100 Things to Do Before High School《高中前要做的一百件事（2014）》第一季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本

1、It's lunchtime at Pootatuck Middle School,现在是普塔塔克中学的午餐时间which means many different lunch tables.这里的餐桌可不少There's the rebellious Black Lipstick Table.这张桌子属于叛逆的黑唇女孩The feast at the Sword and Stones Table.这场盛宴是石中剑俱乐部的专属Uptown Mindy and the Popular Table这是上流社会的明蒂公主帮enjoy being Mindy and the popul

2、ar table.她们正在享受人生There's the jocks.运动员The not jocks.非运动员And then there's our table.这是我们的桌子We need to find a new place to sit.我们真的需要一张新桌子What?!什么We can't leave Trusty Rusty.我们不能离开锈锈啊It's the worst table in school这是学校最差的桌子啊and it's only got one bench left.而且只剩下一张凳子了Sit at a differe

3、nt table at lunch.换桌子吃饭Yeah, that's crazy talk.你疯了吗Oh, come on!哦 拜托Let's shake things up and sit somewhere else.别管了 去别的桌子吧Let's challenge the unwritten rules of school lunch seating.是时候打破这些不成文的午餐规定了You know what happens when you shake things up?你知道和锈锈分手是什么结果吗They explode.会炸So I'm gon

4、na stay right here on Trusty Rusty,所以我决定只在锈锈这里吃饭where it's safe.这里安全So we put it on the list?要把这放进清单吗Yup. Yup.是的 是的6:00,it's Monday morning周一早晨六点刚醒Life can strike without a warning生活有时毫无预警Get up, get out, get on起床出发打起精神It's a brand-new day开始全新的一天Find the dream and never stop, yeah找寻梦想 永不

5、言弃Got your friends to back you up, yeah朋友是你坚强的后盾You crash and burn, so what失败何惧 跌倒何妨It's a brand-new day又是全新的一天No matter what they say闲言碎语不必理会Just shout until you turn around尽情呐喊 潇洒转身And blast the past away烦恼全部丢在身后It's a brand-new day又是全新的一天Yesterday is gone, the game is on昨天已成历史 好戏即将上演It

6、9;s time to jump and take a leap of faith勇敢跳出束缚 与我一同冒险It's a brand-new day开始全新的一天Okay, let's split up for maximum list experience.好的 现在分头行动 争取实现目标最大化And maybe we'll find our next Trusty Rusty.也许我们可以找到下一个锈锈No! No splitting up!不 不要分头行动I will not sit alone at a different table.我不要一个人吃饭So do

7、 not leave my side or there'll be some serious.不要丢下我 不然后果很严重Help me.帮我As I started my quest for a new lunch location, I.我开始寻找新的午餐地点 这时No, not this table, no way.不 我拒绝 想得美Okay, she's crying.好吧 她在哭But it's probably a broken nail.可能只是断了指甲I did say, "Shake things up."我确实说过要打破常规Mind

8、y.明蒂is this seat taken?这个位子可以坐吗I borrowed my mom's super-expensive ring,我偷拿了我妈妈的贵价戒指which I wasn't supposed to borrow, and now it's gone.我本不应该拿的 但它现在不见了And if I don't find it and return it如果我不能在她下班之前before she gets in from work,把戒指放回去I'm gonna be grounded for like ever!我会被永远禁足的Wo

9、w.哇So sorry to hear that.我很抱歉So you'll help me find it, right?所以你会帮我找的 对吧Uh.呃But you're sitting at the table.你都坐在公主帮的桌子边了The table.就是这张桌子Which means you have to help me.所以你必须帮我Why can't they help?她们为什么不能帮你They're my bestest friends but they're all pretty dumb.她们的确是我的好朋友 但智商不够Oh,

10、calm down.哦 别激动I didn't mean to say it out loud.我又没有大声说出去I need someone smart like you,我需要像你这么聪明的人呢who doesn't spend a lot of time on their looks.你不用花时间打扮自己Yeah, I gotta go.我先走了Okay.行了I didn't wanna have to say this,我本来不想说的but you forced me.是你逼我的Please?求你啦Fine, I'll do my best.好吧 我尽力

11、Hey, do you guys mind if I sit here?嘿 我能坐这里吗It goes against traditional lunch table rules这破坏了午餐规矩but we are men of open heart and open seat.但是我们有一颗宽容的心和开放的座位Sit, Brother Crispo.坐吧 小脆兄弟Thanks.谢谢I'm starving.我快饿死了My mom said I could pack my own lunch today.我妈妈说今天我可以自己选择午餐Then please start our feas

