怦然心动-台词-中英文对照版

./我只希望朱莉?贝克能离我远点AllIeverwantedwasforJuliBakertoleavemealone.

故事始于一年级暑假年的夏天Itallbeganinthesummerof,beforethestartofsecondgrade.

我们到家啦Hereweare.

你们觉得这里怎么样?

我挺喜欢的Whatdoyouguysthink?

Ilikethisplace.

很赞呢我的房间是什么颜色?

It'scool.

Uh,whatcolorismyroom?

别急嘛Justyouwait.

咱们进去瞧瞧嘿布莱斯Let'sseewhat'sinside.

Hey,comeon,buddyBryce.

过来给我搭把手搬东西Whydon't,uh,youandIgohelpunloadthevan让姑娘们去整理厨房吧andthewomenfolkherecangetinthekitchenandstartsettingup.

好的老爸Okay,Dad.

于我而言这意味着我从此步入了Forme,itwasthebeginningofwhatwouldbe长达五年的不安与逃避生涯morethanhalfadecadeofstrategicavoidanceandsocialdiscomfort.

嗨我是朱莉?贝克喂喂喂你干嘛呢?

Hi,I'mJuliBaker.

Hey,hey,whatareyoudoing?

要我帮忙吗?

Don'tyouwantsomehelp?

不必了那里面都是贵重物品No.

There'ssomevaluablethingsinthere.

那我就搬这个吧不用了Howaboutthisone?

No,no,no.

赶紧回家吧你妈妈没准在找你呢Runhome.

Yourmother'sprobablywonderingwhereyouare.

没关系我妈妈知道我在哪她同意我过来Oh,no,mymomknowswhereIam.

Shesaidit'sfine.

显然这姑娘也太不识趣了Itdidn'ttakelongtorealizethisgirlcouldnottakeahint.

咱们仨在这儿有点挤吧不要紧啊It'scrowdedinherewiththreepeople.

Idon'tmind.

毫无自知之明我们一起推吧?

Ofanykind.

Youwannapushthisonetogether?

布莱斯你妈妈还等着你去帮忙吧?

Bryce,isn'tittimeforyoutogohelpyourmother?

是啊是啊Oh,yeah.

我真是拿她没辙Imean,nothingwouldstopher.

我终于忍无可忍这时候诡异的事情却发生了Iwasabouttotellhertogetlostwhentheweirdestthinghappened.

我真是难以置信Icouldn'tbelieveit.

我居然会牵着陌生女孩的手ThereIwasholdinghandswiththisstrangegirl.

我咋就惹上了这种麻烦?

你好呀HowdidIgetintothismess?

Well,hello.

看来你已经认识我儿子了Iseeyou'vemetmyson我不得不使出岁男生仅有的气概Finally,Ididtheonlymanlythingavailablewhenyou'reyearsold.

然而还有一大串的麻烦等着我However,mytroubleswerefarfromover.

就在我走进叶尔森老师的教室时TheminuteIwalkedintoMissYelson'sclassroom布莱斯?

你也在这啊Bryce?

You'rehere.

很显然itwasclear:即使在学校也无法逃脱她的魔掌Schoolwouldnotbeasanctuary.

嘿布莱斯你女朋友呢?

Hey,Bryce,where'syourgirlfriend?

枉我一世英名啊Iwasbrandedforlife.

嘿布莱斯你咋不向她求婚呢?

Hey,Bryce,whydon'tyouaskhertomarryyou?

布莱斯和朱莉爬上树梢BryceandJulisittinginatree卿卿我我甜如蜜K-l-S-S-l-N-G搬来镇上的第一年简直就是场灾难Myfirstyearintownwasadisaster.

瞧那小两口呀Lookatthem.

接下来的三年也不尽如人意Andthenextthreeweren'tmuchbetter.

就这么捱到了六年级我总算不再坐以待毙Butfinally,inthesixthgrade,Itookaction.

想到了一个大狠招Ihatchedtheplan.

雪利Sherry.

雪利等一下Sherry,waitup.

嗨布莱斯Hi,Bryce.

Heh.

我向雪利?斯道尔斯展开攻势IaskedoutSherryStalls.

我想问你愿不愿意.

.

.

Iwaswonderingifyouwantedtogo这个招数的绝妙之处在于Tofullappreciatethebrillianceofthisplan雪利?斯道尔斯是朱莉的眼中钉youhavetounderstandthatJulihatedSherryStalls但我始终想不通其中的缘由thoughIneverunderstoodwhy.

雪利长发飘飘为人和善Sherrywasnice,friendlyandshehadalotofhair.

我妈之前一直不让我打耳洞后来我拼命求她Atfirst,mymotherwouldn'tletmegetmyearspierced,butIbegged我原本一心指望只要和雪利吃吃饭TheideawasthatSherrywouldeatwithme散散步就能让朱莉知难而退maybewe'dwalkaroundtogether,andhopefullyJuliwouldloseinterest.

她还是不允许我岁前打耳洞ButIstillcan'tgetthehoopstillI'm.

太可惜了Oh,that'sashame.

米娜妮也想打耳洞SoMelaniewantedtogetherearspierced,但她老妈也不是省油的灯butofcoursehermothersaidno.

她就在家大发雷霆Soshethrewafit把约翰尼?马蒂斯的精选辑给砸了andsmashedherJohnnyMathisGreatestHitsalbum结果就被禁足了andshegotgrounded,连我的睡衣派对都来不了sonowshecan'tcometomypajamasleepoverparty.

