生活大爆炸经典中英文台词

生活大爆炸经典中英文台词生活大爆炸经典中英文台词生活大爆炸经典中英文台词资料仅供参考文件编号：2022年4月生活大爆炸经典中英文台词版本号：A修改号：1页次：1.0审核：批准:发布日期：生活大爆炸经典台词整理-Sheldon:Inthewinter,thatseatiscloseenoughtotheradiatortoremainwarm,冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和，andyetnotsocloseastocauseperspiration;也不会很热到直流汗。inthesummer,it'sdirectlyinthepathofacross-breezecreatedbyopeningwindowsthere,andthere.夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。Itfacesthetelevisionatananglethatisneitherdirect,thusdiscouragingconversation,而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话，norsofarwideastocreateaparallaxdistortion.不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。Icouldgoon,butIthinkI'vemademypoint.我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。别老记着这能忘得掉吗ForgetYouwantmetoforget我这脑子啥东西忘得掉啊!Thisminddoesnotforget.从我妈给我断奶后我就没忘掉过一件事Ihaven'tforgottenasinglethingsincethedaymymotherstoppedbreastfeedingme.-那天是周二下着毛毛雨-好了...-ItwasadrizzlyTuesday.-Okay...你哭什么Whyareyoucrying我哭我自己蠢啊BecauseI'mstupid!那也没理由哭啊That'snoreasontocry.人只有悲伤的时候才该哭Onecriesbecauseoneissad.比如说其他人都太蠢我感到悲伤Forexample,Icrybecauseothersarestupid所以我才哭我和许多女生交往过Well,I'vedatedplentyofwomen.JoyceKim还有LeslieWinkle...TherewasJoyceKim...LeslieWinkle...通知牛津英语词典的编辑们NotifytheeditorsoftheOxfordEnglishDictionary."许多"现在被重新定义为"两个"Theword"plenty"hasbeenredefinedtomean"two."Sheldon你是个聪明人Sheldon,youareasmartguy.-你得知道-我是"聪明人"-Youmustknow...-I'm"smart"要被归为"聪明人"我得去掉60点智商才行I'dhavetolose60IQpointstobeclassifiedas"smart."-Dr.Gablehauser.-Dr.Koothrappali.-Dr.Gablehauser.-Dr.Hofstader.-Dr.Gablehauser.-Dr.Cooper.-Dr.Gablehauser.-.我是硕士IhaveaMaster'sdegree.谁不是Whodoesn't多年来我们一直潜心试图探究他将如何繁衍后代Overtheyears,we'veformulatedmanytheoriesabouthowhemightreproduce.我主张的是有丝分裂I'manadvocateofmitosis.什么I'msorry我相信总有一天当Sheldon吃到一定量的泰国菜IbelieveonedaySheldonwilleatanenormousamountofThaifood他就会分裂成两个SheldonandsplitintotwoSheldons.另一方面我在想Sheldon可能是他这个物种的幼虫状态Ontheotherhand,IthinkSheldonmightbethelarvalformofhisspecies,有一天他会做茧不出俩月就破茧成蝶andsomedayhe'llspinacocoonandemergetwomonthslaterwithmothwingsandanexoskeleton.Howard电话在响!Howard,thephoneisringing!我有个疯狂的主意老妈接电话如何!Here'sacrazyidea,Ma:Answerit!你好Hello好的稍等Allright,holdon.是你朋友Leonard!It'syourfriend,Leonard!他想知道你为什么今天没去上学!Hewantstoknowwhyyou'renotatschooltoday!