小沈阳经典台词英语三

UncleZhaoThey'reallinwhiteandyellow.Lotsoffolks'waitingforyouwithsignaturepensinhands,tearsspillin'allover。CCTVManWhy'sthat?UncleZhaoThey'reexcited。CCTVManLet'sgothere,then。UncleZhaoThecenteraskedmetofeastyouhereintownfirst.Howabutthat?毕福剑：在这儿吃饭？赵本山：这是铁岭最贵的，你来吧。毕福剑：别别，大爷，不，老哥，我在飞机上吃了。赵本山：那客随主便，好不好？给你怎么安排你就听话，来来。小沈阳：毕老师，你不给照个相吗？毕老师。毕福剑：你是男服务员？小沈阳：嗯哪。毕福剑：长得挺委婉的。赵本山：我刚开始来就误会了，你说哪有这打扮，哎呀妈呀。坐，刚到是吧？毕福剑：刚到，刚到。赵本山：咱是老乡。毕福剑：是吗？赵本山：你不是大连人吗？毕福剑：对对，大连人。赵本山：你住哪儿？毕福间我住大连老鳖湾。赵本山：哎呀妈呀，有亲戚，孩子她姥爷也在老鳖湾，也姓毕。毕福剑：你姥爷叫毕什么？毛毛：毕门庭。毕福剑：你姥爷打麻将肯定是高手。赵福剑：咋的？毕福剑：闭门听嘛。赵本山：正好你叫闭门炮。CCTVManWhyhere?UncleZhaoHerewe'vegotthebestrestaurantinTieling.Doc'methiswayplease。CCTVManButI'vehadmymealontheplane。UncleZhaoYou'remyguest,sopleasefollowmyarrangements。ShenyangApictureofthetwoofus,please。CCTVMan(toShenyang)You're...amalewaiter?ShenyangYup。CCTVManYoulookawfully,awfullysweet,boy。UncleZhaoI,too,tookhimtobeawomanwhenIfirstcame.Howfunnyheisdressin'uplikethis?Sitdownhere.Didyouenjoyyourtrip?CCTVManYes,quite。UncleZhaoWemus'befellowtownsmen。CCTVManArewe?UncleZhaoAin`tyoufromDalian?CCTVManSure。UncleZhaoWhichpart?CCTVManOldTurtleBend。UncleZhaoWherehermummy'sdaddyusedtolive,too.Sowe'reevenrelatives。CCTVMan(toYadar)What`shisname?YadarBiMenting。CCTVManYourgrandpamustbegoodatplayingmahjong。UncleZhaoWhy?CCTVManThenamesoundslikeamahjongterm。UncleZhaoThatmatchesyou'nickname"BiMengpao,"asyou'reamahjongmanyou'self。毕福剑：我叫毕福剑。赵本山：这也是的，没准儿都.....。实在.....。哎呀，这一笑，你看看，多像你姥爷临走那张照片。毛毛：爷爷，你快看，不笑更像。毕福剑：我今儿个躲不开了。赵本山：孩子这一辈子，跟爷爷不行，就跟姥爷亲。姥爷临走把她哭完了。快认姥爷。毛毛：姥爷好。毕福剑：别别别，起起......。大过年的，你要来这个，我得给你压岁钱了。赵本山：不用，不用。哎呀，这家伙，来.....。小沈阳：毕老师，你给我照个相呗。赵本山：这没吃饭呢，你先揣起来。点菜，快点。小沈阳：照完再点呗。赵本山：点完再照。小沈阳：要跑了呢？赵本山：。谁跑啊？毕老师都低调来的，你别跟人这样说。她姥爷，这都.....。实在亲戚，你就点吧。毕福剑：不不不，咱随便吃点饭就可以了。您来，您来。赵本山：现在咱家都富了，农民生活跟过去不一样了。你就铆劲儿吃，你说吃能吃多少钱哪。我点。毕福剑：随便来。赵本山：澳洲鲍鱼四只。小沈阳：对不起，没有。毕福剑：算了，别点那么贵的。你往下来。赵本山：四斤的龙虾。小沈阳：对不起，没那么大的。CCTVManJustBiFujian。UncleZhaoYeah,whutan...well,I'mreally...(ToYadar)Look,hesmileslikethelastpictureofyou'deadgrandpa。YadarLook,evenmorelikeitwhenhedoesn't。CCTVManSoI'mhopelesseitherway。UncleZhaoThegirl'smuchclosertohermaternalgrandpathantome.Sortofcriedherheartoutwhenhedied.Sayhellotoyou'newgrandpa。Yadar(kneelingdown/withakowtow)Howdoyoudo,grandpa。CCTVManDon't,please.It`sSpringFestvialnow,andIshould'vegivenyousomegiftmoney。UncleZhaoDon'tbotherwiththat,sir.You'reindeed..。ShenyangWehaven`thadourpicturetaken,sir。UncleZhao(toShenyang)Wehaven'torderedourdishesyet.Putthisdamn'thingaway.We'llseewhuttoeatfirst.C'me。ShenyangJustonepicture,please。UncleZhaoServethemealfirst。ShenyangWhatifherunsawayafterthemeal?UncleZhaoWhowill?Mr.Bi'samodestman,comingallhiswayfromBeijin'togiveusfolksachance.Don'tyousayathinglikethat.(ToCCTVMan)I'mwhuttheycalla"countrypumpkin,"mydearin-law,notreallyknowin'howtotreataguest.Soyoupleaseorderthedishes。