查莉成长日记中英台词对照版S01E02-Good-Luck-Charlie

好运查理/查莉成长日记/GoodLuckCharlie第一季第二集S01E02BabyComeBackHi,Charlie.It'sTeddyhere.嗨Charlie我是TeddySorightnowyou'reninemonthsold现在你只有九个月大andeverythingisgoinggreat.不过一切都很顺利Well,almosteverything.呃差不多一切都顺利吧NowwhatI'mabouttoshowyouiskindofdisturbing,现在我要带你去看的东西可能会有点囧Sobraceyourself.所以做好心理准备哦Mmm,thesesandwicheswillbeyummywummy.嗯这些三明治一定会好好吃的Yes,theywill,yes,theywill.没错会的没错会的Momanddadhavebeentalkinglikethat妈妈爸爸从你一出生就开始用这种腔调讲话了eversinceyouarrived妈妈爸爸从你一出生就开始用这种腔调讲话了Andifit'snotoversoon,I'mgonnagocrazywazy.如果他们继续这样子的话我会发疯疯的-PJ!-what?-PJ-怎么了Whatareyoulisteningto?你在听什么呢Idownloadedapodcastonthehistoryofballet.我下了个芭蕾历史的播客听-youlikethat?-Morethanbabytalk.-你喜欢听那玩意儿吗-总比听儿语好Wouldyoulikesomefishywishieswithyourcookiewookie?你想给你的饼饼配点鱼鱼一起吃吗Yes,Iwould,yes,Iwould.是的我想是的我想Wait,guys,Charlieisn'tevenhere.等等两位Charlie又不在这儿No,widdlebabytakeanappywappyupstairs.是啊爱尿床的宝宝正在楼上睡觉觉呢Sowhyareyouguysstilltalkinglikethat?那为什么你们两个说话还这个调调Idon't"weawy"know.我一点点都不知道Iguesswe'rejustkindafried.我想是因为我们两个有些晕头转向了Well,weworkallday,takecareofababyallnight.我们白天工作了一整天晚上还要照顾宝宝Workshift,babyshift工作和照顾宝宝来回换班I'vebarelygottimetomakedoo-doo我都没有时间去解手手了Well,whenwasthelasttimeyouguyshadanightout?你们两个上次晚上一起出门玩是什么时候Youknow,likejustthetwoofyou--likeadate?你知道的比如去约会之类的只有你们两个Teddymadeafunny.Teddy真会说笑笑啊Afunnywunny.好好笑的玩笑你会喜欢将来的你Hanginthere,Baby宝贝不要放弃Allright,youguyshavefun.Stayoutaslateasyouwant.好了祝你们两个玩得开心想玩到多晚就玩到多晚Butnottoomuchfun--Wehaveenoughkidsalready.但是别玩过头了家里的孩子已经够多了I'mserious.我是说真的Okay,everyone,begood,havefun,loveyou.好了大家都要乖过得开心我爱你们-Yeahyeah.-Allright.-是啊是啊-好吧Hey,Teddy,thanksfordoingthis.Teddy谢谢你能这么做It'sgonnabeniceforyourmomandI让你妈妈和我一起享受段特别时光tohavesomespecialtimetogether这样真的不错-Bob,moveyourbutt!-I'mcoming!-Bob赶快过来-就来了Allright,sowedivideitupevenly,好了我们平均分配下任务吧WeeachgettospendanhourwithCharlie.我们一人照顾Charlie一个小时Whowantstogofirst?谁想第一个来Ithinkyoushouldgofirst.我认为你应该第一个来Andsecondandthird,sincethiswasyouridea.第二个第三个也该你来因为这就是你的主意Hey,I'mnotdoingthisallbymyself.嘿我一个人哪能把所有的事情都干完youguyshavetohelpout.你们两个必须得帮忙Fine.I'llgofourth.好吧我第四个来Thereisnofourth.根本没有第四个ImeantIshallgoforthtotheparktoshootsomehoop.