Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第二季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本VIP

欲望城市（两性专家凯莉布雷萧）强烈痛苦纽约的餐厅总试图寻求新卖♥♥点为「吸引NewYorkCityrestaurantsarealwayslookingforthenextnewangletograbthatelusive善变的曼哈顿民众andsomewhatjadedManhattanpalate.去年是推出纽奥良肯犹美食Lastyearitwasfusion-Cajun.上个月是布鲁塞尔的河蚌LastmonthitwasmusselsfromBrussels,今晚则是性♥虐♥待秀andtonight,it'sS&M.莎曼珊的公♥关♥公♥司♥负责为这家餐厅Samantha'sPRfirmwashiredtodotheopeningparty筹划开幕派对forLaDouleurExquise,这家餐厅叫做：强烈痛苦translation,TheExquisitePain.当然我们全都被邀请了Ofcourse,wewereallinvited.市长勒令情趣商店停业See,thisiswhathappenswhenthemayorshutsdownthesexshops.但它却突然出现在餐厅里Popsupinyourcuisine.史丹佛Hey,Stanford!我知道下次该带我妈到哪里吃饭了Well,IknowwhereI'mtakingmotherfordinnerthenexttimeshe'sintown.亲爱的Oh,honey!借过Excuseme.让她过来Letherthrough!你穿的是什么？Whatareyouwearing?邀请函上写了是变♥态♥派对Theinvitationsaidkinky.我缠卷了头发Ikinkedmyhair.OnTuesdaynight,MirandaandJackhaddinner.在她生平传记中Inthebiographyofherlife,这是最美好的一次约会thiswouldgodownasthebestfirstdateinhistory.这就是我想让你看的ThisiskindofwhatIwantedtoshowyou.没错Yeah,um...马克吐温曾住在这里-MarkTwainlivedhere.-Mmm.大约是他写哈克系列故事时RightaroundthetimehewroteHuckFinn.是吗？Really?-Yeah.来吧C'mon.这是私人住&hearts1宅♥It*sprivateproperty.我知道-Iknow,shh.-Shh.我想带你看他的房♥子I'mgonnashowyouhislittlehouse.就在那里二十七号♥Rightthere,number27.很不错It'scute.正当米兰达以为她能完全读透杰克AndjustwhenMirandathoughtshecouldreadJackperfectly,他又开展了一个新的章节heopenedanentirenewchapter.不要…No,no.可能会有人经过我们会被看到Someonemightcomeby,wecouldgetcaught.我知道Iknow.这个章节叫做Achapterentitled,“我喜欢在可能被看到的地方做♥爱♥〃ILiketoHaveSexinPlacesICanGetCaught.我的男人去了巴黎WithmyonemanoutoftowninParis,所以我才能和另一个男人喝酒Ifoundtimetohavedrinkswithmyotherman.我需要你的意见Ineedyouradvice.为了更好的沟通我要向你坦白一些事Butinordertogetit,Ihavetoconfesssomething.希望你不要评判我AndI'maskingyounottojudgeme.我有什么资格评判人？WhoamItojudgeanyone?我一点影响力也没有Ihadbangsinthe'80s.我在体验网络性♥爰♥IhavecybersexontheInternet.这是不要我评判的部分吗？Andthiswouldbethenon-judgmentpart?我的化名是“午夜干柴”Mynameis"Rick9Plus."不会吧No,youdidn't!“午夜干柴〃是不是很可悲？"RickQPlus/1howsadisthat?这表现出你的压抑Actually,Ithinkitshowsagreatdealofrestraint.你甚至可以是“午夜烈火”Youcouldhavebeen"Rickll.”我跟某个家伙聊得很愉快SoI'vebeenchattingwiththisguy,andwehaveareallygreattime.但是现在他想要见面我不知道该不该答应ButnowhewantstomeetandIdon'tknowifIshould.