我不是去上学老妈我在大学就职Idon'tgotoschool,Ma.Iworkatauniversity.那就是学校!快接电话!That'saschool!Nowpickupthephone!我谁都不想理Idon'twanttotalktoanybody.要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作业带来吗ShouldIaskLeonardtobringoveryourhomework!我没什么家庭作业的Idon'thavehomework.我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们I'magrownmanwithamaster'sdegreeinengineering!抱歉了不起先生Excuseme,Mr.Fancy-Pants.想吃冰棒吗WantmetogetyouaPopsicle樱桃味的好吧!Cherry,please!樱桃味的我吃了只剩蔬菜味的了Iatethecherry.Allthat'sleftisgreen.你让我真想自杀呀Youmakemewanttokillmyself.她是位女生，她也是位朋友，但她不是我的，请原谅我做这个动作，"女朋友"She'sagirl.She'saisnotmy-pleaseforgivemefordoingthis--"Girlfriend."哼我不喜欢虫子怎么啦Yeah,well,Idon'tlikebugs,okay它们让我害怕Theyfreakmeout.有趣Interesting你既怕虫子又怕女人You'reafraidofinsectsandwomen.瓢虫[英文:女士+虫]还不得把你吓昏了Ladybugsmustrenderyoucatatonic.不然你怎么考试Howelseareyougonnastudyforthetests最好还要考试吗There'sgonnabeatest可不止一次考试Test-sss.Sheldon我看到你在为SmithsonianSo,Sheldon,Iseeyou'reorganizingyourpapers傻冒儿博物馆赶论文呢fortheSmithsonian在撤下LeslieWinkle的永久展览前那里没有多余的展厅Therewon'tbeanyroomuntiltheygetridofthepermanentLeslieWinkleexhibit.我和Sheldon谈过了他也不好受Um,ItalkedtoSheldonandhefeelsterribleandheagrees他也觉得自己无理取闹有些过分了thathewasunreasonableandoutofline.真的很好呀ReallyWell,that'sgreat.就给他道个小歉嘛Yeah,sojustapologizetohim,okay那么你和她...So,youandher...-没啦普通邻居而已-真的-No,justneighbors.-Really.隔壁住着这样的妞儿怎么都不行动啊Idon'tknowhowyoulivenextdoortothatwithoutdoingsomethingaboutit.其实...科学才是我的女神Actually...scienceismylady.那年是1995年Theyearwas1995.地点是密西西比州首府杰克逊Theplace:Jackson,我坐了整整十个小时的汽车Havingspenttenhoursonabus,途中甚至两次违反了我自己定下的规定DuringwhichIhadtotwiceviolatemypersonalrule在行驶的车辆上上了厕所Againstrelievingmyselfonboardamovingvehicle...等我终于到达Ifinallyarrived第四届美国南部星舰迷年度大会现场AtthefourthannualDixie-Trekconvention却发现我的偶像威尔·惠顿上别处玩去了OnlytofindthatmyidolWilWheatondecidedhehad决定不过来帮我的超级英雄玩具签名了BetterthingstodothantoshowupandsignmyActionFigure.什么What你背弃了我威尔·惠顿Youbetrayedme,WilWheaton.现在我的复仇来了NowIhavemyrevenge.No,no,Iunderstand.要是我奶奶有个三长两短Anythinghappenedtomymee-maw,我肯定成了伤心欲绝的小甜派I'dbeoneinconsolablemoonpie.我得澄清一下IshouldclarifythatstatementByexplainingthatshecallsme"moonpie."我这么说是因为她叫我"小甜派"Byexplainingthatshecallsme"moonpie."这跟我爸说的完全一样That'sexactlywhatmyfathersaid."来看球赛吧去看球赛吧""Cometothegames.Watchthegames."周复一周的Weekinandweekoutfromthetime从五岁直到我上大学IwasfiveuntilIwentofftocollege.