事情进展相当顺利Thingswereunfoldingquitenicely.

你的科学实验打算怎么做?

Whatareyoudoingforyourscienceproject?

直到我所谓的挚友加利特?埃恩德Thatis,untilmysupposedbestfriend,GarrettEinbinder开始打起了雪利的主意tookaninterestinSherryhimself.

我想展示各种护发素Iwasthinkingofshowinghowsplitendsreact如何修复头发分叉withdifferenthairconditioners.

太棒了That'sfascinating.

俗话说得好重色必轻友加利特这个叛徒LoyaltygavewaytodesireandGarrett,theturncoat向雪利全盘托出我的计划toldSherrywhatIwasupto.

混蛋Jerk.

她自然很是生气Shedidn'ttakeitwell.

至于朱莉WordgotbacktoJuli,她自然又开始对我故技重施andprettysoonshestartedupwiththegoo-gooeyesagain.

而且还变本加厉Onlythistimeitwasworse.

居然开始嗅我Shestartedsniffingme.

你没听错她居然用鼻子嗅我That'sright,sniffingme.

搞什么飞机啊?

Whatwasthatallabout?

我只能期望来年能摆脱魔掌Myonlyconsolationwasthatnextyearwouldbedifferent.

但愿升入初中后Juniorhigh,biggerschool.

不用再和她同班Maybewe'dbeindifferentclasses彻底结束我的噩梦anditwouldfinally,finallybeover.

见到布莱斯?罗斯基的第一眼我便怦然心动了ThefirstdayImetBryceLoski,Iflipped.

他的双眸让我如痴如醉Itwasthoseeyes,somethinginthosedazzlingeyes.

我们一起推吧?

Youwannapushthisonetogether?

那时候他们刚搬到我家隔壁Hisfamilyhadjustmovedintotheneighborhood我过去帮他们搬东西andI'dgoneovertohelpthem.

我在车里刚呆了分钟I'dbeeninthevanalloftwominutes他老爸就让她去帮他妈妈whenhisdadsenthimofftohelphismom.

我知道他并不想离开Icouldseehedidn'twannago.

于是我追上前去SoIchasedafterhimtosee问他能不能先玩一会再进屋ifwecouldplayalittlebeforehegottrappedinside.

接着他便用力握着我的手ThenextthingIknow,he'sholdingmyhand与我深情凝视andlookingrightintomyeyes.

那一刹那我的心停止了跳动Myheartstopped.

这一刻到来了吗?

Wasthisit?

是时候迎来我的初吻了吗?

Wouldthisbemyfirstkiss?

没想到他妈妈却出来了你好呀Butthenhismothercameout.

Well,hello.

他感到无比羞愧脸都红了Andhewassoembarrassed,hischeeksturnedcompletelyred.

那晚我躺在床上不停幻想初吻的场景Iwenttobedthatnightthinkingofthekissthatmighthavebeen.

我知道他对我动心了Imean,itwasclearhehadfeelingsforme,只是怯于表达爱意buthewasjusttooshytoshowthem.

妈妈说过男孩子都会这样Mymothersaidboyswerelikethat.

我决定帮他克服心中的恐惧SoIdecidedtohelphimout.

布莱斯?

你也在这啊Bryce?

You'rehere.

我会竭尽所能帮他彻底释放自我Iwouldgivehimplentyofopportunitytogetoverhisshyness.

六年级那年我学着有所收敛Bythesixthgrade,I'dlearnedtocontrolmyself.

没想到半路却杀出个雪利?斯道尔斯ThenSherryStallsenteredthepicture.

雪利?斯道尔斯就是一人尽可夫的长舌妇SherryStallswasnothingbutawhiny,gossipy,backstabbingflirt.

头发长见识短Allhairandnosubstance.

而且她竟然.

.

.

Andthereshewas和布莱斯十指紧扣那可是我家布莱斯holdinghandswithBryce.

MyBryce.

我的初吻白马王子Theonewhowaswalkingaroundwithmyfirstkiss.

我决定对她视而不见依照布莱斯的品性Mysolutionwastoignoreher.

IknewaboyofBryce'scaliber总有一天能意识到雪利有多浅薄无知wouldeventuallyseethroughashallowconniverlikeSherryStalls.

如我所料他俩一周后便分手了Ittookallofaweek.

Theybrokeupatrecess.

她也不看看自己几斤几两Shedidn'ttakeitwell.

自从布莱斯摆脱了朱莉的魔掌NowthatBrycewasoutofSherry'sevilclutches,对我也变得更为友善hestartedbeingnicertome.

嗨朱莉嗨布莱斯Hi,Juli.

Hi,Bryce.

他如此腼腆可人Hewassoshyandsocute他的发丝间弥漫着西瓜的香氛andhishair,itsmelledlikewatermelon.

我简直如痴如醉Icouldn'tgetenoughofit.

整整一年我都沉浸在这迷人的芬芳里Ispentthewholeyearsecretlysniffingwatermelon期盼着何时能迎来我的初吻andwonderingifIwasevergoingtogetmykiss.

升入初一后生活开始有所改观Seventhgradebroughtchanges,allright.

但最大的变化并非学校Butthebiggestonedidn'thappenatschool.

而是出现在家中Ithappenedathome.

外公搬来与我们同住Mygrandfathercametolivewithus.