12、t那就用这把仪式锤with a ceremonial hammer of feasting.敲响我们的盛宴吧Cool!帅I should sit at a different lunch table more often.我应该经常去别的桌子坐坐And now I officially begin the feast.盛宴正式开始I officially did not mean to do that.我真的不是故意的I sense great danger is upon us.我预感到了巨大的危险Sit somewhere new at lunch?找个新地方吃午餐How about qu

13、ietly by yourself on the back stairs?一个人静静地坐在楼道里好像也不错And.然后We're on the eighth grade patio.我在八年级专属露台Hey, who are you?嘿 你是谁Seventh graders aren't allowed here.这里不欢迎七年级的小孩I'm an eighth grader.我是八年级的I'm new in town.我刚搬来I'm in the eight grade.我在读八年级Studying eighth grade stuff.学着八年级的东

14、西What's your name?你叫什么Duke.杜克Duke Vanderbilt.杜克·范德比尔特Hey, guys, say hello to Duke Vanderbilt!大家跟杜克·范德比尔特打个招呼Okay, first we need to retrace your steps to lunch.首先我们回忆一下你吃饭之前做了什么Okay, I was wearing it好 我在这里嘲笑了when I insulated a girl's makeup here.一个女生化的妆 当时我还戴着戒指And then I told a gir

15、l然后我跟另一个女生说her shoes were two years out of style here.她的鞋子两年前就过时了You insult a lot of girls.你嘲笑的女生真不少I say good things too.我也会说好话的Like you're lucky you wear cheap rings.幸亏你戴了便宜戒指I mean, who cares if you lost that?丢了的话也没什么人在意This is my birth stone.这是我的诞生石And I bought it with my own money.还有 这是我用自己

16、的钱买♥♥的Wow!哇You and I are like connecting, right?我们现在相处得不错呢 对吧Where did you go next?你接下来去了哪里Then I saw a boy with really greasy hair我看到了一个头发超级油的男生that made me feel so gross, so I.恶心死了 所以我就I went to the bathroom去了洗手间and took off the ring to wash my hands.取下戒指洗手Principal Hader.黑德校

17、长That's Mindy's ring.这是明蒂的戒指Really?!真的么This super-expensive,这个戒指超级贵的costs-more-than-my-whole-year's- salary ring is yours?比我一年薪水都多 这是你的Yes.是的Now give it.现在给我吧Now prove it.现在证明给我看Just tell me what's engraved inside the ring只要告诉我里面到底刻了什么字and I'll give it back to you.答对了我就还给你Uh, it

18、says,呃 上面刻着"If found, please give back to Mindy Minus."如果找到了 请还给明蒂·麦纳斯Wow.哇Awful try, Martin.什么烂答案 马丁But if this really is her ring and she wants it back,如果这真是她的 她也想要回去I'll just need a parent to call and confirm it.那让家长打电♥话♥证明一下吧Until then, it will remain saf

19、e in my office.在那之前 我会在办公室好好保管它的"If found, please return to Mindy Minus"?“如果找到了 请还给明蒂·麦纳斯”That is the best you could do?你就这点能耐吗Mindy was right.明蒂说得对It wasn't my best.我发挥失常了Don't worry, I'll get that ring back.别担心 我会帮你拿回来的I'm not.我不担心You wouldn't dare let me down.你不

20、敢让我失望的They're clearly assembling weaponry for the fight of food.她们很明显在为食物大战做准备But our shields should protect us但我们这些盾牌能抵挡住from their soft projectiles.她们的炮灰What are you doing?!你在干嘛You can't eat our munitions.你不能吃我们的弹♥药♥But I'm hungry.但我很饿啊I don't think you unders

21、tand.你好像没搞明白状况We're at war.我们要开战了Well, what if I just go over there and apologies?如果我和她们道歉呢And cross the invisible line drawn by social circles要在吃午餐的地方in cafeteria status?穿过隐形边界Are you mad?你疯了吗No, I'm hungry!没有 我饿了Ladies, look, sorry about the mashed potatoes.女士们 我要为土豆泥的事道歉It was an accident