人生当中最漫长的七年Longestsevenyearsofmylife.这里乱得简直毫无编制体系而言Iseenoorganizationalsysteminherewhatsoever.你周一穿什么内裤WhichpantiesdoyouwearonMondays我不要内裤Idon'tneedpanties.只要短裤和衬衫Ijustneedshortsandashirt.妈妈经常跟我说Mymotheralwaystoldme一个人要穿干净内裤oneshouldwearcleanunderpants以防发生意外incaseoneisinanaccident.星星好漂漂啊Starsarepretty,aren'tthey在那高高的地方Upabovetheworldsohigh.像天上的小钻石Likelittlediamondsinthesky.太优美了兄弟That'sbeautiful,dude.你应该把这句话写下来Youshould...youshouldwritethatdown免得被人山寨了beforesomeonestealsit.Howdidyouseeit你说了不看的Yousaidyouwouldn'tlook.不好意思Sorry.正如我所说是英雄就偷窥AsItoldyou,theheroalwayspeeks你好克瑞普克Hello,Kripke.你此刻遭遇的经典恶作剧Thisclassicprankcomestoyou来自恶意复仇的谢尔顿·库珀fromthemalevolentmindofSheldonCooper.如果你想看看自己那张蠢蛋脸Ifyou'dliketoseethelookonyourstupidface,这段视频即刻就会上传到YouTubethisvideoisbeinginstantlyuploadedtoYouTube.并感谢莱纳德·霍夫斯塔德和拉杰·库萨帕里Oh,andahattiptoLeonardHofstadterandRajKoothrappali感谢他们在复仇大业中对我的支持与鼓励fortheirsupportandencouragementinthisenterprise.我计划逃回印度去你呢实验日志第一篇Researchjournal,entryone.我准备开展I'mabouttoembarkononeof科学生涯中的巨大挑战之一thegreatchallengesofmyscientificcareer:教佩妮物理学teachingPennyphysics.我称之为大猩猩工程Please,please,Idon'thavealotoftime.听着Ramona总算打瞌睡了你得帮我甩了她Look,Ramonafinallydozedoff,andIneedyoutohelpmegetridofher.甩了她怎么个甩法Getridofherhow我不知道但显然我正处于某种关系中Idon'tknow,butapparentlyI'minsomekindofrelationship,而你似乎是终结这类关系的老手andyouseemtobeanexpertatendingthem.你说什么Excuseme我看见男人们一个接一个从这儿离开倒是没见过再回来的Iseemanaftermanleavingthisapartmentnevertoreturn.Sheldon你真的很宽宏大量谢谢你我很感激Sheldon,thiswasbigofyou.Thankyou.Ireallyappreciateit.谢谢Thankyou.-晚安Sheldon-Penny...-Goodnight,Sheldon.-Penny...-啥-你有一手-Yes-Wellplayed.谢谢Thankyou.但请记住能力越大责任越大(出自)Justrember:withgreatpowercomesgreatresponsibility.明白Understood.不是厉害是错误我没有改我的状态呀It'snotbold,it'samistake.Ididn'tchangemystatus.那是谁改的Well,thenwhodid我没的选择他在她面前哭了Ihadnochoice.Hecriedinfrontofher.我明白你这么做觉得自己很大方但赠送礼物的基础原则是礼尚往来Iknowyouthinkyou'rebeinggenerous,butthefoundationofgift-givingisreciprocity.你不是给我一份礼物Youhaven'tgivenmeagift.你给了我一份责任You'vegivenmeanobligation.别太郁闷Penny一般新手都会犯这个错误Don'tfeelbad,Penny,it'saclassicrookiemistake.我和Sheldon过的第一个光明节他吼了我八夜MyfirstHanukahwithSheldon,heyelledatmeforeightnights.没事的你用不着回赠礼物的Now,hey,it'sokay.Youdon'thavetogetmeanythinginreturn.我当然得回赠了OfcourseIdo.