我是说我要动身去公园打会儿篮球（注：第四(fourth)和向外(forth)同音）Youwanttogototheparksobadly,既然你这么想去公园Thenwhydon'tyoujusttakeCharlie?为什么不顺便把Charlie也带上What'sababysupposedtodoatthepark?一个小宝宝在公园能干些什么Babiesloveparks.youcanshowhertheduckpond,宝宝们都喜欢公园啊你可以带她去看看鸭池Thebluesky,clouds.看看蓝天白云We'rejustgonnalookatstuff?that'swhatTVisfor.我们出去只是闲看吗那还要电视干吗Yeahhehhah,allright!耶哈哈真爽Thisisgreat.Whee!这太好玩了喔Yes,whoo!真棒噢Whatareyoulookingat?Iwasherefirst.你看什么看我可是先到的Hey,youcanridethatduck.嘿你可以去骑那只鸭子Icouldn'tridetheduck.I'dlooksillyontheduck.我不能去骑那只鸭子我要是去骑鸭子看起来就太傻了Fine.好吧Heythere,Charlie.Arewehavingfunyet?嘿Charlie我们是不是玩得很开心啊Allright.好的Man,youseenakid'sbirthdaypartyaroundhereanywhere?哥们你有没有看到有小孩在附近开生日派对啊I'mtheentertainment.我得过去表演呢Isawabouncehouseoftheotherendofthepark.我在公园的那边看到了一个充气小屋Abouncyhouse,eh?Great.充气小屋是吗这下好了AnothertriptotheER.这次我又得被送进急诊室了Whoareyousupposedtobeanyway?你这身装束是想装扮成谁啊Plasticman,rubberman?塑料侠还是橡胶侠No,thoseareallregisteredtrademarks.不那些都已经成为注册商标了I'mCaptainStretchy.我扮的是弹力王船长Thereusedtobea"CS"here,butitcameoffinthewash.这里本来印着个"CS"的不过洗衣服的时候被洗掉了Sowhat'syoursuperpower?那你的超能力是什么Superelasticity.超级柔韧性Hey,look,there'saquarter.嘿快看地上有个硬币Ah,forgetit.唉算了吧Notlikeit'sadollar,right?反正又不是一块的对吧-Hi.-Hi.-嗨-嗨Oh,yeah,Ilikeyourtasteinstrollers.噢你选得婴儿车不错我喜欢你的品位Thanks,youtoo.谢谢你也是-Thatbaby'ssocute.-Youtoo.-那个宝宝好可爱啊-你也是Oh,Imeanyourstoo.噢我是说你的宝宝也是-I'mEmma.-I'mPJ-我叫Emma-我叫PJ-Who'sthislittleguy?-Mybrother.-这个小宝宝是谁-我弟弟We'rejustoutforourstroll.Wedothiseveryday.我们就是出来散散步每天都这样Ustoo.LikeIalwayssay,babiesloveparks.我们也是正如我经常说的宝宝们喜欢公园-Wouldyouliketositforabit?-Sure.-想一起坐会吗-好啊SoIsawyoutalkingtoCaptainStretchyearlier.我看到你刚才在跟弹力王船长说话Oh,yeah,hewaslost.噢是啊他迷路了-Notmuchofasuperhero,right?-Oh,he'stheworst.-他可不怎么像超级英雄是吧-噢他逊透了Wehiredhimformybrother'sbirthdayparty我弟弟生日派对的时候我们请他去表演-andhesatonthecake.-Thatsoundsawful.-结果他一屁股坐到蛋糕上了-听起来很悲剧啊Oh,itgetsworse.噢这还不是最悲剧的Thecandleswaslit,sohesatinthepunch蜡烛已经点上了所以他坐进烛台里去了That'ssoweird.这也太古怪了Imeanhelookslikesuchaqualityentertainer.我是说他看起来像是个很棒的演艺人啊Youknow,PJ,I'mreallyimpressedthat知道吗PJ我真的很佩服youtakeyourbabysistertothepark.你肯带你的小妹妹来公园Mybrotherswouldneverdoanythinglikethat.我的兄弟们永远都不会这么做Ihopenot.Sheismysister.