老友记Friends-S01E20【声音字幕同步】课件

老友记FriendsS01E20老友记FriendsS01E201Ican'tbelieveyou'dactuallysaythat.我真不敢相信你会这么说I'dmuchratherbeMr.PeanutthanMr.Salty.我是盐先生而非花生先生?Noway.Mr.Saltyisasailor.才怪,盐先生是个水手He'sgottabethetoughestsnackthereis.他应该是最顽强的点心Ican'tbelieveyou'dactuall2Idon'tknow.Youdon'twannamesswithCornnuts.我不知道,你不会想和玉米作对的They'recrazy.它们简直是疯了Oh,myGod.Yougottacomeseethis.上帝呀.你应该看看这个There'ssomecreepouttherewithatelescope.有个变态拿着望远镜Ican'tbelieveit.He'slookingrightatus.我真不敢相信他在看我们Idon'tknow.Youdon'twanna3Oh,thatissosick.真呕心Ifeelviolated.我感觉被冒犯了Andnotinagoodway.而且很不爽Howcanpeopledothat?怎会有人这样?Youguys,look.UglyNakedGuygotgravityboots.你们看,丑陋裸男有双重力鞋Oh,thatissosick.真呕心Ifee4TheOneWiththeEvilOrthodontist六人行第1季第20集风流牙医Yearsfromnow,schoolchildrenwillstudyit...几年后学童将会把它奉为…...asoneofthegreatestfirstdatesever.第一次约会的经典加以研读-Yeah.-I'llsay,yeah.-是的-要我说,当然Itwasunbelievable.它太令人无法置信TheOneWiththeEvilOrthodon5Wecouldbeourselves.Wedidn'thavetoplaygames.我们可以完全作自己,无须再玩任何游戏-Haveyoucalledher?-She'dknowIlikeher.That'scrazy.-你打过电话给她没?-让她知道我喜欢她?你疯了不成Guys.It'sgross.伙计.你可真毛糙啊It'sthenextday.HowneedydoIwannaseem?才第二天,你要我显得多渴望?-I'mright.Right?-Yeah,letherdangle.-对吧-对,让她慢慢等吧Wecouldbeourselves.Wedidn6Ican'tbelievemyparentsarepushingmetofindoneofyoupeople.我无法相信我爸妈,强迫我找你们这种男人Comeon.Justdoit.快,只管去做Callher.Stopbeingsotestosterone-y.拿起电话打给她别摆出一付臭男人的样子(义同睾丸素)Which,bytheway,istherealSanFranciscotreat.对了,旧金山真有这道菜-Hermachine.-Answeringmachine?-是机器-她的答录机?Ican'tbelievemyparentsare7No,interestingly,herleafblowerpickedup.不,真有意思,是落叶清扫机So,whydidn'tyousayanything?你为何不说话?No.LasttimeIleftaspontaneousmessage...不行,上次我留话时...Iendedupusingthephrase,"Yes,indeed-io."结果说了“对,的确”Look,it'sRachelandBarry.Don'teverybodylook.看,是瑞秋和巴瑞,不,别一起看No,interestingly,herleafblo8What'sgoingon?怎么了?-They'rejusttalking.-Doeshelookupset?-他们只是在讲话-他是否神情落寞?Doeshelooklikehewastoldtoshoveanything?他是否像被告知去死的样子?No.Actually,he'ssmiling.没有,而且他正在微笑Oh,myGod.Don'tdothat.我的老天,不要那样干?What'sgoingon?怎么了?-They'r9What?What?What?怎么啦?怎么啦?怎么啦?Thatmanacrossthestreetjustkickedthatpigeon.对街的男人踢了一只鸽子Andbasically,that'showabillbecomesalaw.这就是法案成为法律的原因See?Hey,Rach.看?嗨,瑞秋How'ditgo?情况如何?What?What?What?怎么啦?怎么啦?怎么啦?10Youknow,itwasactuallyreallygreat.你们知道吗,真的,真的好极了LunchattheRussianTeaRoom.他带我到俄国茶室吃饭Ihadthatchicken,whereyoupokeitandbuttersquirtsout.我点了那种鸡肉一刺就有奶油啧出来的那种Notagooddayforbirds.今天真不是鸟儿的好日子ThenwewenttoBendel's.然后我们去精品店Youknow,itwasactuallyreall11AndItoldhimnotto,buthegotmeabottleofChanel.我告诉他不要,他还是买了香奈儿给我That'snice.Nowwasthatbeforeorafteryoutoldhim...真体贴.是在你跟他说之前还是之后送的...tostopcalling,stopsendingflowersandtoleaveyoualone?