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109WeekendMaggie:Jason,Idon'tknowwhatIcandoaboutdinner.Igottaworklatetonight,orIwouldneverfinishthatstory.Don'tforgetMikestartthatdentistappointmentatthree.Jason:Icantakehim.Icancelledmythreeo'clockpatient,andmovedmyclusterfermentbacktosix.Maggie:Great,anyJason:Well,maybe.Aslongasthereisn'twrongwiththeelevator.Maggie:Nevermind,I'llpickupsomething.Jason:Youknowhowlongit'sbeensensual??,we'vebeennotalongtogetherMaggie:We'realongnow.Jason:I'mtalkingabout"along"Imeanwithoutourchildren,withoutourwork,withoutourclothes.Ben:Hey,mom,wherearemyMike:Houston,ashorttime.Iamgoingtodowninthekitchen.Ben:ComeonMike,I'vegottothedressrehearsalintenminutesMike:Oh,no,enemyplane,there'sgottabeadefinitelydogfightbynew.Ben&Carol:Mom!Jason:OK,Mike,pleasestopshootingyoursisterandgivethekidbackhisMike:OK,OK,OK.AndSeaverstealstheballinmid-court,hefakesleft,fakesright,goesupand,scoring!Jason:Maggie:That'sit!Nowthelastoneonthatschoolbushastoeathisfather'spancakesforaweek.Bye!Jason:Maggie:Oh,Iamsorry.Honey,howcanImakeitup?Jason:Well,seeifthisgivesyouanyideas.Maggie:Brown'sgorillatakesabride?Jason:No,no,readthat.Maggie:Mountsnow??Get-awayweekend,189.95.Oh,Jason,look.It'stheHardlyInn.Rememberlasttimewewerethere?Jason:Yeah,fifteenyearsago.Maggie:RightafterwewereJason:AsIrecalled,weneverdiduseourliftticketsMaggie:And9monthslater,wehaveMike.Jason:MaybeweshouldhavedonealittleMaggie:Well,Itwouldbefunifwe'vedonethatsometimeJason:Well,howaboutthisweekend?Maggie:Jason:Yeah,comeon,Maggie.Whydon'twejustgofor?Maggie:Really?Jason:Maggie:Well,Itwouldbesomuchfun.That'sit,189.95times2...doyouthinkthey'llchargefullpriceforBenJason:No,no,no.BecauseIamtalkingabout"Benless"weekend.A"Benless","Carolless","Mikeless"weekend.Maggie:That'sapretty"schooless"guestless.Jason:Yeah.WellCallmeasnarl??.Maggie:Oh,Jason.Wherecanwefindasitteronsuchashortnotice.Jason:Well,Ihaveaperfectcandidate.Maggie:Jason:SitMaggie:NotJason:IbegyoutositMaggie:ButJason,we'veneverlethimbeinchargeformorethansixhours!Jason:Ifourownhomemadepolicycovermostofthat.Comeon,thatwon'tbeaproblem.Maggie:Honey,heisfifteenyearsold,heevendoesn'thaveadriverlicenseJason:Hedoesn'thavetodrivethehouse;heonlyhastositinit.Maggie:Honey,It'sjustsuchabigstep.Jason:Iagreeit'saverybigstep...forus.Maggie:Whatdoyoumean?Jason:Well,Imeanit'sa...it'stoughabitsometimethatyourkidsisgrowingMaggie:Jason,theboyjustslammeddownagreatfruittohisbrother'shalo.Jason:Well,IthinkMikeshouldbeabletohandlesomethinglikethis.Thequestionis:canwehandleit?Maggie:YoureallythinkitwillbeOK?Jason:IreallythinkitwillbeOK.Maggie:OK.Iftheycanhandle,Icanhandle.Jason:Thenyou'llgo?Maggie:YouJason:Andyou'llkickbackandMaggie:Jason,youarelookingatthefirstladyofrelaxation.Maggie:OK,onemoretime,emergencyphonenumbers.Kids:InthekitchenontheMaggie_OK,poisondrills,strongalkali,acid,petroleumproducts.Kids