希望他们别来她是我的妹妹啊Nowwatchclosely.InthishandIhaveaquarter现在看好了我这只手里有一枚硬币Andintheother,anordinaryegg.而这只手拿的是一个普通鸡蛋NowIputtheminthishat,spinthemaroundalittle现在我把它们放进这个帽子里转上一小圈Andpresto.然后转眼间Justoutofcuriosity,好奇地问一句Whatwassupposedtohappen?这个魔术本该是什么结果Ilovethisbaby.我喜欢这个宝宝Anytimeshewantstogotothepark,signmeup.不管她什么时候想上公园尽管找我Whathappenedtoyou?你中什么邪了Let'sjustsaycharliemadeafriend,PJmadeafriend.这么说吧Charlie交了个朋友PJ也交上了个朋友Oh--anddideitheryouoryourfriend噢那你或者你的朋友有没有帮着换尿布呢bothertochangeadiaper?噢那你或者你的朋友有没有帮着换尿布呢There'snotimeforthat.IwastoobusytalkingtoEmma.根本没时间换我忙着和Emma聊天呢-Who'semma?-Avision,-Emma是谁-我的梦中情人Anangel,thegirlwho'smovedintomyheart.一个天使一个占据我心扉的女孩Didyoutellheraboutthevacancyinyourbrain?你有没有告诉她你脑袋里空空如也这个事实呢-PJ?-what?-PJ-怎么了Youbroughthomethewrongbaby.你把别人的宝宝带回家来了What?Ididnot.什么我才没有Takealook!Wrongparts.你自己看看生理结构不对There'snothingwrongwiththoseparts.起码他那个地方的功能还很正常Howcouldyoubringhomethewrongbaby?你怎么会带错宝宝回家呢I'msorry.Igotalittledistracted.我很抱歉我那时候有点分心了Emmaisreallycute.Emma真是太可爱了Yeah,well,sowasoursister.是啊我们的妹妹也是Comeon,let'sgototheparkandfindher.快点我们去公园找她Relax!Igothernumber.急啥我有她的电话号码Thenwhatareyouwaitingfor?callher.那你还等什么快给她打电话呀Waitasecond.等等Isittoosoon?是不是有点太早了IfIcallnow,she'llthinkI'mdesperate.如果我现在就打给她她会觉得我迫不及待的Oh,youaredesperate.噢你本来就迫不及待了Goodpoint.说的好Hello,isEmmathere?你好请问Emma在吗ThisisaChineserestaurant?你说你们是家中国菜餐馆Sure,I'llhearthespecials.好啊给我介绍一下特色菜吧Shegaveyouthewrongnumber.她给了你个假号码Whocouldn'tseethatonecoming?纯属意料之中ButIgavehergumandhelpedherchangeapoopydiaper.可我都请她吃了一片口香糖还帮她给宝宝换掉了脏尿布Itwassoromantic.一切都那么浪漫Well,whatdowedonow?呃我们现在该怎么办Ohno!噢不Himom,whatup?嗨妈妈有事吗Yeah,everything'sgoinggreat.whywouldn'titbe?是的一切都好得很为什么会不好呢We'rejusthavingagrandoldtimeherewith--我们正过得开心着呢和Baby宝宝一起Yeah,sureyoucantalktohim.herher!当然你当然可以和他说话了是她她Talktomommy.和妈妈说句话吧Whatdoyoumeanthatdidn'tsoundlikeCharlie?听起来不像Charlie你什么意思What,doyoujustthink什么你以为是我在对着话筒模仿宝宝的声音吗I'mmakingbabynoisesintothephone?什么你以为是我在对着话筒模仿宝宝的声音吗Mom,that'scrazy.妈妈那也太疯狂了Allright,bye.Saybye,Charlie.好了再见说再见吧CharlieNotthatI'minthepositiontocriticize,我不是想批评你ButIwasgettingmoremonkey.不过我变得更不知所措了Comeon,let'sgotothepark.