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207TheOneWhereRossFinds

[Scene:MonicaandRachel'sapartment.Everyoneissittingatthecouches,Chandlerenters.]CHAN:OK,whatisitaboutme?DoInotlookfunenough?Istheresomething...repellant...aboutme?RACH:So,howwastheCHAN:Wellitcouldn'thavebeenworse.Awomanliterallypassedthroughme.OK,sowhatisit,amIhideouslyunattractive?PHOE:No,youarenot,youareveryattractive.Youknowwhat,Igothroughtheexactsamething.EverytimeIputonalittleweight,Istartquestioningeveryting.CHAN:Woah,woah,I'veputonalittleweight?PHOE:No,notwieght...y'know,morelikeMNCA:Chandler,I'munemployedandindireneedofaproject.Yawannaworkout?Icanremakeyou.CHAN:Oh,youknow,Iwould,butthatmightgetinthewayofmylyingaroundMNCA:ALL:C'mon.Lether.CHAN:Alright,OK,alright.Butifweputonspandexandmyboobsarebiggerthanyours,I'mgoin'home.PHOE:Yourboobsarefine.Look,Inevershouldhavesaidanything.Comehere.Comehere.[hugsChandlerbutholdsherhandsapartbehindhisback]Oh,can'tmake....hands...meet....OPENING[Scene:Hallwaybetweentheapartments.Chandlercomesoutwearingspandex,jogginginplace.Monicaisthere.]CHAN:OK,let'sdoit.[Monicalooksathimfunny]What?MNCA:Nothing,justneverseenyouinlittlestretchypantsbefore.CHAN:Andwe'rechanging.[jogsbackinhisapartment][Cuttothecitystreet.MonicaandChandlerarejogging.Chandlerislaggingbehindsohehopsinacabandtakesoff,leavingMonicabehind][Scene:BackinChandlerandJoey'sapartment.Chandler ngMNCA:C'mongivemefivemore.FiveCHAN:[weakly]MNCA:FivemoreandI'llflashCHAN:One...two...twoandahalf.OK,justshowmeoneof[Scene:CentralPerk.ChandlerandJoeyaresittingonthecouch.Rachelissetsthecupbackdown]Ow,ow,ow,ow,ow.[Joeyinterceptsthecupandputsitdownforhim].She'sinsane,thewomanisinsane.It'sbeforework,it'safterwork,it'sduringwork.She'sgotmengbuttclenchesatmydesk.Andnow,theywon'tbringmemymailanymore.[Phoebe

派对 对啦，让她做就给你看波波…二点那个她叫我在公司做收臀运动…点了香槟，很真遗我不在乎慢慢的RACH:HeyPhoebs,how'ditgowithScottlastPHOE:Oh,um,itwasnice.Tookhimtoaromanticrestraunt,orderedchampagne,nice.JOEY:Theguystillwon'tputout,PHOE:Nope.Zilch,nothin',uh-ALL:SorryPHOE:Look,I,y'know,Idon'tmindtakingitslow,Ilikehimalot,y'knowhe'sreallyinterestingandhe'sreallysweetandwhywon'thegiveitup?JOEY:Maybehe,uhh...driveshiscarontheothersideoftheroad,ifyaknowwhatImean.PHOE:No,whad'yamean?He'snotJOEY:Maybehe's...PHOE:Oohh,um,no,Idon'tthinkthat'stheproblem.'Causewewent,um,dancingtheothernightandthewayheheldmesoclose,andthewayhewaslookingintomyeyesIjustlike...definiyfeltsomething.RACH:Yeah,buthowmuchcanyou lfromalook?PHOE:No,Ifeltitonmyhip.Youcould [Monicaenters.]MNCA:[toChandler]Yo,Bing.Racquetballin15CHAN:Joey,beapal.LiftupmyhandandsmackherwithPHOE:[seeingRosskissingJulieoutsidethewindow]Ooh,oh,Rachel,don'tRACH:What?[looks,feignsindifference]C'monyouguys,Idon'tcare,Ihaveadatetonight.JOEY:Woah,woah,woah,youhaveaRACH:Yeah,Monica'ssettin'meJOEY:Butuh,uh,whataboutuh,Rossanduh..RACH:Ohwhat,mywholeinsanejealousything?Well,y'know,asmuchfunasthatwas,I'vedecidedtooptforsanity.CHAN:SoyoureallyOKaboutallRACH:Ohyeah,c'mon,I'mmovin'on.Hecanpressherupagainstthatwindowasmuchashewants.ForallIcare,hecanthrowherthroughthedamnthing.[RossandJulieenter.]ROSS:HiALL:ROSS:Oh,Monica,IfiguredI'dcomebytomorrowmorningandpickupFluffy'soldcattoy,OK?MNCA:OnlyifyousayhisfullROSS:[reluctantly]CanIcomeovertomorrowandpickupFluffyMeowington'scattoy.JOEY:[toRoss]You'regettingacat?ROSS:Uh,actually,we'regettingacat.RACH:Together?ROSS:UhRACH:Bothof