让我问你Okay,let'sfigurethisout.你对他了解多少？Whatdoyouknowabouthim?他叫做〃大玩意〃HisnameisnBigtool4U.,r拜托凯莉Comeon,Carrie.我是认真的Thisisserious.对不起I'msorry.对不起干柴I'msorry,Rick.他想约在哪里？Wheredoeshewanttomeetyou?密派区的同性恋酒吧Atanafter-hoursgayclubintheMeatpackingDistricts蛮吸引人的Makessense.告诉我你为什么想去Nowtellmewhyyouwanttogo.他似乎很辣让人兴奋Heseemshot,it'sexciting.“猫”在百老汇上演后我就没有过很棒的性&hearts覆♥AndIhaven'thadgoodsexsincebeforeCatswasonBroadway.那就去Isaygo.来个顽皮的小冒险Haveanaughtylittleadventure.做好安全措施好好玩Besafe,havefun.要是他不喜欢我呢？Whatifhedissesme?他说他长得很帅身材又好Hesaidhe'sreallygreatlookingandhasareallyrippedbody.史丹佛你不是“午夜干柴”吗?WellStanford,areyou"Rick9PlusH?我了解你的意思了I'msogettingyourpoint.“午夜干柴〃回家后After"Rick9Plus"wenthome,我感觉我喝得足够醉了所以打电♥话♥给大人物IdecidedIwasjustdrunkenoughtocallBig.是我-Hello?-Hey,it'sme.你在做什么？Whatareyoudoing?我在床上I'minbed.简单说就是在睡觉Ithinkit'scalledsleeping.在法国玩得愉快吗？Oh,soyou'refunnyinFrance.现在是清晨五点半It*s5:30inthemorning.•你有什么事？-我想知道-Whatisit?-Iwouldliketoknow为何你要去巴黎howyoucouldeventhinkofgoingtoParis却没想过要跟我讨论？andnoteventhinkaboutdiscussingitwithme.我无时无刻不在想你Ithinkaboutyouallthetime.“他在做什么？想什么？”What'shedoing?What'shethinking?但你却不是Butyou,no.你打算什么时候告诉我？Whenwereyouplanningtotellme?你有在听吗？Areyoustillthere?有Yes.因为我想的都是你更正…Okay,well,becauseIthinkaboutyouallthetime.No,no,correction,correction.我想的都是我们Ithinkaboutusallthetime.我们能不能改天再谈？Canwegetintothisanothertime?我在睡觉Iwassleeping.什么时间对你来说都不适合Oh,look,look,look,it'sneveragoodtimeforyou.你总在睡觉或离开你总是离开You'realwayssleeping,oryou'reready,oryou'regoing,going,going.You'realwaysgoing.叫部计程车You'refucking…"Taxi!"就搭机去了法国Andyou'reonaplanetoFranceformaybeayear.你年纪不小了Well,you'reafreakin1oldman.该多为别人想想Youshouldbethinkingaboutsomebodyelse.我没有骗你Thisisnotfakeus.我总是在想我们Thisisreal.就算你不知道但这是真的Evenifyoudon'tknowit,itis.我是个女人一个女…人Iamawoman.Awo-man!再喝杯酒吧女人Haveanothercocktail,woman.不这跟酒无关No,no,no,thisisn'taboutcocktails.这是关系到基本作为Thisisaboutbasichumandecency.有关责任感Thisisabouttakingresponsibility.你该当个成人It'saboutbeingagrown-up.有关如何当个男人Ifsaboutbeingaman.我是男人Iamaman.一个疲倦的男人I'matiredman.现在这里是清晨五点半It's5:30inthemorninghere.你知道吗你最好开始习惯Well,youknowwhat?Youbettergetusedtoit.因为要是你搬去那里我们就必须如此Becauseifyoumovethere,thisishowourrelationshipisgonnabe.你在睡觉时我在吃饭我要睡觉了你却…You'regonnabesleepingwhenI'meating,andI'mgonnabesleepingwhen...