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1、Honey,doyouneedmetomovethecar?No,it'snothing.I'malrightOhno!Ironcross,she'sgoingdownOhno!Ironcross,she'sgoingdownOhgod!Phil.-Youokay?-Yes.Iam.Iamokay.Honey,whydowekeepthiscar?It*saclassic!No,itjustsitshere.Andtheseatbeltsdon*twork.Thedoorsstick.Itleaksfluids.Wehaven'tputfluidsini

2、tin10years.Well,I'mgonnafixallthatanyway.Andthen,uh,it'sgonnabeHaley'scar.Oh,werenotgivingthiscartoHaley.It*swaytooeasytofitamattressintheback.Remember?Oh,no.We'resellingit.What?!Unlessyoudon'tthinkyoucan.-Really?-Yeah.-Seriously?-Youcan't.Youhonestlythinkthat'sgonnawork?

3、Youcan'tsellit.Youknowwhat?Youcaninsultalotofthingsaboutme.Myhair,myvoice,mybalance-boardexercises.Butdon'tinsultmyselling.Thatcrossesaline.Whatline?Oh,youdon'tseeit?ThatrscauseIjustsoldit.ThatfscauseIjustsoldit.Whilethespray-tannedstarletclaimstobesixweekssober,sourcesdownundersay:Sheha

4、sbeenbar-hoppinglikeacokcd-upkangaroo.0Ah,whatsdaddyreadingtoyou?IfIhavetoreadHthcveryhungrycaterpillarOnemoretime.Iwillsnap.-oh,itsnotthatbad.-1willsnap!So,uniIlaidthetoolboxoutside.Andallthesuppliesareready,AndIthinkwearegoodtogo!Terrific.Aren'tyougonnachangeintoaworkingmansoutfit?No,I'mgo

5、od,AndIdon'tthinkworkmenreallycallthem"outfits.WearcbuildingaprincesscastleforLily.Uh,it'ssomethingeveryfatherwantstobeabletodoforhisdaughter.Youknow,andIfancymyselfasabitofacastledesigner.Ihavedoneafewsketches.Whichwehavearchivedsowecanusethekit.-Mm.yeah.-Thekit.Uh,thekit.Which,uh,we&#

6、39;regonnadotogether.IampetrifiedtodothiswithMitchell.Hebuiltacoupleoftheatersetsincollegeorsomething.Andnowhethinksheknowseverythingaboutbuilding.Well,hedoesn't.Everyhome-improvementprojectthatwe'veundertaken.Hasbeenanear-deathexperience.Maketheappetizers.Andthenwellbe.Ifanaccidentdocshappe

7、n,Ihopehekillsme.BecauseIdon'tthinkIwouldbeaveryinspiringdisabledperson.Honey,relax.She'snothereyet.Youmightwanttoplayitalittlecooler.Youdon'twanttoscareoffyourgirlfriend.She'snotmygirlfriend!She'sjustcomingovertostudythelifecycleofsilkworms.Oh.She'shere.Shcshere!okay,how'

8、;smyhair?Ithoughtitwasjustafriend.Iheardthat.Iwasn*twhispering.Manny,openthedoor.Makeherfeelwelcome.Kelly!Goodmorning.Uh,I'mgladyou'rehere.Um,thisismyMom.Nicetomeetyou!Inmyculture,mothersareveryclingytotheirsons.Infact,theleadingcauseofdeathamongColombianwomeniswhentheirsonsgetmarried.ButPmn

9、otlikethat.IjustwantmyMannytobehappy.Manny,whydon'tyougiveyourfriendKellyanempanada?Oh,no,thankyou.Itrytostayawayfromtransfats.Oh,I'msureonewon'tmakeadifference.TheyYcMannysfavorite!I.thinkFmgoingtostopeatingtransfats,too.Mom?Whenwasthisfrom?Oh.That'stheyearyourdadandIwenttotherosebo

10、wl.Oh.That'stheyearyourdadandIwenttotherosebowl.-Incrediblegame.-Yeah.Mom,youlookreallypretty.Thankyou.sweetheart.So,whathappened?Well,Lukey,everyonegetsolder.Just'causepartsofyourmomaren'twhattheyusedtobe,itdoesn'tmeam.Imean,whathappenedinthegame?WegotourbuttskickedbyPennstate.Thepa