快点我们去公园AndmeetthegirlwhoblewoffPJ?去找那个不待见PJ的女孩吗I'mthere.我去定了-Idon'tseeher.-PJ,whatdidshelooklike?-我没看到她-PJ她长啥样Shewashot,butwhatdoesitmatter?她很漂亮不过那有什么关系Maybeweshouldcallsomeone.也许我们该找人帮忙whodoyoucallwhenyousearchababy.找宝宝时该找什么人帮忙呢CaptainStretchy!弹力王船长Whatisthat?那是什么东西You'restillhere?你还在这里啊Everysaturdayandsundayalldaylong.我每个周六和周日都整天待在这里Stayinschool,kids.回学校待着吧孩子们Justtheguyweneededtosee.他正是我们要找的人Ithinkyoucanhelpus.我觉得你能帮助我们Hey,kid,I'mjustanentertainer.嘿孩子我只是个耍把式的Ican'tgetmommyanddaddybacktogether.我可不能让你爸爸妈妈破镜重圆No,youdon'tunderstand.不你误会了Iwastalkingtoagirlhereearlier,我刚才在这里和一个女孩聊天Andshesaidthatyouworkedapartyforherbrother.她说了你在她弟弟的生日派对上表演过So?Iworklotsofparties.那又如何我在很多派对上表演过呢Wherewasthepartywhereyoufelloncake?你表演时摔到蛋糕上了的派对是哪个Yougotthreehours?你们能听我讲三个小时么Thisisreallyimportant.Weneedtofindher.这真的很重要我们得找到她Interestingsituation.Youkidsneedinfo,有意思你们几个需要打探消息-AndIneedamirdle.-Whatisamirdle?-而我需要一个“男腰”-什么是“男腰”That'samangirdle.Andtheyain'tcheap.就是个给男人用的腰带那玩意儿可不便宜Yeah,neitherisdrycleaning,apparently.是啊显然干洗也不便宜Hername'sEmma.Didshecomebacktothepark?她的名字叫Emma她后来回过这个公园吗Well,maybeshedid这个也许她回来过Andmaybeshedidn't.也许她没回来过Stoprubbingyourfingerstogetherandanswermyquestion.别捻你的手指了好好回答我的问题Hewantsabribe.他想要点好处Ican'tbelieveit.真是不敢相信Here.给你HereiswhatIknow:HernameisEmma.告诉你我知道的情况吧她叫EmmaIjusttoldyouthat.这一点我刚都告诉你了Ididn'tsaytheinformationwasfresh.我可没说我会告诉你什么新东西Yeah,Iknowthegirl.没错我认识那个女孩Shecomesfromabigfamily--seven,eightkids.她家可是一个大家庭有七八个小孩ForthemI'vebeen...给他们家表演的时候我扮演过AstronautPete,cowboyBob...宇航员Pete牛仔Bob-MagicMarv?-Yeah!You'refamiliarwithmywork.-魔术师Marv-没错你真是对我的工作了如指掌啊Yeah,anditstinks.是啊我还知道你很逊I'mjuststartingoff我才刚开始学魔术-AndI'mabettermagicianthanyouare.-Ohyeah?-我的魔术已经比你变得棒了-噢是吗Youthinkthisiseasy,huh?here.你觉得变魔术很简单是吧拿着Turnthatintoaschnauzer.把这个变成一只髯狗Youcan'tdoit,huh?变不出来吧对吧Maybeit'sbecauseyoudon'thavethechops!也许是因为你不过是半桶水的水平Well,Stretchy,doyouknowwhereshelives?好了弹力王你知道她住在哪儿吗Yeah,aroundheresomewhere.知道就在这附近的某处-I'dknowitifIsawit.-Great!-我一看到就能认出来的-太好了Nowyouhelpustonightandwe'll你今晚要是帮我们找到她getyouintothatmirdletomorrow.明天我们就帮你围上“男腰”Oh,andyouunderstandwe'renotactually噢你明白我的意思不是我们亲自动手Gonnaputyouintoit?Thatyouhavetodobyyourself.