可恶shit.你有在听吗？Hey.Areyoustillthere?我要睡觉了I'mgoingtobed.九点钟有个重要会议Ihaveanimportantmeetingat9:00.你可以挂电♥话♥Yeah,fine,hangup.但别在我睡觉时打来Butdon'tcallmewhenI'msleeping因为我在这里也有工作becauseIhaveajobheretoo,youknow.虽然我是有点醉了Eventhroughmycosmopolitanhaze,但我知道我做得太过头IknewIhadgonetoofar.把你的内♥裤♥脱掉Takeoffyourpanties.什么？What?我想让你享受一下Iwanttogiveyouhead.在计程车上？Inthecab?你不是认真的吧司机会看到You'renotserious,thedriverisrightthere.对Yes!走第九大道Take9thAvenue.几天后在回家的路上Afewdayslater,onthewayhome,夏洛特在橱窗发现Charlottecouldn'thelpbutnotice一双很漂亮的意大利露跟鞋agorgeouspairofItalianslingbacksinthewindow.我只是进来看看Ijustcameintolook.你的足背很高Youhaveaveryhigharch.你是个舞者吗？Areyouadancer?不是No.真是双漂亮的脚Suchwell-formedfeet.我小时候参加过乐队指挥团Well,IwasinMissDebbie'stwirlerswhenIwasalittlegirl.这双鞋真漂亮Theyaresobeautiful.我卖♥♥其他人五百Foranyoneelse,$500.你免费Foryou...free.什么？不巴斯特What?No,Buster.你为什么要这样？Whywouldyoudosomethinglikethat?因为这双美丽的脚累了Becausethesebeautifulfeetaretired.它们需要按♥摩♥Andtheyneedalittlerub.当一个恋鞋狂遇上一个恋脚狂Whenashoefetishmeetsafootfetish,橱窗内从此没有理智存在allreasongoesouttheshopwindow.对于去法国的事我是反应过度了IamwayoverreactingtothiswholeFrancesituation.夏洛特说的对总有解决的办法IthinkCharlotte'sright,thereare-therearewaystoworkthisout.是什么让你改变想法？Mm-hmm.Whatmadeyouchangeyourmind?我和大人物讲电♥话♥时完全失控WeltIcompletelylostmyshittoBigonthephone我发现我们之间可能就快完了andIrealizedhowclosethiswholethingistoreallyblowingup.没错Andyouknowwhat?有时会痛苦Yes,it'spainfulsometimes,但这是值得的butit'sworthit,youknow?他必须去那里工作Imean,theguyhastogothereforwork.花一个星期与男友在巴黎相聚Andreally,whatissoawfulaboutspending没什么可怕的aweekhereandtherewithyourboyfriendinParis?没什么这很浪漫Nothing,itssoromantic.很好你的爱情带你去巴黎Great,yourlovelifetakesyoutoParis,我则是在计程车后座做♥爱♥andI'mfuckinginthebackofacab.那很棒That'slovely.不只是那里Andnotjustthere.还有庞德餐厅的洗手间We'vedoneitinthebathroomatBondStreet.我才刚去那里吃饭Ew"justatethere!马里欧特玛库斯饭店的电梯里TheelevatorattheMarriottMarquis以及中♥央♥公园的公共厕所andapublicrestroominCentralPark.乔治麦可也输给你Howvery"GeorgeMichael"ofyou.我们从没躺着或在家里做过We'veactuallyneverdoneitlyingdown,orinside,forthatmatter.米兰达你们是在谈恋爱可不是“外展训练”Miranda,thisissupposedtobearelationship,notOutwardBound.把他弄进房♥间搞清楚是怎么回事You'vegottogetthisguyinabedroomandfindoutwhat'sreallythere.我想我没办法I'malittleafraidtotry.