风俗的精髓就在于我得去给你买份价值相当的礼物TheessenceofthecustomisthatInowhavetogooutandpurchaseforyouagiftofcommensuratevalue才能够代表你的礼物所表达的相同的情意andrepresentingthesameperceivedleveloffriendshipasthatrepresentedbythegiftyou'vegivenme.怪不得每年这个时候自杀率狂飙呀It'snowondersuicideratesskyrocketthistimeofyear.忘了这事吧我不会送你礼物了Okay,youknowwhatForgetit.I'mnotgivingyouapresent.不太迟了我看见了No,it'stoolate.Iseeit.那个精灵贴纸上写着"赠Sheldon"Thatelfstickersays,"ToSheldon."就是啊看别人热闹最乐呵Iknow.It'sfunnywhenit'snothappeningtous.Sheldon我真的非常抱歉Sheldon,Iamvery,verysorry.不我自找的谁叫我出现在你生命里又那么可爱那么举足轻重呢No.No,Ibroughtthisonmyselfbybeingsuchanendearingandimportantpartofyourlife.我需要有人载我去卖场I'mgoingtoneedaridetothemall.风水轮流转我们该倒霉了It'shappeningtous.这在Penny压力很大的前提下才有用ThatpresupposesPennyistense.她了解你她会压力很大的咱不都是嘛快买礼品篮吧!Sheknowsyou.She'stense.Weallare.Buyabasket!喔太好了Penny你终于来交换礼物了Ah,good,Penny,you'reheretoexchangegifts.你一定很高兴因为我的回礼准备很周到哦You'llbepleasedtoknowI'mpreparedforwhateveryouhavetooffer.行~给你Okay,here.先说一句我的肠胃不太舒服IshouldnoteI'mhavingsomedigestivedistress,所以要是我突然离开一阵你可别慌so,ifIexcusemyselfabruptly,don'tbealarmed.你知道这对我意味着什么吗!Doyourealizewhatthismeans!只需要一个健康的卵细胞就可以培育属于我的LeonardNimoy了!AllIneedisahealthyovumandIcangrowmyownLeonardNimoy!Sheldon你这是干嘛!Sheldon!Whatdidyoudo!我知道啊!Iknow!这点东西咋够呢It'snotenough,isit这样好了Here.Leonard看啊Sheldon拥抱我了诶Leonard,look!Sheldon'shuggingme.真是农神节的奇迹呀It'saSaturnaliamiracle.什么What他说也许我们该拿你参加机器人杀手大赛Hesaidmaybeweshouldenteryouinthekillerrobotcompetition.Sheldon你干嘛呢Sheldon,whatareyoudoing我和这小女孩交朋友呢你叫什么名字I'mmakingfriendswiththislittlegirl.What'syournameRebeccaRebecca.嗨Rebecca我是你的新朋友SheldonHi,Rebecca.I'myournewfriend,Sheldon.不别搞了走吧No,you'renot.Let'sgo.-我俩聊得正投机呢-别抬头上面有摄像头维持五个朋友的友情太困难了所以...MaintaingfivefriendshipspromisestobeaHerculeantask,so...我要开除你们其中一个I'mgoingtohavetoletoneofyougo.我我选我吧Me,me,letitbeme.我有罪啊我淘汰了Guiltyascharged.I'mout.不你也安全No.Youtooaresafe.哦不是吧我该怎么做呀Oh,comeon.WhatdoIhavetodo来拿点吧有钱了再还Here.Takesome.Paymebackwhenyoucan.哇里面钱还不少啊Wow,yougotalotofmoneyinthere.所以才派蛇来看守嘛That'swhyit'sguardedbysnakes.-拿点吧-别犯傻了-Takesome.-Don'tbesilly.我才不傻I'mneversilly.我的花销占我税后工资的%Myexpensesaccountfor46.9%ofmyafter-taxincome.其他钱就分摊给小的储蓄帐户Therestisdivviedupbetweenasmallsavingsaccount,也就是这个糊弄人的花生脆罐子thisdeceptivecontainerofpeanutbrittle还有一个超级英雄手办被掏空的屁股andthehollowed-outbuttocksofasuperheroactionfigure为了他的安全起见将继续隐姓埋名whoshallremainnamelessforhisownprotection.或者说为了她的安全起见Orherownprotection.