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绝望主妇第一季第四集中英文台词绝望主妇第一季第四集中英文台词绝望主妇第一季第四集中英文台词xxx公司绝望主妇第一季第四集中英文台词文件编号：文件日期：修订次数：第1.0次更改批准审核制定方案设计，管理制度1-04-Susan不小心纵火烧掉邻居的房子Susanplayedwithfire..-不是我的量杯That'snotmycup.可能会弄伤自己的Andcouldgetburned.去做个spa或者去购物想办法让自己放松一下Gotoaspa,goshopping.Findawaytorelax.Gabrielle找到了一个性伴侣GabriellefoundherselfaplaymateLynette实在没办法控制她那两个调皮捣蛋的孩子Lynettecouldn'tgetherkidstostopplaying.夫人，你现在知道我为何要你停车吗DoyouknowwhyIpulledyouover我有原因的Ihavetheory.我无法很快入睡，我睡完之后还是觉得精疲力尽IfIdon'tgetsomesleep,I'llbeforcedbackupstairsoutofexhuastion.Bree采取了强硬的态度AndBreeplayedhardball.每个人都有自己的杀手锏Everyonehasalittledirtylaundry.我活着的时候，我有不同的身份WhenIwasalive,Imaintainedmanydifferentindentities.情人，妻子，最后成为牺牲者Lover,wifeand,untimatelyvictim.是的，标签对活着的人非常重要Yes,lablesareimportanttotheliving.标签决定了人们该如何看待自己Theydictatehowpeopleseethemselves.就像我的朋友Lynette那样以前她给自己的定位就是职业女性LikemyfriendLynette,sheusedtoseeherselfasacareerwoman.她确实在事业上很成功andahugelysucessfulone.现在她的成功来自美味的午餐精致的留言贴Shewasknownforherpowerlunches,hereye-catchingpresentations还来自于毫不留情的和屋里的脏乱做斗争andherruthlessnessinwipingoutthecompetition.她放弃她的事业就是为了另一个标签Butlynettegaveuphercareertoassumeanewlabel.为了成为一个合格的全职家庭主妇Theincrediblysatisfyingroleoffull-timemother.这是Scavo家Scavoresidence.是，是我Yes,thisisme.很不幸对Lynette而言这个新角色并不像所宣称的那样容易扮演But,unfortunatelyforLynette,thisnewlabelfrequentlyfellshortofwhatwasadvertised.他们到底做了什么……我开着门，离开杂物室只有五分钟Howintheworlddidthey..Ileftthedoortotheartsupplycupboardopenforfiveminutes.5分钟That'sall.Fiveminutes.那个小女孩为什么没喊叫Thelittlegirl,whydidn'tshesayanything你儿子动手太快了Yourboysworkquickly.事实上，很明显他们应该为此事而受到严厉的惩罚Well,obviouslytheywilbepunishedforthisseverely.我本来不想提了但上次你也这么说的Ihesitatebringingthisup,sinceyougotsouglyahoutitlasttime..他们根本没有获得教训Theydon'thaveattentiondeficitdisorder我可没有想教坏我孩子，只是配合你的工作andIwon'tdrugmyboysjusttomakeyourjobeasier.我想要换老师I'dratherchangeteachers.你的孩子之所以留在我班级就是因为只有我才能对付他们They'reinmyclassbecauseI'mtheonlyteacherwhocanhandlethem.或者我们可以把他们分开来或许我们可以把他们分到不同班级去Whatifweseparatethetwins,putthemindifferentclasses他们如果没有待在一起会比较乖一些They'recalmerwhenthey'renotbouncingoffoneanother.我们可以试一下但是如果这么做还是不行的话Wecantrythat,butifitdoesn'twork.可能就没有人再愿意教他们了Wemaynolongerbeabletoaccommodatethem.Lynette突然意识到她的角色又变了ItsuddenlyoccurredtoLynette,herlabelwasabouttochangeyetagain.接下来的几年，她会被人们津津乐道因为她是那两个把TiffanyAxelrod染成蓝色的孩子的母亲Andforthenextfewyears,shewouldbeknownasthemotheroftheboyswhopaintedTiffanyAxelrodblue.看起来这是WISTERIA大街的一个很不错的下午ItlookedtobeaninterestingafternoononWisteriaLane.我的朋友Bree发现一盒神秘的磁带她从她的婚姻顾问那里偷来的AmysteriouscassettetapehadbeendiscoveredbymyfriendBree.Shehadstolenitfromhermarriagecounselor.