22、这是个意外and it will not happen again.我保证不会再发生了Also, are you gonna eat that banana?还有 你们要吃这些香蕉吗Fine, apology accepted.好吧 我接受你的道歉But if anymore food is launched over here,但如果再扔任何食物过来it goes down.十二点半的时候At the 30 of noon.你们就完蛋了Great news.好消息I have averted the War of Food我阻止了这场食物大战and peace is restored in

23、the cafe餐厅恢复了平静Yes!好棒So can we please eat now?!所以我们可以吃了吧As soon as I call this lunch now to order.敲下这锤子后with the hammer of feasting.我们就可以开动了We have 20 minutes to live.我们还有二十分钟寿命So your dad is a big-time TV producer?所以你♥爸♥爸是当红导演Yup.对的In fact, he's making me the star他还想做一档我的真

24、人秀of my own reality show.让我火一把It's called "Duke It Out."名字叫杜克时间And you guys are all going to be on the show, too.你们也能参加There's hidden cameras everywhere,到处都是隐藏摄像头capturing me. Duke Vanderbilt.捕捉哥的每个瞬间Whoa!哇Hey, Duke.嘿 杜克Can I talk to you a minute?能借一步说话吗You know you're in for a

25、 world of pain如果他们发现你是七年级的if they find out you're a seventh grader.你会死的很惨I know.我知道That's why I created.所以我编造了一个Duke Vanderbilt.杜克·范德比尔特How'd you come up with that name?你怎么想到那个名字的They're my backup colleges.那是我的保底大学Good, those are excellent schools.都是名校啊But do you know what happe

26、ns to seventh graders但你知道如果七年级生在八年级露台who get caught on the eighth grade patio?被抓到的话会发生什么吗Their pants are hung up in The Tree Of Pants.他们的裤子会被挂在传说中的“大裤衩”上So you see, Duke,杜克 所以你知道why this is not a good idea?为什么这是个馊主意了吧You're right, Mr. Roberts.你说的对 罗伯茨老师I know.我知道Now, I'll guard you现在我来保护你whi

27、le you get back to your seventh grade lunch.你赶紧回到七年级生的餐桌上Hey, everyone, Duke Vanderbilt is back!嘿 大家好 杜克·范德比尔特回来了Okay, all we have to do is sneak past "Admin" Lady,只要不被管理阿姨看到就行了get in Hader's office and get that ring back.去黑德的办公室 拿回那枚戒指Great idea!好主意Let me know what happens.告诉我后续N

28、ow.就是现在Check every cabinet and drawer.检查每一个柜子和抽屉Okay, so I never thought sitting at a different table at lunch好吧 我从来没想过换桌子吃饭的结局would lead to a jeweler heist,是劫珠宝but that's what happens when you shake things up.但这也许就是改变的代价吧Gloria, I'll be in my office if you need me.格洛丽亚 我现在去办公室 有事情叫我But don&

29、#39;t.但最好别来It really is a lovely ring.这戒指可真好看I guess it couldn't hurt to wear it the rest of the day.给我戴一天也不会损失什么吧Good new, we found the ring.好消息是 我们找到戒指了Bad news, I'm now sitting under a different table at lunch.坏消息是 换桌子吃饭的结果是换到了桌子底下Welcome back.欢迎回来And in case you were still wondering,可能你们

30、觉得有点奇怪me and my new lunch table mate我和新的午餐伙伴are still trapped under Hader's desk.还被困在黑德办公桌底下Gloria!格洛丽亚Cancel the rest of my day.取消我今天的全部活动I'm leaving after lunch.我吃完饭就出去A ring like this needs a night on the town.这样的戒指需要大舞台But first a little show-off session 但是要先去教师休息室里in the teacher's l

31、ounge.小小地炫耀一下Come on.走吧She's leaving after lunch?!她吃完饭就走My mom checks her jewelry cabinet every night after 5:30.我妈妈每天五点半后就会检查珠宝抽屉What do you want me to do?你想要我怎么做I didn't lose the ring.戒指又不是我丢的I want you to do your best.我要你尽最大努力帮我And I know you can do better.我知道你不止这点本事I know it 'cause I

32、 know people.我看人眼光很准Fine, I'll do it.好吧 我会做的What are you doing?你在干嘛Thinking. Okay.思考啊 好Get your selfie with Duke!来和杜克自♥拍♥Looking good with Duke!靓妹和杜克一起照哦Hey, Duke.嘿 杜克We tried to look up your show我们去查了你的真人秀but we couldn't find anything about "Duke It Out."但是找不