给你围上而是你得自己围吧Yeah,Igetit.嗯我明白Allright,comeon,guys,wehavetogofindher.好了走吧各位我们必须得找到她Uh,hey--CaptainStretchy,away!啊嘿弹力王船长出发-Truck'sthisway.-Oh,okay.-车在这边-噢好吧Orderwhateveryouwant,honey.Igetadiscounthere.随便点你想吃的东西亲爱的我在这儿可以打折的Thisplaceisoneofmybestcustomers.这家店是我的最大客户之一Notwhatyouwanttohearfromanexterminator.在这儿听到一个灭虫专家这么说可不是什么好事Oh,lookatthat.噢快看那边Oh,fajitas.噢墨西哥肉卷Notthat,thebaby.不是那个是那个宝宝Alittlebabyinastrollerjustlikeours.那个小宝宝的婴儿车和我们的一模一样啊Yeah,okay,honey,是啊好了亲爱的Thisissupposedtobeanightawayfromthebaby.今晚我们应该暂时忘掉宝宝的事的Solet'scomeback.所以我们接着点菜吧Okayokay,I'mback.好吧好吧接着点菜I'mback.Justgottaruntotheladies'room.接着点菜我得先去趟洗手间Ohoh,hey,listen,whileyou'reinthere,噢噢嘿听着你去洗手间时Couldyoucheckthetraps?能不能顺便检查下灭虫诱饵Hola.你们好Adios.再见Bob,willyougooverandlookatthatbaby?Bob你能过去看看那个宝宝吗-Ithinkit'sCharlie.-What?!-我想那是Charlie-什么Youheardme,thatisCharlie!你听到我说的话了那个宝宝是CharlieSweetheart,wouldyousitdown,please?亲爱的拜托你能不能坐下来Iwillnotsitdown.我才不坐下呢Amotherknowsherownbabyandthatismybaby.母亲总是能认出她自己的宝宝的而那就是我的宝宝Honey,seriously,whatdoyouthinkhappenedhere?亲爱的说真的你觉得能出什么事Inthelasthoursomebodywentovertoourhouse,总不可能是刚才有人闯进我们的房子Borrowedourbabythenbroughtheroutforchipsandguac?劫走我们的宝宝然后再带她过来吃薯条和鳄梨色拉吧Idon'tknow,it'sabigfamily.我可不确定他们可是一大家子-Maybethat'showtheygettheirbabies.-Sweetheart,-也许他们就是这样搞到那么多孩子的-亲爱的Ithinkyou'rejustmissingCharlie我觉得是因为你太想Charlie了Andyou'rehavingalittleseparationanxiety.因而有一点点分离焦虑症了Oh,okay.噢好吧You'reright.你说的对Crazywazy.发疯疯了-Imean,thatisn'tpossible,right?-Exactly.-我是说那绝对不可能是吧-没错I'mjustgoingtogototheladies'roomonemoretime.我得再去趟洗手间Sitdown.坐下Nowlet'senjoytherestofournightout现在让我们在这家漂亮的餐馆Atthisverylovelyrestaurant.尽情享受我们剩下的晚宴时光-Okay?-Okay.-好吗-好吧I'mneededinthekitchen.厨房里有情况需要我去处理-Charlie!-Emma!-Charlie-Emma-Marco!-Polo.-Marco-Polo（注：一种抓人游戏，抓人者闭眼喊Marco，被抓一方喊Polo回应）Gabe,nothelping.Gabe别闹了Stretchy,isanyofthislookingfamiliar?弹力王这地方你看着眼熟吗Maybeitdoes,maybeitdoesn't.也许有些熟也许不熟Youarenotgettinganymoremoney.我不会再给你钱了No,Ihavenightblindness.不是我有夜盲症AllI'mseeingisshapes.晚上我只能依稀看出轮廓来Whydidn'tyoumentionthatearlier?你为什么不早说Ineededaridehome.我得搭个顺风车回家Stophere.在这儿停车Oh,great.Mom'sup.