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Fourteenthingsthatpost90sexperiencedAfterthisholiday,thepost00swillgointotheseniorhighschool,andthenewtermwillbelongtothepost00s.Howaboutthe90s?Gotouniversities?Beinlove?Breakup?Getmarried?Raiseachild?Getengaged?Date?Job?1.Therealizationthatthenextincominghighschoolfreshmenwereborninthe2000s,meansthehighschoolreignof90sbabiesisover…andthatwe’re…old…2.Priortonow,themostill-fittedindividualsthatcouldpossiblygetmarriedorraiseachildweretheonlyonesdoingso,butnowthepeoplewhoaregettingengagedandpregnantare,youknow,yourfriends.3.You’reofficiallyintheeraof“whatyou’regoingtodo.”Yourentirelifeisdefinedbyyourfuture,notbywhatitisnow.It’stheonlythingpeopleaskyouabout,andreallytheonlythingyou’reabletofocuson.4.Datingisawkwardbecauseyou’reeithergoingtogetengagedorbreakup,andmorelikelythannotinashortperiodoftime.Gonearethedaysofjustdatingbecauseyoulikeeachother.Ifyou’reinschool,youeitherexpirebygraduationorstickaringonit.5.You’rearoundpeakweightgaintime.Youcan’tstomachpeoplemakingfunof“thosewhogotfatafterhighschool”becausebythispoint,it’sbasicallyallofus.6.Youstartsayingphrasessuchas“well,whenIwasincollege,”or,“wedidn’thavethatwhenIwenttohighschool!”andyoufollowthemupwith:“wow,Isoundold”everygoddamntime.7.Youstarttobefriendyoursiblingsandappreciateeverythingyourparentshavedoneforyou.8.Priortoturning21,youthinkyourlifewillcompletelychangeonceyoufinallydo.You’llgooutwithyourfriends,buyyourselfwine,itwillbeheavenly.Post-turning21,yourealizethatexcitementlastedaboutaweek,andnowyouactuallyhavetopayforallyourdrinks,andthatfromhereonout,you’redonewithbirthdaymilestonesyouactuallywanttocelebrate.9.Thecelebritiestheworldidolizesareyourage,ifnotyounger.KateUptonis21.JustinBieberis20.10.Realizingthatupuntil,youknow,now,someonebeing21wasreallyold(andcool)andyouthoughtbythispoint,you’dnotfeellikeakidstill,andyethereyouare.11.Allyourfriendsareeitherabroad,goingabroad,graduatingcollegeorleavingyouforanothercityormarriageorjob.12.Nobodytakesyouseriously.Yourparentsstilldon’ttotallytrustthatyoucanmanageonyourown,tryingtodateanybodyover25isimpossible-to-absolutely-disastrousbecausenobodywiththeirlifetogetherwantstobewithsomeoneintheirearly20s.13.Ifandwhenyoudomakeitintoanofficeenvironment—foraninternshiporwhatnot—-theoverarchingsentimenttowardyouis“ohmyGODIcannotbelieveyouwereborninthe90s!14.Youstartseeinghowpeopleturnedout,inallthesadandawesomewaysyoupredictedinhighschool.Whattheybecameanddid,howtheirstoriessummedupattheendofthedayandhowfunnyitisthatthewildpartygirlbecameamotherandthestudiousnerdbecameayoungandsuccessfulsocialmedia*guru*.14件90后开始经历的事Afterthisholiday,thepost00swillgointotheseniorhighschool,andthenewtermwillbelongtothepost00s.Howaboutthe90s?Gotouniversities?Beinlove?Breakup?Getmarried?Raiseachild?Getengaged?Date?Job?