11、radewasawesome,though.AngelaLansburywasthegrandmarshal.AngelaLansburywasthegrandmarshal.“Goodtime/1shewrote.Okay,comeon,guys.Let*sgetbacktoit.Noone'sgonnabuythisheaplookingthisway.Hey,mom,whichoneisthegarbagecan?Um,it.Honey,youcan'tthrowthataway.It*sblankety.It*sdisgusting.No,sweetie,youlove

12、dblankety.Youwouldn'tgoanywherewithouthim.Yeah,untilLukethrewuponit.Yeah.Iusedtothrowupallthetime.Rememberbuckcty?Oh,lookatthis.Whatisthat?Wewenttothebeachoneday;andLukehadsuchagoodtime.Thathewantedtobeinghomeajarofsunshine.Sohecouldalwaysrememberit.Doyouremember,honey?Oh,no.no,no,don.don'to

13、penit.Youreallythinkyoutrappedsunshineinthere?Fmjustlettingyouknownow,Fmnottakingcareofhimwhenyouguysdie.Stop.Itssweet.Stillfeelshot.Hey!It*sthatguywhocamebyearlier.Hewasreallyinterested.Whatwashisname?Shoot!Well,youcan'tbeinsalesandnotrememberpeople'snames.That'swhyIliketousewhattheycal

14、l,minimonicHdevices.They'relittletrickstohelpyouremember.Uniliketheotherday,ImetthisguynamedCarl.Now,Imightforgetthatname,ButhewaswearingaGratefulDeadT-shirt.ButhewaswearingaGratefulDeadT-shirt.What'sabandliketheGratefulDead?Phish.Wheredofishlive?跟"鱼"读音相近Theocean.Whatelselivesinthe

15、ocean?Coral.Hello,HCoralH.他本想卖弄却记错了Ithinkit's"mnemonic.I.IthinkFdremember.Okay.Youcandoit,dad.Okay.Helookedlikethedrummerfromforeigner.Now,foreignersfromFrance.Francerhymeswith"ants.Antsruinapicnic.What'sup,Nick?Really?Really?Well,that*sgreat.Yeah,no,swingbyanytime.Werehereallday.T

16、hanks.Guesswhat?YousaidIcouldn'tsellthis?Well,you'regonnabeeatingahumblepie.Stuffedwithcrowandabigsideofsorry,'causeIjustdid.Inyourface,girlwiththenegativetattoo!Honey.Wait.No!Whoa.Someonedoesn'tliketolose.Honey.Honey!Fmsorry.I'msorry.WhenIwokeupthismorning,Ihatedthatcanandeventh

17、inkingaboutitmadememad.Butthenwhenweweregoingthroughit,andblankcty.allthatstuff.Ijust.Thethoughtofthatwholepartofourlifedrivingaway.Wecankeepblankety.Idon'twantLookatthem.Comeon.Aminuteago,theywerebabies.Andnowtheyredriving.Andsoonwellallbedead.Whoa!Yourcleavingoutafewgreatminutesthere.Retiremen

18、t,oldage.Coolchairthatgoesupthestairs.Yeah.Imsorry.Fm.beingridiculous.Don'tapologize.Iloveyouwhenyourchuman.Listen.Hey!listen!Wedon'thavetosellthecar.Oh,sweetie,ofcoursewedo.Itdoesn'tmakeanysensetokeepit.Well,whatcanIdotomakeyoufecibetter?Nothing.Unlessyoucanbuildmeatimemachine.Honey.Unt

19、ilsomeonecanfigureouthowtokeepawormholeUntilsomeonecanfigureouthowtokeepawormholefromcollapsinginonitself.That'sjustapipedrcam.Sure.Phil!comeonback,phil.Well,Ifoundthe.Ifoundthenailgun.Oh.Yay.Theweirdestthing.itwaswrappedinanoldtowelstuffedinaboxonthetopshelfofthecloset.Well,justsetitdownontheco

20、unter.Headsup!Oh,dad,whatarcyoudoinghere?Fm,uhJust,uh,returningthatcrockpotthatGloriaborrowed.Oh,yeah,Iforgotyouhadthatcrockpot.Jay.Well,werejustgettingreadytobuildLilyaprincesscastleifyou.-Wanttohelp?-Yeah.sure.Oh.Well,ifit'sokaywithyou,Mitchell.Oh,yeah!oh,no,dad.Oh,rememberhowmuchfunwehadwhenw