我考虑了一下那个问题Youknow,I'vegiventhemattersomethought,我想我愿意做高智商外星人的宠物andIthinkI'dbewillingtobeahousepettoaraceofsuper-intelligentaliens.有意思Interesting.问问我为什么Askmewhy.必须问啊DoIhaveto当然了这样才能继续对话啊Ofcourse.That'showyoumoveaconversationforward.为什么呢Why将会有很多学习的机会Thelearningopportunitieswouldbeabundant.还有呢我喜欢人家挠我肚肚Additionally,Ilikehavingmybellyscratched.干得好啊LeonardWelldone,Leonard.真正的英雄不求恭维Thetrueherodoesn'tseekadulation.出于本性为正义和公平而战Hefightsforrightandjusticesimplybecauseit'shisnature.我错了Iwaswrong.歌手会写歌来歌颂你啊Minstrelswillwritesongsaboutyou.*曾有一位勇敢的青年他的名字叫做Leonard**ThereoncewasabraveladnamedLeonard**满嘴跑火车逞英雄**Witha-fifiddledee-dee**他与可怕巨人对峙**Hefacedafearsomegiant**而Raj却只想嘘嘘**WhileRajjustwantedtopee.*见到你真好妈妈Goodtoseeyou,Mother.这是你要的茶妈妈Here'syourtea,Mother.-乌龙茶-嗯-Oolong-Yes.-散装的不是袋泡的-嗯-Loose,notbagged-Yes.-泡了三分钟-嗯-Steepedthreeminutes-Yes.-加了2%的牛奶-嗯-Two-percentmilk-Yes.-分开加热的-嗯-Warmedseparately-Yes.-一茶勺糖-嗯-Oneteaspoonsugar-Yes.-原糖-嗯-Rawsugar-Yes.凉了It'scold.我再来一回I'llstartagain.我们说到哪了So,wherewereweHoward和他妈妈一起住Raj只有喝醉了才和女人讲话HowardliveswithhismotherandRajcan'tspeaktowomenunlesshe'sdrunk.开讲吧Go.说啥Saywhat不就是我刚说的嘛That'sbasicallywhatIjustsaid.你带老公来上班你知道规矩的Youbroughtyourhusbandtowork.Youknowtherules.那是我的座Thatismyspot.在这个不断变化的世界中那是唯一一个连续点Inanever-changingworld,itisasinglepointofconsistency.如果将我的人生比作四维笛卡尔坐标系里的一个函数Ifmylifewereexpressedasafunctiononafour-dimensionalCartesiancoordinatesystem,在我第一次坐上那儿的时候那个座的坐标就是(0,0,0,0)thatspotatthemomentIfirstsatonitwouldbezero-zero-zero-zero.好吧Allright.好了舒适惬意安逸000There,niceandcomfycozy.Zero,zero,zero.少了个0There'sonemorezero.你把时间参数忘了Youforgotthetimeparameter.坐你的沙发吧Sitonthedamncouch.宝贝你好...Hey,baby...他的右手给他打电话了Hisrighthandiscallinghim不是啦是LeslieWinkle说来话长No,it'sLeslieWinkle.It'salongstory.但...一切都变了But...Oh,thischangeseverything.什么是真的什么不是我怎么知道What'srealWhatisn'tHowcanIknow那么你们干嘛还坐火车Well,thenwhyareyoudoingit我们投票来着3票坐飞机Well,wehadavote.Threeofusvotedforairplane.Sheldon投坐火车所以我们坐火车Sheldonvotedfortrain.Sowe'retakingthetrn.我是找到盒子了但没有钥匙Okay,Igotabox,butthere'snokeyinhere.都是信Justletters.拿错盒子了放回去That'sthewrgbox.Putitback.哦Sheldon都是你外婆寄的信Oh,Sheldon,aretheselettersfromyourgrandmother表读那些信哦!Don'treadthoseletters!呀瞧瞧她叫你"月亮派"多可爱啊Oh,look,shecallsyou"MoonPie."Thatissocute.快把信放下!Putdowntheletters!-我来了-咋样月亮派-I'mback.