这个暑假一过,2000年出生的00后们就该读高中了,新开学的高一就是00后们的天下了!那么,90后们的现状又是如何呢?恋爱的、分手的、结婚的、生子的、拼事业的……1.Therealizationthatthenextincominghighschoolfreshmenwereborninthe2000s,meansthehighschoolreignof90sbabiesisover…andthatwe’re…old…90后们意识到下一届高中新生将是00后的天下,高中由90后承包的时代结束了,我们老了…2.Priortonow,themostill-fittedindividualsthatcouldpossiblygetmarriedorraiseachildweretheonlyonesdoingso,butnowthepeoplewhoaregettingengagedandpregnantare,youknow,yourfriends.在这之前,全是那些最不适合结婚生子的人在做这些,不过如今忙着订婚忙着生子的全是你的朋友。3.You’reofficiallyintheeraof“whatyou’regoingtodo.”Yourentirelifeisdefinedbyyourfuture,notbywhatitisnow.It’stheonlythingpeopleaskyouabout,andreallytheonlythingyou’reabletofocuson.你正式步入“你要做什么”的时代。你的整个生活状态代表了你的未来状态而非当下的状态,你周围的人也都问你这个问题,并且你也只能关注这个问题。4.Datingisawkwardbecauseyou’reeithergoingtogetengagedorbreakup,andmorelikelythannotinashortperiodoftime.Gonearethedaysofjustdatingbecauseyoulikeeachother.Ifyou’reinschool,youeitherexpirebygraduationorstickaringonit.到了现在才去约会的话,又会显得很尴尬,因为这个年龄段的你要么订婚要么分手,这都不是在短时间内就能做到的事情。只因互相喜欢才约会的日子一去不复返了。如果你还是在校学生,要么毕业分手,要么毕业订婚。5.You’rearoundpeakweightgaintime.Youcan’tstomachpeoplemakingfunof“thosewhogotfatafterhighschool”becausebythispoint,it’sbasicallyallofus.你已经进入“随便吃吃就会长肉”阶段。你不能忍受人们拿“高中毕业后长胖的那些人”取笑,基本我们人人中枪。6.Youstartsayingphrasessuchas“well,whenIwasincollege,”or,“wedidn’thavethatwhenIwenttohighschool!”andyoufollowthemupwith:“wow,Isoundold”everygoddamntime.你开始把这些话挂在嘴边,如“嗯,我上大学的时候,”或是“我们上高中的时候就不这样!”然后每次该死的紧接着脱口而出:“卧槽,我老了。”7.Youstarttobefriendyoursiblingsandappreciateeverythingyourparentshavedoneforyou.你开始善待兄弟姐妹,开始感激父母为你所做的一切。8.Priortoturning21,youthinkyourlifewillcompletelychangeonceyoufinallydo.You’llgooutwithyourfriends,buyyourselfwine,itwillbeheavenly.Post-turning21,yourealizethatexcitementlastedaboutaweek,andnowyouactuallyhavetopayforallyourdrinks,andthatfromhereonout,you’redonewithbirthdaymilestonesyouactuallywanttocelebrate.满21岁之前,你认为你的生活会彻底改变。你会和你的朋友出去交际,给自己买酒,做这些感觉自己很酷炫狂拽。过了21岁之后,你意识到这种兴奋只能持续一个星期,你真的要为酒水买单了,而且从现在起,你受够了庆祝的每一次生日都具有里程碑意义。9.Thecelebritiestheworldidolizesareyourage,ifnotyounger.KateUptonis21.JustinBieberis20.风靡全球的新生代偶像都和你一个年级(如果不是更年轻的话),凯特·厄普顿21岁,贾斯汀·比伯20了。10.Realizingthatupuntil,y’know,now,someonebeing21wasreallyold(andcool)andyouthoughtbythispoint,you’dnotfeellikeakidstill,andyethereyouare.直到现在才意识到这一点:21岁真的很老了(而且很酷炫)而且你很自知,你不会再觉得自己跟个小P孩一样,呵呵,恭喜你终于走到了这一步。11.Allyourfriendsareeitherabroad,goingabroad,graduatingcollegeorleavingyouforanothercityormarriageorjob.你的朋友要么在国外,要么在准备出国,要么准备毕业要么离开你到了另一个城市,或是结婚或是工作。12.Nobodytakesyouseriously.Yourparentsstilldon’ttotallytrustthatyoucanmanageonyourown,tryingtodateanybodyover25isimpossible-to-absolutely-disastrousbecausenobodywiththeirlifetogetherwantstobewithsomeoneintheirlateteensorearly20s.没人把你当回事。你父母还不完全相信你能管住自己,尝试与2
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