叫他别再打电话来,别再送你花,别再来烦你?Right.Well,weneveractuallygottothat.老实说我没机会开口Itwasjustsonicetoseehimagain.能再见到他的感觉真好AndItoldhimnotto,butheg12Itwascomfortableanditwasfamiliar.感觉是那么自在而熟悉Itwasjustnice.感觉真好That'snicetwice.你已讲了两遍Isn'tthisthesameBarrywhoyouleftatthealtar?他不是在圣坛前被你甩掉的巴瑞吗?Wherehaveyoubeen?你上哪儿去了?Itwascomfortableanditwas13Itwasdifferentwithhimtoday.今天和他在一起感觉不同Hewasn't,like,OrthodontistGuy.他今天不像是牙医Imean,wehadfun.Isthereanythingwrongwiththat?我们玩得很开心,这样有什么不对吗?-Why?-Ihavemyreasons.-为什么?-我有我的理由He'sengagedtoanotherwoman...他订婚的对象…Itwasdifferentwithhimtoda14...whohappenstobeyourex-bestfriend?是你前任的知己呢?Allright.Iknowit'sstupid.好吧!我知道这样做很傻I'llseehimthisafternoonandputanendtoit.我下午去找他谈分手I'mnotcrazy,right?Imean,itwasneverlikethat.我不疯狂吧?我从未像这样No,itwasn't.从未...whohappenstobeyourex-b15Itwassonicehavingthislittlesinkhere.这儿有个小水槽真好Thenwithauthority,hangup.还挂着…证书Willyoujustleaveherthemessage?你到底留言不?Okay.Allright,fine.好的,这就说"Oh,Danielle,Iwasn'texpectingthemachine.丹妮尔,没想到是答录机接的Itwassonicehavingthislit16Givemeacallwhenyougetachance.有空请回电Bye-bye.再见Oh,God.哦,天哪That'swhatyou'vebeenworkingonfortwohours?你这两小时都在忙这个?Hey,I'vebeenhoning.我在演练Givemeacallwhenyougeta17-Whatwaswiththedishes?-ShemightthinkI'minarestaurant.-和盘子有何关系?-我要她以为我在餐厅Imighthavealife.LikeIhaven'tbeensittinghere...我过着不错的生活...honingforthelasttwohours?不是只在这儿演练数小时的样子-Thetelescopeguy'sdoingitagain.-Oh,myGod.-看,又是那个拿望远镜的人.-哦,我的上帝Goaway.Stoplookinginhere.拜托,走开,别再往这儿看-Whatwaswiththedishes?-Sh18Great.Nowhe'swavingback.这下可好,他也挥手了Wegottadosomething.我们得想办法阻止他Icaughthimlookingintoourplace.IfeellikeIcan'tdostuff.早上我逮到他往这儿看真是令我毛骨惊然,我感觉自己无法办事Whatkindofstuff?什么样的事情呀?Willyougrowup?I'mnottalkingaboutsexystuff...成熟点行吗,我不是指性Great.Nowhe'swavingback.这19...but,like,whenI'mcookingnaked.我只是光着屁股做饭Youcooknaked?你光着屁股做饭?Yeah,toast,oatmeal.Nothingthatspatters.对,吐司,燕麦,不会溅出来的东西Whatareyoulookingatmefor?Ididn'tknowthat.看我干嘛?我毫不知情What'sthematter?怎么了?...but,like,whenI'mcooking20IjustOh,Barry,thiswasnotgood.巴瑞,这样不好No,itwas.Itwasvery,verygood.不,不好.是非常非常不好-WhataboutMindy?-WaybetterthanMindy.-明蒂呢?-我们干得比明蒂好多了Imean,whataboutyouandMindy?不,我是指你和明蒂Ifyouwant,I'llbreakitoffwithher.如果你愿意我就和她分手IjustOh,Barry,thiswasnotg21No,don'tdothat.Notforme.万万不行,别那样做.别为我那样做Dr.Farber,BobbyRushishereforhisadjustment.法大夫,巴比来做调整Thanks,Bernice.谢谢Let'sgoawaythisweekend.我们周末去渡假-Thisisallwaytoo-No,wecangotoAruba.-巴瑞,这样太…-不,或许我们可以去阿鲁已No,don'tdothat.Notforme.22WhenIwentthereonwhatwould'vebeenourhoneymoon...我在“蜜月”时去过了...itwasreallynice.Youwould'velikedit.感觉很棒,你一定会喜欢的Ihadabra.我本来有穿胸罩Hey,Dr.Farber.