口语学与练专题

Act1Monica:没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！Joey:少来了，你和那个人一起出去。他一定(gotta)有问题！Chandler:打住，乔伊，嘴下留德(nice)。他驼背(hump)吗？既驼背又带假发(hairpiece)？Phoebe:慢着，他吃粉笔(chalk)吗？我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔(Carl)的覆辙。Monica:各位别急，这不算约会(date)。我们不过是出去吃晚餐。Monica:

There'snothingtotell!He'sjustsomeguyIworkwith!Joey:Comeon,you'regoingoutwiththeguy!There'sgottabesomethingwrongwithhim!Chandler:Allright,Joey,benice.

Sodoeshehaveahump?Ahumpandahairpiece?Phoebe:Wait,doesheeatchalk?Phoebe:Just,'cause,Idon'twanthertogothroughwhatIwentthroughwithCarl!Monica:Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.It'sjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinner.Act2Ross:嗨。Monica:你还好吧？(okay)Ross:我感觉有人把手伸入我的喉咙(throat)

，抓起我的肠子(intestine)

，从我的口中取出(pull)，然后绑(tie)在我脖上……Monica:卡罗(nice)今天把她的东西搬走了。我帮你泡杯咖啡。Ross:谢了。Ross:Hi.Monica:Areyouokay,sweetie?Ross:Ijustfeellikesomeonereacheddownmythroat,grabbedmysmallintestine,pulleditoutofmymouthandtieditaroundmyneck...Monica:Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.Monica:Letmegetyousomecoffee.Ross:Thanks.Act3Ross:我会没事的，真的，我祝她幸福(happy)

。Joey:不，你不会的。Ross:没错，我不会的。去她的，她甩掉(left)我！Joey:而且你一直都不知道她是女同性恋者(lesbian)

。Ross:没有！！行了吧？！为何大家都围着(fixateon)这个话题打转？连她不知道，我怎会(howshould)知道。Ross:I'llbefine,alright?Really,everyone.Ihopeshe'llbeveryhappy.Joey:Noyoudon't.Ross:NoIdon't,tohellwithher,sheleftme!Joey:Andyouneverknewshewasalesbian...Ross:No!!Okay?!Whydoeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?Shedidn'tknow,howshouldIknow?Act4Ross:昨晚我告诉我父母，他们好像还能接受(takeit)。Monica:真的吗，凌晨三点(3am)我接到一个电话，一个女人歇斯底里(hysterical)的向我哭诉(sob)，“我不能抱孙子了，我不能抱孙子了。”是什么？打错了？Ross:对不起。Ross:Itoldmomanddadlastnight,theyseemedtotakeitprettywell.Monica:Ohreally,sothathystericalphonecallIgotfromawomansobbingat3:00A.M.,"I'llneverhavegrandchildren,I'llneverhavegrandchildren."waswhat?

Awrongnumber?Ross:Sorry.Act5Monica:瑞秋？！Rachel:天啊，莫妮卡，谢天谢地！(ThankGod)我到过你的住处(building)，你不在。有个拿着一根大榔头(hammer)的人说你可能会在这儿，结果你真的在这儿。Monica:想来杯咖啡吗？Rachel:低咖啡因的(de-caff)。Monica:各位，她叫瑞秋。瑞秋，这是大家。这位叫钱德勒，菲比，乔伊。还记得我哥罗斯吗？

(Chandler,Phoebe,Joey,Ross)Rachel:当然。嗨。Monica:Rachel?!Rachel:OhGod,Monica,hi!ThankGod!Ijustwenttoyourbuildingandyou

weren'tthereandthenthisguywithabighammersaidyoumightbehereandyouare,youare!Waitress:

CanIgetyousomecoffee?Monica:

De-caff.Okay,everybody,thisisRachel.Rachel,thisiseverybody.ThisisChandler,andPhoebe,andJoey,and-youremembermybrotherRoss?Rachel:Sure!Hi!Act6Monica:你想现在告诉我们，还是我们要等等四个湿漉漉的伴娘(bridesmaid)？Rachel:婚礼前半个小时发生了这样的事情。我在堆放礼物的房间里，看着卤肉盘(gravyboat)，非常漂亮的(gorgeous)船形(Lamauge)卤肉盘(gravyboat)。Monica:Soyouwannatellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?Rachel:OhGod...well,itstartedaboutahalfhourbeforethewedding.Iwasintheroomwherewewerekeepingallthepresents,andIwaslookingatthisgravyboat.ThisreallygorgeousLamaugegravyboat.Wanna=wanttoAct7Rachel:突然间…我意识到船形卤肉盘(gravyboat)比巴瑞(Barry)更能吸引我，我就吓了一跳，然后我突然发现：巴瑞越看越像猪头先生。。。Rachel:Whenallofasudden,IrealizedthatIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanbyBarry!AndthenIgotreallyfreakedout,andthat'swhenithitme:howmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.Something/itreallyfreaksmeout“土豆头先生，猪头先生”。这是非常形象的比喻，用来形容一个人肥头大耳的样子。Act8Rachel:你知道，我的意思是，我一直都认为他很眼熟(familiar)，但是…总之,我必须(hadto)离开。我开始想：我为何这么做？我为谁这样做？Rachel:Y'know,Imean,Ialwaysknewlookedfamiliar,but...Anyway,Ijusthadtogetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering'WhyamIdoingthis,andwhoamIdoingthisfor?Y’know=youknowAct9Rachel:于是，我不知道要去哪里，我知道你我的关系日渐疏远。但是你是我在这个城市里认识的唯一一个人。Monica:一个没受邀参加婚礼的人。Rachel:这件事就甭提啦。Rachel:So,anyway,Ijustdidn'tknowwheretogo,andIknowthatyou