他喜欢害怕被抓到的快♥感♥Helikesthethreatofgettingcaught.要是他觉得我无法满足他怎么办？Whatifbeingwithjustmeisn'tenough?不好意思夏洛特小姐Excuseme,MissCharlotte,你的脚上是怎么回事？whatishappeningsouthofyourankles?这是新鞋喜欢吗？Oh,they'renew,doyoulikethem?好漂亮五百元吗？Oh,Ilovethem!$500?没那么多Oh,no,notthatmuch.店员给了我折扣Theguykindofgavemeadeal.那是多少？Howmuch?免费Um...free.-为什么？•是哪一家店？-Why?-Andwhereishe?他希望我能拥有这双鞋Well,hejust,hereallywantedmetohavethem.他希望鞋子能被好好珍惜Imean,hejustreallylovesitwhenpeopleloveshoes.这里是纽约Sweetie,thisisNewYorkCity.没人会这么想Nobodylovesanythingthatmuch.我让他摸了我的脚一会儿Well,Ilethimholdmyfeet,justalittle.在她说出来的那一刻Thesecondshesaiditoutloud,她便了解该怎么做sheknewwhatshehadtodo.又见面了Hello,again.我不能收这双鞋Ican'tkeeptheseshoesyougaveme.为什么？Why?你知道为什么Youknowwhy.你穿过了不能退You'vealreadywornthem,Ican'ttakethemback.留着吧Keep*em.不谢谢你No,thankyou!那我丢到垃圾桶ThenI'llthrowtheminthegarbage.不它们太漂亮了No,no,no,they'retoobeautiful.我想买♥♥但是付不起Edbuythem,butIcan'taffordit.来笔交易如何？Whataboutatrade?有六双新鞋刚到Sixnewstylesjustcamein.我想找人试穿I'veneverseenthemonafoot.夏洛特看了看那些美丽的鞋子Charlottelookeddownattheexquisiteshoes.皮革的味道让人兴奋Thesmellofleatherwasintoxicating.只是要我试穿吗？AndallIhavetodoistrytheshoeson?夏洛特感觉自己像是灰姑娘CharlottefeltlikeCinderella...身处在肮脏变♥态♥及疯狂世界里的灰姑娘Cinderellainadirty,kinky,freakedout,storybookparalleluniverse.谢谢Thankyou.大人物的飞机九点抵达Bigarrivedonthe9:00p.m.flight.我十点便以法式风情装扮到他门口欢迎他回家Iwasathisdoorby10:00towelcomehimhomeinstyle.欢迎回来法国帽和炸薯条Bonjour,voila,leFrenchhat,voila,lefrenchfry.不只如此Anditdoesn'tstopthere.还有麦香堡和麦香鱼IhaveleBigMac,andleFilet-De-Fish.为什么要这样？Whatisallthis?为我脾气差道歉It*sanapologyforbeinglebitch.我好好想过Now,Tvebeenthinkingaboutthis.没什么行不通的Wecanmakethiswork.姐♥妹♥们♥都在里面去吧好好玩Theladiesareinside,gohavefun.下一个Next!不好意思何时狂野性♥爱♥又开始流行了？Excuseme.Butwhendidwildsexcomebackinstyle?巴尼百货清♥仓♥拍卖♥♥你去血拼的那个周末Oh,IthinkthatwastheweekendyouspentattheBarney'swarehousesale.三杯四海为家一杯健怡可乐ThreeCosmopolitans,aDietCoke,跟一杯摇匀的伏特加马丁尼andavodkaMartiniwithatwist.我要的是橄榄Isaidolive.差劲服务生…Badwaiter,badwaiter.你干嘛这样打他？Whatdoyoutipforthat?有没有人想玩玩？Anyoneelsewantawhack?那个服务生怎么穿成那样？Howdoeshewaitontablesdressedlikethat?真丢脸It*shumiliating.霍华强森冰淇淋的服务生Well,thesummerIworkedatHowardJohnson's,也规定要戴橘色帽子Ihadtowearanorangehat.别如此评判他人Don'tbesojudgmental!这只是一种性的表现方式Thisisjustasexualexpression.