妈妈说他是过于思念外婆才会如此迷惘MomsaidhestaredlikethatbecausehemissedGrandma.

但他怎么可能对我推心置腹呢ThatwasnotsomethingGrandpawouldevertalkaboutwithme.

其实他在我面前总是沉默寡言Asamatteroffact,henevertalkedaboutmuchofanythingwithme.

直到朱莉的名字登上了当地报纸Thatis,untilJuliappearedinthelocalnewspaper.

布莱斯能和你聊聊吗?

有事吗?

Oh,Bryce.

MayIspeakwithyou?

What?

坐吧孩子Haveaseat,son.

跟我说说你的朋友朱莉?贝克吧TellmeaboutyourfriendJuliBaker.

其实朱莉算不上是我朋友Juli.

She'snotexactlymyfriend.

为什么呢?

Oh.

Why'sthat?

你怎么突然问这个?

Whydoyouwannaknow?

朱莉?贝克登上梅菲尔德时报Now,JuliBakerdidnotwindupinTheMayfieldTimes可不是因为她天赋异禀forbeinganeighth-gradeEinstein.

而是因为她赖在无花果树上No,shegotfrontcoveragebecausesherefused死活不肯下来toclimboutofasycamoretree.

朱莉?贝克和那棵白痴无花果树JuliBakerandthatstupidsycamoretree.

她认为那棵树ShealwaysthoughtitwasGod'sgift是上帝对我们的恩赐toourlittlecorneroftheuniverse.

嘿布莱斯过来和我们一起爬树不?

Hey,Bryce.

Wannacomeclimbthetreewithmeandmybrothers?

不了谢谢No,thanks.

布莱斯快上来嘛很好玩的Bryce.

Comeuphere.

It'sfun.

可以看到全世界呢我没空Youcanseeeverything.

Ican't.

我爸爸让我帮他去修.

.

.

Mydadneedsmetohelphimfix修东西athing.

拉倒吧That'sallIneeded.

我才不要和朱莉?贝克一起爬树呢ClimbupatreewithJuliBaker.

我可不想重温二年级的噩梦I'dbedraggedrightbackintothesecondgrade.

布莱斯和朱莉爬上树梢BryceandJulisittinginatree.

我宁可下半辈子吃青豆度日Whydon'tyoujustmakemeeatlimabeansfortherestofmylife.

还有三个街区就来了It'sthreeblocksaway.

只剩两个喽Twoblocks.

还有最后一个Oneblockaway.

还真把自己当回事最受不了她这种人了Likethat'svaluableinformation.

Ihateitwhenshedoesthat.

真希望校车哪天能罢工Iliketothinkthere'satleastachancethebuswon'tshow.

这棵树在晨曦中显得尤为美丽你说对么?

Ithinkthetreelooksparticularlybeautifulinthislight.

Don'tyou?

如果你所谓的美丽是指奇丑无比Ifby"beautiful"youmean"unbelievablyugly,"那我绝对赞成then,yes,Iwouldagree.

你眼神不太好吧我真同情你You'rejustvisuallychallenged.

Ifeelsorryforyou.

眼神不太好?

"Visuallychallenged"?

眼神不太好?

"Visuallychallenged"?

她家不也是街坊邻里的笑柄么Thisfromthegirlwholivedinahouse居然敢这么说我?

thatwasthejokeoftheneighborhood?

灌木爬满了窗台门前杂草丛生Theyhadbushesgrowingoverwindowsandweedsallovertheplace.

我老爸为此很是不爽Itbuggedmydadbigtime.

哟快瞧瞧Oh,thereheis.

砌墙工当自己是大画家呢Thebricklayerwhothinkshe'sapainter.

嫌那破车不够寒碜Thattruck'snotuglyenoughinreallife?

还得画幅画裱起来?

He'sgottamakeapaintingofit?

人家的风景画可是集市上的抢手货No,hedoeslandscapes.

Sellsthematthecountyfair.

大家都夸赞他呢Peoplesaythey'rebeautiful.

风景画?

要我说吧Landscapes?

Letmetellyousomething.

他要是能把院子拾掇拾掇Theworldwouldhavemorebeautyinit这个世界一定会更加美好ifhe'ddoalittlelandscapingonthatpieceofcraphecallsayard.

我真同情他老婆嫁了这么个幻想家Ifeelbadforhiswife.

Shemarriedadreamer.

梦想与现实间的冲突总得有一个人来承受Becauseofthat,oneofthetwoofthemwillalwaysbeunhappy.

没错可为啥要殃及无辜呢?

Yeah,fine.

Butwhydowehavetobeunhappy?

和朱莉?贝克成天赖在树上相比Asannoyingastheyardwastomydad她家那院子其实也不见得有多惹人生厌itwasnothingcomparedtohowannoyingJuliBakerwasinthattree.

还有三个街区哦Threeblocksaway.

每天早上我们都不得不忍受Everymorningwehadtolistentothesound她极为啰嗦的交通播报ofherblow-by-blowtrafficreport.

还有两个了Twoblocks.

到喽Thereyougo.

为什么要叫"三个臭皮匠"呢?

WhydotheycallitTheThreeStooges?

明明有五个人啊什么?

Imean,there'sfiveofthem.

What?

你看啊莫伊拉里克里谢普和卷毛乔伊Well,yeah,there'sMoe,Larry,Curly,ShempandCurlyJoe.

