初中英语四人短剧The+Blood+of+cet4

TheBloodof CET'4第一幕（道具：桌子书馒头三个）ABC上，BC看到凳子坐下，D走过来，A点菜A:waiter！waiter！DYoucome,mydearbrother(笑脸状)A:Doyouhaveanybeef?D:NobeefA:doyouhaveanywine?D:nowine.A:DoyouhaveanyriceD:noriceA:youcanhavethis(学赵本山)D:Ireallydon'thavethisA:kao!whatdoyouhave?(愤怒惊讶状)D:bread.Doyouwantsome?A:ok,iamdyingofstarvationD:hereD拿馒头A:heihei,haveyouseenthisbook?拿出一本书，写着四级答案大字D:wow!!眼睛睁得特大!!!wheredidyougetit?A.IGETITFROMMYMOTHER'Sbrother'ssisiter'saucle's,,,,D:stop！！！CanIhavealook?A:Itseemsthatyouareatalent,Ihavetosellit!D:WOW!!A:onlytenYuan!!AndIwillgiveyouapresentinaddition!D:areyousure,sir?（翻书后，D狂笑）D:soeasy!!!Thankgodness,icanpasstheBandfourExamination!!不付钱，狂跑A:baby,youforgettopayit,,baby,,,第二幕B:wow!thebreadlookssodelicious!I’mhungrynow!C:waiter!Hownicethebreadis!Ihavebeenfindingitallthemorning.Couldyougiveittome?D:Itellyouasecret.IhavetheanswertoBandFourExaminationforthisyearB:giveittous.C:ifyougivemethe,mymotherfatherbrothersisterandIwillthankyouforever!!D:howmuchmoneydoyouhave?(C摸了摸口袋，大喜状，然后拿出一元钱)C:isoneYuanenough?D:areyoumakingfun??GohomeandaskyourmothertogiveyouB:I’mangrynow!!!Goandfight!!!（转过头）shibaluohan!!!!!D:whoareyou?Whereareshibaluohan??B:mynameisshiba!C:mynameisluohan!B:Theroadisbuiltbyme（踩凳子）C:andIplantedatree（踩凳子）B:ifyouwanttogobythisstreet（准备踩凳子但是发现没地方踩于是踩C的脚，C大叫,受伤）B:giveusallyourBOOKS!D:doyouthinkIwillafraidofyou?Iamthemasterofkungfu!A从后面走过来，刚好被B抓住Dsethimfree.Don'tmoveC:IWantaBMWD:NOBMWC:IwantBenzD:NoBenzC:IwantToyotaD:NoToyotaC:I...IwantanambulanceD:OK,ambulance.C:Yes!!!D:Showmeyourstudent"scard.B；shut,,,,youfoolus!!A；哎。。Theanswerismine.WhydoyouallwantitA:sinceyouaskedsincerely既然你诚心诚意的发问了B:Letmetellyougenerously那我就大发慈悲的告诉你C:Topreventstudentsfrombeendestroyed为了防止学生被摧残ABC:Tomakeapeacefulworld(ABC三人说：为了维护世界的和平)(此时D赶紧打断发言)DIfyouwantit,youcanmakeabetwithmeB放开A，两人装神秘走着，然后用脚做捡到锤子布，前两次相同，第三次B赢了，拿着班旗披在背上庆祝胜利Iamwining,,Iamwining.......然后对着观众道：Thanktv,thankcctv,thankforyourbeliefonme.Ithinkiownmuchmysuccesstoallofyou,,ACD排成两行，像升国旗一样，A拿着答案，CD一起走正步，三人唱婚礼进行曲，Ad,doyouwanttogivetheanswerofcet'4tod,forricherforpoorer,foebetterandforworse,,tilldeathusdopartB:yesidoA:ddoyou