这些人有工作不偷也不抢Allthesepeoplehavejobsandpaytheirbills.他们只是在享受恋物癖的乐趣They'rejusthavingfunwithfetishes.不知道你的癖好是什么？Iwonderwhatyourfetishis?夏洛特对香薰罐有恋物癖CharlottehasathingforCrabtreeandEvelynPotpourri.我才没有恋物癖我们可以享受电♥话&hearts:性♥爱♥Wecan,youknow,welldolephonesex.如果还是有问题Andifthingsgetreallybad我就搬到巴黎一阵子thenrilmovetoParisforawhile写法国人的“欲望城市〃andwriteLeSexandLeCity.这样最好Thatwouldbegreat.你要哪一个？Whichone?我都可以Idon'tcare.你是为了自己才搬到巴黎吧？Butyou'dbemovingtoParisforyourself,right?别为了我搬Imean,don'tmoveforme.不为了你我♥干♥嘛搬到巴黎？Well,whywouldImovetoParisifitwasn'tforyou?我只是不希望你因为如此而有所期待No,Tmjustsaying,Idon'twantyoutouprootyourlifeandexpectanything.我真是个笨蛋Iamsuchanidiot!又怎么了？Whatthefuck?我带着贝雷帽到处跑还帮你买♥♥油腻腻的食物I'mrunningaroundtowninaberet,buyingyourgreasyfood你根本不在乎生活里有没有我andyoudon*tevencareifI'minyourlife!你冷静下来好吗？Wouldyoucalmdown?你知道吗我不想再冷静了No,youknowwhat?Iamsotiredofcalmingdown!听着即使我在谈恋爱Look,Ihavetobeinarelationship若我得去巴黎我就会去whereifIhavetogotoParis,IhavetogotoParis.很好你就去巴黎吧Fine,gotoParis要是明年你又要去巴西andthenwhathappenstousnextyear我们该怎么力'?whenyoudecideyoujusthavetogotoBrazil?重点不是我们这是工作Thisisnrtaboutus.Thisisaboutwork!重点不是工作No,thisisn'taboutwork.而是我们越来越亲密Thisisaboutusgettingcloser,你就发疯似的andyougettingsofreakedout想逃得远远的thatyouhavetoputanoceanbetweenus.我不想再谈这个Idon*twanttotalkaboutthisanymore.为什么会这么难？Whyisitsohard...为何你不愿认真考虑将我纳入你的生活？foryoutofactormeintoyourlifeinanyrealway?我想我还没做好准备Iguessoldhabitsdiehard.也许我应该离开你Well,maybeIcan*tdothisanymore.我了解Iunderstand.我相信你是Yeah,Ibetyoudo.你说过你爱我Yousaidyoulovedme.我是爱你Ido.那为何又伤我这么深？Thenwhydoesithurtsofuckingmuch?在回家的路上我气疯了Onthewayhome,Iwasfurious.不是对大人物是对我自己NotwithBig,withmyself.我是个真正的被虐狂Iwastherealsadist.他手上或许握着鞭子Hemightbetheonewiththewhip,但我却是自缚的人butIwastheonewhotiedmyselfup.我将自己绑在一个害怕被绑住的男人身上Tiedmyselftoamanwhowasterrifiedofbeingtieddown.在密派区AnddowntownintheMeatpackingDistrict,另一个害怕的男人正准备面对他的恐惧anotherterrifiedmanwaspreparingtofacehisfears.把衣服脱掉Take'emoff.你说什么？Excuseme?（限着内♥裤♥进入）史丹佛感到惊慌Stanfordpanicked.自从七年级的健身课后Hehadn'tbeenseeninhisunderwear他就没在他人面前裸♥露♥过byaroomfulofmensince7thgradegymclass.小子决定如何？脱衣服还是出去？What'sitgonnabe,pal?Inorout?所以“午夜干柴〃选择了脱衣服So,"Rick9Plusnundressed.让“大玩意〃白等会很失礼ItwouldhavebeenrudetostandupHBigtool4U.M出乎意料之外米兰达毫不费力Tohersurprise,Mirandahadnotrouble便说服了杰克到他房♥间做♥爱♥gettingJacktoagreetomakeloveinhisbedroomthatnight.