌不眨眼的人那会让她特别别扭Butit's3:57.Thismeetingthatshe'sin不过已经3点57分了她正在开的那个会Justtookupliketwoofyourf...They'reout.Go,go,go.耽误了你们俩哦天他们出来了快去快去-Okay,thanks.-Go.Yeah.-好的谢谢你-嗯快去What?什么Oh,yeah,I'mhere.我听着呢Hi,Jules?朱尔斯你好I'mBen,yournewintern.我是本你的新实习生I'mgladyoualsoseethehumorinthis.很高兴你也觉得这有点好笑Behardnotto.很难不觉得啊So,Ben...那么本Iwasgonnasaywhatisaniceguylikeyou我想说的是你这么好的人Doingataplacelikethis?在这做什么呢ButCamerongavemethedrill,不过卡梅伦给了我这个机会SocanIjustbehonestwithyou?我可以对你实话实说吗Please.请讲I'mnotgonnahavealotforyoutodo.我不会给你派很多活的That'sthetruth.这是我的实话Andyoubeingassignedtomeiskindofjust你被分配给我其实是为了Formetosetanexamplefortherestoftheteam.让我给大家树立个榜样Ifyouaskme,Ithinkthatyou'dbemuchbetteroff依我看你更应该去Workingincreativeormarketing.创意部或者市场部工作It'salittlebitslowerpace,那里的节奏慢一些Maybealittlebiteasiertograsp.或许你更容易跟上Ifyourequestedtotransfer,wecanmakethathappen.如果你想转部门我们可以做到Ifthat'swhatyou'dprefer.如果你想要我转走的话You'llbehappier,believeme.Iamnotsofuntoworkfor.你会更开心相信我为我工作可一点都不愉快That'swhatIgather,butIcangetalongwithanyone,我懂了不过我和谁都能相处的很好AndI'mheretolearnaboutyourworld,我到这里来是为了了解你们的生活GivehelpwhereIcan,so...帮些我能帮上的忙所以so,youdon'twanttotransfer?所以你不想转部门吗Notreally,sir.不想I'mterriblysorry.真是非常抱歉Excuseme.不好意思Okay.那好Well,then,lookslikeyou'restuckwithme.好吧这样看来你就和我粘一起了Great,I'mexcited.好的我好激动

Iwille-MailyouwhenIhavesomethingforyoutodo.我需要你的时候我会给你发电子邮件OrIcouldjuststopbyafewtimesaday,checkin...?或者我可以每天来这几次看看有什么活I'lle-Mailyou.我会给你发邮件的Also,don'tfeellikeyouhavetodressup.还有不用每天都穿的很正式Imean,we'resuperCashere.我是说我们在这很随意Well,I'mcomfortableinasuit,ifit'sokay.只是我还是穿西装比较舒服如果可以的话No,it'sfine.没事这样就行Oldschool.学院派Exactly.正是AtleastI'llstandout.至少我在人群中很显眼Idon'tthinkyouneedasuittodothat.我觉得你不穿西装也很显眼True.也对Well,Ithinkwediditinlessthantwominutes.好吧我觉得我们已经在两分钟内谈完了I'llwaittohearfromyou.我会去等你消息的Okay.好的Wantthedooropenorclosed?想让我关上门还是开着Doesn'tmatter.随便Open,actually.还是开开吧You'llgetusedtome.你会习惯我的性格的Lookforwardtoit.我很期待Hi.嗨Hi.嗨Howdy.你好Whatdoyouneed?你需要什么呢No.不行What'sup,Ben?Areyougood?怎么样本你还好吗Perfect.非常好Okay.好的Thev-Neckbacktee?V领衬衫吗Thisisholly.这是霍莉Canyourunthatuptothem?你能把这个给他们吗Yeah,no,no,welovethewholeline,mark.不不我们喜欢整个线条Okay,soyoucanzoomout.这样你能缩小它-Likethat.-I'mgoingtoameeting.-像这样-我要去开会了I'llbebackinanhour.We'lltalkthen?我一个小时后回来回聊吧Andthenyoucanjustclickheretobuyit.你可以点这个来购买Cool,yeah.好的Hello?你好Hi,yeah.嗨Allright.收工