:Callthefiremananddrinkmilk.Maggie:EverythingKids:CheckthedoctorandThrowup.where'sthefirstladyofMaggie:Justgoingoverafewthings,Jason.Let'scomeandnotbedelayed?Jason_Hey,Mike,here'sahundreddollars.Mike:Icangetthisfordoingnothingbut,thanks.Jason:That'sforemergencyuseonly.Mike:SoIcanfillanemergencydates?Justkidding,dad.Ifindthathumorcankeepalittleonitsease.Jason:Thankswhatyou'lldo,Maggie:NowIwantyouguysalltryandgetalong.Mikeisinch...ch...charge.Mike:AndIwanttoreassureyouthatifanythingshouldgoamiss,justitwouldbeaswift,andsevere.Carol:Dad.Don'tyouthinkthereshouldbelikeasystemofchecksandbalancehere.Imean...IcanacceptthatMikehasacertainauthority,justBenandIBen:Baseballbats.Mike:I'llgetthat.Man:Goodafternoon.I'mfromtheFaxrossEncyclopediaMike:Iamsorry,sir,butmyparentsreallydon'thavetimeatthemoment,youseetheyareabouttogoawayfortheweekend.Man:Oh.Ok.Well,thankyouanyway.HaveaniceMaggie:Mike,youshouldnever,evertellsomeonelikethatyourparentsaren'tgonnabeathome.Jason:Notuptoagreatstart,Mike:OK,OK,ImeanthisguydoesnotlooklikeapsycalkillerMaggie:Hi,Seaver,tellme,smartguy,whatexactlydoesacyclekillertypelookJason:That'sveryMaggie:OK.that'sit,That'sit,That'severything.Look,bythetimewegettothehotelitmightbelate.Whatareyouguysgonnadotonight.Mike:ProbablyjusthangMaggie:OK,we'llcallyouinthemorning.Mike:Right.Jason:WeareoutofMaggie:YourfatherandIrelyonyou,Mike.Wehavetheupmostconfidenceinyourabilitytotakecareofthehouseandmybabies.Jason:NoMaggie:Wewouldn'tbedoingthisifwedidn'ttrustinMikeJason:Maggie,let'sgo.Maggie:OK,OK,Well,bye,everybody.Maggie:Oh,Jason,lookatthis.Jason:LooksMaggie:It'sthesameroomwehadfifteenyearsago.Samefurniture,sameJason:Samebarofsoap.Noteverythingthesame,nowthey...sanitizedthetoiletforourprotection.Maggie:I'msuretheyholdupthisaslongastheyJason:Rememberwhatwedidhere?Theveryfirstnight?YouwereYou'restillthatcrazy?Maggie:Oh,Idon'tknow...Jason:Fine,Idareyou.Maggie:DoubleJason:Youare?Youarecrazyafteralltheseyears.Lookout.Maggie:YouknowmaybeweshouldcallthekidsJason:Ifsomebodysaidweshouldcallthekids?Maggie:Imeantheyfeelso...farawayJason:Maggie:Youknow,300milesaway?Jason:YeahMaggie:Imaginehowtinytheylookfrom300milesJason:Yeah.Maggie:Howlost,howhelpless,howJason:Maggie,it'safterten.Wesaidwe'dcalltheminthemorning.Maggie:Iknow.Jason:AndBen'sasleep.Youwon'twakethemupnow,doMaggie:Aha.Sweetheart,whydon'tyoujuststartpackingupsomethingJason:OK,I'llstartbyputtingawayyoursweater.Hi,honey,what'sthematter?Maggie:Jason,thephonerangseventimesandnobodygetinto...eight,nine,ten...Jason,that'stwenty-sevenringsJason:MaybetheyaresoundinMaggie:Twenty-ninerings.threepeoplecouldnotsayto...30Jason:It'sonly10ringsapiece.Waitaminute,comeon,letmetry,OK,maybeyou'vedialedthewrongnumber.Maggie:Awrongnumber,you'reright,Icouldhavedonethat.Idon'tthinkIdid,butifthatIwouldbebetter.Jason:Noanswer.Yeah,honey,that'sonlyfourMaggie:Plusmythirty,Jason,something