这就是我之前提到的那个顾问AcounselorI'doncespokentoinstrictestconfidience.你最近怎么样Howhaveyoubeen我又做恶梦了Ihadthenightmareagain.MaryAlice的声音实在是奇怪It'sweirdtohearMaryAlice.-还是那个梦-是的StillthesameoneYes.这次我站在河边ButthistimeIwasstandinginariver我看见那个女孩在水底下andIsawthegirlunderthewater.她不停叫喊着Angela，Angela，一遍一遍Shekeptscreaming"AngelaAngela"overandoveragain.那你认为Angela这个名字有什么意义吗Whatdoyouthinkthesignificanceofthename"Angela"is实际上，这是我的真名Actually,that'smyrealname.她的真名HerrealnameBree,剩下的磁带还说了些什么Whatdoesn'ttheresttapesay更多恶梦的情景和那个另她恐惧的女孩Moreabouthernightmaresandthisgirlshewasafraidof.好，那么我们现在该怎么做Sowhatthehelldowedonow我想我们现在该给Paul看那张纸条IthinkweshouldshowPaulthenote.你觉得他会疯掉的AreyousureHe'sgonnafreak.要拿就现在拿以后恐怕没机会了It'snowandnever.你们看到他很快要把那幢房子卖出去Isawwhathe'saskingfortheplace.It'sgonnatosellingquickly.我能发表一下建议吗CanIsaysomethingPaul搬家我非常开心I'mgladpaul'smoving.我抱歉，但他总是让我很讨厌Iamsorry.hejustalwaysgivenmythecreeps.你们没注意到他总是隐藏些什么吗Haven'tyougunsnoticed,hehasthisdarkthinggoingon对于他，我总感觉有些不怀好意Somethingabouthimjustfeelsmalignant我们都感觉到了点确实有点让人不舒服但是我真喜欢他料理的草坪We'veallsortoffeltit.Thatbeingsaid.Idolovewhathe'sdonewiththatlawn.妈妈，盘子洗好了Mom,thedishisclean.我总是不明白为什么你不正式邀请他和你约会Idon'tunderstandwhyyoudon'tjustaskhimoutonanofficialdate.我在尝试新策略我想扮演那些不易到手的女人I'mtryinganewstrategy.I'mplayinghardtoget.你还想等多久呢Howlongcanyoukeepthatup我想也许等到中午我就会跑向他，乞求他爱我Maybeuntilnoon.ThenIamgongtohavetorunoverthereandbeghimtoloveme.-开玩笑昨天她刚刚洗过车Yougottobekidding.Shewashedhercaryesterday.噢，不，她太过分了Oh,no,she'snot.噢，她使出了杀手锏Yep,she'sbringingoutthebigguns.你该行动了，她主动出击了You'vebettergetoverthere.She'swearingcotton.那么我该跟他说什么呢我看到你半裸着，所以过来看一下WhatdoIsayIsayyouhalf-nakedandIthoughtI'ddropby这是什么What'sthat'这本该寄给MIKE的，我错收的Mikejunkmailwegotbymistake.我为了特殊情况才留到现在的Iheldontoitincaseofanemergency.上帝会保佑你的Godblessyou.你好Hi你好，SusanHi,Susan.我错收到这东西Wegottihisbymistake.谢谢Oh,thanks.但愿这不是重要的信件Ihopeit'snotimportant.不，只不过是个电影的促销广告No,it'sjustapromotionfortheRialyofilmfestival.好，我想我已经完成我的日行一善了Well,IguessI'vedonemygooddeedfortheday.我该回去了I'lljustheadbackhome.再见Bye.102你喜欢看老电影吗Hey,youlikeoldmovie我喜欢极了Iloveoldmovies.我恨死SusanMayer了IhateSuranMayer.每次我看到她那个象鹿眼一样的眼睛，我就想去杀一头鹿EverytimeIseethosebigdoeeyesofhers,IsweartoGodIjustwanttogooutandshootadeer.她这次又做什么了Whathasshedonethistime她又主动投入MikeDelfino的怀抱，一而再，再而三SheisouttherethrowingherselfatMikeDelfino,again.Susan喜欢MikeSusanlikesMike你居然没有注意到,MarthaWherearethehellhaveyoubeen,martha从他搬来后她就一直粘着他She'sbeenlustingafterhimeversincehemovedin.我收到了你的消息，发生什么事了Igotyourmessage.What'sgoingon他们不想被分班Theboysrefusedtobeseperated.他们拒绝了Theyrefuse他们只有6岁，直接强制执行They'resixyearsold.Makethem.