Youstaying?你要加班吗Can'tleavebeforethebossleaves,Davis.不能比老板还走得早啊戴维斯Lookslikeyou'regonnabehereawhile.那看起来你得在这呆一会儿了Allright.Seeyouinthemorning,Ben.好吧明早见Haveagoodnight.祝你晚上愉快本You,too.你也是Let'smakeithappen.开始吧Thanks.谢谢HowaboutIpush,youdeliver?我来推车你来送货怎么样Thankyou.谢谢您Ilikethatthere'sfourfavesinsteadofthree,我希望那有四个点喜欢的而不是三个ButcanIseetheonewithoutthejacketjustto...不过我知道不穿夹克的那个只是为了sure.当然Hi.嗨Okay,sotheywanttoknow好的所以他们想知道Whatcustomersboughtwhodidn'tcomeback顾客们买了什么谁没有回Sotheycanspotaproblemifthereisone,right?他们会察觉如果有问题的话对吧Yeah,butIdon'tunderstandhowto...对但是我不知道要怎么Allright,well,here'swhatIthinkweshoulddo.没关系很好这就是我们要做的-Ben!-Weshouldgo...-本-我们要Ben!Hey,look.Hereshecomes.本嘿看她走过来了Watchhowshewon'teven...看她是多么…Hey,beck.What'sup?嘿贝琪怎么了Youlookreallyniceto...你看起来好漂亮啊Howlongcanawomanbemadatyoufor?一个女人能气你多久Well,itkindofdependsonwhatyoudid.嗯这取决于我做了什么Well,firstofall,nothingonpurpose.首先我都不是故意的Weweregoingoutforaminute.我们出去了约会了几次Ithoughtshewascool.Ireallylikedher.我觉得她很酷我真的很喜欢她ButthenIsortofaccidentally...但疋我不小心-sleptwithherroommate.-Thatdoesn'thelp.-睡了她的室友-那完全没帮助啊Ididn'tknowshewasherroommate.我不知道那是她的室友Imetherout.HowwouldIknowthat?我是在外面遇到她的怎么会知道那是她的室友-Hey,Nikki.-Ben,tellme.-嘿尼基-本快告诉我Idon'tknowthisstuff.这种事情我不懂You'reolder.你是老前辈了You'vebeenthroughalot.你经历得多一些Imean,you...Imean,youhavealotofexperience.我的意思是你…我是想说你经历得多一些Howlongdoyouthinkshe'llbemadatmefor?你觉得她会气我多久Jay,Ihavezeroexperiencewithwomen,杰虽然我在女人这方面零经验AndIcantellyou,there'snocomingbackfromthatone.但我要告诉你没戏了

Imean,Iassumeyoutalkedtoher,apologized,我的意思是说假设你跟她讲话了并且向她道歉Toldherhowmuchshemeanstoyou.告诉她她对你来说有多重要Well,youknow...嗯你知道的youdidn'ttalktoher?你没有跟她说过吗Whatdidyoudo,sendheratweet?你怎么说的给她发了条推特吗No,ofcoursenot.不当然不是I,like,textedherabilliontimes.我给她发了好多次短信Shedidn'tanswer,sothenIe-Mailedher.但她没有回复我所以我给她发了一个邮件Butitwaslike,anicee-Mail.但那是一封很棒的邮件Itwasalongone,wellthoughtout.一封我深思熟虑之后写长邮件主题写的对不起WithlikeatonofO's.用了很多个O所以读起来就像对不起Withasademoticonwherehe'scrying还用了一个哭的表情Atthesideofitslittlecheek.脸上还流着眼泪IshouldprobablyactuallyNjusttalktoher,huh?实际上我需要找她谈谈是不是Obviously.当然Can'timagineitwouldhurt.不能想象这也能伤到她Oh,didyesterday'snumberscomein?噢昨天的电话回了吗Yeah.回了Wecoulddoitthatway,too.我们也可以这么做Inoticedmyinternsurekeepsbusy.我注意到我的实习医生一直都很忙Mr.Congeniality.亲和力先生He'saverybighit.总是很忙Everybodyloveshim.每个人都喜欢他Okay,donotlookatthatdesk.不要盯着那个桌子看It'sliketheofficejunkdrawer.那就是办公室的一个垃圾桶It'sjustgonnadriveyoucrazy.它只会把你逼疯Youjustdidthat.你刚这么做了What,areyoupreparingforsurgery?你是准备做手术吗Okay,seriously?我天啊Like,howdidthisevenhappen?怎么可以这样No,no,I-Icansetitup.不不我能搞定它She'sjustinameeting.她正在开会Hi.SomethingIcanhelpyouwith?嗨有什么可以帮你的吗Yes,JulesspilledsoysauceonherSaintLaurentjacket.是的朱尔斯在她的圣劳伦特夹克上洒了酱油Canyoutakeittothephotostudio?你能帮我把它拿到照片工作室吗There'slotsofcleanersandstuffinthere.那里有很多清洁剂之类的东西Sure.Whereisit?当然可以在哪She'swearingit.她穿着呢

