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1、Long ago, in ancient China, the Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City. They brought great joy and prosperity to the city for they had invented fireworks. But their son, Lord Shen, saw darker power in the fireworks. What had brought color and joy could also bring darkness and destruction. Shen's troub

2、led parents consulted a soothsayer. She foretold that if Shen continued down this dark path, he would be defeated by a warrior of black and white. The young lord set out to change his fate. But what he did next only sealed it. Shen returned to his parents full of pride. But in their faces, he saw on

3、ly horror. He was banished from the city forever. But Shen swore revenge. Someday he would return and all of China would bow at his feet.It's almost done, Lord Shen, but we've run out of metal.Search the farthest villages! Find more metal! China will be mine.-And then the Dragon Warrior join

4、ed the Furious Five!And they became the most awesomest kung fu team ever!Enough talk. Let's fight!Thirty-three. Listen, listen! You can hear the Dragon Warrior training right now!Thirty-three. Stop him!- Thirty-four.- It's too dangerous!- Thirty-five. Stay focused. - Thirty-six!- Thirty-seve

5、n! - Yeah!How is he doing that with his face?Thirty-eight bean buns!Yes! New record! You monster!- Keep going! Hit 40! - He'll never hit 40. You guys wait and we'll go to 40.Do it.No problem! Yeah! Give me a minute.Yeah! - He did it! - Well done, Po!Your training has paid off.Master Shifu! G

6、otta go. See you later! You'll save those for me, right?1Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner peace.Master Shifu. Master Shifu, what have we got? Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain? Whatever it is, I will take them down. 'Cause I am in a mood. I need to get something done, you know what I mean?

7、 What are you doing?One of Master Oogway's final teachings.Awesome! How did you do that?Inner peace.Inner piece. That's cool. Inner piece of what?It is the next phase of your training. Every master must find his path to inner peace. Some choose to meditate for 50 years in a cave just like th

8、is.without the slightest taste of food or water. Or?Some find it through pain and suffering, as I did. Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warriorwas the worst day of my life. By far, nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful,mind-destroying, horrible moment.OK. .I have ever experien

9、ced. But once I realized the problem was not you, but within me, I found inner peace and was able to harness the flows of the universe.So that's it? I just need inner peace? My innards are already super, super peaceful, so all I need to do is just get this thing going. Inner peace, you're go

10、ing down. Now show me what you were doing there with your feet. I saw you do sort of a fancy foot. Po! Bandits! Approaching the Musicians Village.Danger. Tell those musicians to start playing some action music because it is on. Don't worry, Shifu,I'll master inner peace as soon as I get back

11、.No snack stops this time.Ha! Ha! Ha! Snack stops. Wait, are you serious?-Get all the metal you can find!Grab the metal!Help, help, help, help. Help!That's everything! Let's get out of here.Wings of Justice!2The Dragon Warrior!A panda? That's impossible.My fist hungers for justice. That

12、was my. fist.Get 'em! Come on!Take that!Po! It s coming!Thanks, Mantis!Tigress, Double Death Strike! Feet of Fury! Tigress! Monkey! Viper! Mantis! Bunny! What? Oh, sorry. Crane, go! I'm on it!Is everyone OK?That was awesome!I got this.Po!Chew on that, tubby!Are you OK?What happened?I think I

13、 saw. I think.I gotta go.-Thank you. Thank you for coming to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu. More tea? Lemon sauce? If you need anything, just ask. Thank you. Feet of Fury!The Dragon Warrior's mop. He mopped these very floors!No touching! You'll get the mop dirty.He once waited on me.Awesom

14、e!Yeah, I have the stain to prove it. Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior?He doesn't work here any more. He's busy out there protecting the Valley.The Dragon Warrior!Po!Yeah, here youOk.The Dragon Warrior!3Should've told me you were coming.Hi, Dad.I would have saved you some stinky tofu.Ah,

15、 Dad, can I talk to you?Of course, son. In honor of my son, free tofu dessert for everybody! With purchases.Oh, it's so good to see you, Po. Have you lost weight? I can almost put my wings around you.Ah, well, maybe a little.Po, you, you must feel weak. Let me get you some soup.No, that's OK

16、, Dad. I'm not hungry.Not hungry? Po, are you all right?Yeah. No, I'm fine. I just.Earlier today, I was fighting these bandits. Nothing too dangerous. I mean,they were just, you know.Yeah?And then the strangest thing happened. I had this crazy vision. I think I saw my mom and me, as a baby.M

17、om? A baby?Dad?What.?How do I say this? Where did I come from?Well, you see, son, baby geese come from a little egg. Don't ask where the egg comes from.Dad, that's not what I meant.I know it's not. I think it's time I told you something I should have told you a long time ago. Youmigh

18、t have been kind of a.adopted.I knew it.You knew? Well, who told you?No one. I mean, come on, Dad.But if you knew, why didn't you ever say anything?Why didn't you say anything? How did I get here, Dad? Where did I come from?Actually. you came from this. It was just another day at the restaur

