奥巴马在2016白宫记者协会晚宴的演讲英文全文

奥巴马在2016白宫记者协会晚宴的演讲英文全文|附段子解析”奥巴马最后以致敬篮球运动员科比的方式扔掉麦克风，并说'Obama,out',大步流星的走下舞台，令人唏嘘。"美国时间上周六晚间，美国总统奥巴马在他最后一次的白宫记者协会的晚宴上，又一次段子手上身，不但狂黑各大媒体，对Hillary、Trump,TedCruz等正激烈竞争总统宝座的候选人们也毫不留情。这篇演讲非常精彩。CARAOL:Mr.PresidTenhte.podiumisyours.THEPRESIDEYNouTc:an’tsayit,butyouknowit’str-ue.开场音乐是AnnaKendrick的段e附m，这句话是在玩这个梗，因为奥巴马即将卸任begone）。Goodevening,everybody.Itisanhonortobehereatmylast—andperhapsthelast—WhiteHouseCorrespondents’Dinner.Youalllookgreat.TheendoftheRepublichasneverlookedbetter.Idoapologiz—eIknowIwasalittlelatetonight.IwasrunningonC.P.T.—whichstandsfor“jokesthatwhitepeopleshouldnotmake.”It’satipforyou,Jeff.C.P.T是指ColoredPeople'sTime，吐槽黑人被说迟到。2反击纽约市长BilldeBlasio此前关于C.P.T的玩笑。BilldeBlasio之前在另一个场合迟到于是开了一个玩笑/amrunningonCPTime.结果全场陷入尴尬。Anyway,hereweare.Myeighthandfinalappearanceatthisuniqueevent.AndIamexcited.Ifthismaterialworkswell,I’mgoingtouseitatGoldmanSachsnextyear.EarnmesomeseriousTubmans.That’sright.1，这里吐槽希拉里在高盛GoldmanSachs）演讲赚了几十万美元的事情。Tubmans这里指钱，因为Tubmans是20美元纸币上的头像。Mybrilliantandbeautifulwife,Michelle,isheretonight.Shelookssohappytobehere.That’scalledpractice—it’slikelearningtodothree-minuteplanks.Shemakesitlookeasynow.Nextyearatthistime,someoneelsewillbestandinghereinthisveryspot,andit’sanyone’sguesswhoshewillbe.Butstandinghere,Ican’thelpbutbereflective,alittlesentimental.Eightyearsago,Isaiditwastimetochangethetoneofourpolitics.Inhindsight,Iclearlyshouldhavebeenmorespecific.1，奥巴马用She就是暗指希拉里一定是下届总统。8年前，他想努力改善一下政治环境hetoneofourpolitics),后来的morespecific吐槽这个环境其实越来越差了。Eightyearsago,Iwasayoungman,fullofidealismandvigor,andlookatmenow.Iamgrayandgrizzledju,stcountingdownthedays’tilmydeathpanel.HillaryoncequestionedwhetherI’dbereadyfora3a.m.phonecall—nowI’mawakeanywaybecauseI’vegottogotothebathroom.I’mup.全程都在自黑Infact,somebodyrecentlysaidtome,Mr.President,youaresoyesterday;JustinTrudeauhascompletelyreplacedyou—he’ssohandsome,he’ssocharming,he’sthefuture.AndIsaid,Justin,justgiveitarest.Iresentedthat.Meanwhile,Michellehasnotagedaday.Theonlywayyoucandateherinphotosisbylookingatme.Takealook.继续自黑自己显老,Michelle一点没变。ereweareinHereweareafewyearslater.Andthisoneisfromtwoweeksago.Sotimepasses.Injustsixshortmonths,Iwillbeofficiallyalameduck,whichmeansCongressnowwillflat-outrejectmyauthority.AndRepublicanleaderswon’ttakemyphonecalls.Andthisisgoingtotakesomegettingusedto,it’sreallygoingto—it’sacurveball.Idon’tknowwhattodowithit.吐槽自己将要下台dameduck），大家也越来越不把他当回事了。卜面说英国小王子George和他见面时穿着浴袍就感觉自己被呼了一巴掌。