21、ebuiltthatbookshelftogether?ThatwasmyVietnam.AndIwasinVietnam.Oh!Lookatus!Threeconstructiondudes!Dad,I'mgonnagetyousomeworkmangloves.IhaveablueandcameLWhat'syourpreference?Surpriseme.Wouldn'titbeeasierifwehadallourstuffinthesamenotebook?Youthink?Imean,weYealwaysgoingbackandforth.I'll

22、justputmythingsinyournotebook.okay.Whowantschocolatemilk?Sure,mom.-Sohowisitgoing?-Great!Kellysmovingherstuffintomynotebook.Thisissudden.Itjustfeltright.Oh,youknowwhatyoushoulddo?Putapinchofsaltinthechocolatemilk.Itreallybringsouttheflavor.Saltisforthepopcorn.Thatsoundsgood.YouwouldrVtlikeit.Maybewe

23、shouldletMannydecide.Okay.Here'sthesalt.We'llseewhathelikes.Wow!That'sreallygood!Tryit.mom!Idon'tcareforit.Itwasdelicious.IfinallygotLilydownforanap.WhereisMitchell?He'snotsupposedtobeunsupervised!Don'tworry.Igothiminthegarageputtingflagsonthespires.Okay,perfect.It*sbettertha

24、tway.Nobodygetshurt.Wedon'thavetoputflagsonthespires.Yeah.Allright,let'sgetthisroofon.It*ssupposedtosnaprightintoplace.Hey!Whatchagotgoingonoverthere.Jigsaw?Well,IthoughtthatIwouldgetstartedonthe,uh.drawbridgewhileyouguysworkedontheroof,so.Youalldonewiththeflags?!Yeah!Yeah,ittookmelike15minu

25、tes.Itwasaloteasierthanyoumadeitouttobe.Dosomething,Jay.Uh,Mitch?!Yeah.Howaboutyoumakeussomesandwiches?No.No,wereinthemiddleofthis.No,IthinkwhatJay'ssayingis,whydon'tyougosortsomebolts?No,Isortedthebolts.-Allof'em?-Thereweresix.W.what'sgoingonwithyoutwo?Areyou.areyoutryingtogetridofm

26、e?Uh.,Mitch.Oh,mygod.Youare.Yourc.you're,like,incahoots.Mitchell,Igetscared,whenyou'rearoundtools,Honey,itsdangerous.Forme,foryou,for.ourroses.Worksbetterthisway,kid.Imean,castlegoesrightup,Nobodygetsslicedinhalf.Doyouknowhowinsultingthisis?Iwas.Iwasaninternatthesongbirdsummerplayhouse.Doyou

27、thinkthatthetownofBrigadoonjustmagicallyappeared?Well,intheplay,itdid.but.theset.thesetwasbuiltwiththesetwohands!Mitchell.Mitchell.TheVonTrappmansion,Evita'sbalcony.Okay.Okay.Oh,whereareyougoing?Fmgoingonawalk,and.oh.yeah,Icanstilldothatbymyself.Watch.Oh,IhopeIdon'tgethurt.Oh,god,whoputthatd

28、oorjambthere?Ididn'tsecit.Iranrightintoit.Oh,no.Itripped!Walkingissohard!Thatonedidiftlooklikeitwasonpurpose.Itwas!Justafewmoresteps.Oh,sorry!Step!Step!Sorry!-Phil?!-Sorry,sorry.It*sgonnabeworthit.No,it'snot.Don*tlistentoher.And.-Ow.Ow.Ow!-Sorry.Don'tstmggle.Stopstruggling.Great.Itsourca

29、r.Notacar.Kids?what?Tonight,ClaireDunphy,weareturningbacktheclocktoasimplertime.whenfamiliespiledintotheirstationwagons,pickedupsomeburgers,andwentonapicnicuptograngerpoint.Honey,wedon'thavetodothis.Listentoher.No,it'sgonnabegreat.Italkedto.France,ants,picnic.Nick,andhe'snotpickingupthec