19、ant. Time to make the noodles. I went out to the back, where my vegetables had just been delivered. There were cabbages, tunas, radishes. Only there were no radishes. Just a very hungry baby panda. There was no note. Of course,4you could have eaten it. I waited for someone to come looking for you, b

20、ut no one did. I broughtyou inside. Fed you. Gave you a bath. And fed you again. And again. And tried to put some pants on you. And then I made a decision that would change my life forever, to make my soup without radishes, and to raise you as my own son. Xiao Po, my little panda. And from that mome

21、nt on, both my soup and my life have been that much sweeter. And, little Po, that's the end of the story. Look at me. No, don't look at me.That's it? That can't be it. There's gotta be more, Dad!Well, there was the time you ate all my bamboo furniture. It was important too.One du

22、mpling, please, Dragon Warrior size.Oh, Po, your story may not have such a happy beginning, but look how it turned out. You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles.I know. I just have so many questions. Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket? Why didn't I like pants? And who am I?-Good

23、. Watch your thought. Good.Shen?Good afternoon, gentlemen.Now we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.Your house?Yes. Didn't you see the peacock on the front door?There you are, Soothsayer. It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.We shall

24、see, Shen.No, you shall see, old goat. Where were we?What do you want, Shen?What is rightfully mine, Gongmen City!Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council, and we will protect it, even from you.I'm so glad you feel that way. Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothi

25、ng.What's in the box, Shen?You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it will part you. Part of you here, part of you there and part of you, well over there, staining the wall! You insolent fool!5Show-off.That is a warning. You are no match for our kung fu.I agree. But

26、 this is.-Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?Master Thundering Rhino?Yes.Son of legendary Flying Rhino?Yes.And slayer of the Ten Thousand Serpents in the Valley of Woe?He's dead.Whoa.That's impossible.Rhino's Horn Defence is impervious to any technique.It was not technique.

27、 Lord Shen has created a weapon, one that breathes fire and spits metal. Unlesshe is stopped, this could be the end of kung fu.But I just got kung fu!And now you must save it. Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!OK, here we go! Here we go! Wait a second. How can I do this? I mean,

28、 how can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.-Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner peace. Peace on.Oh, Po, I got you a travel pack. I packed you food for weeks. Cookies, buns, vegetables. And I even packed all your action figu

29、res. See?I don't know what those are. Never seen them before in my life. Dad, you got scratches on my Tigress.I also packed your paintings of our best time together, just in case you get lonely. That's me and you making noodles. And that's me and you eating noodles. And that's me giv

30、ing you a piggyback ride. That cute? On second thought, I'll hang on to this one. Hey, they're waiting for me.6Of course, of course. You have a job to do. far from home, in a strange city, filled with strange people, and strange noodles, facing horrible danger from which you might never retu

31、rn! Don't go, Po!I gotta go.I'm the Dragon Warrior. It's kind of my job to save kung fu. And if I don't. what am I?You are my son. Right?Po, it's time.Goodbye.Don't worry, Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say "noodles".Noodles.-Come on, guys, let's go!

32、 Yeah!Mama? Mom? Dad? Is that you? Mom! Dad!Oh, hi. Hey, son. You're back.Honey, what are you doing here?But I thought.We replaced you, dear with this lovely radish.Radish?It's quiet, polite, and, frankly, does better kung fu.Wait! Radish, radish, radish, radish. Inner pea.Pea.Inner peace. I

33、nner peace! Inner peace! Innerpeace! Inner peace! Inner peace.! I'm. training.The mast is not a worthy opponent. I am ready.OK. So serious. I think I prefer the mast.Apologies. I used to punch the ironwood trees by the palace to train. Now I feel nothing.That's severely cool.Again!So, this p

34、unching ironwood trees, how long did you have to do that?Twenty years.Oh, 20, 20 years. Is there any, you know, faster way? You know, until you, you know, don't feel anything?No. Besides.I don't think hard style is your thing.Po, why are you really out here?7I just found out that my dad isn&

35、#39;t really my dad.Your dad? The goose. That must have been quite a shock.Yeah.And this bothers you?Are you kidding me? We're warriors, right? Nerves of steel. Souls of platinum. Like you. Sohard-core, you don't feel anything.I was.So, what are you guys talking about?Nothing. Nothing.Po'

36、;s having daddy issues.I'm so lucky. I don't have any problems with my dad. Maybe it's because Mom ate his head before I was born. I don't know.Mantis, this isn't about you. Po is the one freaking out.I'm not freaking out.Po.I'm freaking in.Po!What?We're here. Gongmen

37、 City.-My father's throne. He used to let me play here beside him, promising someday this throne wouldbe mine. A little to the left.Oh, but it's so heavy, Master!Thirty years I've waited for this moment. Everything must be exactly how I envisioned it. And Ienvisioned it a little to the l