Ofcourse,infact,formonthsnowcongressionalRepublicanshavebeensayingtherearethingsIcannotdoinmyfinalyear.Unfortunately,thisdinnerwasnotoneofthem.Butoneverythingelse,it’sanotherstory.Andyouknowwhoyouare,Republicans.Infact,Ithinkwe’vegotRepublicanSenatorsTimScottandCoryGardner,they’reinthehouse,whichremindsme,security,barthedoors!JudgeMerrickGarland,comeonout,we’regoingtodothisrighthere,rightnow.It’slike“TheRedWedding.”1,unfortunately在开玩笑其实自己并不想来这场晚宴。2吐槽之前提名大法官，共和党迟迟不做反应，所以想阳值thedoor，然后就地解决。TheRedwedding是《权利的游戏》里面的梗，看过的都知道场面有多震撼吧：）。Butit’snotjustCongress.Evensomeforeignleaders,they’vebeenlookingahead,anticipatingmydeparture.Lastweek,PrinceGeorgeshoweduptoourmeetinginhisbathrobe.Thatwasaslapintheface.Aclearbreachinprotocol.AlthoughwhileinEnglandIdidhavelunchwithHerMajesty,theQueen,tookinaperformanceofShakespeare,hitthelinkswithDavidCameron—justincaseanybodyisstilldebatingwhetherI’mblackenough,Ithinkthatsettlesthedebate.在吐槽自己是不刷eingblackenough因为他说的那些活动都是很白人的。Iwon’tlie—look,thisisatoughtransition.It’shard.KeystaffarenowstartingtoleavetheWhiteHouse.Evenreportershaveleftme.SavannahGuthrie,she’slefttheWhiteHousePressCorpstohosttheTodayshow.NorahO’DonnellleftthebriefingroomtohostCBSThisMorning.JakeTapperleftjournalismtojoinCNN.讲Journalism和CNN做对立，吐槽CNN做的不算是新闻。（画面里的JakeTapper本人表情好尴尬）uttheprospectofleavingtheWhiteHouseisamixedbag.YoumighthaveheardthatsomeonejumpedtheWhiteHousefencelastweek,butIhavetogiveSecretServicecredit—theyfoundMichelle,broughtherback,she’ssafebackathomenow.It’sonlyninemoremonths,baby.Settledown.黑Michelle以及迫不及待要离开白宫了。Andyet,somehow,despiteallthis,despitethechurn,inmyfinalyear,myapprovalratingskeepgoingup.ThelasttimeIwasthishigh,Iwastryingtodecideonmymajor.奥巴马承认自己大学时候抽过大麻，这里玩的是这个^igh在这里是双关，major是大学的专业。Andhere’sthething:Ihaven’treallydoneanythingdifferently.Soit’sodd.Evenmyaidescan’texplaintherisingpollnumbers—whathaschanged,nobodycanfigureitout.Puzzling.这段开始吐槽共和党，他明明自己没做什么，为什么共和党的支持率上涨。这时候出现了共和党候选Rrump和TedCruz的照片，原因显而易见。Anyway,inthislastyearIdohavemoreappreciationforthosewhohavebeenwithmeonthisamazingride,likeoneofourfinestpublicservants,JoeBiden.Godblesshim.Lovethatguy.IloveJoeBiden,Ireallydo.AndIwanttothankhimforhisfriendship,forhiscounsel,foralwaysgivingittomestraight,fornotshootinganybodyintheface.Thankyou,Joe.小布什的副总统切尼曾开枪误伤别人Also,Iwouldberemiss—let’sgiveitupforourhost,LarryWilmore.AlsoknownasoneofthetwoblackguyswhoisnotJonStewart.You’retheSouthAfricanguy,right?IloveLarry.Andhisparentsarehere,whoarefromEvanston,whichisagreattown.1，两个blackguys的另一个是Tremor,同时也黑了一把冏叔。2,Trevor才是SouthAfrican，这里奥巴马假装弄错。