英语幽默小故事

WelcometoEnjoyEnlish【1】AttheLessonofGeography（在地理课上）Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger．”Englishjoke【1】AttheLessonofGeography（在地理课上）Ateacherputhisfingeronsomeplaceonthemapandsaid:“Whatisthis,John?”Johngotupandsaid:“Yourforefinger．”Englishjoke【2】AttheLessonofPhysics（在物理课上）

Teacher:Explain,please,theeffectofcoldandheatandgiveexamples．Pupil（学生）:Coldcontracts,heatexpands．That'swhydaysareshorterinwinterandlongerinsummer．Englishjoke【2】AttheLessonofPhysics（在物理课上）

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