英语阅读―剩女雷人征婚广告-

1、 两分钟做个小测试,看看你的英语水平剩女雷人征婚广告"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bi

2、t and a bit and a bit.I came across this joke today. Its absolutely hilarious yet brutally true."你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。今天偶然看到一个笑话,虽然是玩笑但非常真实。What I Want in a Man-Original List(age 221. Handsome2. Charming3. Finan

3、cially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things9. Full of thoughtful surprises10. An imaginative, romantic lover.我理想的男友标准-原版(22岁时1.英俊2.有魅力3.有经济实力4.善于倾听5.机智6.良好的外形7.衣着有品味8.欣赏美好事物9.充满惊喜10.富有想象力的浪漫情人What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 32

4、1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head2. Opens car doors, holds chairs3. Has enough money for a nice dinner4. Listens more than talks5. Laughs at my jokes6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries10.

5、 Seeks romance at least once a week.我理想的男友标准-修订版(32岁时1.五官端正(有头发者优先2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐4.少说多听5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑6.逛街的时候帮我拎包7.至少有一条领带8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 421. Not too ugly (bald head OK2. Doesnt drive off until Im in the car3. Works stead

6、y - splurges on dinner out occasionally4. Nods head when Im talking5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down10. Shave

7、s most weekends.我理想的男友标准-修订版(42岁时1.不太丑(谢顶也可2.我上车后才开车3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭4.我说话的时候点头5.通常记得笑话中的妙语6.有足够的力气搬家具7.没有啤酒肚8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟9.记得放下马桶座圈10.大多数周末会刮胡子What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 521. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed2. Doesnt belch or scratch in public3. Doesnt borrow money too often4. Doesnt nod off to sleep when Im venting 5. Doesnt re-tell the same joke too many times6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends7. Usually wears matching socks and f