法大夫Allright,MissGreene,everythinglooksfine.格林小姐,看来一切正常WhenIwentthereonwhatwoul23We'restartingtoseesomerealprogress.进步许多-What?-I'm12,I'mnotstupid.-干嘛?-我十二岁了,我不笨CanIuseyourphone?能借用你的电话吗?Forfuturereference,thatthinginyourhand...我指点你一下,你拿的那支…...canalsobeusedasaphone.…也可以当电话使We'restartingtoseesomerea24Yes,it'sworking.这电话没问题啊-Whyisn'tshecalling?-Maybeshenevergotyourmessage.-她为何不回电?-或许她没听到你的留言Callhermachine,andifshehasalotofbeeps...如果愿意你可以打给她的留言机如果她听见许多哔声...thatmeansshedidn'tgethermessagesyet.那代表她或许没听见留言-Doesn'tthatmakemeseem?-Desperate?Needy?Pathetic?-难道你不认为这样会使我感觉有点-绝望,渴望,可悲?Yes,it'sworking.这电话没问题啊-Wh25Youobviouslysawmypersonalad.你显然看过我的霉友启事Howmanybeeps?哔几声?Sheanswered.她接的Thisiswhereyou'dusethat"hello"word.此时你该向她打招呼才对Iwon'ttalktoher.Shegotmymessage...我不能跟她讲话,她显然听到我的留言Youobviouslysawmypersonal26...andischoosingnottocallme.NowI'mneedyandsnubbed.而且选择不回电,我既渴望又被人冷落God,Imissjustbeingneedy.我真想念纯渴望的滋味Sohow'dhetakeit?嘿,他表现如何?Prettywell,actually.事实上,还不错Howcomeyouhavedentalflossinyourhair?你头发上为何有牙线?...andischoosingnottocall27Oh,dol?有吗?-Weendeduphavingsexinhischair.-Youhadsexinhischair?-我们在他椅上做爱-你们在他椅上做爱?Isaidthatalittletooloudly,didn'tl?我是否说得太大声?Youhadwhat?你们什么?Sexinhischair.在他椅上做爱Oh,dol?有吗?-Weendeduphav28What...?Whatwereyouthinking?你到底在想什么?Idon'tknow.Westillcareabouteachother.我也不知道,我们仍在乎对方There'sahistorythere.It'slikeyouandCarol.我们曾相爱过,就像你和卡萝一样It'snothinglikemeandCarol.不,不像我和卡萝Ifshesaidtoyou,"Ross,Iwantyouonthiscouch...如果她说:罗斯我要你躺在这沙发上What...?Whatwereyouthinkin29...righthere,rightnow,"whatwouldyousay?此时此地,你会怎么回答?Ifithelps,Icouldslideover.如果需要我可以过去点It'satotallydifferentsituation.It'sapplesandoranges.这完全是两回事,这是苹果和桔子It'sorthodontistsandlesbiansIgottago.牙医和女同志,我走了-Whereareyougoing?-Ijusthavetogo.-你要上哪儿去?-我就是要走,行吗?...righthere,rightnow,"wha30Ihavethingstodowithmylife.我有自己的人生要过Ihaveajam-packedschedule.我有许多事要做AndIamlateforkeepingupwithit,okay?被某事耽搁了Mindy.明蒂Howareyou?你好Ihavethingstodowithmyli31Yes,Iheard.Congratulations.Thatissogreat.对,我听说了,恭喜.这真是太好了Really,oh,God真的,哦,上帝啊I'mworkingtomorrow,butifyouwant,youcancomebyifyou'dlike.我明天要上班,如果愿意可以到店里Great.太好了Great.太好了Yes,Iheard.Congratulations.32SoI'llseeyoutomorrow.明天见了Okay.Bye.ok,再见Oh,God.Oh,God.天呀天呀天呀Sohow'sMindy?明蒂好吗?Shewantstoseemetomorrow.Shesoundedweird.IgottacallBarry.她明天想见我,她的语调好诡异,我得打电话给巴瑞SoI'llseeyoutomorrow.明天见了33It'sme.IjustMindy.是我,我只是,明蒂Mindy.No,Ifiguredthat'swhereyou'dbe.明蒂.我想你可能会在那儿Hellisfilledwithpeoplelikeyou.你这种人都该下地狱He'sback.Thepeeper'sback.偷窥狂又出现了,蹲下-Getdown.-Getdown?-蹲下?-蹲下?It'sme.IjustMindy.是我,我只是,34Andboogie.