当英语遇上汉语

当英文遇上汉语byAmberIfyoudonotleaveme,wewilldietogether.

怎么翻译？各级英语人士的不同演绎：四级水平：如果不滚开，我就和你同归于尽。六级水平：你若不离不弃，我必生死相依。八级水平：问世间情为何物？直教人生死相许。专家水平：天地合，乃敢与君绝。活佛水平：你在或不在，爱就在那里，不增不减。

Yousaythatyouloverain,

butyouopenyourumbrellawhenitrains...

Yousaythatyoulovethesun,butyoufindashadowspotwhenthesunshines...

Yousaythatyoulovethewind,Butyou

closeyourwindowswhenwindblows...

ThisiswhyIamafraid;Yousaythatyoulovemetoo...普通版：你说你喜欢雨，但是下雨的时候你却撑开了伞;你说你喜欢阳光，但当阳光播撒的时候，你却躲在阴凉之地;你说你喜欢风，但清风扑面的时候，你却关上了窗户。我害怕你对我也是如此之爱。文艺版：你说烟雨微芒，兰亭远望;后来轻揽婆娑，深遮霓裳。你说春光烂漫，绿袖红香;后来内掩西楼，静立卿旁。你说软风轻拂，醉卧思量;后来紧掩门窗，漫帐成殇。你说情丝柔肠，如何相忘;我却眼波微转，兀自成霜。诗经版：子言慕雨，启伞避之。子言好阳，寻荫拒之。子言喜风，阖户离之。子言偕老，吾所畏之。离骚版：君乐雨兮启伞枝，君乐昼兮林蔽日，君乐风兮栏帐起，君乐吾兮吾心噬。五言诗版：恋雨偏打伞，爱阳却遮凉。风来掩窗扉，叶公惊龙王。片言只语短，相思缱倦长。郎君说爱我，不敢细思量。七言绝句版：恋雨却怕绣衣湿，喜日偏向树下倚。欲风总把绮窗关，叫奴如何心付伊。七律压轴版：江南三月雨微茫，罗伞叠烟湿幽香。夏日微醺正可人，却傍佳木趁荫凉。霜风清和更初霁，轻蹙蛾眉锁朱窗。怜卿一片相思意，犹恐流年拆鸳鸯。Someonelikeyou另寻沧海Iheard,thatyou'resettleddown.已闻君，诸事安康。Thatyou,foundagirlandyou'remarriednow.遇佳人，不久婚嫁。Iheardthatyourdreamscametrue.已闻君，得偿所想。Guessshegaveyouthings,Ididn’tgivetoyou.料得是，卿识君望。Oldfriend,whyareyousoshy?旧日知己，何故张皇？Itain’tlikeyoutoholdbackorhidefromthelie.遮遮掩掩，欲盖弥彰。Ihatetoturnupoutoftheblueuninvited.客有不速，实非我所想。ButIcouldn’tstayaway,Icouldn’tfightit.避之不得，遑论与相抗。I’dhopedyou’dseemyface&thatyou’dbereminded,异日偶遇，识得依稀颜。Thatforme,itisn’tover.再无所求，涕零而泪下。Nevermind,I’llfindsomeonelikeyou.毋须烦恼，终有弱水替沧海。Iwishnothingbutthebest,foryoutoo.抛却纠缠，再把相思寄巫山。Don’tforgetme,Ibeg,Irememberyousaid:勿忘昨日，亦存君言于肺腑。“Sometimesitlastsinlovebutsometimesithurtsinstead”“情堪隽永，也善心潮掀狂澜。”You’dknow,howthetimeflies.光阴常无踪，词穷不敢道荏苒。Onlyyesterday,wasthetimeofourlives.欢笑仍如昨，今却孤影忆花繁。Wewerebornandraisedinasummeryhaze.彼时初执手，夏雾郁郁湿衣衫。Boundbythesurpriseofourglorydays.自缚旧念中，诧喜荣光永不黯。Nothingcompares,noworriesorcares.无可与之相提，切莫忧心同挂念。Regretsandmistakesthey’rememoriesmade.糊涂遗恨难免，白璧微瑕方可恋。Whowouldhaveknownhowbittersweetthiswouldtaste?此中酸甜苦咸，世上谁人堪相言？VivaLaVida

生命至上Iusedtoruletheworld遥想当年，哥主宰世界SeaswouldrisewhenIgavetheword翻江倒海，放个p的事情NowinthemorningIsleepalone现在，哥独自无眠到天亮SweepthestreetsIusedtoown寂寞无助扫大街。。

Iusedtorollthedice遥想当年，哥盾墙破釜Feelthefearinmyenemy'seyes扛着boss不带颤Listenasthecrowdwouldsing:沐浴山呼："Nowtheoldkingisdead!Longlivetheking!"苍天已死，皇天当道OneminuteIheldthekey曾几何时，哥刚搞清钥匙是哪只Nextthewallswereclosedonme怎料转身插错门AndIdiscoveredthatmycastlesstand苦心经营几十年Uponpillarsofsaltandpillarsofsand一朝回到解放前IhearJerusalembellsaringing哥听到了耶路撒冷和尚在念经RomanCavalrychoirsaresinging罗马骑兵文工团在呻吟Bemymirrormyswordandshield你们是哥的照妖镜，你们是哥的折戟龙鳞Mymissionariesinaforeignfield哥远去的勇士们啊ForsomereasonIcan'texplain是因为不能说的秘密Onceyougotherewasnever,自从你们离去neveranhonestword再也没有人对哥真心ThatwaswhenIruledtheworld这就是当年，哥当扛霸子的事情ItwasthewickedandwildwindYD的妖风啊Blewdownthedoorstoletmein.吹开门帘放我进Shatteredwindowsandthesoundofdrums砸碎玻璃翻窗户，敲锣打鼓把哥迎Peoplecouldn'tbelievewhatI'dbecome哥跟你说你都不信RevolutionarieswaitFormyheadonasilverplate城管等着银盘红烧狮子头Justapuppetonalonelystring哥可怜兮兮只当腰带做头绳Ohwhowouldeverwanttobeking?啊西巴，谁想做老大一当好多年？IhearJerusalembellsaringingRomanCavalrychoirsaresingingBemymirrormyswordandshieldMymissionariesinaforeignfieldForsomereasonIcan'texplainIknowSaintPeterwo