可每场戏却只有三个人是啊Yeah,buttheyonlyhavethreeatatime.

Yeah.

我讨厌卷毛乔伊他哪算得上臭皮匠呢Youknow,IhateCurlyJoe.

Imean,heshouldn'tevenbeaStooge.

姑娘我可要报警了Listen,girl,I'mthisclosetocallingthepolice.

你侵犯私人土地妨碍施工Youaretrespassingandobstructingprogressonacontractedjob.

怎么了?

你最好自己下来What'sgoingon?

Eitheryoucomedown要不我们就砍树了你们赶紧上来吧orwe'regonnacutyoudown.

Youguys,comeupherewithme.

咱们人一多他们就不敢砍了Theywon'tcutitdownifwe'realluphere.

车来了朱莉真是疯了Bus,bus,bus.

Juliwasfrantic.

他们想把树给砍了Theywantedtocutdownhertree.

真不明白那无比畸形的树Icouldn'tunderstandwhythatmutanttangleofgnarlybranches在她心里怎么就那么重要布莱斯求你了meantsomuchtoher.

Bryce,please.

我很同情她别管她Ifeltbadforher.

Leaveher.

但我可不至于为此旷课ButIwasn'tabouttocutschooloverit.

走吧哥们儿Comeon,bro.

你为什么不把她当朋友呢布莱斯?

Whyisn'tsheyourfriend,Bryce?

等你真正了解朱莉就明白了You'dhavetoknowJuli.

我倒真想认识她Well,I'dliketo.

为什么?

Why?

这姑娘挺有骨气的Thatgirlhasanironbackbone.

要不你抽空请她来家里玩?

Whydon'tyouinviteheroversometime?

有骨气?

Anironbackbone?

她那是一根筋She'sjuststubborn而且还很自以为是andshe'spushybeyondbelief.

是这样吗?

Isthatso?

她从二年级起就老是缠着我Andshe'sbeenstalkingmesincethesecondgrade.

这种女孩可是可遇不可求的Well,agirllikethatdoesn'tlivenextdoortoeveryone.

谁遇上谁倒霉Luckythem.

看看这个Readthis.

放下心中的成见Withoutprejudice.

我才没兴趣去了解朱莉?贝克LikeIneededtoknowanythingmoreaboutJuliBaker.

第二天早上朱莉没去等校车Juliwasn'tatthebusstopthenextmorning.

第三天也不见她出现Orthemorningafterthat.

不知道她怎么来学校的Shewasatschool,butyou'dneverknowit.

小乔伊?

他那妆也太浓了他不显老啊LittleJoe?

He'sgotsomuchmakeuponHedoesn'tage.

我告诉自己应该感到庆幸ItoldmyselfIshouldbegladaboutit.

这不就是我日期夜盼的吗?

Imean,isn'tthatwhatI'dalwayswanted?

但我仍替她感到难过Butstill,Ifeltbadforher.

我想跟她说声对不起但是一想还是算了IwasgonnatellherIwassorry,butthenIthought,hey,no我可真不希望that'sthelastthingIneeded:让朱莉?贝克以为我在想她JuliBakerthinkingImissedher.

我知道你为什么喜欢这里Iseewhyyouliketocomeouthere.

那你能开导开导你老妈不?

Wouldyoumindexplainingittoyourmother?

我喜欢看着爸爸作画Ilovedtowatchmyfatherpaint.

更喜欢在他画画时和他聊天Orreally,Ilovedtohearhimtalkwhilehepainted.

这样能让我更了解他Ilearnedalotaboutmydadthatway.

他和我无话不谈Hetoldmeallsortsofthings比如他怎样得到第一份工作likehowhegothisfirstjobdeliveringhay他多么渴望能完成学业andhowhe'dwishedhe'dfinishedcollege.

有一天他出人意料地问我Thenonedayhesurprisedme.

你和布莱斯?罗斯基是怎么回事?

What'sgoingonwithyouand,uh,BryceLoski?

什么怎么回事啊?

没什么呀Whatdoyoumean?

Nothing.

那好吧Oh,okay.

是我想多了Mymistake.

你怎么会这么想?

Whywouldyoueventhinkthat?

其实也没什么Noreason.

只是你成天Justthatyou都把他挂在嘴边talkabouthimallthetime.

我有吗?

Ido?

我也不知道Idon'tknow.

也许我被他的双眼所吸引吧Iguessit'ssomethingabouthiseyes.

还有他迷人的微笑Ormaybehissmile.

那他人怎么样?

Butwhatabouthim?

什么?

你得考虑画的整体效果What?

Youhavetolookatthewholelandscape.

什么意思?

Whatdoesthatmean?

一幅画绝非简单拼凑就能完成Apaintingismorethanthesumofitsparts.

一头牛只是一头牛Acowbyitselfisjustacow.

草地也只长满了青草和花朵Ameadowbyitselfisjustgrass,flowers.

阳光照进大树的枝桠亦不过缕缕薄光Andthesunpeekingthroughthetreesisjustabeamoflight.

但你若能将它们衔接拼凑Butyouputthemalltogether却能收获意想不到的成果anditcanbemagic.

我对他的话一知半解直到一天下午Ididn'treallyunderstandwhathewassayinguntiloneafternoon我爬上无花果树的枝头whenIwasupinthesycamoretree.

试图去捡风筝Iwasrescuingakite.

它挂得很高我从没爬过这么高Itwasalongwayup,higherthanI'deverbeen.