Theywouldlikeustoconsiderthepossibility...他们希望我们能考虑okay.嗯...of,uh,meetingwithsome,uh,potentialCEOs.见见潜在的首席执行官的可能性Wow.哇Ididnotseethatcoming.我倒没料到这个W-Why?Uh...为什么呃amItooinexperiencedatrunningabusiness?是我在经营公司上经验太少了吗I-Ididn'tgotoHarvard?是因为我没上过哈佛吗My...Mymethodsaren'tbythebook?我不够照本宣科吗Imean,isn'tthathowwegothere?我是说那不就是我们能到今天这步所靠的吗Really?真的吗Ineedadultsupervision?我需要成人监督吗Couldwebedoingbetter?我们能做得更好吗Wehitourfive-Yeargoalinninemonths.我们用九个月完成了我们的五年计划Exactly.确实Jules,wecan'tkeepupwithourownsuccess.朱尔斯我们已经跟不上了Youknowthat.你知道的You'reanhourlatetoeverymeeting.你每次开会都要晚一个小时Wehaveanameforit...Julesstandardtime.我们叫它朱尔斯标准时间Andlook,Igetit.There'sonlysomanyhoursintheday.你看我们一天就只有24个小时We'reallplayingcatchup.我们在玩追赶游戏Ourtechguysworkuntil2:00,3:00inthemorning.我们这些技术员要工作到凌晨两三点Customerserviceisslammed.客服电话全堵着We'rerunningoutofinventory.我们用尽了库存We'vegotshippingissuesandprogrammingproblems.我们要解决运输和程序的问题And...Andthebiggerweget,单子越大Themorecomplicatedit'sgonnaget.我们要解决的问题就越复杂Butisn'tthiswhatastartupis?但新公司不都是这样的吗What?什么Sayit.Whatiseveryonesoworriedabout?说吧大家都在担心什么Thatit'sallgoingtoofast,anditcouldgetawayfromus.公司运转速度太快了快脱离我们掌控了OurinvestorsjustthinkthataseasonedCEO我们的投资者认为一个经验丰富首席执行官Couldtakesomethingsoffyourplate.能帮你减轻点负担That'sall.Justfreeyouuptodowhatyoudogreat.只是这样只是让你去做你更擅长的事Youcomeupwiththeideas,你来想点子Andletsomebodyelsemakethetrainsrunon然后让其他人确保一切运行正常

time.But,Cameron,thisnewperson,但是卡梅伦这个新人Theyaregoingtowanttodothingstheirway.他们都想用他们自己的方式来做事Technicallybemyboss.实际上就是我的上司了Imean,howcanIdowhatIdo我的意思是我要怎么做IfIhavetoreporttosomeoneelse,如果我向其他人汇报RuneveryideaIhavebythisperson?所有想法都要等那个人审批Canyouseethatworking?你看那奏效吗Well,GiltgroupebroughtinaCEO.但Gilt公司就招了一个首席啊Howaretheydoing?他们做得不是很好吗Imean,getmeCEOlessons,youknow?让我上个什么首席执行官课程吧好吗Uh,excuseme.呃抱歉apologize,我道歉ButBeckysaidyouneededsomethingtakencareof但是贝琪说你有一些东西要注意Onyourjacket.你的夹克衫Oh,right.噢是的Thankyou,Ben.谢谢你本Ofcourse.没关系TheV.C.smadeupalistofpotentialCEOs.风险投资组列出了有潜力当首席的人员名单Let'sjusttakealookatthelist.我们看看这份名单Exploreit,thendecide.研究一下然后做出决定Babysteps..rH.rH缶步步来Ben.本Somethingbiggoingoninthere?发生什么大事了吗Icouldn'tsay.我不好说Youwereintherealongtime.你在那带待了很久啊Ican'thearathing.我听不到Psst!噗咝Saysomethingaboutmetoher.跟她说说我No,youhavetodoit.不你应该自己来Onmyway,boss.我走了老大Hmm.Boss.嗯老大Hey,Ben.Ben.嘿本本Howold'sthatbriefcase?你那公文包得多老啊It'sa1973executiveAshburnattache.这是个1973年的阿诗本公文包Theydon'tmakeitanymore.他们已经不再生产这种包了I'malittleinlovewithit.我有点喜欢它It'saclassic,Lewis.It'sunbeatable.这是经典款路易斯经久不衰Goodnight.晚安Bye.再见Oh,mygod.Somebodycleanedupthatdesk.噢我的天哪有人清理的桌子

