《三打白骨精》剧本

ThreeTimesBeatingtheWhite-BoneMonster三打白骨精旁白:Onceuponatime,therewasanoldstoryaboutTangSanzangandhisthreedisciples.Itissaidthattheyhavetosuffer81strugglesontheirwaytotheWest.Now,theyarriveattheWhiteTigerMountain...四师徒开头出场，视频《英文版敢问路在何方》。Scene1（第一，幕）唐僧：Wukong,wherearewenow?悟空：BaJie,map!悟空：Oh,master,look!师徒四人凑近看地图。悟空：Oh,weareattheWhiteTigerMountain.，、戒:Oh,master,Iamsohungrynow.Ican'tmoveanymore.悟空：Fatpig.八戒:Monkey,ifyousaythetwowordsoncemore,Iwill,Iwill...悟空：Youwill,youwillwhat?八戒:Iwillhelpyoucatchlouses（虱子）.唐僧：Wukong,Iamhungry,too.Wouldyoubringussomefood?八戒:Yousee,ourmasterishungry,too.唐僧：Bajie,don'tforgetwhoatemylastmeal.沙僧：Butmaster,ifthemonstercomes,whatcanwedo?唐僧：Yes,thatisabigproblem,Wukong.悟空：Noproblem!悟空拿着金箍棒绕着他们跑了一圈……八戒:Monkeybrother,what'sthis?悟•空:Electricnet.Imadeit,sonomonstercantouchyouifyoustayinit.唐僧：Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmoreknowledgeable.Knowledgeispower!!!悟空:OK,Iamgoingtofindsomefood,bye!Scene2（第二幕）旁白:WhenwaitingforWukong,theyfeelsoboredthattheydecidetodance.戒:Oh,master,Fmsobored.Let'sdancetogether.唐僧&沙僧：It'sagoodidea.放音乐《海草舞》，三师徒开始跳舞。，、戒:Master,Tmtired.Let'shavearest.唐僧：OK.（师徒三人坐下休息，擦汗、用袖子扇风。）旁白：Atthistime,acloudofdarksmokeisapproaching.TheWhite-BoneMonsteriscoming.白骨精:Electricnet?Itiseasy,hahaha!!!旁白:TheWhite-BoneMonsterchangesherselfintoacountrygirl.村姑:Hello?Didyoudancejustnow?CanIjoinyou?唐僧：Oh,lady,fordancing,threepeopleareenough.放音乐,唱歌,跳舞村4古：Look!I'mverygoodatdancing.Icanteachyou.唐僧：Oh,lady,youdancesowell.Comeinandteachus.这时悟空回来了。悟空:Youarethemonster,Iwillkillyou.唐僧：Oh,Wukong,whatareyoudoing?Sheismyteacher.八戒（对悟空）:Sheismyteacher!悟'空：Sheisamonster!八戒（对唐僧）:sheisamonster!这个地方八戒要表现出墙头草的样子。唐僧：Don'tsaythis.（这时放《onlyyou》，当做紧箍咒）Onlyyou Scene3（第三幕）旁白:AfterWukongfainted,theWhite-BoneMonstercomesbackagainandbecomesanoldwoman.白骨精：Wohahaha,SunWukong,Iwillteachyoualesson.白骨精变身老妇出场。老妇：Daughter!Daughter!Whereismydaughter?Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?唐僧：Daughter?No,sorry.老妇:Daughter?Daughter?师徒三人左右移动故意作出挡住村姑尸体的样子。老妇：Look!AUFO!（指着天上）唐僧、八戒、沙僧（齐声）：What?老妇:Oh,mydaughter!（见到女儿尸体，扑上去哭。）悟空刚从紧箍咒的痛苦中清醒过来，看到老妇。悟空：Youarethemonster,Iwillbeatyou.（我打死你这个死妖精。）听到这句话，唐僧去挡老妇，孙悟空把唐僧推到在地后，将老妇打死。沙僧扶起唐僧。沙僧：Master,areyouOK?Howmany?唐僧：Two.Gameover,SunWukong.旁白：Atthistime,theWhite-BoneMonsterknowthatTangsengisveryangrywithSunWukong.Sosheseizesthechanceandchangesintoanoldmantolookforhiswifeandhisdaughter.老头:Mywife,mydaughter,it'stimefordinner.Whereareyou?老头:Oh,mypoorwife,mypoordaughter,whokilledyou?老头：You?You?You?（看到师徒三人，依次指着沙僧、唐僧、八戒，三人依次否认。）悟空转身，见又一个妖怪来了，果断举起金箍棒就要打。悟'空：Youaregoingtodie,monster.唐僧：OhWukong,youhavekilledthreepeople.,悟空:Theyarenothumanbeings.Theyaremonsters.唐僧：Monster?Ithinkyouaretherealmonster.Neverletmeseeyou,go!Yougo!【放离别音乐。悟空一步三回头，唐僧坚决让悟空走。】八戒：Ohmaster,monkeybrotherisaway.唐僧：Don'tsaythatguyanymore.Scene4（第四幕）旁白:TheWhite-BoneMonsterissohappythatWukongisaway.SheisreadytoenjoythemeatofTangseng.白骨精：Hahahahaha,howfoolishyouare.Iwilleatyou,TangSeng.原来悟空已经识破了白骨精的奸计，是故意离开的，看到白骨精终于露出了原形，悟空奔过来，一棒拍死了白骨精。悟'空：Don'ttouchmymaster.沙僧：Oh,ourheroisback!八戒:Monkeybrother 唐僧起来，迷茫的问悟空。唐僧：Ican'tunderstand.What...whathappened?悟空:Master,youwerecheated,themonsterhaschangedintothreedifferentshapes.唐僧:Buthowdidyoufindit?悟空：Monkey'sfeelings.唐僧：Wukong,IthinkIamwrong.悟空：What?唐僧：Iamsorry!悟空：Ican'thearclearly.唐僧：Iamsosorry,youaremymonkey.悟空：Iamalwaysyourmonkey.八戒：Iamalwaysyourpig.众人合：Wearealwaystogether.众人嘘声后离开。这时继续放视频《英文版敢问路在何方》，四师徒接着上路取经。旁白:Now,thefourmonkscontinuetheirjourneytotheWest.Thisst