我很喜欢我觉得他对我绝对有意 钱兄弟，二十分钟什么 少来了，我还要过我的日子各 不讲全名就不给两个?一起那是不是很棒呢 ROSS:RACH:JULIE:Yeah,wefigureit'lllivewithRosshalfthetime,andwithmehalfthetime.RACH:Ohh,well,isn'tthatjustlovely.That'ssomethingthetwoofyouwillbeabletoenjoyforareally,really,really,really,reallylongtime.ROSS:RACH:Well.[looksatwatch]Woah,lookatthat!Igottago,Igottadate.Withaman.Um,OK,youguyshaveareally,uh,haveareallygoodnightandyoutwohavea,uh,havea,uh,reallygoodcat.[sheleavescarryinghertraythencomesbackin]OK,we'renotsupposedtotakethesewhenweleave.[Scene:Anicerestraunt.RachelisonherdatewithMichaelMICH:Idon'tknowifMonicatoldyoubutthisisthefirstdateI'vegoneonsincemydivorceso,ifIseemalittlenervous,Iam.RACH:[distracted]HowlongdocatsMICH:[confused]I'mRACH:Cats,howlongdotheylivefiguringyoudon't...y'know,throw'emunderabusorsomething?MICH:Um,maybe15,16RACH:That'sjustgreat.[shepicksupherchampagneandstartsMICH:Um,RACH:Oh,right,clink.[downsherMICH:MonicatoldyouIwascuterthatthis,didn'tRACH:Oh,no,Michael,it'snotyou.I'msorry,it'sjust,it'sthisthing.It'sprobablynotasbadasitsoundsbutthisfriendofmineis,isgettingacatwithhisgirlfriend.MICH:Oh,thatdoessound...Ahh.RACH:ImeanhejuststartedgoingoutwithMICH:Isthisguy,uhh,anoldRACH:Ah,hah-hah-hah-ho,yeah,hewishes.Oh,I'msorry,lookatme.OK,Michael,let'stalkaboutyou.MICH:RACH:OK,OK.So,youevergetapetwithagirlfriend?[Scene:CentralPerk.PhoebeandJoeyaresittingonthecouch.]PHOE:So,Ifigureditout.JOEY:PHOE:WhyScottdoesn'twanttosleepwithme.It's'causeI'mnotsexyenough.JOEY:Phoebe,that'scrazy.WhenIfirstmetyou,youknowwhatIsaidtoChandler?Isaid,"Excellentbutt,greatrack."PHOE:Really?That'ssosweet.Imean,I'mofficiallyoffendedbut,sweet.JOEY:Phoebslook,ifyouwanttoknowwhatthedealis,you'rejustgonnahavetoaskhim.PHOE:You'reright,you'reright.Ah,youaresoyumm.[they[Outsidethewindow,MonicaandChandlerjogup.Monicaplayfullypusheshim.TheystartpuchingandslapharderandharderuntilMonicapusheshimdown.Chandlerstandsup,withaseriousexpression,andchasesheraway.]祝各位今晚顺利之后的第一次你说什么猫，猫能活多久好我是…我另事情说不定没那么糟啦他想得美对不起，你瞧瞧好了，麦克，谈谈你吧菲此说实在的，我被冒犯了可是感谢[Scene:Backintherestraunt.RachelpoursthelastofthechampangebottleinherRACH:[obviouslydrunk]Imean,it'sacat,y'know,it'sacat.Whycan'ttheygetoneofthosebugs,y'know,oneofthosefruitflies,thosethingsthatliveforlikeadayorsomething?