我们到床上做Let'sdoitinbed.突然间她对他恋物癖的恐惧消失了Suddenly,herfearofhisfetishended.米兰达了解到杰克真的是因为她而感到兴奋MirandarealizedthatJack'sexcitementwasn*taboutgettingcaught,itwasabouther.她开始解放自己Andshereallybegantoletloose,做些她不敢在外面有的举动somethingshe'dbeenunabletodooutside.杰克发生什么事吗？Jack?Iseverythingallright?那是谁？Whowasthat?是我妈It'smymother.我父母过来看我Myparentsarevisiting.他们好像要进来了Theysoundlikethey'recominginhere.?ThefunksoulbrotherRightaboutnow??ThefunksoulbrotherCheckitoutnow??ThefunksoulbrotherRightaboutnow??'Boutnow,rboutnow?史丹佛起初以为他会因为没有六块肌受到排挤Atfirst,Stanfordthoughthe'dbeshunnedforlackofthepopularsix-packabs.但是…Butthen...我没见过这种样式的Neverseenthatkindbefore.这是法国货They*reFrench!我在巴黎买♥♥的IboughttheminParis.转过来看看Turnaround.史丹佛巴勒奇从未感到如此特别过StanfordBlatchhadneverfeltmorespecial.很不错Nice.“大玩意”吗?"Bigtool4UH?你说什么？Excuseme?我说再来一瓶啤酒吗？Anotherbeerforyou?我请客rilbuy.史丹佛发现有时一个简单的招呼Stanfordlearnedthatsometimesabriefencounter就能达到目的canbequitefulfilling.我在一点钟上♥床♥Iwenttobedat1:00.但两点半时还未入睡Iwasstillwideawakeat2:30.我们没有再说些什么Therewerenowordsleft.因为都已经说完了We*dsaidthemall.做完爱后我知道我们结束了Afterwemadelove,Iknewitwasover.我真的爰大人物吗？DidIeverreallyloveBig?或我只是对痛苦上瘾？OrwasIaddictedtothepain?对捉不住的男人的欲望所带来的强烈痛苦Theexquisitepainofwantingsomeonesounattainable.你坐在那里想什么？Whatareyoudoingoverthere?去巴黎吧GotoParis.我不会跟着你去I'mnotgonnacome.我们别再假装下去Lefsnotpretendwe'resomethingwe'renot.没关系It'sokay.过来床上Cometobed.我想跟他一起去Iwantedtogotohim.但我像是被绑在椅子上ButIfeltlikeIwastiedtothechair.有某部分的我将我往回拉Somepartofmewasholdingmeback,我知道我已走得太过头碰到了我的极限knowingIhadgonetoofar,reachedmylimit.因此我将自己从大人物身上释放Andjustlikethat,IhaduntiedmyselffromMr.Big.我自♥由♥「Iwasfree.但却不感到兴奋Buttherewasnothingexquisiteaboutit.Idon'thaveafetish!每个人都有恋物癖Oh,weallhaveafetish.只是区别在于Thedifferencebetweenusandthemis,他们把癖好展现出来让大家都看到they'reputtingitouttherewhereeveryonecansee.我认为这样很好又很健康Ithinkit'shealthyandfabulous.很高兴见到你们Well,ifssolovelytoseeyouall.小姐们要记住Andremember,ladies,别第一次约会就玩性♥虐♥待那太过激烈了whippingonthefirstdateisconsideredforward.坐下来饮料还没喝完Yousityourassdown,MistressCarrie.大人物明天要去巴黎Big'sflyingtoParistomorrowforbusiness我想去跟他道别andIwannasaygoodbye.何不送他一个难忘的道别？Ooh,whynotgivehimagoodbyehe'llneverforget?糟透了Sacrebleu!