但我发现爬得越高眼前的景象便愈发迷人AndthehigherIgot,themoreamazedIwasbytheview.

沁人心脾的微风迎面扑来Ibegantonoticehowwonderfulthebreezesmelled.

夹杂着阳光和野草的芬芳Likesunshineandwildgrass.

我忍不住大口呼吸Icouldn'tstopbreathingitin让肺里溢满甜美醉人的气息fillingmylungswiththesweetestsmellI'deverknown.

嘿我的风筝被你找到了Hey,youfoundmykite.

布莱斯你真该上来看看Bryce,youshouldcomeuphere.

太美了It'ssobeautiful.

不行我扭伤了.

.

.

Ican't.

Isprainedmy,um我出疹子了Ihavearash.

从那一刻起我彻底爱上了这里Fromthatmomenton,thatbecamemyspot.

我可以坐上好几个钟头静静欣赏这世界Icouldsitthereforhours,justlookingoutattheworld.

落日时而泛着微醺的紫红Somedaysthesunsetswouldbepurpleandpink.

时而迸发出橙色的余晖Andsomedaystheywereablazingorange瞬间布满天边的晚霞settingfiretothecloudsonthehorizon.

在如此瑰丽的景象中Itwasduringoneofthosesunsetsthatmyfather'sidea我终于慢慢有所领悟ofthewholebeinggreaterthanthesumofitsparts爸爸所说的整体胜于全部movedfrommyheadtomyheart.

有时我会起个大早只为去看日出SomedaysIwouldgetthereextraearlytowatchthesunrise.

一天清晨我在心里兀自揣度OnemorningIwasmakingmentalnotes应该如何向爸爸描绘ofhowthestreaksoflightwerecuttingthroughtheclouds缕缕曙光穿透云层的景象soIcouldtellmydad下面却传来阵阵嘈杂whenIheardanoisebelow.

不好意思Excuseme.

抱歉你们不能停在这里这是校车站台Excuseme.

I'msorry,butyoucan'tparkthere.

That'sabusstop.

你在上面干嘛呢?

Hey,whatareyoudoingupthere?

赶紧下来我们要砍树了Youcan'tbeupthere,we'regonnatakethisthingdown.

砍这棵树?

没错快下来吧Thetree?

Yeah.

Nowcomeondown.

谁批准你们砍树的?

树的主人啊Butwhotoldyou,youcouldcutitdown?

Theowner.

为什么?

Why?

他想在这里建房这棵树挡道了He'sgonnabuildahouse,andthistree'sintheway.

姑娘赶紧下来吧我们得开工了Socomeon,girl,wegotworktodo.

你们不能砍这棵树不能砍Youcan'tcutitdown.

Youjustcan't.

姑娘你再不下来我就报警了Listen,girl.

I'mthisclosetocallingthepolice.

你侵犯私人土地妨碍施工Youaretrespassingandobstructingprogressonacontractedjob.

你再不下来我们就直接砍了Noweitheryoucomedown,orwe'regonnacutyoudown.

来吧要砍就砍吧Goahead.

Cutmedown.

我不下去坚决不下去I'mnotcomingdown.

I'mnevercomingdown.

布莱斯你们快上来帮我啊Bryce.

Youguys,comeupherewithme.

上面人一多他们就不敢砍了Theywon'tcutitdownifwe'realluphere.

布莱斯别让他们砍树啊Bryce,pleasedon'tletthemdothis.

求你们了Comeon,youguys.

布莱斯求你了你不用爬很高的Bryce,please.

Youdon'thavetocomeupthishigh.

Justalittleways.

布莱斯求求你了Bryce,please.

Please.

从那之后一切都变得模糊起来Whathappenedafterthatwasablur.

似乎整个镇上的人都围了过来Itseemedlikethewholetownwasthere.

但我一直坚持不肯下去ButstillIwouldn'tmove.

爸爸后来赶了过来Thenmyfathershowedup.

他说服消防员架了楼梯爬上来HetalkedafiremanintolettinghimcomeuptowhereIwas.

宝贝儿我们下去吧Sweetie,it'stimetocomedown.

爸爸别让他们砍树Daddy,pleasedon'tletthemdothis.

宝贝儿爸爸你看啊SweetieDaddy,look.

在这里可以俯瞰整个世界Youcanseeeverything.

Youcanseethewholeworldfromhere.

万里河山也不及我女儿的安危重要下去吧Noviewisworthmydaughter'ssafety.

Now,comeon.

我不走Ican't.

朱莉安娜别耍小性子了Julianna,it'stimetocomedownnow.

求你了爸爸Please,Daddy.

听话下去吧It'stime.

就这么结束了Andthatwasit.

我整整两周都以泪洗面Imust'vecriedfortwoweeksstraight.

我仍然坚持上学异常用功Oh,sure,IwenttoschoolanddidthebestIcould却感觉生活失去了重心butnothingseemedtomatter.

朱莉?

啊?

Juli?

Huh?

你知道答案是什么吗?

Doyouknowtheanswer?

伯罗奔尼撒战争?

Uh,thePeloponnesianWar?

这也许是某个问题的答案I'msurethat'stheanswertosomething但我问的是菱形的面积butIwaslookingfortheareaofarhomboid.

其实菱形三角形之类的Somehow,rhomboidsandisoscelesrighttriangles在我看来并不重要didn'tseemsoimportant.