[belligerently]What'retheycalled,what'retheycalled,what'retheycalled?MICH:RACH:Yes!Thank[ThewaitercomestotheWAITER:So,wouldyoulikeanydessert?MICH:No!Nodessert,justacheck,please.RACH:Oh,you'renothavingfun,areMICH:No,no,Iam,butonlybecauseforthelasthourandahalfI'vebeenplayingthemovieDinerinmyhead.RACH:Oh,lookatme,lookatme.Oh,I'monadatewithareallygreatguy,allIcanthinkaboutisRossandhiscatandhis...Julie.Ijustwanttogetoverhim.gosh,whycan'tIdothat?MICH:Oy.Look,I'vebeenthroughadivorce,trustmeyou'regonnabefine.Youjustcan'tseeitnowbecauseyouhaven'thadanyclosure.RACH:Yeah!Closure.That'swhatitis,that'swhatIneed.God,you'rebrilliant!Whydidn'tIthinkofthat?HowdoIgetthat?MICH:Well,youknow,there'snoonewayreally,it'sjust,youknow,whateverittakessothatyoucanfinallysaytohim,"I'moveryou."RACH:Closure,that'swhatitis.Closure.[shelooksaroundtherestaurant,spottingaguywithacellularphone]o,excuseme.Excuseme,hel...woo[shealmostfallsoutofherchair]GUY:Hang o,excuseGUY:RACH:Hi,I'msorry,IneedtoborrowyourphoneforjustoneGUY:I'mRACH:Icanseethat.I...justonephonecall,I'llbeveryquick,I'llevenpayforitmyself.[manisstillreluctant]OK,you'rebein'alittleweirdaboutyourphone.GUY:Alright,fine.[onthephone]I'llcallyouback.[handsthephonetoher]RACH:Thankyou.OK.[dials][toMichael]Machine.Justwaitingforthebeep.MICH:Good.RACHEL:[onphone]Ross,hi,it'sRachel.I'mjustcallingtosaythatum,everything'sfineandI'mreallyhappyforyouandyourcatwho,bytheway,IthinkyoushouldnameMichael.And,youknow,yaseethereI'mthinkingofnamessoobviously,Iamoveryou.Iamoveryouandthat,myfriend,iswhattheycallclosure.[hangsupandtossesphoneintheicebucket][Scene:ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.Chandlerisansweringthedoorinhisrobe.]CHAN:No,no,no,no,no,no[opensdoortoMonica]No.Monica,it'sSundaymorning.I'mnotrunningonaSunday.

结…还有他的芙莉了你要用任何的方法只要能让你对他说我正在讲耶我看得出来 我在等哔…还有你的猫感到高兴这就是我那位朋友所谓的”了结是神的日MNCA:WhyCHAN:Becauseit'sSunday.It'sGod'sday.MNCA:OK,ifyousaystop,thenwestop.CHAN:OK,stop.MNCA:No,c'mon,wecan'tstop,c'mon,we'vegotthreemorepoundstogo.Iamtheenergytrainandyouareonboard.Woo-woo,woo-woo,woo-woo[Chandlerwalksoutoftheapartment,leavingMonica]Woo.[Scene:RachelandMonica'sapartment.Rachelistakingasprin.RossROSS:HeyRACH:ROSS:Oh.AndhowwastheRACH:Umm,Ithinktherewasarestaurant...Iknowtherewaswine..[RachellooksatRossasthoughsherememberssomething,butcan'tplacewhatitROSS:Wow,welluh,uh,actually,Julie'sdownstairsgettingacab,Ijustneedthecattoy,didMonicasay...What?Why,whyareyoulookingatmelikethat?RACH:Idon'tknow,I,IfeellikeIhadadreamaboutyoulastnightbutI,Idon'tROSS:OK.Oh,oh,oh.[runsoverandpicksupthecattoy]RACH:Didwespeakonthephonelastnight?Didyoucallme?ROSS:No,IstayedatJulie'slastnight.RACH:ROSS:Oh,actuallyIhaven'tevenbeenhomeyet.DoyoumindifIcheckmyRACH:Ohyeah,goahead.[Rachelwalksinherroom.Rosspicksupthephoneanddialshismachinetocheckhismessages.]ROSS:Rach,Igotamessagefromyou.[pauses]Who's[Rachelcomesoutofherroom,suddenlysheremembersleavingthemessage.]RACH:OhmyGod.OhmyGodRoss,no,hangupthephone,givemethephoneRoss,givemethephone,givemethephone,givemethe...[jumpsthecouchandlandsonRoss'sback,finallygettingthephonefromhim.Rosshasaconfusedexpressiononhisface.]ROSS:You'reoverRACH:OhhhhhhhhGod.[climbsoffhisback]ROSS:Wha...you'reuh,you're,you'reoverme?RACH:Ohh,ohh.ROSS:When,whenwereyou...underme?Rach.Racheldoyou,Imean,wereyou,uh...What?RACH:Ohh,OK,OK,OK,well,basically,la y,I'veuh,I'veuh,sortofhadfeelingsforyou.ROSS:You'vehadfeelingsforRACH:Yeah,what,so?YouhadfeelingsformeROSS:Woah.Huh.Youknowaboutmy,Imean,youknowIhad...youRACH:ChandlertoldROSS:Chandler.Whendidhe...whendidhe...whendidRACH:Whenyouwerein