'swrong.Whatcoulditbe?Mike:Well,roasthamburger.Allright.Carol:Mike,doyoureallythinkmomanddadwouldletushavebarbecue?Ben:What'sbigwow,Carol?We'vehadbarbecuebefore.Carol:Neverinthelivingroom.Ben:It'sjustgotpointthere.Mike:Yeah,Allright,I'lldoitinthekitchen.Hey,howdoesthethingworkanyway?Oh,nevermind,I'llgetit.Ben:Hey,Carol,handmeanotherglass.Comeon,Mike,Iwarnyoumightrare.Carol:Getanythingtocoverthefire.Ben:Unbelievable,nowIhavetostartalloveragain!Carol:It'stoolate.It'soutofcontrol.Mike:Thisistomeanwe'reoutJason:Maggie,Ithinkyourimagination'sgotthebetterofyou.Mikewillnotbarbecueourhouse.Maggie:Butwhat'sgoingon?Whywon'ttheyanswertheJason:Whywon'twethinkaboutthiscommonlyforaminute,ok?Weknowtheywon'tdoanythingcrazy.Maybetheyjustdecidetodosomethingtogether.Somethingtheycouldallenjoy.Mike:Chapterone.Myfather'sfamilynamebeingPhillip,andmyChristiannamePhillip.Myinfanttonguecouldn'tmakebothnamesnothinglongerandmoreexplicitthanPip.Mike:I'llgetBen:Darn,IwasjustgettingtodoCarol:Rememberwhatmomsaid?Don'topenthedoortostrangers.Mike:Oh!He'snotastranger.Heissomebodyweknow.Stranger:GoodeveningMike:Hi1Howareyou!Comeon,Stranger:Thankyou.Thankyouverymuch.Youkidsareallalone.Mike:Noproblem,sir.Anydecisionneedstobemade?Icanhandleit.Stranger:Oh!Inthatcase,Ihavesomethingveryspecial.Iliketoshowyou.Allright,handsup.Overbythecouch.Ben:Mike:DoyouthinkthatmachinegunisgonnamakeusbuyyouronestupidStranger:Shutup!Andholdthis!Actually,thisisasub-machine-gunandanyoneheretellmewhofirstdevelopedthisweaponintheAmerica?Thomson.ThisisaThomsonsub-machine-gun.SomethingyoumightknowifyouwanttositeinmyEncyclopedias.Oh,yourparentscouldn'tbebothered.Theyweretoobusylaughingatme.Youwerealllaughingatme.ThewholeworldlaughsatBen:MaybeyoucouldbecomeaStranger:Andmaybeyou,boy,couldbecomeaporkchop.Carol:Ineedtogetthephone?Stranger:GoodMaggie:Oh!Thanksforshowingthatwithme,Jason.Ifeelmuchbetternow.Who'reyoucalling?Jason:CallingEllenCoolsman.Hello,Ellen,yes,thisisJasonSeaver.Yeah,we'vejustcalledthekids.Andtherewasnoanswer.Sowearejustwonderingifyoucouldrunnextdoor.Andtakealookatthem.Wouldyou?Ok.Good,thankyou.She'sgonnacallrightbackfromthehouse.Maggie:Oh,Jason,Iknewthiswasamistake.WeshouldnevereverleavethemJason:Honey,thereisnotpanicky.Ok?Istillsaythereisgoingtobesomereasonableexplanationwhytheywerenotansweringthephone.Maggie:Yeah.Jason:Well,likeit'snotunusualforkidstobecomeaphone-shyer.Ellen,Yes.What?Theyarenotthere.Whereelsecouldtheybe?Man:Yeo!Michael,lookinggood.Yeah,youkidsgotIDs.Mike:Yeah,heregotthem,man.Man:CarolSeaver,bornin1953.It'sgoodtome.BenSeaver,armydischarge.Numb,ehe?Ben:Man:HowwasBen:ItwasCarol:Wahh!Mike,thisplace'sBen:Yeah,howcomeyoudidn'tbringushereMike:Youknow,howoldfashionmomanddadare.Nomatterafterthenightssosomedumpersstillarestartingworkyet.En!It'sLash.Lookingforwork.?Ben:Yeah!Iwanttobebartender.Carol:Icouldbeawaitress.Man2:Yougotit,Woman