初中英语趣味题__不错哟

1、初一(ch y)（8）李俊智趣味(qwi)英语共二十四页If I go to see my uncle ,I can read his books .Its in two twos. A一分为二(y fn wi r) B一文不名 C三心二意 D一举两得 D共二十四页 The words he gives on the computer is above my head . A 一目了然 B 终于醒悟(xngw) C 无法理解 D 头脑发昏 C共二十四页RiddleI have cities , but there are not any houses in them .I have fores

2、ts , but not any trees in them .I have rivers , but there is not any water in them . What am I ? _ map共二十四页1.what room has no walls, no doors, no windows and no one to live in? 2.Where does afternoon always come before morning? mushroomIn the dictionary共二十四页3.What has two legs but can not walk.4.wha

3、t kind of dog never bite? compasshotdog共二十四页 If you are facing east and take ten steps forward , then right and take three steps backward , then turn round and take five steps forward , and then turn left , and take two steps forward , which direction are you facing ?west共二十四页There are three men on

4、a train. Mr A speaks English and Chinese. Mr B speaks French and English. Mr C can only talk with Mr A. What language does Mr C speak? Chinese. 共二十四页 ( ) 1. Whats the Chinese for “six of one and half a dozen of the other?” A. 六分之一 B. 人云亦云 C.半斤八两(bn jn b ling) D.见一面分一半 ( ) 2. We dont want it. Its “a

5、white elephant.” What is it? A.一件无用而累的东西 B.一头白象 C. 白给的东西 D. 白色陷阱 ( ) 3.Whats too much for two and just right for one? A. Time B. A secret C. friend D. A room CAB共二十四页( ) 4. Whats the Chinese for “talk big”? A. 吹牛 B. 说谎话(hunggu) C.骂人 D.很大 ( ) 5. I know that from A to Z. A.从A到I B.从头到尾 C.字母表 D.距离很远 ( )

6、 6.Whats that? Thats a lily I like it very much. A. girls name B. flower C. picture D. cup ABB共二十四页A candle burns out in sixty minutes , how many minutes will it take five candles burning together ?300 minutes B. 200 minuteC. 100 minutes D. 60 minutes ( D )共二十四页 When is your uncles sister not your a

7、unt?When she is my mother .共二十四页Can you show that eight 8s added together add up to 1000? 888+88+8+8+8 Who can stop a car with one hand only ? police A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? The police officer was a lady! 共二十四页 Mr. Brown has five sons. They a

8、re Ted, Tom , Bob, Jack, John. John has no elder brother and he was four years old when his first younger brother was born. Tom is very lucky. The number of his elder brothers is the same as his younger brothers. Jack will be 21 next year, and he is five years older than Bob. Bob is two years younge

9、r than Tom. Ted has no younger brother. There is 12 years between him and John. How old are Mr. browns sons?John _years old Jack _ years oldTom_years old Bob _years old Ted_years old2420171512共二十四页The driver was drunk and drove the doctors car directly into the deep ditch. 这个司机喝醉了，他把医生(yshng)的车开进了一个

10、大深沟里。 Sandy sniffed sweet smelling sunflower seeds while sitting beside a swift stream. 桑迪坐在湍急的小溪边尽情(jnqng)地品味着葵花子的香味。 A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake. 湖中一只雪白的天鹅快速地游动着去追赶一条慢慢游动的蛇。Tongue Twister共二十四页A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the pe

11、asant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together. 一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过(d u)了一段很美好的时光。共二十四页趣味(qwi)英语笑话共二十四页尽情(jnqng)地笑吧共二十四页I Wasnt AsleepWhen a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearin

12、g he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir!I wasnt asleep, the man answered.Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.拥挤(yngj)共二十四页我没有(mi yu)睡着当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象(ho xin)是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘

13、轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！” “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 “没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”共二十四页My little dog cant readMrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost myprecious little dog!Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!Mrs. Brown: Its no use, my little dog cant read.珍爱(zhn i)广告(gunggo)共二十四页我的狗不识字(sh z)布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！布朗夫人：没有(mi yu)用的，我的小狗不认识字。”共二十四页He is really somebody- My uncle has 1000 men under him.- He is really somebody. What does he do?- A maintenance man i