接着跳舞IgottagoandgetmyeyesscratchedoutbyMindy.我得去上班,接受明蒂的审判Shemaynotevenknow.放轻松,或许她还不知道Ihaven'theardfromherinsevenmonths,whatelseisitabout?拜托,我们七个月来没连络过她突然打电话来还会有什么事呢?Shewasmybestfriend.她曾是我最要好的朋友Andboogie.接着跳舞Igottagoa35Wewenttocamptogether,shetaughtmehowtokiss....我们一起去夏令营,她教我如何亲吻Now,youknow,I'm,like,theotherwoman.是吗?如今我像是成了第三者-Ifeelso-Naughty.-我感觉自己很…-顽皮-Seeyoulater.-I'llwalkwithyou.-回头见了.-我和你一起出去Whenshetaughtyoutokiss,wereyouwearinganykindoflittleuniform?她在夏令营时教你亲吻,你穿着制服,或着…Wewenttocamptogether,she36That'sfine,yeah.没事了.I'mgoingtothebathroom.Willyouwatchmyphone?我要上洗手间,帮我守着电话好吗?-Takeitwithyou.-Wehaven'thadaseconddate...-你何不带进去?-我们还没第二次约会-...sheneedstohearmepee?-Whydon'tyoucallher?-她需要听到我尿尿的声音吗?-何不干脆打给她?Ican't.Ileftamessage.Ihavesomepride.我已留言,不能打给她.我有男性的尊严That'sfine,yeah.没事了.I'mgo37-Doyou?-No.-有吗?-没有Danielle,hi.丹妮尔It'sChandler.是我,钱德I'mfine.我很好Listen....听着…-Doyou?-No.-有吗?-没有Daniel38Idon'tknowifyoutriedtocallmebecause...我不知道你是否打过电话给我...Iaccidentallyshutoffmyphone.因为我是个白痴不小心把电话关了That'sfine.That'sgreat.Okay.好,太好了She'sontheotherline.She'sgonnacallmeback.她正在讲电话,等一下会回我电话She'sontheotherline,she'sgonnacallmeback.她正在讲电话,等一下会回我电话…Idon'tknowifyoutriedtoc39-Don'tyouhavetopee?-That'swhyI'mdancing.-你不想尿了?-这就是我跳舞的原因-Mindy.-Hey,you.-明蒂.-嗨,你好Hey,you.嗨,你好Sowhat'sup?什么事?Weshouldreallybesittingforthis.我们该坐下来谈-Don'tyouhavetopee?-That'40Sureweshould.当然啦I'mgonnaaskonce,andIwantastraightanswer.我只问一次,我希望你直接回答NotlikewhenIaskedifthoseredpantsmademyasslookbig.这好像在问,红色短裤是不是让我的屁股显得大一些一样Iknowthingshavebeenweird...我感觉最近有点奇怪...butyou'remyoldestfriend,exceptforLaurie...你是我认识最久的朋友,除了萝瑞之外Sureweshould.当然啦I'mgonna41...who'sbitterbecauseshelostweight...她虽已减肥成功...anditturnsout,shedoesn'thaveaprettyface.但是,脸蛋依然丑陋-Okay,I'mjustgonnasayit.-Okay.-我要说了啊.-好的Willyoubemymaidofhonor?愿意当我的伴娘吗?-Ofcourse.-That'ssogreat.-当然!-太好了...who'sbitterbecauseshelo42Itis.Itis.Itis.这是,这是,这是-That'sallyouwantedtoask?-That'sall.-这就是你想问我的事?-对,就这样-What?-That'snotall.-怎么了?-不,不只这样-Oh,sureitis.-Oh,no,itisn't.-当然是的-也不全是IthinkBarry'sseeingsomeoneinthecity.我认为巴瑞有其他的女人Itis.Itis.Itis.这是,这是,这是43Whatwouldmakeyouthinkthat?你怎会这样想?Sincetheengagement,he'sactedweird.宣布订婚后他就变了样Andthenlastnight,hecamehomesmellinglikeChanel.昨晚他回家时有香奈儿的味道Really?真的?Ifit'llmakeyoufeelanybetter...如果这样能让你好过点Whatwouldmakeyouthinkthat44...whenBarryandIgotengaged,hewasweirdtoo.我和巴瑞订婚时他也变了样Oh,God.That'swhatIwasafraidof.瞧,这就是我最担心的What'swhatyouwereafraidof?什么?你担心什么?WhenBarrywasengagedtoyou,heandl...巴瑞和你订婚时,我跟他…...kindofhadalittlethingontheside.…正在偷偷恋爱...when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