Iswear,Iwasgonnastaylateanddothismyself.我发誓我本来准备加个班亲自整理的Wasn'tme.不是我Bencameinat7:00thismorninganddidit.本早上7点就来把它打扫干净了Who?谁Ben.本Yourintern.你的实习生BenWhittaker.本•惠特克Someone'sveryhappy.有人很高兴啊Brilliant.Thankyou.太棒了谢谢你Bestthingthat'shappenedaroundhereallweek.这是这周最好的事情了Thankyou.谢谢你们Thisisyourgiftforajobwelldone.这是给你优秀完成工作的奖励I'mFiona,thehousemasseuse.我叫菲奥娜公司的按摩师Hi,Fiona.你好菲奥娜-Hi.-Ben.-嗨-本Hi.Doesthatfeelokay?嗨感觉还可以吗Itfeelsgreat,actually.Thankyou.确实不错谢谢你Okay.You'realittlebittight,Ben.好的你肌肉有点紧哦本Well,Ihaven'tsatatadeskforawhile.嗯好久没在桌子前坐这么久了-Mybody'snotusedtoit.-No,Igetit.-我身体不太适应-哦我懂Plus,theysaysittingisthenewsmoking.另外他们说久坐和吸烟差不多LetmeseewhatIcando.让我来看看我能做什么I,uh,spottedyouinthelunchroom.我在餐厅看到过你Iwonderedwhoyouwere.我就想你是谁-Didyou?Oh.-Yeah.-你吗噢堤的Thensomeonetoldmeyouwereanintern.有人告诉我你是一名实习生That'sprettycoolofyoutodothis.你做那个实在太酷了Well,it'sabravenewworld.ThoughtI'djumpin.这是个全新的世界我想进来看看Seewhatit'sallabout.看看它什么样Yeah,Iknow.Absolutely.是的很明显我知道I'mconstantlyamazedatwhattheydohere.我经常好奇他们在这里做什么Lovebeingapartofit.很咼心能成为其中一部分Oh.噢-Oh,mygod.-Yeah.-噢我的天堤There.Yeah.Rightthere.这里是的就是这里How'sthat,Ben?怎么样本Well,it's...Oh,boy.嗯噢Good.很好Jason.杰森Okay,good.Good,good.OK好的好的好的There,good.这儿好的Hereyougo.给你Alittletightrighthere.这里有点紧

Isthatbetter?现在好点了吗-Oh,boy,oh,boy.-Oh,how'sthat?-噢噢-噢怎么样Oh,boy.噢Well,itwasnicetomeetyou,Ben.很好很咼兴认识你本Lovethatthere'sanotheroldiebutgoodiehere.很高兴这里还有个老人而且还是个好人Nicetomeetyou.很咼兴认识你Seeyoulater?以后再见Loveto.绝对的Me,too.我也是You'renotasoldasIthoughtyouwere.你可没我想象得那么老Ooh!噢Wait,soyou'resayingyoushaveeveryday?等等你每天都刮脸吗-Yes.-EvenonSundays?-是的-星期天也是吗-Everyday.-Okay,andevenifyouknow-每天-好吧即使你知道Thatyou'renotgonnaseeanyonethatyouknow?今天不用见任何人你也刮胡子吗-Yes.-Howisthispossible?-是的-简直不可思议I'moncheapapartments.Com,我住在廉价公寓好吗AndIliterallycan'taffordasingleapartment并且我也不可能买得起一套单身公寓InallofBrooklyn.就算用上我所有的钱Myparentsgavemetwoweekstofindaplace,我父母给我两周时间找一个地方Andthat'sjustnotgonnahappen.但我肯定找不到Gettingevicted?被赶出门了吗Hey,I'minnorush,butapparentlytheyare.嘿我是一点都不急但很明显他们急Allright,here.Letmeseeyourphone.好吧这里让我看看你手机Cheapapartments.Com.HaveyoutriedCraigslist?廉价公寓你试过Craigslist吗-Yes.-Okay.ThenIamoutofideas.-嗯-那我们没办法了Jules.Hi.Howareyou?朱尔斯嗨最近怎么样Hi.Howareyou?嗨你呢-Hey.-Hey.一嘿一嘿八、、八、、-How'sitgoing?-Well,good.-最近怎么-挺好的-Mike,right?-Yeah.-麦克是吧-是的Yeah,I'mBen.IworkforJules.嗯我叫本我替朱尔斯工作-Yeah,she'llbedowninaminute.-Iknow.-嗯她马上就下来了-我知道Look,Idon'twanttomakeyoufeeluncomfortable,听着我不是想让你难过ButIjusthappentohavelookedoutthewindow,但我刚刚看窗外的时候Anditappearedyouweredrinkingsomething看到你在喝什么Fromapaperbag.是一个纸包装的Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout,man.我不知道你在说什么伙计Whydon'tyoutellheryoucan'tdrivehertoday,为什么你不告诉她你今天不能送她了OrI'mgonnahaveto.不然我就去说了Weallgood?有什么事吗

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