噢这下好了妈妈起床了MaybeI'lljusthangwithyoukids.也许我该跟你们几个小孩待在一起CaptainStretchy,away.弹力王船长下车-Goodnight,Stretchy.-Goodnight,Stretchy.-晚安弹力王-晚安弹力王Goodnight.晚安Nowwhat?现在怎么办Wedidn'thitthestreetsonthenorthendofthepark.我们还没去公园北边那边的路上找过呢PJ,wecan'tkeepdrivingaroundallnight.PJ我们不能漫无目标地开上一整夜吧It'sover.Wehavetotellmomanddad.不能再这样了我们必须告诉爸爸妈妈了-But---No,it'llbeokay.-可是-不没关系的Theyknowwhattodo.Theyalwaysdo.他们知道该怎么办他们从来都知道HowamIgonnatellthemIlostourbabysister?我该怎么告诉他们我把自己的小妹妹弄丢了I'mtheoldest.我是最大的孩子They'regonnathinkI'mthemostresponsible.他们会觉得我该负最大责任的PJ,ifitmakesyoufeelanybetter,PJ不知道我这么说会不会让你好受点Nobodythinksthat.没人会那么觉得WhydoIalwaysmesseverythingup?我为什么总是把事情搞砸Youknowwhat?Thiscouldhavehappenedtoanyofus.知道吗我们谁都可能闯下这种祸Allright,probablymostlikelyyou,but--好吧也许最可能的是你但是Thisone,we'reallinittogether.这一次我们会共同承担责任的Thanks.谢谢Hey,look,嘿快看CaptainStretchydroppedhisdriver'slicense.弹力王船长把他的驾照落下了Hundredseventyfivelbs,mybutt!175磅我的老天Theretheyare.他们在那边Allright,let'sgetthisoverwith.好了我们过去坦白吧Doyouthinkitwouldbebetterorworse你觉得我们让这个墨西街头乐团帮忙ifwehadthemariachideliverthenews.传个口信比较好呢还是会让情况变得更糟呢Ifit'sinspanish,probablybetter.如果他们用西班牙语传达也许会比较好Wait,Idon'tbelieveit.等等真是不敢相信-That'sEmma.-Sothat'sCharlie.-那是Emma-那么那个就是Charlie了Yes!Oh,we'resaved.真棒哦我们得救了-Notquite.-Hey,kids.-还不一定呢-嘿孩子们-Whatnow?-I'llletyouknowwhenIthinkofit.-现在怎么办-等我想出办法来了再通知你Mom,dad,hi.妈妈爸爸嗨-Hi.-Whatareyoudoinghere?-嗨-你们几个来这儿干嘛WejustrealizedyoumustbemissingCharlie,我们觉得你们一定会想Charlie的Sowebroughther.所以我们带她过来了Oh,Teddy,you'renotfoolingme.噢Teddy你骗不了我的-I'mnot?-Nope.-我露馅了-没错YouspentalittletoomuchtimewithCharlie你一定是照顾Charlie时间太长了Andyou'rereadytohandheroverearly.然后想早点把她交给我吧Well,Iwouldn'tsaytoomuchtime.这个其实也不能算是时间太长了吧Well,Iamreadytoo,soletmeather.不过我也想接手了所以还是我来照看她吧-GimmeGimmeGimme.-Mom,Mom,Mom.-给我吧给我吧给我吧-妈妈妈You'reonadate.Letmebringhertoyou.你正在约会呢还是我把她给你抱过来吧Here?Wait,now?这里吗等等现在吗Well,allright.那好吧-Hey,mom.-Hi,baby.-嘿妈妈-嘿宝贝-Hey.-Hey,dad.-嘿-嘿爸爸-SomethingIwanttoshowyou.-Whatisit,honey?-我想给你们表演个节目-什么节目亲爱的Andnowformynexttrick,我的下一个魔术就是I'mgonnamakeaboydisappear.我会把一个男孩变不见的Youknow,youshouldbeashamedofyourself.知道吗你应该为你自己感到羞耻Youleadaguyon,makehimthinkyouhaveaconnection,你勾引了一个男孩让他以为你们之间心有