把他弄到手来Gogethim,girl.快笑这是个玩笑Well,laugh,itsajoke.等等…Whoa,wait,wait.别急着脱让我看看Notsofast,letmesee.宝贝Oh,baby.我不确定是因为那顶帽子还是马鞭或是我Iwasn'tsureifitwasthecap,thecrop,orme,但却奏效了butitworked.在恋物癖弥漫全市的同时Meanwhile,atafetishacrosstown,史丹佛进行着秘密性生活StanfordBlatchhadasecretsexlife.他化名”午夜干柴“在网络上Averyactivesecretsexlife进行非常活跃的秘密性生活ontheInternetas"Rick9Plus.n起初只是在孤独的周五夜晚Itallstartedinnocentlyenough犯下的一个不经意错误asagoofonalonelyFridaynight.但很快地他便时常花时间上他最爰的网站Butprettysoonhewaslogginginhoursandhoursonhisfavoritewebsite.他很高兴知道有其他人能分享他的恋内♥裤♥癖Itwasacomforttoknowthatotherssharedhisunderwearfetish,有时网站参观人数一天多达两千sometimesasmanyas2,000hitsaday.不久后〃午夜干柴”开始进聊天室聊天NosoonerhadHRick9Plus"enteredthechatroom他收到他最喜欢的网友“大玩意〃的讯息thathegotamessagefromhisfavoriteon-screenpal,HBigtool4U.n某些恋物癖只会在Somefetishescanonlyflourishbehindcloseddoors午夜的门后发酵intheverylate-nighthoursonalaptop.然而有某些则在人人都看得见的大白天发作Whileothersarerightoutinthebroaddaylightwhereeveryonecanseethem.夏洛特和其他曼哈顿女人Charlotte,likeeveryothernormalwomaninManhattan,对鞋子有狂热hadathingforshoes.早安Goodmorning.好漂亮的鞋子Beautifulshoes.是新款Justgotthosein.要不要试试？-Oh...-Wouldyouliketotrythemon?不了我只是看看No,no,I'mjustlooking.我的鞋太多了Ihavewaytoomanyshoesasitis.你穿七码？Sizeseven?这是七码鞋Sizeseven.你真坏Oh,youarebad.我只要试试就好Okay,I'mjusttryingthemon.我买♥♥不起Ican'tevenaffordthem.我在存钱去汉普顿I'msavingforasummershareintheHamptons.好漂亮Beautiful.看看它的手工Lookatthatcraftsmanship.我好喜欢Oh,Ilovethem.多少钱？Howmuch?四百元$400.不行No...can't.请在我哭之前把它脱下来PleasetakeitoffbeforeIstarttocry.■两百元■为什么？-$200.-Why?鞋子该被喜爱的人珍惜Shoesweremeanttobeloved.你去汉普顿会需要这样一双凉鞋Andyou'regonnaneedabeautifulsandallikethatintheHamptons.谢谢你Oh,thankyousomuch.我叫巴斯特Buster.谢谢你巴斯特Thankyou,Buster.当一个女人在这头Whileonewomanwasuptown审视她的美丽新凉鞋eyeingherartfulnewsandal,另一个女人正在城里注意新恋情的对象anotherwasdowntowneyeing“伊莎贝拉史都华贾德纳所著生命与时代〃TheLifeandTimesofIsabellaStewartGardner.米兰达喜爱读历史传记Mirandawasobsessedwithreadinghistoricalbiographies.其实她上个周末都在读西班牙王菲利浦的传记Infact,shespentalllastweekendinbedwithPhilipofSpain.早安Morning.那本书很不错Oh…that'sverygood.〃疯马与卡士达两名美国战士的人生”TheParallelLivesofTwoAmericanWarriors.史蒂芬安伯斯是个很棒的作家StephenAmbrose,greatwriter.我知道Yeah,Iknow.我刚读完他的“路易斯与汤玛士无畏的胆量”IjustfinishedhisMeriwetherLewisandTh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