我开始骑车上学只为避开那个伤心地IrodemybikesoIwouldn'thavetopassbythestump那里曾经矗立着世上最美的无花果树thatusedtobetheearth'smostmagnificentsycamoretree.

但不管我怎么努力我对它始终心有念想ButnomatterwhatIdid,Icouldn'tstopthinkingaboutit.

你还好吧?

Areyouokay?

不就是一棵树么Itwasjustatree.

那不仅只是一棵树No,itwasn'tjustatree.

希望你能将树梢的美好时光永存心底Ineverwantyoutoforgethowyoufeltwhenyouwereupthere.

谢谢你爸爸Thanks,Dad.

我每天醒来就会看着这幅画ItwasthefirstthingIsaweverymorning它亦每天伴着我入眠andthelastthingIsawbeforeIwenttosleep.

直到有一天看着它我不再泪眼朦胧AndonceIcouldlookatitwithoutcrying我领悟到了更深层的寓意Isawmorethanthetreeandwhatbeinguptheremeanttome.

我的世界观开始有了细微的变化Isawthedaythatmyviewofthingsaroundmestartedchanging.

我不禁问自己我对布莱斯的感情是否一如往日?

AndIwondered,didIstillfeelthesamethingsaboutBryce?

我向来对鸡蛋不感冒I'veneverbeenahugefanofeggs.

既不喜欢也说不上讨厌Imean,Icouldalwaysjusttakethemorleavethem.

但那天在斯凯勒?布朗家的车库里Thatis,untilonedayinSkylerBrown'sgarage让我对鸡蛋的厌恶根深蒂固whenmyfeelingsabouteggsweresolidified.

嘿伙计们艾德娜的早餐有着落喽Hey,hey,hey.

Guys.

Edna'sfoundherbreakfast.

黏糊糊软趴趴的动物喜欢的食物Imean,ifaslimyreptilefoundthemappetizing我想想都觉得恶心therewascertainlynoplacefortheminmydiet.

天啊太给力了Oh,man,that'ssocool.

她连嚼都不用嚼省时又省心Shedoesn'tevenhavetochew.

Imean,thinkofallthetimeyou'dsave.

都怨我姐姐丽奈特Icould'vegonemywholelifenotknowingthatsnakeseateggsraw非要来找斯凯勒?布朗商量联赛的事ifithadn'tbeenforLynetta.

要不我这辈子都不想看蛇活吞鸡蛋Shehadamajor-leaguethingforSkylerBrown.

真够恶心的Ithinkit'sgross.

他和朱莉的哥哥马特和马克组了个乐队HeandJuli'sbrothers,MattandMark,hadformedaband.

丽奈特要看着他们排练AndLynettawouldwatchthempractice.

太赞了吧Thatissoneat.

你觉得呢布莱斯?

Howaboutthat,huh,Bryce?

是啊够给力的Yeah.

Neat.

布莱斯你觉得它要怎么消化?

So,Brycie,howdoyouthinkhe'sgonnadigestthat?

胃酸?

就知道你会这么说Stomachacid?

You'dliketothinkthat.

等等别出声好戏开始了Wait,everybodyquiet.

Herehegoes.

这才叫吃鸡蛋啊Eggsovereasy.

太恶心了看得我想吐Gross.

Gross,gross,gross.

等等哈最精彩的还没出现呢Wait,wait.

Youhaven'tseenthebestpart.

好恶啊Gross.

我试着佯装淡定却毫不管用Itriedtobecasualaboutit,butitdidn'ttake.

我开始做噩梦Istartedhavingbaddreams.

梦见自己被困在巨型鸡蛋里I'dbetrappedinsideahugeegg怪物张嘴将我吞入囊中andthismonsterwouldopenhisjawsandstarttodevourme.

所幸每次都能及时醒来I'dwakeupjustintime.

没想到噩梦成真了Thentherealnightmarebegan.

嗨布莱斯我给你们带了些鸡蛋Hi,Bryce.

Ibroughttheseoverforyouandyourfamily.

我家养的鸡开始下蛋了什么?

Mychickensarelayingeggs.

What?

还记得艾比邦妮克莱德YourememberAbbyandBonnieandClyde德克斯特尤妮丝和弗洛伦斯吗?

andDexterandEuniceandFlorence?

就是科学展览会上孵的小鸡当然记得啊TheonesIhatchedforthesciencefair.

HowcouldIforget?

朱莉?贝克总是那么经典ItwasclassicJuliBaker.

轻而易举成了全场的焦点Shetotallydominatedthefair.

她的课题是观察无聊的鸡蛋孵化过程Andgetthis,herprojectwasallaboutwatchingboringeggshatch.

我的可是现场模拟火山爆发Imean,hereIhadalive-actioneruptingvolcano可大家显然对朱莉孵出的鸡仔andallanyonecaredaboutwasJuli'sboringchicks更感兴趣breakingoutoftheirboringshells.

最后一只出来了Oh,Ithinkthelastone'shatching.

出来了出来了啊It'shatching.

Oh,it'shatching.

孩子们快过来Kids,comeoverhere.

好吧我输给她了Buthey,shewon.

Ilost.

我彻底被无视了I'veneverbeenonetodwell.

孵出来了Hereitcomes.

但我可不会吃她送来的鸡蛋Butthatdidn'tmeanIhadtoeatherlousyeggs.