Ialsowouldliketoacknowledgesomeoftheaward-winningreportersthatwehavewithusheretonight.RachelMcAdams.MarkRuffalo.LievSchreiber.Thankyouallforeverythingthatyou’vedone.I’mjustjoking.Asyouknow,“Spotlight”isafilm,amovieaboutinvestigativejournalistswiththeresourcesandtheautonomytochasedownthetruthandholdthepowerfulaccountable.BestfantasyfilmsinceStarWars.Look—thatwasmaybeacheapshot.这里其实在向三位获奖的记者致敬,顺便黑了一下现实Iunderstandthenewsbusinessistoughthesedays,itkeepschangingallthetime.Everyyearatthisdinner,somebodymakesajokeaboutBuzzFeed,forexample,changingthemedialandscape.Andeveryyear,theWashingtonPostlaughsalittlebitlesshard.Kindofasilencethere.EspeciallyattheWashingtonPosttable.吐槽传统媒体收到新媒体的冲击因，此华盛顿邮报对这个梗笑的越来越没底气。GOPChairmanReincePriebusishereaswell.Gladtoseeyouthatyoufeelthatyou’veearnedanightoff.Congratulationsonallyoursuccess.Theeublicanartythenominationroc-iS'sallgoinggreat.Keepitup.反讽，表面上是表扬共和党的工作很好，其实是反讽他们没有积极阻止川普的竞选。KendallJennerisalsohere.Andwehadachancetomeetherbackstage—sheseemslikeaveryniceyoungwoman.I’mnotexactlysurewhatshedoes,butIamtoldthatmyTwittermentionsareabouttogothroughtheroof.KendallJenner的职业是超模所以奥巴马的twittermention才会暴增。HelenMirrenisheretonight.Idon’tevenhaveajokehere.IjustthinkHelenMirrenisawesome.She’sawesome.HelenMirren是好莱坞巨星，本人真的很酷（wesome）啊Sittingatthesametable,IseeMikeBloomberg.Mike,acombative,controversialNewYorkbillionaireisleadingtheGOPprimaryanditisnotyou.That’shastostingalittlebit.Althoughit’snotanentirelyfaircomparisonbetweenyouandtheDonald.Afterall,Mikewasabig-citymayor.Heknowspolicyindepth.Andhe’sactuallyworththeamountofmoneythathesaysheis.最后一句话褒奖即。omberg的目的就是黑川普，因为川普最近大幅夸大自己的真实财富。Whatanelectionseason.Forexample,we’vegotthebrightnewaceotheemocraticartyheretonig-tr.ernieandersThereheis—Bernie!Bernie,youlooklikeamillionbucks.Ortoputitintermsyou’llunderstand,youlooklike37,000donationso27dollarseach.给Bernie捐款者的捐款平均是27美元。这个笑话其实引起了很多草根(grassroots)的反感，因为他们不可能捐很多钱助选。AlotoffolkshavebeensurprisedbytheBerniephenomenon,especiallyhisappealtoyoungpeople.Butnotme,Igetit.Justrecently,ayoungpersoncameuptomeandsaidshewassickofpoliticiansstandinginthewayofherdreams.AsifwewereactuallygoingtoletMaliagotoBurningManthisyear.Thatwasnotgoingtohappen.Berniemighthavelethergo.Notus.Bernie很受年轻人的喜欢，而且这里透露了奥巴马的女儿3%将会推迟一年进入哈佛大学。BurningMan是指火把节，为美国一个著名的反传统狂欢节，感兴趣的朋友可以自己了解一下。Iamhurt,though,Bernie,thatyou’vedistancingyourselfalittlefromme.Imean,that’sjustnotsomethingthatyoudotoyourcomrade.Comrade是同志，这里吐槽》6「川6思想太左，是Commua/sf。另外也是吐槽Bernie思想比较陈旧，和自己比都落伍啦distanceyourselffromme）。Bernie’ssloganhashelpedhiscampaigncatchfireamongyoungpeople.