33、到任何关于杜克时间的信息D'oh!噢Well, then I guess I better call那我打电♥话♥问问my big-shot Hollywood agent,我的好莱坞经纪人find out what's going on with my promos.问问我的宣传片去哪了Why don't you call him right now?现在打呗Dah.诶And use speaker phone.用免提Great idea.好主意Duke Vanderbilt loves speaker phone.杜克&#

34、183;范德比尔特最爱用免提了Hello.喂Hey, big-time Hollywood agent!嘿 我的好莱坞明星经纪人It's me, Duke Vanderbilt,我是杜克·范德比尔特calling you on speaker phone.用免提和你打电♥话♥呢I'm with my patio peeps.我和露台小伙伴们在一起They wanna know why他们想知道为什么there's no "Duke It Out" Promos on the web,杜克时间的宣传

35、片还没有放到网上and I told them, "Keep your pants on然后我说 别急and let me call my Hollywood agent."我打电♥话♥问问经纪人Which is you.就是你"Duke Box Hero."杜克兄弟Duke, there it is!原来是你啊No need to worry, baby.别担心 亲爱的The studio has been testing you in super-secret markets工作室一直在偷偷观察你and y

36、our "Q" Rating结果发现你的人气is off the charts.不是一般高啊So, you know, we're gonna lay off the web所以我们准备先把信息for another two-and-a-half撤下来两三天but this thing's gonna be huge.但我们打算做档大节目Awesome, this guy's for real.太棒了 这家伙是来真的Yeah!耶Hey, Duke, buddy, do me a favor.嘿 杜克兄弟 帮我个忙Take me off speaker

37、 phone.关了免提I've got some super-secret Hollywood stuff to discuss.我要和你讨论些机密行程Get off of that patio right now趁你的裤子还没挂上“大裤衩”while you still have your pants.赶紧走You will slip up,你肯定会露馅and next time, I will not help you.下一次 我可不会帮你Hat shopping with Pharrell?和菲董去买♥♥帽子Tell him I am

38、so in.告诉他 等着我Duke out.杜克先挂了Nope, nope.不行 不行Not gonna help. not gonna help.不能帮 不能帮Okay.好吧What do you see?你看到什么了Their food's gone她们的食物不见了and they now have a huge pile of graham crackers.桌上有一大堆全麦饼干They've changed their strategy.她们改变战略了A weapon far sharper than any fruit.这个武器比水果锋利多了With the traj

39、ectory so unpredictable根本无法预测她们的下一步no shield could offer protection.没办法用盾牌来挡了Okay.好吧Where did they get those?她们是从哪里弄来这些饼干的The same way you got the Marshmallow Stuff.跟你弄到糖稀的方式一样You are welcome.不用谢Wait.等等You want us to have a food fight?你希望我们来一场食物大战I have to do something to spice up middle of day.我总要为

40、我的中午添加一点乐趣吧And do you know what it will do to hair?!你知道糖稀弄到头发上会怎样吗Ha, whoa, Nelly!哈哈哈 傻了吧Ha!哈No!不This is for fighting, not eating.这是武器 不是吃的But I'm hungry!但我真的饿了啊Okay, plan "B."好了 备用计划Your mom is gonna call Principal Hader你妈妈给黑德校长打电♥话♥and tell her to give you back

41、the ring to bring home.然后让她把戒指还给你What?!什么But then my mom will know I took the ring!那我妈妈不就知道我把戒指带出来了吗Plan "B" Is terrible!这计划也太烂了吧No, because today the part of Mindy's mom不 今天明蒂的妈妈will be played by Mindy.由你来扮演Yes, Principal Hader, please?喂 我想找黑德校长Just talk in a lower voice.用低一点的声音说话Hell

42、o.你好No.不No! Hello. hello?!不 你好 你好 Uh-huh, hello, this is Mrs. Minus, Mindy's mom.呃 你好 我是麦纳斯夫人 明蒂的妈妈I understand my daughter has been very irresponsible我知道我这个不负责任的女儿with my ring,弄丢了我的戒指and I'm so glad you have it.幸好你捡到了Ah, terrific!啊 太棒了I'll tell Mindy to pick it up我会让明蒂在午餐结束之前before the