-Whatup,MoonPie除了外婆谁都不许叫我月亮派NobodycallsmeMoonPiebutMeemaw!她叫我月亮派是因为我太口耐她想把我吃掉ShecallsmeMoonPiebecauseI'mnummy-nummyandshecouldjusteatmeup.我是物理学家I'maphysicist.我对整个宇宙及其包含的事物都有所了解Ihaveaworkingknowledgeoftheentireuniverseandeverythingitcontains.Radiohead是干嘛的Who'sRadiohead我对整个宇宙及其包含的重要事物都有所了解祝你好运了Ihaveaworkingknowledgeoftheimportantthingsintheuniverse.Goodluck.Penny这是你的生意你有最终决定权Penny,thisisyourenterprise,soit'sultimatelyyourdecision,但鉴于Leonard的工作质量我强烈建议把他打发掉butbasedonthequalityofhiswork,I'dstronglyrecommendthatweletLeonardgo.你想开了我Youwanttofireme我想怎样没关系是Penny的决定WhatIwantisirrelevant.ThisisPenny'sdecision.早知道我要在周六晚上做这个我还不如待在印度Youknow,ifIwantedtospendmySaturdaynightsdoingthis,IcouldhavestayedinIndia.Penny打工仔团体是需要好好教育的Penny,thelaborforceisalivingorganismthatmustbecarefullynurtured.任何会产生不良后果的抱怨必须及时喝止看着Anycounterproductivegrumblingmustbeskillfullyheadedoffbymanagement.Observe.少说话多干活Lesstalk,morework!-做的好-谢谢-Nicelydone.-Thankyou.你要看到什么交头接耳告诉我Youhearanyuniontalk,youletmeknow.要不要来点咖啡Honey,doyouwantsomecoffee我不喝咖啡Idon'tdrinkcoffee.行了你要是睡过去了我们肯定完成不了Comeon,butifyoudon'tstayawakewe'llneverfinishintime.对不起但是我绝不喝咖啡I'msorry,coffee'soutofthequestion.当我搬来加利福尼亚我答应妈妈不磕药的WhenImovedtoCalifornia,IpromisedmymotherthatIwouldn'tstartdoingdrugs.Sheldon我们还有380个要做呢Sheldon,westillhave380ofthesethingstomake.晚安你们行的我对你们绝对有信心Ihavecompletefaiththatyouwillmakethem.Goodnight.LeonardLeonard但是Shelon没了你英明的领导我们的事业绝对是做不起来的But,Sheldon,withoutyourinsightandleadershipthisentireenterprisewillsurelyfail.当然你说的对You'reright,ofcourse.来这个会有帮助Here,thiswillhelp.好吧但要这让我上瘾或产生幻觉Verywell,butifthisleadstoopiatesorhallucinogenics,你得去和我妈交待了you'regoingtohavetoanswertomymother.好吧我了解了你生气了Okay,Igetit,you'reangry.你不愿见到你的小鸟飞离巢穴Youdon'twanttoseeyourlittlebirdleavethenest."小鸟"你都快30了!"Littlebird"You'realmost30!飞吧我的神呐!Fly,forGod'ssake!好我不搬!开心了吧疯婆子Fine,I'llstay!Yahappy,crazylady这么说吧我要怎么解释好呢Oh,let'ssee.HowcanIexplainthis他们不知道如何使用他们的盾Um,theydon'tknowhowtousetheirshields.盾Shields是的就像里的当你要战斗时你要举起你的盾Yeah,youknow,likeinStarTrek,whenyou'reinbattleandyouraisetheshields这想法从哪儿冒出来的Wherethehell'dthatcomefromPenny我发现你今晚也是一个人所以如果在某个时候Penny.Irealizeyou'realsoonyourowntonight,soif,atsomepoint,你感觉到无聊了请千万不要来打扰我youfindyourselfwithnothingtodo,pleasedonotdisturbme.我几个礼拜前去你们那儿你们正巧不在我就忘在那儿了Well,Iwentinthereafewweeksagoandyoug