你说停我们就停 事实上，芙莉在楼下叫计程对不起，我我觉得我昨晚好像 麦克 基本上 认识芙莉芙莉甜心，计程车在等ROSS:我马上下等等，你要ROSS:Julie.Julie.That.OhGod.Julie,right.OK,Ineedtoliedown.No,yaknow,I'mgonnastand.I'mgonnastand,I'mgonnawalk,I'mwalkin'andIamstanding.OKsoyouuh,andnowwha...andnow,now,nowyou'reoverme?RACH:Areyouoverme?[Amomentofsilence.]ROSS:[doorbellbuzzes]That's,that'sJulie.Ju...Julie,Julie.[talkson HiJulie.JULIE: ]Hihoney,I'vegotacabROSS:[perky]I'llberightRACH:Wait,so,you're谢ROSS:Well,OK,Iuh,Ihaveto.Ican'tdealwiththisrightnow.Imean,I'veuh,y'know,I'vegotacab,I'vegotagirlfriend,I'm...I'mgonnagogetacat.RACH:OK,ROSS:Cat.怎么[Scene:ChandlerandJoey'sapartment.JoeyiswatchingarabbiplayanelectricguitaronTV.Phoebeenters.]PHOE:HeyJOEY:Hey他只是十自我会变得像PHOE:Howcomeyou'rewatchingarabbiplayelectricguitar?JOEY:Ican'tfindtheremote.[PhoebeturnsofftheTV]Thankyou.PHOE:So,ScottaskedmetocomeoverforlunchtodayandIdid.JOEY:And?PHOE:AndweJOEY:AllrightPhoebs,waytoPHOE:YayJOEY:So,sohowdiditPHOE:Well,IfinallytookyouradviceandaskedhimwhatwasgoingJOEY:Andwhatdidhe所以我说”放轻松好所以在长谈之后让我先搞清楚他让你求他跟PHOE:Hesaidthat,um,heunderstandshowsexcanbelike,averyemotionalthingforawomanandhewasjustafraidthatIwasgonnagetall,y'know,like,'ohh,ishegonnacallmethenextday'and,y'know,'whereisthisgoing'and,yaknow,blah-la-la-la-la.SohesaidhewantedtoholdoffuntilhewaspreparedtobereallyJOEY:PHOE:Yeah,soIsaid,"OK,relaxplease,"y'know,Imean,sexcanbejustabouttwopeoplerightthereinthemoment,y'know,it's,ifhewantstoseemeagainhecancallandifnot,that'sfinetoo.Soafteraloooootoftalking...Iconvincedhim.JOEY:Letmegetthisstraight.Hegotyoutobegtosleepwithhim,hegotyoutosayheneverhastocallyouagain,andhegotyouthinkingthiswasagreatidea.PHOE:Um-hum.JOEY:Thismanismy[Scene:CentralPerk.RachelisclosingupandRosscomesin.Getyour对，你有一年机会我们每晚都在一起RACH:ROSS:Ididn'tgetaRACH:Oh,that'sum,ROSS:No,noit'snotinteresting.OK,it'svery,verynotinteresting.Infactit'sactually100percentcomple yoppositeofinteresting.RACH:Alright,IgotitROSS:Youhadnoright lmeyoueverhadfeelingsforRACH:[hurt]ROSS:I nggreatwithJuliebeforeIfoundoutaboutRACH:Hey,Iwas n'greatbeforeIfoundoutaboutyou.Youthinkit'seasyformetoseeyouwithJulie?ROSS:ThenyoushouldhavesaidsomethingbeforeImetRACH:Ididn'tknowthen.AndhowcomeyouneversaidanythingtoROSS:TherewasneveragoodRACH:Right,you,youonlyhadayear.WeonlyhungouteveryROSS:Not,not,noteverynight.Youknow,and...andit'snotlikeIdidn'ttry,Rachel,butthingsgotintheway,y'know?Like,likeItalianguysorex-fiancesor,or,orItalianguys.RACH:Hey,therewasoneItalianguy,OK,anddoyouevenhaveapoint?ROSS:ThepointisI...Idon'tneedthisrightnow,OK.It,it'stoolate,I'mwithsomebodyelse,I'mhappy.Thisshiphassailed.RACH:Yeah,what'reyousaying,youjustsortofputawayfeelingsorwhatever itwasyoufeltforme?ROSS:Hey,I'vebeen n'itsincetheninthgrade,I'vegottenprettydamngoodatit.RACH:Alright,fine,yougoaheadandyoudothat,alri