愚人节英语笑话

第第页愚人节英语笑话

愚人节英语笑话篇1

1.whyarepeopletiredonaprilfoolsday?(愚人节人们为什么疲乏?)

答：becausetheyhavejusthadalongmarch.(由于他们刚过了长长的三月。march三月;行军)

2.whatweatherdomiceandratsfear?(老鼠可怕什么天气?)

答：whenitsrainingcatsanddogs.(下大雨。raincatsanddogs下大雨)

3.whendodogsrefusetofollowtheirmasters?(狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

答：whentheirmastersgotothefleamarket.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea跳蚤fleamarket旧货市场)

4.whatquestioncanneverbeansweredby“yes”?(哪个问题永久不能回答“是的”?)

答：areyouasleep?(你睡着了吗)

5.whattreeisalwaysverysad?(那种树总是很难过?)

答：weepingwillow.(垂柳weep哭泣willow柳树)

6.whencanyougetwaterwithanet?(什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

答：whenwateristurnedintoice.(当水结成冰时)

7.whyisthepigalwayseating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

答：hesmakingahogofhimself.它想成为一只肉猪。

8.whatsthelongestwordintheworld?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答：smiles.becausetheresamilebetweentheletters.微笑。由于两个字母s中间隔了一里。

9.whatquestionisthattowhichyoumustalwaysansweryes?什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

答：whatdoesy-e-sspell?(当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.wherewereyouwhenthepowerwascutoff?当停电的时候你在哪?

答：inthedarkness.在黑暗中

愚人节英语笑话篇2

1、-Whatthedayisittoday?

-TodayisAprilfoolsday.

-Oh!youarewrongtodayisMarchthe31th.Ifyoudontbelievemepleasepickupthecalendar.

-Oh!itisreallyAprilfoolsday.

-Haha!youwerecheated!

-今日是星期几？

-今日是四月愚人节。

-哦！你错了，今日是三月三十一日。假如你不相信我，请拿起日历。

-哦！这真的是四月愚人节。

-哈哈！你被骗了！

2、BestwishesandIbelieveyourEnglishwillbebetterandbetter!

最好的祝福，我相信你的英语会越来越好！

3、Ayoungblindboyisbeingtuckedintobedbyhismother.ThemomsaysNowBilly,prayreallyhardtonightandtomorrow,yourwishwillcometrue!.Billysays,Ok,mommy.andgoestosleep.thene*tmorning,BillywakesupandscreamsMOMMY!Imstillblind,mywishdidntcometrue!.Themomanswered,Iknow-AprilFools!

一个双目失明的小男孩正被妈妈抱上床。妈妈说：“现在，比利，今晚和明天都要好好祈祷，你的愿望会实现的.！”比利说：“好的，妈妈，”然后去睡觉。第二天早上，比利醒来尖叫着：“妈咪！”！我还是瞎了眼，我的愿望没有实现！妈妈回答说：“我知道——四月傻瓜！”

4、Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspapersoIllbeinyourhandsallday.

Husband:Iwishthattoo,soIcouldchangeyoudaily.

妻子对丈夫〔成天看报纸〕说：我盼望我是一份报纸，所以我成天都在你手里。

丈夫：我也盼望如此，这样我就可以每天换你了。

5、Alittleboyaskedhisfather:Daddy,howmuchdoesitcosttogetmarried?Thefatherreplied:Idontknowson.Imstillpaying!

一个小男孩问他的父亲：爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？父亲回答说：我不知道儿子。我还在付钱！

6、Atmidnightfathersawthathismarriedsonleavinghome...Heaskshim:whatareyoudoing?

Thesonreplied:DadIamfedupwithmylife!Mynewlymarriageisnotgoingwell,mywifeandmymomkeepfightingwitheachother!Ihavetopaybillsformyin-laws,andIhatethislife!Iwanttogofarfromhere,Iwanttotasteeveryjoyoflife,andIwanttohaveeveryfunoflife!

Fathersaid:Wait!Iamcomingwithyou.

半夜，父亲看到他已婚的儿子离家出走了…他问他：你在干什么？

儿子回答：爸爸，我受够了我的生活！我的新婚生活不太顺当，我妻子和我妈妈一贯在打架！我得为我的亲家付账，我厌烦这种生活！我想远离这里，我想品尝生活中的每一种乐趣，我想享受生活的乐趣！

父亲说：等等！我和你一起去。

7、AwomangoestoEnglandtoattenda2-weekcompanytrainingsession.Herhusbanddriveshertotheairportandwisheshertohaveagoodtrip.

Thewifeanswered:Thankyouhoney,whatwouldyoulikemetobringforyou?

Thehusbandlaughedandsaid:AnEnglishgirl!

Thewomankeptquietandleft.Twoweekslaterhepickedherupintheairportandasked:Sohoney,howwasthetrip?

Thewife:Verygood,thankyou.

Thehusband:And,whathappenedtomypresent?

Thewife:Whichpresent?

Thehusband:WhatIaskedfor:theEnglishgirl?

Thewife:Oh,that!Well,IdidwhatIcould;nowwehavetowaitafewmonthstoseeifit’sagirl!

一个女人去英国参与一个为期两周的公司培训会议