朱莉这姑娘真乖巧还给我们送鸡蛋IthinkitwasverysweetofJulitobringusthoseeggs.

我才不吃呢我明早还是喝燕麦粥Idon'tcare.

I'mstillhavingcerealtomorrow.

我们怎么能确定这蛋不是孵了一半呢Yeah,howdoweknowthere'snochicksinoneofthoseeggs?

我小时候常吃刚下的蛋很是可口Iusedtoeatfarm-fresheggswhenIwasakid.

Theyweredelicious.

刚下的蛋当然美味了Yeah,well,that'sallwellandgood可万一敲开鸡蛋掉出一具尸体咋整?

butwhatifwecrackoneopenandadeadchickfallsout?

他们家有养公鸡吗?

Dotheyhavearooster?

如果没有就不是受精蛋Iftheydon'thavearoostertheeggscan'tbefertile.

如果养了公鸡我们也会知道Andiftheyhadarooster,we'dknow.

街坊邻居都能听到Thewholeneighborhoodwouldknow.

万一人家把公鸡变声了呢Maybetheygotitde-yodeled.

变声?

"De-yodeled"?

就是把声带给割了Youknow.

De-cock-a-doodle-doo'd.

瞎说什么呢你?

Whatthehellareyoutalkingabout?

就像给狗禁声那样Liketheyde-barkdogs.

布莱斯你直接问问朱莉不就行了?

Bryce,whydon'tyoujustaskJuli?

还是不要吧什么?

Idon'tthinkthatWhat?

你不敢跟她说话?

谁说我不敢跟她说话Youafraidtotalktoher?

I'mnotafraidtotalktoher.

我看是你不敢吧Iknowyouare,butwhatamI?

好了你去找她问问清楚吧布莱斯Okay.

Justtalktoherandfindout.

Bryce.

你会如何识别公鸡?

Howdoyoutellifone'sarooster?

公鸡体型较大羽毛更长Well,arooster'sbigger.

Longerfeathers.

头上长有红色的鸡冠They'vegotthatredstuffgrowingoutoftheirhead.

脖子上也长有红毛那应该挺好鉴别的吧Andaroundtheirnecktoo.

Thatshouldn'tbetoohardtospot.

你想想啊鸡通常都长有鸡冠Although,cometothinkofit,chickenshavetherubberyredstufftoo.

只不过不太明显罢了Justnotasmuch.

加利特是公鸡专家Garrett'sexpertiseinroosters他能让我避免直接和朱莉?贝克对峙wasthecornerstoneofourplantoavoidcontactwithJuliBaker.

我们偷偷溜去她家后院Thebalanceofwhichinvolvedspyingoverherbackfence.

快点快点嘘Comeon,comeon.

Shh.

Shh.

就在这Overhere.

我看不清那些鸡啊Ican'tseethestupidchickens.

得把它们从笼子里弄出来Wegottagetthemoutofthecoop.

那是公鸡吗?

Isthatarooster?

不是看起来不像No,itlookslikeachicken.

你怎么知道?

Howcanyoutell?

只可意会不可言传Itjustdoes.

瞧见了吧?

什么叫做专家SeewhatImean?

Expertise.

嘘干嘛?

Shh,shh!What?

朱莉Juli.

开饭啦宝贝们Here,guys.

出来吧吃饭喽Goon,thereyougo.

来来来吃饭哦没错都是鸡Here,guys.

Goon.

Yeah,they'reallchickens.

一只公鸡都没有?

非得让我再说一遍?

There'snorooster?

WhatdidIjustsay?

你怎么看出来的?

Howcanyoutell?

它们走路没有昂首阔步来来来多吃点Well,noneofthemarestrutting.

Here,comeon.

公鸡也懂昂首阔步?

快吃呀Roostersstrut?

Comeon,guys.

你不懂就别问了行不?

吃吧吃吧WhatdidIjustsay?

Here.

再说了也没看见有红鸡冠的Plus,hardlyanyofthemhaveanyrubberyredstuff.

你在干嘛呀?

绝对都是鸡Whatareyoudoing?

Yeah.

They'redefinitelyallchickens.

他们家养的都是鸡They'reallchickens.

真替你骄傲啊布莱斯I'mproudofyou,Bryce.

你克服了恐惧心理什么?

Youovercameyourfear.

Huh?

你跟她说话了呀哦是啊Youtalkedtoher.

Oh,heh.

Yeah.

这有啥大不了的It'snobigdeal.

是她亲口跟你说的吗?

养的都是鸡?

That'swhatshetoldyou?

They'reallchickens?

是啊Yeah.

你俩都够油菜的不是鸡难道还是鸭啊She'sagenius.

You'rebothgeniusOfcoursethey'reallchickens.

公鸡不也是鸡么可关键在于Arooster'sachicken.

Thequestionis:那些鸡都是母的吗?

Isoneofthemaroosteroraretheyallhens?

母鸡?

谁跟我提过母鸡啊?

Hens?

Whosaidanythingabouthens?

我突然就开窍了Thenithitme.

加利特压根对鸡一窍不通Garrettdidn'tknowjackshitaboutchickens.

公鸡走路会昂首阔步么?

那当然了Doroostersstrut?

Yes,theydo.

问这个问题有意义吗?

Whatdoesthathavetodowithanything?

那它们全是母鸡They'reallhens.

只要鸡蛋没问题就行了Well,themainthingistheeggsareokay.

不用再纠结了It'sallsettled.