38、eft Perfect!With the weapon by my si. A little bit more.With the weapon by my side, all of China will bow before me. We move out in three days, when the moon is full and the tide is high. Now, you old goat, why don't you tell me my.Fortune?The Future. I was going to say future. Look into your bo

39、wl and tell me what glory awaits.If you continue on your current path.you will find yourself at the bottom of the stairs. I see.I see.I see pain. and anger.8How dare you! That is the finest silk in the province!Followed by denial.This is not fortune-telling. You're just saying what's happeni

40、ng right.Now? The most important time is now. But if you really want to see the future.Oh, what do you see?A peacock.is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed.That's impossible, and you know it.It is not impossible, and he knows it.Who?Lord Shen! I saw a panda!A panda?A ku

41、ng fu warrior. It fought like a demon! Big and furry. Soft and squishy. Kind of plush and cuddly.There are no more pandas.Even with his poor eyesight, he can see the truth. Why is it that you cannot?Find this panda and bring him to me!Yes, sir!One panda lives, that does not make you right.You're

42、 right. Being right makes me right.Then I will kill him and make you wrong. Will you stop that!-That must be Shen's palace on the other side of the city.Great. We'll march into the tower and proclaim, "We are the Dragon Warrior and the Furious Five, and we are here to bring you to justi

43、ce"!What are you doing? This place is crawling with wolves.Hey, isn't that the guy who hammered you in the face?I do not like that guy.We need to get to that tower without being spotted by those wolves.Got it. Stealth mode.Get out of the way!Now, where'd those noodles go? Hello. I could

44、n't help but.Yeah, OK. Anyway, where was I?9Where's Po?How can we lose a guy that big?OK. Guys! Guys?Hey, Po.What? Sorry.So that was stealth mode, huh?To be honest, not one of my stronger modes.gold in there, come on!This rice is raw!You stole all my metal pots for Lord Shen!Either you cook

45、my rice, or I cook you!My apologies, but.Po, do something.How am I supposed to help her cook rice without getting caught? Wait, I have a better idea.two.one.Hey.Hey.We're here to liberate the city and bring Shen to justice.You will need help.Thank you, brave sheep, but it's too dangerous. I

46、can't let you.Oh, no, not me. It's not safe to speak here.Right.I'm talking about Masters Ox and Croc. They're in Gongmen Jail on Black Dragon Alley.What? They're still alive? They must be in that jail gathering intelligence, hatching a plot to use their awesomeness to defeat the

47、 weapon! OK, let's go! Thanks, sheep. Hey! Stop that costume!Hold it right there!Get them!Get them! - Sorry!Take that!Keep going!10Faster!Hey, stop!Now! Got you! What? Where'd they go? Spread out! Search everywhere!What about over there?Is "there" a part of "everywhere"?I

48、. I guess.Then search there!They must be close. I can feel a kung fu chill riding up my spine.Sorry, Po. It's just me.Look. Gongmen Jail.Aw, it's cute.Cute, huh?Nice work, Po.At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you a signal.You mean like Crane does?Yeah.Excuse me, when have I ever ma

49、de that noise?Master Ox! Master! The ferocious Master Croc! And Master Storming Ox. I can't believe we're rescuing actual legends of kung fu. We're gonna free you from those bonds of injustice. No problem. Gotta be a key around here. No, they wouldn't leave a key around here.Oh, good

50、! You found it. Come on, you guys! Yeah! We're coming for you, Shen! Guys, are we going or not? Do you want to meet us there later? I mean, you do want to take back your city, right? Of course we do. But if we stand up to Shen, he will turn the weapon on the city.Listen to yourself. You're p

51、rotecting Gongmen City by not protecting Gongmen City? If we all fight together. - Then the weapon would kill everyone.Oh, would it? Then we use. a sneak attack! We get inside and then.And then you will be stopped.by the unstoppable weapon.Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stoppin

52、g you from telling me something's unstoppable! Master Ox, I'm not letting you stay in this cell. I'd like to see you get me out!You guys see that? It's called being awesome. Come on! Whatever happened to being heroes?11The only hero in this town is a dead one!Like I said, you are not

53、 getting me out of this cell!Yes! All right, let's go!I get the top bunk.It's time to surrender, panda. Kung fu is dead.I.You.Kung fu is dead? Fine! You stay in your prison of fear with bars made of hopelessness. And all you get are three square meals a day of shame! With despair for dessert

54、.We'll take on Shen and prove to all those who are hungry for justice and honour that kung fu stilllives!Yeah!Monkey?!You! You're mine!I'll tell you what's gonna be yours! My fist in your plush, cuddly, super-soft face!Get him!Get me out of here!Yes, sir!Stop him!Faster!Yeah! Go, go!Lose him!Yes, sir!Viper!Hang on!What?Watch out!Uncool! Very uncool!Try this!Guys, guys, guys!Maybe something smaller!No, no! Oh, no, no.12Cute bunnies, off the face. E