43、end of lunch.去你那拿的Uh-huh, what's that?啊哈 什么意思You'll give her the ring你会给她戒指but first we have to turn around.但是请你们先回头看看Oh!哦Good-bye.再见And now Mindy's mother must come pick up the ring in person.现在明蒂的妈妈必须亲自过来领了But tomorrow, because I'm leaving right after lunch.但明天再说吧 午餐后我就走了Toodles.再见

44、Okay, so you still have seven minutes好 现在你还有七分钟to get my mom's ring off Hader's finger把戒指从黑德手上拿下来without her knowing and that we did it.而且不能让她知道是我们干的That's impossible!那根本不可能Not for CJ Martin it's not.对CJ·马丁来说是可能的'Cause she can do better.因为她可以做到更好You know, you're really n

45、ice to me你知道吗 当你有求于我的时候when you want something.你的态度真的很好I know.我知道Go, Duke, go, Duke, go, Duke,加油 杜克 加油 杜克 加油 杜克 go, Duke, go, Duke, go, Duke!加油 杜克 加油 杜克 加油 杜克 I gotta say, the eighth grade patio has gotten我必须说 你来了以后even cooler since you got here.八年级露台真是蓬荜生辉啊I know!我知道And the best part is I get to do

46、 it all again next year.而且最棒的是 我明年可以再来一次What did you say?你刚刚说什么What I mean is.我的意思是I'll probably be in eighth grade again next year我可能还要留级'cause I'm not that. smart.因为我没那么的 聪明Check his bag.检查他的包That is a seventh grade book.这是七年级的书Uh-huh, yes.啊哈 是的And.还有. these are my pants.这是我的裤子Duke out

47、.杜克 撤Got these from the lost-and-found.我在失物招领处拿的Take your pick.选一个吧Thank you.谢谢Did you learn your lesson?你得到教训了吗Yes!得到了Steady yourself, men!兄弟们 准备好The time of war is nigh.要开战了But lunch is almost over但是午餐时间快结束了and I haven't eaten a thing.我什么都没吃呢From now on, lunch is no longer about eating.从现在开始 吃

48、不再是午餐的重点了It is about surviving.生存才是重点That's it.够了You, come on.你 过来You too, let's go.还有你 也过来What's going on, Powers?你想干嘛 鲍尔斯We're gonna eat and become friends.我们要一起吃饭 交个朋友'Cause that is what lunch is for.因为那才是午餐的重点Present your weapons.把武器拿出来I'm so hungry.我真的好饿That looks really

49、 good.看起来真的很好吃Can we get one?我们可以拿一个吗We're gonna need more graham crackers我们需要更多的饼干and marshmallows.还有糖稀Everyone, join us!所有人 加入我们So with Crispo ending the great seventh grade food war所以小脆结束了这场七年级的食物大战and Fenwick safely off the eighth grade patio,芬威克也安全撤离了八年级露台all I needed to do was assemble a t

50、eam我要做的是组建一个团队for the heist of the century.去把戒指拿回来And maybe get some cooler music.来点酷炫的音乐也不错啊Guys!朋友们We need a little help.我们需要一点帮助Gloria, if anyone calls, tell them I'm busy.格洛丽亚 如果有人打给我 说我很忙Principal Hader, come quick.黑德校长 快过来There's about to be a massive super-messy food fight.食物大战可能就要开始了

51、Not on my watch.在我眼皮底下可不行Step one, get Hader and the ring into the cafe第一步 让黑德戴着戒指进餐厅Principal Hader, great news.黑德校长 好消息 I stopped the food fight我刚刚阻止了一场食物大战with the s'mores of peace.用的就是这种饼干What?!什么Oh, and we made you one.哦 我们给你也做了一个Ugh.呃Thanks!真是谢谢你了Now I have to wash my hands.现在我还得去洗手Step tw

52、o, get s'mores-covered principal第二步 想办法让校长不去to the faculty bathroom, where.教师洗手间Do not go in there.不要进去哦Too much Marshmallow Stuff.我吃了太多糖稀Next, freak out sticky principal so she and the ring接下来 快被逼疯的校长race to the nearest sink for cleanup.会找最近的地方洗手Ugh.呃Sit wherever I want!我想坐哪里就坐哪里There are rules in the cafeteria!这是午餐桌的规矩啊Lastly, get the Black Lipstick Girls最后 让黑唇女生and the Gorgeous Vortex to create a diversion.和公主帮大吵一架Hey!嘿There will be no fighting on my watch.在我的眼皮底下不准吵架. so I can sneak out of the bathroom stall然后我就可以从