学校规定不能对孩子动用强制手段Theschoolregulationsareprettystrictaboutmewrestingwiththeboys.但是你可以试一下帮我个忙Butifyouwanttogiveitashot,bemyguest.好Fine..谁留下，谁换班Oh,whichonegoesandwhichonestays你来选Youpick.你给我从桌上下来I'mgonnatakethewholetable.就这样!That'sright.快点!我是认真的Comeonnow.Imeanit.我喜欢泡澡当然是和你在一起Ilovetakingbaths.Especiallywithyou.就象去世外桃源度假一样It'sliketakingavacationfromtheworld.小时候泡澡是我的讨厌的事IhateedtakingbathswhenIwasakid.当然那时候是和我的玩具鸭子一起玩Ofcourse,backthen,theonlythingIhadtoplaywithwasmyrubberducky.谁啊Who'sthatSolis先生!It'sMr.Solis.别紧张,Carlos在上班Relax.Carlosisatwork.他不会来摁门铃的andhedoesn'tringthedoorbell.是修有线电视的，迟到了3小时It'sthecableguy.He'stherethreehourslate.从后门走吧Usethesideentrance.Gabrielle知道她的假日结束了Gabrielleknewhervacationfromtheworldhadended.她不知道的是John还留下了一个纪念品Whatshedidn'tknowwasJohnleftbehindasouvenir.我跟你说爸爸昨晚没回来Daddidn'tcomehomelastnight.他们吵架了，非常凶Theyhadafight.Abadtime.怎么个凶法啊Howbad凶到快要离婚了Likedivorcecourtbad.你听，只要她有麻烦就会找别的途径发泄Listentoher.shealwaysovercompensateswhenshe'sworried.爸爸离开了，我们就留下来和她在一起我会发疯的IfDadmovesoutandleavesuswithher,I'lllostmymind.饭做好放桌上了Dinnerisonthetable.妈妈爸爸昨晚去哪里了Mom,wheredidDadyolastnight他刚才打了个电话回来说他去费城开个医学方面的会议HegotalastminutecalltospeakatamedicalconferenceinPhiladelphia.坐下吃饭吧Takeyourseats.这个婚姻完蛋了Thismarriageissoover.再次抱歉，我迟到了，时间安排得太紧了SorryIwaslate.Thescheduleroverbookedme.你还要修多久Howlongareyougoingtobe差不多快完了Almostdone.这是什么味道鼠尾草WhatisthatscentIsthatsageandcitrus真奇怪的味道That'samazing.你快点，我有事要做Trytohurry.Ihavestufftodo.出什么事What'shappening修电视的人摔了一跤头撞到地上可能会是脑震荡Thecableguyfell.Hehithisheadonthetub.Hemayhaveaconcussion.现在都快八点了It'salmosteight.他迟到了Hewaslate.晚上好Susan我给你做了个匹萨Hello,Susan.Imadeyouapie.哇呜，为什么Oh,wow!Why我做好事需要有什么动机吗DoIneedamotivetodosomethingnice我快尝尝，我都等不及了我给你做了晚餐（minsmeat）Ican'twaitforyoutotrythis.It'sminsmeat.其实，我已经吃过晚饭了Actually,Ijusthaddinner.没关系，你可以留着以后吃That'sOK.Youcansaveitforlater.有什么事那么可笑What'sfunny我觉得这句话比较可笑:我给你做minsmeat吃Iwasthinkingofthatexpression.I'llmakemincemeatoutofyou.Minsmeat过去的意思是切碎的肉Mincemeatusedtobemostlychoppedmeats.听起来像是就是说，我要把你切成一块一块的Soitwaslikesaying"I'llchopyouupintolittlebits".不过那是很传统的做法了"I'llchopyouupintolittlebits".Butthatwascenturiesago.今天，minsmeat包含水果调料，酒，没有肉Today,mincemeatismostlymadeoffruit,spicesandrum.但是今天人们仍然在说我给你做了minsmeatThere'snomeatinitandstillpeoplesay,"I'llmakemincemeatoutofyou".我不知道人们还在这样说Peopledon'treallysaythatanymore.我知道Ido.Susan,你过得还好吗So,Susan,howareyou不错I'mfine.很好Good.你知道吗，我该好好忏悔一下Youknow.Ihaveaconfessiontomake.我本该在Carl离开你之后对你多些关照IwishI'dbeenmoresupportivewhenKarlleftyou.你没有必要为Carl的事向我道歉Carl和我已经结束了，我还要继续生活下去Oh,youdon'thavetoapologizeaboutkarl.Really.KralandIareover.I'vemovedon.