我可不这么想Notforme.

我打死都不可能去碰TherewasnowayIwasevergonnaeatanything和朱莉?贝克有关的任何东西thathadanythingtodowithJuliBaker.

我不想吃鸡蛋I'mnoteatingthem.

为什么呢?

Well,whynot?

你又不是没见过她家那院子Haveyouseentheiryard?

It's简直是寸草不生除了污泥就是鸡粪There'snotevenanygrass.

It'sallmudandchickenturds.

真恶心有沙门氏菌?

Ew.

Gross.

Salmonella.

该不会有沙门氏菌吧?

Doyousupposetheycouldhavesalmonella?

应该不太可能为什么要拿健康冒险?

It'snotverylikely.

Whytaketherisk?

那鸡蛋如何处理?

Whatdowedowiththeeggs?

还回去吧Givethemback.

还回去?

还给朱莉?

没错Givethemback?

ToJuli?

Sure.

反正你都跟她说过话了也没见你掉肉啊Youtalkedtoherbefore,right?

Itdidn'tkillyou.

那我要怎么跟她说呢?

Well,whatdoIsay?

告诉她我们家不吃鸡蛋Tellherwedon'teateggs.

对鸡蛋过敏之类的Uh,we'reallergictothemorsomething.

你不会动脑筋想想啊Comeon,useyourbrains.

撒谎总归不太好Itdidn'tfeelrighttolie.

再说了三岁小孩都知道Besides,evenaseventhgraderwouldknow全家人不可能同时对鸡蛋过敏thatentirefamiliesaren'tallergictoeggs.

我也不想让她伤心ButIdidn'twannahurtherfeelingseither.

所以我只能这么做了Sothatleftmewithonlyoneoption.

而且也能让我避免Andthusanothernear-deathexperience和朱莉?贝克当面发生冲突inmyongoingsagawithJuliBakerhadbeensuccessfullyavoided.

直到一个星期后Untiloneweeklater.

嗨布莱斯我又给你带了些鸡蛋Hi,Bryce.

Broughtyousomemoreeggs.

哇Wow.

谢谢之前送的那些你家人还喜欢吗?

Thanks.

Didyourfamilylikethefirstbatch?

这还用说吗Doyouevenhavetoask?

那就好学校见Great.

Seeyouatschool.

我本来想着能永绝后患WhatIhopedwouldbeaone-timeevent没想到却让自己wasjustthebeginningofalife变得谎话连篇consumedwithlies,intrigueanddeception.

每天早晨我都得提防朱莉EverymorningI'dbeonthelookoutforJuli必须抢在她敲门之前soifshehappenedtocome,把门打开Icouldwhipthedooropenbeforesheknocked.

谢谢Thanks.

然后再偷偷把鸡蛋给扔了ThenI'ddumptheeggsbeforeanyonenoticed.

为什么?

我就不能直接跟她摊牌吗?

Andwhy?

Whycouldn'tIjustfaceher?

为什么我就不能跟她说Whycouldn'tIjustsay:谢谢我不稀罕你的鸡蛋拿去喂蛇好了"No,thanks.

Don'twantthem.

Don'tneedthem.

Givethemtothesnake"?

我究竟是不忍伤害她WasIreallyafraidofhurtingherfeelings还是打心底里怕她?

orwasIjustafraidofher?

现在你得确认.

.

.

Now,youwannamakesureyougetit布鲁贝克老师最初提出孵化课题时WhenMrs.

Brubeckfirstsuggestedhatchingeggsasmyscienceproject我其实并不太感兴趣Iwaslessthanexcited.

直到我第一次亲眼目睹生命的迹象Thatis,untilIsawmyfirstsignoflife.

就是这个吗?

Isthatit?

是的那就是胚胎哇That'stheembryo.

Heh.

Wow.

看起来像豌豆没错Itlookslikeabean.

Itdoes.

看看其他几个吧Let'strytheotherones.

那一刻我切身感受到Suddenlyitfeltreal.

每颗蛋都是鲜活的生命Alltheeggswerealive.

里面都孕育着豌豆宝宝Therewere,like,littlebeanbabiesinsideeveryone.

科技展览会上六只小鸡成功孵化Onthedayofthefair,allsixchickshatched.

这不是做梦吧?

Whataretheodds?

今年的冠军是朱莉?贝克Thisyear'stopprizegoestoJuliBaker她的课题是forherwonderfulproject:小鸡的诞生过程"AChickenisBorn.

"我得了第一名Iwonfirstplace.

我当然很高兴但我更在意小鸡们的去留Andthatwascool,butallIreallycaredaboutweremychicks.

开饭啦宝贝们Thereyougo.

Thereyougo,guys.

妈妈并不太喜欢在家养鸡Mymomwasn'tcrazyaboutusraisingchickens.

我拼命求她还向她保证ButIbeggedandpleaded.

一定会打理好一切而且我做到了ItoldherIwouldtakecareofeverything.

AndIdid.

克莱德哪去了?

Where'sClyde?

克莱德?

Clyde?

克莱德你怎么了?

Hey,Clyde.

What'sthematter?

你还好吗?

肚子不饿吗?

Areyouokay?

Aren'tyouhungry?

来过来怎么了呀宝贝?

Comeon.

Comehere.

What'swrong,baby?

让我抱抱Comehere.

嘿你升级成妈妈克莱德啦Hey,you'renotClyde.

You'reClydette.

妈妈