30、artilltomorrow.Wehaveonemorenightoffamilyfun!What'sgonnabefunaboutit?Listentohim-Onlyeverything.-Onlynothing.Okay,kids,youknowwhat?Yourfatheristryingtodosomethingnice,soIwouldappreciateitifyouwouldstopyourwhiningandjustgetinthecar.Stilldoesit!Oh,my!Comeon,getin,getin!Fmjustsaying,thekid'sgot

31、talearntoletthingsgo.Well,thisisatouchysubjectforMitchell.Hewantstofecilikearegularjoe,likeyouandI.Oh,pardonnez-moi.IpreferthechampagneDijontothestandardyellow.Youknow,thereareafewareasthatdefineusasmen,likesportsandconstniction.Mitchelljustwantstofeellikehe'spartofthemanclub.Isn'tthatwherey

32、ouguysmet?Iknowyou'remakingajokebecauseyouYeuncomfortable,soFilletitslide.andwemetatanorgy.Comeon.Ijustthinkit'scrazy,that'sall.Sowhatifhecan'tswingahammer?Lookatallhehasdone.Lawschoolgreatcareer,providingforhisfamily.That'smanly,too,isn'tit?Imean,theclassicalsense.Well,yes,I

33、mean,Ithinkitalsotakesabigmantoquithiscareerasamusicteacherandraiseachild.Youreaman.too.Cam.Thankyou.Jay.Wait.Garnish.We'remen.notcavemen.Mygreat-great-grandfatherhelpedbuildtheBrooklynbridge.AndIheardthat,untilthedayhedied.everytimehepassedit,hewasfilledwithsuchpride.He'dsay,"there'

34、;salittlebitofmeinthatbridge.HIknowthatI'mnotthehandiestguy,butTmstillaman.andIwanttobeabletolookoutintomyyardandsay."there'salittlebitofmeinthatprincesscastle.0Oh,no.No.No,no,no.No.No.Oh,no.Hey,mom.Kellysparentsarcontheirway.Sheinvitedmetogoouttodinnerandamoviewiththem.Isthatokay?Oh,bu

35、t.IthoughtthatyouandIweregoingtothemoviestonight.Youknow,toseethatonewithShiaLabcouf.Youknow,toseethatonewithShiaLabeouf.Well,maybewecangotothemovieanothernight.W.what'swrong?Oh,nothing.Justmyheart.Okay,sueme.IamaColombianmother.I'mnotgonnalethimmakeamistakethatisgonnaaffecthimfortherestofmy

36、life!Hislife!Manny,IthinkweshouldtalkaboutthisKellygirl.Isn'tshegreat?Ithinkshereallylikesme.Whywouldn'tshelikeyou,baby?Ofcourse.Go.Havefun.Fmgonnawearmyburgundydinnerjacket.Ofcourseyouare.Isaywcapologizeandjustfinishthecastletogetherlikehewanted.-Didyouhidethenailgun?-Absolutely.'cause,

37、Imean,yousaidthatbefore.No,I.Oh,mygosh.It'sfinished.Whatthehell?Mitchelldidthat?Yes.Yes,Mitchelldidit.Who'sthebitchnow,bitches?Honey,itlooksbeautiful!Well,yeah,becausewhenyoutwowereinsideenjoyingyourlittleteaparty,Iwasouthere.outheregettingstuffdone.Fmsorry.Wcshouldn'thaveunderestimatedy

38、ou.Youknowhe'sstuckinthere,right?Oh,yeah.Uh,hey,kid.CamandIarcgonnagocrackacouplecoldones.Youwanttojoinus?No,no,youknowwhat?Fmjustgonnastayhereandgetsomestuffdone,butyou.youtwoladiesenjoyyourlightbeers.HowdoyouknowweYehavinglightbeers?Weonlyhavelightbeers.So,well,listen.-Hereisahammer.-1don'

39、tneedit.Idon'tneedit,though.-Andthisisascrewdriver.-ButI'mnotgonnauseit.Andyoujustcomeoninwheneveryouwantto.I'llbeinat.yeah.Yousureweshouldn'tgethimoutofthere?No.Hewouldneverforgiveus.He'saveryproudman,yourson.Bird!Bird!Bird!ah,oh.mygod!oh,mygod!Yeah.I'mprettyproudofmyselfrightnow.Ohh!oh,mygod!Calmdown.Luke,honey,slo