是，我知道你要去和MikeDelfino继续生活下去Iknow.You'vemovedontothatniceMikeDelfino.他很吸引人，不是吗He'squiteacatch,isn'the你喜欢他，不是吗Youlikehim,don'tyou当然，像朋友那样Ah,sure,asafriend.谦虚是未涉人世的小女孩的策略像我们这年纪的女人，这太虚伪了Beingcoyisastrategybestemployedbyvirginsattheirfirstdance.Butforwomenofourage,it'sjustannoying.你确定不要吃匹萨吗Yousureyoudon'twantpie不，谢谢No,thankyou.我希望你的策略能对Mike奏效你竭尽全力的去勾引他IhopeitworksoutwithyouandMike.You'vebeensodesperatetolandhim.我没有竭尽全力！WhatIamnotdesperate.老天啊,Susan,你把你对手的房子给烧了Goodlord.Susan,youburnedyourival'shousedown.如果那都不算竭尽全力,我不知道还有什么能算Ifthatisn'tdesperate,Idon'tknowwhatis.Huber夫人,我很尊重你但你这么说简直是疯了Mrs.Huber,withallduerepect,you'recrazy.这是什么What'sthat我想你认识的Ithinkyourecognizeit.我在Edie家的废墟里找到的IfounditintheruinsofEdie'shome.-这不是……Well,that'snot..-嘘，我是想说Mypointisthis.Carl离开你的那时候我没好好关照你，我现在会在你身边IwasthereforyouwhenKarlleft,butIamnow.我考虑过了，这是我们的秘密AsfarasI'mconcerned.Thisisoursecret.没有人会知道Andnooneeverneedknow.哦，Susan，能够帮助你我感觉太好了Youdon'tknowhowgooditfeelstofinallybeabletohelpyou.你脸色看起来很苍白Youlooksopale.我坚持要让你吃一下我做的匹萨Iinsisstyoutrysomeofmypie.吃吧Goon.我刚刚提到过这是minsmeat吗DoImentionit'smincemeat请把门打开Openthedoor,please.马上Handon.什么事我能进去吗WhatMayIcomein不行我想跟你谈一下No.Iwanttotalkyou.噢，你说吧Thentalk.你昨晚去哪了Brian家WherewereyoulastnightBrian's.我去跟Brian妈妈聊过了IjustspoketoBrian'smother.老实告诉我昨晚你在哪里，这次不许骗我Tellmeagainwhereyouwere,andthistimedon'tlietome.你再说一次爸爸在哪里在费城WheredidyousayDadwasagainIPhiladelphiaAndrew,不许换话题Andrew,don'tchangethesubjects.对不起,我想现在的话题是你为什么要说谎Sorry,Ithoughtthesubjectwastellinglies.我打了爸爸的手机我知道他搬走了IcalledDad'scellphone.Iknowhemovedout.这是临时的……Well,it'sjusttemporaryand..我怕这会让你沮丧,我希望保护你Ithoughtitwouldupsetyou.不管是什么你撒谎了别跟我说什么大道理Whatever.Youlied.Sostoppretendinglikeyouhavesomesortofmoralauthority.Andrew我只是没有选择与你分享我的婚姻问题JustbecauseIdon'tsharemyproblemswithyou.这并不意味我允许你这样没有礼貌Idoesn'tmeansitgiveyoutherighttoberude.你是怎么把爸爸赶走的这样就有礼貌了Howaboutdrivingmyfatheraway.DoIgettoberudethen-嗨！-这是什么Hi.What'sthis这是袜子这是男人的袜子It'sasock.It'sman'ssock.我在床底下找到的，而且不是我的Ifoundunderthebad.It'snomine.上帝啊,Carlos,是YaoLin的我们的保姆穿运动短袜，47号的Oh,forGodsake,Carlos,it'sYaoLin's.不,她戴着这个来收拾屋子No,shedustswiththem.你看这里还有别的她的东西SeeSocksinsteadofrags.你跟Mike一起来的我看到他在买水果DidyouanMikecometogetherIsawhiminthefreshproduceaisle.不，就像我跟你说的那样我们不过就是朋友No,likeItoldyou.We'rejustfriends.对了,如果昨晚的事情我没解释清楚Oh,bytheway,ifIdin'tmakeitclearyesterday我现在再说一遍我根本没做你所指控的事Iabsolutelydidnotdothatthingyouaccusemeof.很高兴见到你,MikeNicetoseeyou,Mike你喜欢看AlfredHitchcock吗他们去看了RialtoYoulikeAlfredHitchcockThey'redoingaretrospectiveattheRialto.我并不是那么喜欢I'mnotreallyafan.哦，是吗!你为什么不喜欢希区柯柯Comeon.HowcanyounotlikeHitchcock哦,我只是不喜欢Ijust,uh,don't.