第十季第13集感情协议上

第十季:第13集:感情协议（上）PreviouslyonTheBigBangTheory...Pleasestopcrying.〃生活大爆炸〃前情提要・・・别哭了好不好rmbeggingyou.Idon，tknowwhatelsetodo.我求求你了，我不知道还能做什么了Myboobsareyouwantlasagna?奶已经被你喝光了。你要吃点千层面吗？It'sokay,it，s...乖嘛，乖嘛，不哭了。不哭了...Whathavewedone?我们这是造的什么孽啊？What...what'sallthis?这・・.这是干嘛呢？Well,itsoundedlikeyouwerehavingaroughday,soIwantedyoutocomehometosomethingnice.你今天过得好像不是很顺心所以我希望你回家能享受一下Oh,thatissothoughtful.哇，真体贴Hey,doyourememberwhenwewentwinetastinginSantaBarbaraandyousaidthatwasthebestroseyou'deverhad?嘿，你记不记得我们之前去SantaBarbara的品酒会你说那是你喝过最好喝的葡萄酒？Yeah,Irememberusdrivingupthere,goingtothewineryand...that'sit.我记得我们开车过去进了酒庄，然后...其他都不记得了Andthiswineis.就是因为这个酒，哇Hey,whatsmellssogood?什么这么香？Imadeyourfavorite:pizzabagels!我做了你最爱吃的:披萨面包圈！Pinkwineandpizzabagels?葡萄酒和披萨面包圈？It'slikeeighthgradealloveragain.好像回到了八年级的时候Iamsoluckytohaveyou.有你在真好Well,nowbecareful,thesearehot.小心点，这些很烫I...Icouldexplainthethermodynamicsofwhythecheeseseemshotterthanthecrust,butinstead,I'mgonnakeepittomyselfOh..我・・・我可以用热力学解释为什么芝土好像要比酥皮烫但是，我不告诉你噢Youalwaysknowwhatnottosay.你总是知道什么不该说Ijust,Ican'tbelieveyoudidallthis.我实在不敢相信你准备了这么多Well,youknow,it?seasytotakeeachotherforgrantedand你知道人很容易就把对方的付出当成理所当然Ineverwanttodothattoyou,becauseyourlove,it'slikeariver.我不想这样对你，因为你的爱就像一条河It'speacefulanddeep.平静而深沉Yoursoulis,it，slikeasecretthatInevercouldkeep.你的灵魂，就像一个秘密我忍不住想分享YoudidnotjustquoteanNSYNCsong.你该不会引用了超级男孩的歌吧IquotedyourfavoriteNSYNC...Mm.Damn.我引用了你最喜欢的那首超级男孩的歌。哇嗝，该死Iburpedsohard,Idiedinmygame.这个嗝太大了，害得我游戏都输了Ourwholeuniversewasinahot,densestate宇宙一度又烫又稠密，Thennearly14billionyearsagoexpansionstarted...Wait!140亿年前终于爆了炸・・・等着瞧！TheEarthbegantocool地球开始降温，Theautotrophsbegantodrool,Neanderthalsdevelopedtools自养生物来起哄，穴居人发明工具，WebuilttheWall**Webuiltthepyramids我们建长城，我们建金字塔，Math,Science,History,unravelingthemystery数学，自然科学，历史，揭开神秘Thatallstartedwithabigbang一切由大爆炸开始，Leonard,I'vebeenmeaningtoaskyou:whatsizeshoedoyouwear?莱纳德我一直都想问你你穿几码的鞋？Why?rmtryingtotakemoreofaninterestinotherpeople'slives.问这个干嘛?我在尝试着关心别人的生活That'snice.Iwearasizeeightandahalf.That，ssmall.你人真好。我穿八码半（39码）脚真小So,tellme,doyouhaveanyplansfortheweekend?跟我说说，你周末有什么打算吗？Areyougonnalaughattheanswer?我说了你会笑我吗？Onlyiftheansweris,/shoppingforbabyshoes.〃如果你回答〃买婴儿鞋〃的话我就会Ifyoumustknow,Pennywonaspaweekendfromworkandshe，stakingme.你非要知道的话佩妮赢了公司一个温泉周末她要带我一起去Oh,wellyouknow,thatisinteresting.还是挺好玩的嘛Iwonderwhatkindofinfectionyou'11comehomewith.我很好奇你会感染到什么病Mymoney，sonfungal.我赌真菌感染They'restillhavinggirls，nightacrossthehall.她们还在对面过〃闺蜜之夜〃Oh,so,hangoutwithmeandwe'11haveboys'night.那来跟我玩，我们来个〃男孩之夜〃Atourage,whydon，twecallitman'snight?我们这个年纪了为什么不叫〃男人之夜〃？Becausewejustspentourallowanceoncomicbooks.因为我们才刚刚花钱买了漫画书Penny,isitweirdthatwe'rehavinggirls，nighthere,butyoudon'tlivehereanymore,soit'sbasicallymygirls，night?佩妮你觉不觉得奇怪，我们在这里过〃闺蜜之夜〃但你已经不住这了所以可以说，这是我的〃闺蜜之夜〃？Ihadn'treallythoughtaboutit.我还真没想过这个Butnowyou'rethinkingaboutitanditbothersyou?Igetthat.现在你开始想了，而且开始烦了对吧?我懂的啦ThingsgoingwellwithyouandSheldonlivingtogether?你和谢尔顿同居日子过得还好吧？Betterthanasksaboutmyday,takesaninterestinmylife.很好。他会跟我聊日常，关心我的生活He'slikemyboyfriendincollege,excepthe，sreal,sopeoplecanseehim.