大学英语剧本-老友记

前情提要：Ok,sothisisprettymuchwhatthingshappenedsofar.RosswasinlovewithRachelsinceforever,buteverytimeshetriedtotellher,somethinggotintheway,likecats,Italianguy.AndfinallyChandlerwaslike,”forgetabouther!”WhenRosswasinChina,ChandlerletitslipthatRosslovedRachel.Shewaslike“Oh,mygod!”Soshewenttotheairporttomeethimwhenhecameback.Butwhatshedidn’tknowwasRosswasgettingofftheplanewithanotherwoman.Sothat’sprettymucheverythingyouneedtoknow.第一幕：机场(Flightnumber475fromBeijingnowarriving.)(Ross和Julie下飞机，两个人很亲热的样子，Rachel在一边拿着花很惊讶和惊慌失措)Rachel:Ohmygod,Ohmygod!(转头,边惊慌失措边推开等候的人群)Movemovemove!Excuseme.Emergencyplease!Excuseme!(踩上一个椅子试图越过去然后不小心摔倒,爬起来继续赶紧往外走)Ross:Rach!!(Rachel转过身满脸堆笑)Rachel:Ohthereyouare!(两人相拥)Rachel:So..so..HowwasChina.YOU!(用花打Ross)Ross:Itwasgreat.(注意到Rachel摔倒流血了)Oh,whathappened?You’rebleeding.Rachel:Iam?OhlookatthatyesIam.Okenoughaboutme,enoughaboutme,Mr.BackFromTheOrient.Comeon,Iwannaheareverthing!EVERTHING!!(说完盯着Julie堆笑)Ross:Well,whereshoudIstart?Umm..wellthisisJulie,thisisRachel.Rachel:Hi!(R和J握手)Umm..(突然注意到手上的花束)oh,theseare…are…（Ross刚想一把接过花）aren’tforyou!(指的是Ross)Andtheseareforyou!(指的是julie)Welcometoourcountry!Julie:Thankyou!I’mfromNewYork.Rachel:Ohwell,notaproblem,Ijustusethemtostopthebleeding~Okbaggageclaim?Ross&Julie:OK!(三人一起拉着行李回去)第二幕：公寓里（Monica,Pheobe,Chandler,Joey在一起。）Monica:(对Chandler)I’mtellingyoushewenttotheairportandshe’sgonnagoforitforRoss.Phoebe:Ohmygod!Thisishuge!Thisisbiggerthanhuge!Thisislike…What’sbiggerthanhuge?Joey:This?Pheobe:That’sit.(Monica突然注意到两个男生剪了头发)Monica:Guys,yougotnewhaircut?!Chandler&Joey:Yeswedid.ThankstoVodalBuffay!Pheobe:Cuzyouknow,”ifyoudon’tlookgood,wedon’tlookgood.”OhIlovethatvoice~(此时Rachel破门而入气喘吁吁)四个人:OhRach!Rachel:Airport.Airport!Ross…notalone…Julie…Armaroundher!Ooooh,cramp,crampcramp!（捂着肚子蹲下，跑的岔气了）Chandler：Iguessshe’stryingtotellussomething.Quick,gettheverb!(Rachel打了Chandler一巴掌，指着他)Rachel:YOU!YOU!Yousaidhelikedme!YOU!YOU!(Ross和Julie提着行李走进来)reallyhappyforyouandJulie.SoobviouslyI’moveryou.IAMOVERYOU.Andthat’swhatmyfriendcalledclosure.第六幕：公寓里（早上Rachel刚从醉酒中醒来出到客厅发现Ross刚好进来。Rachel很想不通地看着ross）Ross:Whyareyoulookingmelikethat?Rachel:sorryIdon’tknow.Didwespeakonaphonelastnight?Didyoucallme?Ross:NoIstayedatjulie’slastnight.Ihaven’tbeenhomeyetdoyoumindifIcheckmymessages?Rachel:Ohyeahgoahead.Ross:RachI’vegotamessagefromyou.Whatdoyoumeanyou’reoverme?Rachel:Ohgod.Ross:Whenwereyou…underme?Rachel:OKOK.basicallylately,I’vesortofhadsomefeelingsforyou.Ross:You…youhadfeelingsforme?Rachel:Yeahwhat?Youhadfeelingsformefirst!Ross:well,butyouknow,IhaveJulie.Julie,that’s…ohgod!Ineedtoliedown.NoI’mgonnastand.I’mgonnawalk.I’mwalkingandstanding…Sonowyou’reoverme?Rachel:Areyouoverme?Ross:Umm…Idon’tknow…Ohoh,Julie’swaitingforme!Igottago.Igottago.Rachel:OKOK…第七幕：J和C的家里Ross:WhatamIgonnado?It’slikeacompletenightmare!Chandler:Iknowthisissohard.Twowomenloveyou.Theyarebothgorgeous.Joey:ListenRoss,I’vegottwowordsforyou,Threesome.Chandler：OK,let’sgetlogicalaboutit.We’llwritedownalist,”RachelandJulie,prosandcons.”Joey:Let’sstartwiththeconsbecausetheyarebothmorefun.Rachelfirst.Ross:Idon’tknow.She’salittlespoiledsometimes.Iguessshe’salittleditzysometimesyouknow.AndI’veseeshe’salittletoointoherlooks.AndJuliewehavealotincommonbecausewearebothpaleontologists,butRachel’sjustawaitress.Chandler:Waitress.Whatelse?Ross:Idon’tknow…Chandler:OK,whataboutJulie?Ross:Ehhh…She’snotRachel.(Rachel进来)Rachel:Heyguysdoyouhave…(看见Ross)Hiyou’reheretoo.(Chandler和Joey发现大事不妙手忙脚乱把清单藏起来)Rachel:Whatareyouhiding?C&J:Nothing,Justaresipe.Rachel:well,itseemsyouguysstickmyback,Iwannahavealookatit.Now!(C和J很不情愿把单子给Rachel看了)Rachel:OhIsee.I’mspoiled,ditzy,overintomylooksandI’mjustawaitress.Ross:Letmecomplainethis,I’velovedyoufor10years.AndIfoundIcan’tfinds