哦，好吧，很高兴见到你Oh,OK.我也很高兴看见你,Huber夫人Well,uh,nicetoseeyou.Youtoo,Mrs.Hunber.你真傻假装不喜欢这个,就因为我在我是说真的You'resosilly.Pretendingnottolikehimonmyaccount.你失望了Willyoujustdropit.你不应该对我这样没礼貌,SusanYoushouldn'tberudetome.你的秘密并不是什么小事情Yoursecretisnotaneastburdentobear.Edie的保险公司对她很不利ThatinsurancecompanyisputtingEdiethroughhell.但我依然什么都没说ButstillI'vesaidnothing.她在我家就呆得越久吃光我的东西用光我的水Thelongerittakesforherpayment,thelongershe'llbestayingwithme.Eatingmeoutofhouseandhome.Usingupmyhotwater.你到底想我从我这得到什么,Huber夫人Whatexactlyisityouwantfromme.Mrs.Hubber这些一起付吗Arethesetogether都拿上来Ringitup.既然医生说你的双胞胎的多动症是可以被治好的那还有什么问题呢Iftheschoolandthepediatricianthinkthetwinscouldbemedicated,thenwhat'stheproblem我过去管理的公司有85个员工Iusedtorunacompanywith85people但是现在我却不能管好3个小家伙感觉像一个失败者andnowIcan'twranglethreesmallboyswithoutdoingthemTalkaboutfeelingafailure.Lynette,你最棒的母亲但要面对现实Youareagreatmother.But,let'sfaceit.你的孩子们确实是一个大大的挑战Yourkidsareachallage.谢谢你这是最好的安慰方式了Thankyou.That'sthenicestwayyoucould'vesaidthat.你知道,在他们没有烦得我想拔头发时他们真的非常可爱Whenthey'renotmakingmewanttotearmyhairout,they'reactuallyreallysweet.我害怕如果我改变了他们坏的一面而好的一面也被改变了I'mafraidifIchangethebadstuff,I'mgoingtochangethegoodstuff.这是个两难的问题It'stoughcall看着这个杯子，我喜欢这个杯子Likethismug.Ilovethismug.如果我修好它,它还是原来的那个杯子吗IfImedicatethem,willtheystillmakemeamuglikethis你看它在漏水Youknow,it'sleaking.我知道的Yeah,Iknow.我们跟Paul说了我们告诉他要给他看点东西WetalkedtoPaul.Wetoldhimweneedtoshowhimsomething.他马上就来了He'sonhiswayover.Paul，我们注意到你要卖房子So,Paul,wenoticethatyou'resellingthehouse.是的，太多痛苦的回忆我想你们是能够理解的Yes,toomanypainfulmemories.I'msureyouunderstand.在你搬家之前，我们认为有些事情必须让你知道beforeyoumove,there'ssomethingyoushouldknow.看起来好像关于MaryAlice的死有很多潜在的东西你没有意识到ItseemstheremaybemoretoMaryAlice'sdeaththanyouareawareof.你还记得你让我们帮忙将遗物打包Rememberwhenyouaskustopackherthings那时我们发现了一张纸条我们觉得应该把它交给你Andwethinkyoushouldhaveit.你可以看一下邮戳，MaryAlice可能就是她去世那天收到的这封信Youcanseefromthepostmark,MaryAliceprobablygotitthedayshedied.Paul,你还好吗Paul,areyougoingtobeOK我不好No-你总是用袜子来清洁吗Haveyoualwayscleanedwithsocks-是的Yes.3这是日本人的习俗Whatisthat,aJapanesething我是中国人Iamchinese.我不喜欢欺骗Idon'tlikelying.我也不喜欢你请假Idon'tlikeyourironing扯平了Sothere.Solis夫人,你在那里干什么WhatareyoudoinghereCarlos在床上发现这个东西Carlosfoundthisunderthebed.哦，天那!Oh,crap.没关系，我想了借口巧妙的遮过去了It'sOK.Iwasclosecall,butImanagetocover.我给你带来了这个Igotyouthese,sofromnowon.从今往后，绝对不要让Carlos在我家附近看到你穿的运动短袜之类的东西Wecan'tletCarlosseeyouwearinganythingresemblingagymsock.你想让我穿凉鞋吗我失去了一只脚趾头!Youwantmetomowyourlawninsandals.Icouldlostatoe.想象一下如果Carlos发现了真相你会失去更多Imaginewhatyou'dloseifhefindsoutyou'retrimmingmorethanthehedge.为什么你的朋友盯着我看Whyyoufriendsstaringatme-你跟他们说过我们的事Didyoutellthemaboutus-没有No.