他就像我大学的男朋友不过谢尔顿是真的存在，大家能看到他rvebeenseeinghimforyears,Tmstillnotconvincedhe'sreal.这些年我一直能看到他但还是不能相信他是个大活人Hey,canIaskyouaquestion?我能问你一个问题吗？You'vebeenmarriedforawhile.你结婚也有些日子了Isitnormalforthehusbandtokindofcompletelystopgivingacrap?老公开始不再把你捧在手心正常吗？Uhoh,what'sgoingon?发生什么事了？Well,Leonardusedtodoallthesethings,likebringmeflowersandwearpants.莱纳德以前会做很多事情比如送我花还有穿裤子It'sokay,Howieneverhasonpants.小事啦，豪伊从来都不穿的TheDomino,sguybringsthepizzalikethisnow.Domino的外卖小哥现在送披萨时候是这样的Well,Sheldonalwayshashispantson.谢尔顿一直都穿裤子Idon，tthinkIcouldpickhiskneesoutofalineup.估计你让我在一堆人里认我都认不出他的膝盖Well,it'snotjustthepants.不光是穿裤子Just,it'slikesincewegotmarried,hedoesn'treallytryanymore.Uh,Penny?就好像是，因为我们结婚了他就不会再取悦我了，呃，佩妮啊？Idon'tknowhowtosaythis,butthisismyfirstgirls，nightandyou，rekindofbummingeverybodyout.我不知道该怎么说但今天是我第一个女孩之夜感觉你把所有人的兴致都打消了Allright,gotHalleytosleep.终于把哈雷弄睡着了Yeah,Iheardyouonthebabymonitor.嗯，我在婴儿监视器上听见你了Didn，tthinkyoucouldturnthethemefromWalkingDeadintoalullaby.没想到你能把行尸走肉的主题曲唱成摇篮曲Yeah,gottogetherhookedonTV,orsomeday,she，11wantmetoplayoutside.嗯，我得让她喜欢看电视要不总有一天她会让我陪她出去玩的Boy,thatfloorissosqueaky.那个地板响的太厉害了rmsurprisedIdidn，twakeherupwalkingoutoftheroom.很惊讶我走出来时候居然没把她弄醒Haveyoutriedanythingtofixit?你试过修它了吗？Well,Iputtherugdown.Itdidn，thelp.我把地毯铺上了。没用Iknow.Blueshag.Whatwereyouthinking?我知道，蓝长绒地毯，你想什么呢？Didtrynailingacoupleoftheboardsdown.我把几块板子钉下去了Didthatdoanything?这管用吗？Yeah,itleftlittleholesinthefloor,that'swhyIboughttherug.嗯，它在地板上留下了小洞，就是因为这个我才买的地毯Ifyoudothat,F11winineightmoves.如果你那么走，我八步就能赢你r11wininfivemoves.I'11wininonemove.我五步就能赢。我一步就能赢Oh,no.Good.Hey.太糟了，游戏愉快。嘿，嗨Oh,Penny,I'mtryingtotakeaninterestinotherpeople.佩妮我在试着关注别人Uh,howwasyourgirls'night?Oh,itwasfine.女孩之夜怎么样啊?还好啊Hmm.Didyouhaveanythingtoeat?Uh,chips.你吃什么了吗?有薯片Anythingtodrink?Somewine.喝什么了吗?有红酒Well,rmjustplayingtennisagainstthedrapeshere.我这完全是在对牛弹琴啊Justignore.Atleasthetookaninterest别理他就好了，至少他还对我有点兴趣What'sthatsupposedtomean?Nothing.这又是什么意思?没什么Hey,what'sgoingonwithyou?嘿，你怎么了？Well,hey,comeon,justtellme.Fine.没什么的，跟我说吧，好吧Idon，twanttotalkaboutit.我现在不想谈这个Lately,Ikindoffeellikeyou'vebeentakingmeforgranted.最近，我感觉你有点不把我当回事了What?Whereisthiscomingfrom?Leonard.啥?这又是哪门子话？莱纳德啊Shemightbedrunk.她可能喝醉了Allshehadwaschips.她只吃了薯片It'sjust,sincewegotmarriedyouseemtothinkyoudon，thavetotryanymore.就是，自从我们结婚之后你认为你不需要继续讨好我了Thatisridiculous.ThisisexactlywhyIdidn，twanttotalkaboutit.胡说八道。这就是我不想谈这个的原因No,No,no,no.Let'stalkaboutit.别，别,别,我们来谈谈吧rmtheonewho'smadealltheeffortinthisrelationshipsincedayone.在这段恋爱里我从始至终都很努力地维持我们的感情PleasetellmewhatmoreIcoulddo.我做的还不够吗Okay.Youknowwhat?MaybeI'11takeAmywithmetothespathisweekendinstead.好吧，猜猜怎么着?我这周末要艾米陪我去做spaFine,goisfree.好啊，随你。艾米有空ShehadaharplessononSaturday,butitgotcanceled...她本来有竖琴课但是被取消掉了...Boy,whenyoutakeaninterestinpeople,youreallyuncorkageyserof.Thanks,Daddy.天啊，当你开始关注别人时候鬼话真是止都止不住啊，嗯，谢谢，老爸Hesaidtheonlywaytoreallyfixanoldfloorlikethatistotearitupandreplacethewholething.他说修这种旧地板唯一的方法就是把它全部揭起来然后重新铺一遍Thatsoundson.这听起来太贵了，等等Nooffensetoherfather,buthe'snotanMITtrainedengineer.我没有不尊敬她父亲但他不是麻省理工的工程师啊Thinkingandb