CCTVManDon'tbetoopolite.Youdoit。UncleZhaoNowwepeasantshavegotrich,muchbetteroffthanbefore.Eatasmuchasyouwant,itain'tgonnabeabigdealanyway.Pleasegivemethemenu。CCTVManDon'tbeextravagant,buddy。UncleZhaoAustralianabalones,four。ShenyangSorry,they'reoutofstock。CCTVManTooexpensiveanyway.Let'smoveondown。UncleZhaoLobstersof2kiloseach。ShenyangSorry,nothingthatbi赵本山：有多大的？小沈阳：有一斤多的。赵本山：一斤多的.....。有吗？赵本山：有.....。还是没有啊？赵本山：这个.....。我跟你说，有没有，这是你开的店呢，你还不明白？这不差钱。小沈阳：哦.....。那没有。毕福剑：下边我看看，鱼翅就更别点了。赵本山：鱼翅有也别吃了，我吃鱼翅有一回就卡住了，后来用馒头噎，用醋泡，都不好使，到医院用镊子拿出来的。不吃那玩意儿。毕福剑：他也没有。赵本山：你这酒店怎么要啥啥没有呢？干什么玩意儿吃的？这毕老师容易来一趟？把你老板找来小沈阳：没有。赵本山：你就记住一个没有了，是不？老板。小沈阳：啊，老板哪？老板出去了。赵本山：上哪儿去了？小沈阳：不知道。赵本山：啥玩意儿呀你？你说吃啥呀？毕福剑：来点儿家常便饭。民间的。赵本山：民间的是吧？来民间的吧，孩子，来个小野鸡炖蘑菇。小沈阳：没有。赵本山：这个可以有。小沈阳：这个.....。真没有。UncleZhaoWhutkinddoyouhave?ShenyangHalfakiloeach。UncleZhaoSomethin'youreallyhave?ShenyangYeswedo...orno?UncleZhaoC'meon,boy,it'syoutakecareofthingshere.Don'tyouknowwhutyou'vegotan'whutnot?I'llne'ershortchangeyou。ShenyangSono,wehaven'tgotlobsters。CCTVManLetmehavealook.Evenlessneedfororderingshark'sfin。UncleZhaoIwon't.Onceasharpboneinafishgotstuckinmyt'roat.Itriedtoremoveitbyswallowin'lumpsofricean'softenin'itwithvinegar.Itdidn'twork,though.Iwasthenrushedtohospitaltogetitpickedbackoutwiths'metweezers.So,sharpstuffjus'won'tdo。CCTVManNotincludedonthemenu,anyway。UncleZhaoThisrestaurant'sgotnothin'toserve.You'vewastedyou'chancetomakecustomershappy.AdisgracetomygreatestguestMr.Bi.Where'syou'boss?Gethimhere。ShenyangNoboss,sir。UncleZhaoRunoutofabossaswell?ShenyangWell...thebossisout。UncleZhaoWhere'she?ShenyangNoidea。UncleZhaoWhutthehellshallwehavetoeat,then?CCTVManJustsomethinghomely。UncleZhaoAllright,homelyfarethen.Alovelylittlepheasantboiledwithmushrooms。ShenyangI'msorry,sir。UncleZhaoThat'swhutyoucanhave。ShenyangSomethingwereallydon'thave。赵本山：我给你带来了啊，咱有。来，丫蛋，把这拿来。哎呀，多亏带来了。毕福剑：老哥.....。赵本山：我是给你往北京带的，现在你拿不走了，赶紧得在这儿吃了。毕福剑野山鸡不能吃。赵本山：这是家养的。都是野蘑菇。把这个炖了，高压锅啊，时间长点，来。好了，这儿有一个菜了。来，笨蛋。小沈阳：你说谁笨蛋？！赵本山：不是，我说再点个笨鸡蛋。小沈阳：没有。赵本山：我有。这样.....。毕福剑：老哥.....。赵本山：这鸡蛋和大葱一炒。毕福剑：你怎么下一趟饭店，材料都自己备？赵本山：不是，他没有啊，问题是。给他钱都没处找去。几个菜了？俩了，这样吧，给你们点机会。毕老师来一回，你们饭店表示不？小沈阳：赠送一个呗。哎呀妈呀，大爷你咋这么抠呢？你说你一个没点，完了我们还得搭一个，啊？赵本山：我说小伙子，咱们不是一个没点。我点完之后，鲍鱼、龙虾你都没有。小沈阳：有没有，你心里还没数吗？赵本山：我有啥数，你不是说没有吗？小沈阳：别说话了。一说万一要有，咋整啊？赵本山：你到底有没有？这差钱还是咋的？UncleZhaoAllright,servetheonewebrought.Getithere,Yadar.Luckywedidn'tc'mewithemptyhands。CCTVManNo,buddy..。UncleZhaoIthoughtyoucouldtakeitbacktoBeijin'.Asyoucan't,wemightaswellfinishitupherean'now。CCTVManPheasantsareforbiddenforconsumption。UncleZhaoThisone'sgrownathome.Cookthewildmushrooms,too,inahigh-pressurecookertillthey'reth'roughlydone.Sofarwe'vegotonedishready.C'mehere,dumbbell。ShenyangWhatdidyousay?UncleZhaoImeanplusadumbegg。ShenyangWedon'thaveany,sir!UncleZhaoIdo.Allright..。CCTVManBuddy..。UncleZhaoStir-frytheeggswiththegreenonions。CCTVManWhyboth