-他们看着你是因为你很漂亮得惹眼They'restaringbecausetheythinkyou'rehot.-哦，是这样Oh,OK.现在都晚上9点半了，你哥哥在搞什么It's9:30,whatisyourbrotherthinking想听我的建议打电话给爸爸告诉他这件事WantmyadviceCallDad.TellhimtogokickAndrew'sass.没有你爸爸，我完全有能力解决这件事Iamperfectlycapableofhandlingthiswithoutyourfather.对不起I'msorry.你手机在哪里Where'syoucellphone打电话给Andrew试着问一下他在哪里CallAndrew.Findoutwhereheis.妈妈,他肯定会知道你在背后指使He'llknowyou'rebehindthis.没关系表现得像往常一样随便问问Hewon't.Justactnormal.你好,是我，你怎么样Hey,it'sme.Ah,what'sgoingon他知道了Heknows.Andrew,我是你妈妈我对你已经失去耐心了Thisisyourmother.Iamrapidlyreachingtheendofmypatiencewithyou.你在哪里你在酒吧里!WhereareyouAreyouatabar-他太过分了!Hehunguponme.你要干什么Whatareyougonnado妈妈,你怎么知道我在这里Mom,howdidyouevenknowwhereIwashere你进到我房间里了Youwentinmyroom你觉得这样不好明天早上我把你的屋子全都清理干净Youthinkthat'sbadTomorrowmorning,I'mcleaningit.对了,Heath,我一直没机会告诉你上星期你在教堂的独奏太棒了Oh,bytheway,heath.谢谢Thankyou.我们走了We'reoutofhere.我想你们不会因为我说的话而离开了吧Ihopeitwasn'tsomethingIsaid.好吧,Andrew,我们走吧Well,Andrew,shallwe你在我朋友面前让我难堪！Youjusthumiliatedmeinfrontofmyfriends.我哪也不会跟你去Iamnotgoinganywherewithyou.好吧Fine.你要干什么Whatareyoudoing我留下来看表演Stayingfortheshow.我很想知道都演些什么I'mdyingtoseewhatallthefussisabout对不起,服务生,我要一杯ChardonnayExcuseme,I'llhaveaglassofyourhousechardonnay.我很好奇Andrew你是否很喜欢这个女人I'mcurious.Asyoufantasizeaboutthiswoman.你有没用想过她是怎么样才到今天这个地步的Doyoueverstopandthinkhowshecametobeonthisrunway这可能是某个人的小女儿有人可能对她抱寄予厚望That'ssomeone'slittlegirlandthatsomeoneprobablyhadalotofdreamsforher.当然厚望里不包括唱歌跳艳舞Dreamsthatdidnotincludeathongandapole.你这么说对我没用,知道吗It'snotgoingtowork,OK这不是讨价还价I'mnotbudging.天知道她承受了多少痛苦穷困潦倒,毒品,家庭暴力甚至是虐待!Godknowswhatshe'shadtodealwithinlife.Abjectpoverty,drugs,domesticviolence,maybeevenmolestation.现在她对待别人就像以前别人对待她一样就象一个目标，一块肉Nowshetreatherselfthewatmentreather.Likeandobject,apieceofmeat.够了，孩子,你快走吧她会让大家都失去兴致的Thatdoesit.Kid,getheroutofthere.She'skillingitfortherestofus.我不在，请留言We'renothere.leaveamessage.我是Huber夫人,Susan,你在吗It'sMrs.Huber,Susan,areyouthere我看见你们家的灯是亮的我希望你不是故意不接我电话Icanseeyoulightsareon.Ihopeyou'renot'ssotacky.听着，我有事要跟你说Listen,Ineedtotalktoyou.我厨房的电热器坏了需要600美元才能买个新的Mywaterheaterjustburstandit'sgonnacost$600foranewone.我买不起，需要你的帮助你回来后就给我打电话AndIcan'taffordthat.Ijustbesidemyself.Callmeassoonasyougeton.Julie,Julie，亲爱的醒醒,有事要告诉你Julie,honey,wakeup.不能等到明天早晨吗Can'tthiswaituntilmorning我想我被别人勒索了I'mthinkingI'mbeingblackmailed.当我意识到我不能把火扑灭时我就跑了AndwhenIrealizedIcouldn'tputoutthefire,Iran.我不应该把量杯丢在现场我当时为什么要让她进屋呢Imust'vedroppedthemeasuringdoIevenletyououtogthehouse这件事我脱不了干系Ican'tlethergetawaywithhis.现在我唯一能做的就是去警察局告诉他们发生了什么事Theonlythingtodoisgotothepolice.