:Hei!Mike,partsofmearemissingpartsofyou.Mike:Hei,whynottakeallofme.Woman:YouareMan3:Hei,body,domeafavour.Keepthisforme.Ben:Sure.Carol:Pleaseshowifthere'sabombingmakerBen:Comingup.Man3:Hei!Babe,willyouspellmylife,eh?Carol:Inscrutable,leavemealone.Man3:Domeakiss,justalittlekiss.Coming,coming.Mike:Hei!Whatdidyoudo?Man3:Yougotsotthesavetoughguy.Ben:Goahead,MakeMikedead.Jason:Well,I'mcallingtheHun??Maggie:5165555622.Yeah,I'mamother.I'mareporter.Iknowthesethings.Jason:Hello!Ireachthepolice.Yes.ThisisJasonSeaver,yesMike'sdad.Iwanttoreport3missingchildren.Andit'sbeenatleast5minutes.Well,no,itcouldhavebeen7,itmightbe7minutes.MywifeandIareinVermont.Andweleftthekidsalone.Yes,withMike.Well,wephonedtheneighbors.Andtheywenttocheckthehouse.Thekidweren'tthere.15Robenland.Thankyou,yes.Maggie:Jason,youdidn'tleavemyphonenumberhere.Jason:No,that'sbecausewearegoinghome.Maggie:Buthowdoesthereisa5hoursJason:Weflydownandwewillgotakeacab,ok.?That'swherewebelong.Maggie:Didyougetwegotclothes?Ok.Ok.Allright.Jason:Thekeysdon'tMaggie:You'resureyouhavetherightone?Jason:Well,whatdoesthatlooklike?Jason&Maggie:Thehotelkey!Ben:What'scomingon?I'mtired.Mike:Hush!Someoneinthehouse!Climbouttothestreetandcallsomeonetorecurtoit.Comeon.Let'sMaggie:Oh,no,Jason,They'rereallynothere.What'rewegonnaJason:Checkbackwiththepolice!Yes!Yes!Please!Thankyouverymuch!Thepolicewerehereat11o'clockandallthekidswerehere,then!Maggie:ButJason,theyaregoneJason:Oh!Iknow.They'resendinganotherpatrolcaroverrighthere.Police:Freeze!Jason:Oh,it'sPolice:Handsup!Overbytherim.Jason:Now,yousee,&Police:Overthere!Jason:Ok!Ok!Maggie:But,we'retheSeavers,welivehere.Police:TheSeaverareinVermont,lady.Jason:Weflewback!Wearethem!We'rehome!Police:Allright!Let'sseesomeIds,pal!Jason:It'snotagoodPolice:Allright,Monrol.Whynotgooutsidetogetthosekidsandbringthemoverhere?Jason:ThekidsarePolice:Aha!They'refine!Untiltheyheardsomepiratesdownstairshasn'tcallthecups.Mike:Theycan'tbemyparents.MyparentsareinVermont!Idon'tbelieveit!Maggie:Oh!Mybaby!Police:Notsofast!Mike,aretheseyourparents?Maggie:Er!Thatissome,er,withcleverestmake-up!Police:Hey!Thankskeepingmerunningup!Mike:Whatareyouguysdoinghere?Wasn'titenoughtosendthecupsbyonceintheevening?Maggie:ButMikewecalled,andyouweren'there.Mike:Yousaidyouwouldn'tcalluntiltomorrow!Jason:Butthat'snotthepoint,Mike!WherethehellwereMike:Thesemoregeologistsmadeabanquet.Theymadeusfordeserve!Ben:Andtheypullupourvacationsites.Theywenteveryweek.Maggie:Butwecalledatteno'clock.Butwherewereyouthen?Mike:Norland!Ben:Somethingyoubearandnevermind.Ifyouseemoneinthefield,youseethemall.Jason:IsthatalltrueCarol:Well!Actually,therewasastrueallthanabanquet.That'snotabouttoMike:WouldyouguysthinkwhatwewoulddoMaggie:Thenwashowwealwaysneverdothecertainthingstothekidsthatourparentssaidus?Didwejustdooneofthosethingstoourkids?Jason:Idon'tknowIwasgoingtohandleitprettywell,atthecircu