“FeeltheBern.”FeeltheBern—it’sagoodslogan.Hillary’ssloganhasnothadthesameeffect.Let’sseethis.1，FeeltheBern是FeeltheBurn的谐音，Bernie的竞选口号是BurnNewBern。Bern是Bernie的简称，就像Steven常常被叫成Steveo2,Trudge是艰难的行走，这里的Hill是暗指希拉里（她名字的前几个字母），和86「川6对比突出她在吸引年轻人上面比较艰难。Look,I’vesaidhowmuchIadmireHillary’stoughness,hersmarts,herpolicychops,herexperience.You’vegottoadmitit,though,HillarytryingtoappealtoyoungvotersisalittlebitlikeyourrelativejustsignedupforFacebook.“DearAmerica,didyougetmypoke?”“Isitappearingonyourwall?”“I’mnotsureIamusingthisright.Love,AuntHillary.”It’snotentirelypersuasive.前面说Bernie很善于讨好年轻人appealtoyoungpeople),这里就开始吐槽希拉里想讨好年轻人，但似乎做的很蹩脚，就“像你家刚刚注册了非死不可的亲戚”一般不怎么又说服力。Meanwhile,ontheRepublicanside,thingsarealittlemore—howshouldwesaythis—alittle“moreloose.”Justlookattheconfusionovertheinvitationstotonight’sdinner.Guestswereaskedtocheckwhethertheywantedsteakorfish,butinstead,awholebunchofyouwroteinPaulRyan.That’snotanoption,people.Steakorfish.Youmaynotlikesteakorfish—butthat’syourchoice.这里steak是指川普，因为川普曾经把旗下的牛排产品Ittump命名。fish是指和川普竞争共和党总统候选人的edCruz，因为Cruz被网友形容张了一张死鱼脸。PaulRyan是众议院院长，共和党内常常传出呼声，如果川普和Cruz拿不到党内提名需要的票数，就会推举PaulRyan为总统候选人。Meanwhile,somecandidatesaren’tpollinghighenoughtoqualifyfortheirownjoketonight.Theruleswerewell-establishedaheadoftime.吐槽某些候选人的支持率低Andthenthere’sTedCruz.Tedhadatoughweek.Hewenttondiana-Hoosiercountry-stoodonabasketballcourt,andcalledthehoopa“basketballring.”Whatelseisinhislexicon?Baseballsticks?Footballhats?Butsure,I’mtheforeignone.Ted不接地气，把篮球框hoop）说成是basketballrMg。奥巴马吐槽他是不是外国人，顺便自黑一下，因为奥巴马因为父亲的原因曾经被说成是出生在肯尼亚。实际上，TedCruz才是真正出生在国外的，他出生在加拿大，因此很多人质疑他是不是真的有资格竞选总统。Well,letmeconcludetonightonamoreseriousnote.IwanttothanktheWashingtonpresscorps,IwanttothankCarolforallthatyoudo.Thefreepressiscentraltoourdemocracy,and—nah,I’mjustkidding!YouknowI’vegottotalkaboutTrump!Comeon!Weweren’tjustgoingtostopthere.Comeon.感谢了一圈又来一句吐，似乎要准备吐槽川普了。AlthoughIamalittlehurtthathe’snotheretonight.Wehadsomuchfunthelasttime.Anditissurprising.You’vegotaroomfullofreporters,celebrities,cameras,andhesaysno?IsthisdinnertootackyforTheDonald?Whatcouldhepossiblybedoinginstead?Isheathome,eatingaTrumpSteak—tweetingoutinsultstoAngelaMerkel?What’shedoing?1，有这么多记者，名人，川普都没来，实在不符合他的行事风格，吐槽他爱出风头。2吐槽川普喜欢以自己的名字命名他的产品，他用/ump命名了一款自己的牛排产品为rumpSteak,而且开发的地产项目也往往用Trump命名。TheRepublicanestablishmentisincredulousthatheistheirmostlikelynominee—incredulous,shocking.TheysayDonaldlackstheforeignpolicyexperiencetobePresident.But,infairness,hehasspentyearsmeetingwithleadersfromaroundtheworld:MissSweden,MissArgentina,MissAzerbaijan.