你不可以这么做Youcan'tdothat.Julie,我认为他们判我进监狱的Idon'tthinkthey'rethrowmeinjail.这是个事故Itwasanaccident.爸爸不会在乎是不是事故他会以这个为借口要回监护权Dadwon'tcareifitwasanaccident.He'lljusstusethisasanexcusetoreopencustody.妈妈,我不想和爸爸一起生活Mom,Idon'twanttolivewithDad.我要跟你谈一下Ineedtotalktoyou.好的，没问题Cool.Sure.你每周二来这工作YouwereworkingTueday,right是的Yeah.记得上次修有线电视的那个人吗Yourememberthecableguyshowingup你通常什么时候下班，下午五点Andyouusuallyworktillwhattime,five是Yeah.该死,就是说他在屋里呆了四个小时Damit.Thatmeanshewasinthehouseforfourhours.等一下,我仔细想了一下我没有看到他Wait.NowthatIthinkaboutit,Imightnothaveseenit.你到底有没有看到他呢Eitheryousawhimoryoudidn't,whichisit我没有看到Ididn't.John我妻子有没有让你为她撒谎didmywifeaskyoutolieforherSolis先生我可不想涉足您的家事Mr.Solis,uh..Ireallydon'twanttogetinthemiddleofanything.谢谢Thankyou.这就是我想要知道的一切That'sallIneedtoknow.我们再来复习一遍Let'srunthoughitonemoretime.妈妈,没有那么复杂Mom,it'snotbrainsurgery.你在外面放风我到Huber夫人家里去Youstandguard,IcrawlthroughMrs.Huber'sdoggydoor.进去以后我去找量杯非常简单Onceinside,Ifindthemeasuringcup.Simple.天啊，我真不想让你为我去当个小贼IhatethatI'mturningyouintoalittlethief.没错哦我想我们可没什么觉得羞愧的That's,wehavenothingtobeashamedabout.戴上这个我不想你留下把柄Oh,wearthese.Idon'twantyoutoleavefingerprints.她走了行动吧Thereshegoes.Ok,move.我们来这边玩吧，再来一次抓住Hereyougo.Comingatya.很好，再往后退一点Allright.Backupalittlemore.该你扔了Thereyougo.老天，你最好进去拿出来Oh,youbetteryogetthat.-你好，Susan,我想是你Hey,Susan.Ithoughtthatwasyou.Julie和我在外面玩飞盘JulieandIareouttossingaFrisbeearound.结果掉进Huber夫人家了AnditflewoffintMrs.Huber'sbackyard.你需要帮忙吗Oh,youneedsomehelp不，不用，Julie去拿了No,no,no.Julie''sgotit.既然碰巧看到你了我想确认一下我们看电影的时间OK.I'mglasIranintoyou.IwantedtomakesurethingswereOKbetweenus.那天咱俩看起来有些隔膜Theotherday,youseemeddistant.隔膜我不明白你要说什么DistantWhatdoyoumean你没有生我的气吧Imean,you'renotmadatmeforsomereason,areyou不，一点都没有No,no,notatall.那就好我们换一部吧Good.I'mgonnatakeonemoreshot.我有“BillyWilder”的票,周三晚上IgotticketsforaBillyWilderretrospective,Wednesdaynight.我想和你一起去I'dlovetotakeyouwithme.-你太好了，我非常愿意去Youaresosweet.I'dlovetogo.-好吧Allright.Edie,我以为你上班去了Eide,Ithoughtyou'dbeatwork.我觉得不舒服因为那天洗车时阳光太强烈了I'mnotfeelingwell.Igotasunburntheotherdaywashingmycar.别着急着走和我们一起……Well,don'tjustrunoff.Comeandhangoutwithus.你可真够讨厌的Boy,youareonesickticket.什么What我那天看到你主动投怀送抱还不够恶心吗It'snotbadenoughIhavetowatchyouthrowyourselfathimeveryday.难道还要我在近旁仔细观看NowyouwanttomakesureIseeitupcloseandpersonal不，不是你想像的那样No,it'snotlikethat.我要走了，周三晚上我给你打电话，好吗I'vegottotakeoff.I'llcallaboutWednesdaynight,OKEdie,等一下Edie,wait.Mike和我周三晚上要去看电影你愿意和我们一起去吗MikeandIweregonnagoseethenoviesonWednesday.你是说想我跟你们一起去andIthoughtitwouldbefunifyoujoinedus.是呀Yeah.这没问题吧,MikeYeah,that'sOK.Isn'tit,Mike这是提前预定的票全卖完了，我只有两张票Well,it'salimittedengagement.Andit'ssoldout.I'veonlytwotickets.Edie,等一下我的票给你吧Edie,wait.Youshouldtakemyticket.真的你同意吗,MikeReallyIsthatOKwithyou嗯……,行吧Uh,yeah,sure.你几点钟来接我Whattimedoyouwanttopickme等一下看你还敢和别人乱搞吗Youthinkyoucanhavesexwithanyoneyouwant,huhCarlos忍不住自己的怒火毕竟，他只是来维护自己的尊严或者是幸福Carloscouldn'thelpbutfeelproudofhimself.Afterall,he'djustdefendedhishonor.你是同性恋AreyougayYes,isthtwhyyou'redoingthis是的Uh,yeah.女士们Ladies你好，Paul，怎么了hey,Paul,what'sup我要为昨晚的事道歉Iwanttoapologizeformyoutthurstyesterday.我们知道你可能一下子接受不了Don'tworryaboutit.Weunloadedalotonyou.我知道你们很想知道为什么我对那张纸条反应那么激烈Isupposeyou'rewonderingwhyIreactedsoviolentlytothatnote.你确实有点疯狂Itdid...crossoutminds.事实是，MaryAlice有点不正常她精神有点问题Well,thetrueis,MarryAllicewasnotawellperson.问题Troubled一开始倒没什么危害Atfirstitwasharmless.她会给自己写纸条像"取牛奶"或"Zach约好去看牙医"之类的She'dleaveherselfnotes,reminderlike"pickupthemilk"or"Zachhasadentistappointment".但是时间久了，纸条的内容越来越怪Boutovertimethenotesbecameugly.Hatefulmessagestartedshowingup.MaryAlice给我,给Zach也给她自己写纸条MarryAllicewaswritingthemtome,toZach,toherself.真的吗Really就是为什么我会疯狂这让我想起Zach和我所经历的事That'swhyIlostit.Paul,我真的很难过我们根本不知道会是这样Paul,I'msosorry.Wehadnoidea.无论如何，希望你们能保守秘密Anyway,I'dappreciateitifyoukeptthistoyourselves.-看在Zach的份上ForZach'ssake.-当然，当然，再见Ofcourse.Bye我认为他在撒谎Ithinkhe'slying.我也这么觉得huh,sodoI.孩子们，过来Boy,wouldyougetinhere,please-他把我飞机弄坏了-没有Hebrokemyplane.Didnot.我们以后再说这件事现在要给你们吃点药Wewilldiscussitlater.Ineedyoutotakemedicine.我们生病了吗Arewesick没有，这是一种很特别的药就像是维生素你们每天都必须吃Notexactly.Thisisspecialmedicine.It'slikeavitaminandyou'lltakeiteveryday,OK好吗呆在那别动张开嘴Stayrightthere.Nowopenup.这时候,Lynette下了个决定以后凡是涉及到孩子的事再也不会选择让他们吃药了Inthatmoment,Lyettemadeadecision.Whenitcametodealingwithherchildren,medicationwasnolongeranoption.当然，她的挫败感不断升级Ofcourse,givenhercontinuingleveloffurstration.Lynette觉得给自己吃点药倒没什么关系Lynettealsefeltalittleself-medicationcouldn'thurt.这就是你的策略再也不跟我讲话了sowhat'sareyoustrategy差不多吧Sonethinglikethat.我想我该向你道歉IsupposeIdooweyouanapology.等一下，我不想勉强你Careful.Iwouldn'twantyoutostrainyourself.关于你爸爸的事我该骗你Ishoudn'thaveliedaboutyourfather.你和你姐姐已经长大了,能够接受真相我为向你们说谎而道歉YoutwoareoldenoughtohandlethetruthandI'msorry.接着说，还有别的事呢Keepgoing.如果你觉得我会因为把你拖出那个酒吧而道歉，那你就错了IfyouthinkI'llapologizefortakingyououtofastripclub,you'rewrong.我觉得那是我所做过最正确的事情Iconsideritoneofmyfinestmoments.Andrew，我知道你为我和你爸爸之间发生的事而责备我Iknowyoublamemeforwhat'shappeningwithyourfather.这不完全是我的错我需要你明白这一点ButIt'sentirelymyfaultandIneedyoutounderstandthat.我明白我只是不想让他走Ido.Ijust..don'twanthimtoleave.我也不想什么时候才能把门装上NeitherdoI.WhenIhavemydoorback3个月后RoyalOaks今天发生了暴力事件RoyalOakswasthesceneofahatecrimetoday.有一个叫JonathanLisco的同性恋者因为做一份兼职工作在他家被很粗暴的揍了一顿JonathanLisco,localgayactivistandpart-timefemaleimpersonat