吐槽川普喜欢沾花惹草Andthere’soneareawhereDonald’sexperiencecouldbeinvaluable-andthat'sclosingGuantanamo.BecauseTrumpknowsathingortwoaboutrunningwaterfrontpropertiesintotheground.吐槽川普海边的商业产业都被他经营倒闭了Allright,that’sprobablyenough.Imean,I’vegotmorematerial—no,no,Idon’twanttospendtoomuchtimeonTheDonald.Followingyourlead,Iwanttoshowsomerestraint.BecauseIthinkwecanallagreethatfromthestart,he’sgottentheappropriateamountofcoverage,befittingtheseriousnessofhiscandidacy.Ihopeyouallareproudofyourselves.Theguywantedtogivehishotelbusinessaboost,andnowwe’reprayingthatClevelandmakesitthroughJuly.吐槽川普之前威胁说如果在七月的共和党党代会GOP）上，如果他没有赢得总统候选人提名的话共和党将会拥有一个“aroughJuly”。AsformeandMichelle,we’vedecidedtostayinD.C.foracouplemoreyears.Thankyou.Thisway,ouryoungestdaughtercanfinishuphighschool,Michellecanstayclosertoherplotofcarrots.She’salreadymakingplanstoseethemeveryday.Takealook.plot在这里是种地的田，carrotsplot就是胡萝卜田，暗示Michelle在他退休后的生活就是种菜。Butourdecisionhasactuallypresentedabitofadilemmabecause,traditionally,Presidentsdon’tstickaroundafterthey’redone.Andit’ssomethingthatI’vebeenbroodingaboutalittlebit.Takealook.Hereyougo.IamstillwaitingforallofyoutorespondtomyinvitationtoconnectonLinkedIn.ButIknowyouhavejobstodo,whichiswhatreallybringsusheretonight.Iknowthattherearetimesthatwe’vehaddifferences,andthat’sinherentinourinstitutionalroles—it’strueofeveryPresidentandhispresscorps.Butwe'vealwayssharedthesamegoal-torootourpublicdiscourseinthetruth;toopenthedoorsofthisdemocracy;todowhateverwecantomakeourcountryandourworldmorefreeandmorejust.AndI’vealwaysappreciatedtherolethatyouhaveallplayedasequalpartnersinreachingthesegoals.你能看到这里也是厉害，下面基本没有吐槽啦，基本就是感谢的话。Andourfreepressiswhyweonceagainrecognizetherealjournalistswhouncoveredahorrifyingscandalandbroughtaboutsomemeasureofjusticeforthousandsofvictimsthroughouttheworld.heyareherewithustonight-achafeiffer,ikeRezendes,WalterRobinson,MattCarroll,andBenBradlee,Jr.Pleasegivethemabigroundofapplause.Ourfreepressiswhy,onceagain,wehonorJasonRezaian.AsCarolnoted,lasttimethisyear,wespokeofJason’scourageasheenduredtheisolationofanIranianprison.Thisyear,weseethatcourageinthefleshandit’salivingtestamenttotheveryideaofafreepress,andareminderoftherisinglevelofdanger,andpoliticalintimidation,andphysicalthreatsfacedbyreportersoverseas.AndIcanmakethiscommitmentthataslongasIholdthisoffice,myadministrationwillcontinuetofightforthereleaseofAmericanjournalistsheldagainsttheirwill—andwewillnotstopuntiltheyseethesamefreedomasJasonhad.Athomeandabroad,journalistslikeallofyouengageinthedoggedpursuitofinformingcitizens,andholdingleadersaccountable,andmakingourgovernmen