小黄人1中英对照台词

小黄人1中英对照台词小黄人1中英对照台词小黄人1中英对照台词小黄人1中英对照台词编制仅供参考审核批准生效日期地址：电话：传真:邮编:Justin!贾斯汀!Quick,honey,takemypicture.Igotthepyramidinmyhand.快，宝贝，照张相，我手托金字塔Justin,yougetbackhererightnow!贾斯汀，你马上给我回来!No,stop!不，快停下！No,no!Stophim!不，不！拦住他！Goback!Don'tclimb!快回来!别爬了！Wait,wait.等等，等等。Holdon.Easy,littleboy.等一下，别激动，小朋友Okay,stop,child!Stoprightthere.No!够了，快停下，小子！停在那。不！No,no,no!Therehegoes.不！不！不！掉下去了Justin!贾斯汀!I'vegothim!I'vegothim!我接了!我接了!OutrageinEgypttonightasitwasdiscovered今晚从埃及传来让人气愤的消息thattheGreatPyramidofGizahadbeenstolen吉萨金字塔已经被人偷走andreplacedbyagiantinflatablereplica.取而代之的是个巨大的充气山寨版Thereispanicthroughouttheglobe恐慌立刻传遍全球，ascountriesandcitizenstryto各地政府和民众都在尽力protecttheirbelovedlandmarks.保护他们珍爱的地标建筑Lawenforcementstillhasnoleads执法部门还是没有任何线索leavingeveryonetowonder,每个人都在好奇，whichoftheworld'svillains到底是哪个神偷大盗isresponsibleforthisheinouscrime会对这起十恶不赦的盗窃案负责Andwherewillhestrikenext他的下一目标又是哪里*I'mhavingabad,badday**今天，今天很糟糕**It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway**是时候让我为所欲为**SteamrollingwhateverIsee**把眼前的一切都粉碎*Freezeray!Freezeray!Freezeray!冰冻射线！冰冻射线！冰冻射线！*I'mhavingabad,badday**今天我没有开心很多**Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay**你要太在意，我也无话可说**Watch,thisissofuntosee**看看吧，看这多么快活**Despicableme**卑鄙的我*Morning,Gru!Howyoudoing早上好格鲁!你好吗Hello,Fred.你好弗雷德FYI（foryourinformation）,对了yourdoghasbeenleavinglittlebombsallovermyyard,你的狗狗在我满院子里拉地雷andIdon'tappreciateit.我可不欢迎它哦Sorry.Youknowdogs.Theygowherevertheywanttogo.真抱歉。你知道狗嘛。想去哪就去哪Unlessthey'redead.它们死了就不会了I'mjoking!我开玩笑呢！Although,itistrue.Anyway,haveagoodone.不过，也是事实。好了，好好养吧Okay.Yeah.好吧，好的*I'mhavingabad,badday**今天，今天很糟糕**It'sabouttimethatIgetmyway**是时候让我为所欲为**SteamrollingwhateverIsee**把眼前的一切都粉碎**Despicableme**卑鄙的我**I'mhavingabad,badday**我今天没有开心很多**Ifyoutakeitpersonal,that'sokay**你要太在意，我也无话可说**Despicableme**卑鄙的我*You'vegottobepullingonmyleg!这不是在跟我开玩笑嘛！Hello!Cookiesforsale.你好，卖饼干Goaway.I'mnothome.走开，我不在家Yes,youare.Iheardyou.没有，你在家，我听见你说话了No,youdidn't.Thisisarecording.不，你没听见。这是录音No,itisn't.-不，不是的。Yes,itis.-是的，这是Watchthis.Leaveamessage,beep.听着，请留言，哔Goodbye,recordedmessage.拜拜，录音Agnes,comeon.阿格蕾丝，快点啦Kyle!Baddog!No!No,no.Sit.Mymuffin.凯尔!你个破狗！不行！不，不。坐，是我的松饼Gru!格鲁!DrNefario.奈法里奥博士Iknowhowyoumustbefeeling.我了解你此刻心里的感受I,too,haveencounteredgreatdisappointment,我，也经历了同样的沮丧butinmyeyes,youwillalwaysbeoneofthegreats.但在我眼里,你一直都是最棒的WhatWhathappened什么发生什么事了It'salloverthenews!新闻都满天飞了！Somefellajuststoleapyramid.有人偷了金字塔They'resayinghemakesallothervillainslooklame.据说他让别的神偷都相形见绌Assembletheminions!Minions,assemble!全体集合!小子们，集合了Lookinggood,Kevin!HowisthefamilyGoodAllright.看起来不错！大家怎么样很好吧那就好That'smyBillyboy!Whatup,Larry我的比利小子在那儿！怎么样，拉里Hello,everybody!你们好，各位！Yeah,allright!Simmerdown.Simmerdown!好啦，很好！安静一下，安静！Thankyou,okay.谢谢大家，好的Now,Irealizethatyouguysprobablyheardabout我知道你们可能已经听说了thisothervillainwhostolethepyramids.有个大盗偷走了金字塔Apparently,it'sabigdeal.显然，这是一桩大案Peoplearecallingitthecrimeofthecenturyandstufflikethat.人们称之为世纪奇案什么的ButamIupsetNo,Iamnot!但我失望了吗不，我没有！Alittle,有一点点butwehavehadaprettygoodyearourselves,但是我们这一年也收获颇丰andyouguysareallrightinmybook.在我看来你们表现的也都不错No,noraises!得了，没有加薪！You'renotgoingtogetanyraises.你不会有加薪的Whatdidwedo我们做什么了Well,westoletheTimesSquareJumboTron!看看，我们偷了时代广场的大荧幕Nice!That'showIroll.不错!这就是我的范儿Yeah,youalllikewatchingfootballonthat,huh是吧，你们都喜欢用这个看足球，哈Butthat'snotall.但不止这个WestoletheStatueofLiberty,我们偷了自由女神像thesmallonefromLasVegas.拉斯维加斯那个小号的AndIwon'tevenmentiontheEiffelTower!至于埃菲尔铁塔更是无足挂齿！AlsoVegas.也是维加斯的小版Okay,Iwasn'tgoingtotellyouaboutthisyet,好了，我没打算跟你们讲这个的butIhavebeenworkingonsomethingverybig!但我一直专注于一件大事！Somethingthatwillblowthispyramidthingoutofthewater!比起件事，偷金字塔都是浮云！“击败”AndthankstotheeffortsofmygoodfriendDrNefario.谢谢我的好朋友，奈法里奥博士的努力Thankyou!谢谢你！Thereheis.He'sstyling.他在那里,他负责设计Now,wehavelocatedashrinkrayinasecretlab,听着，我们已经在一所秘密实验室里andoncewetakethisshrinkray,找到了一架光学微缩器，一旦搞到手wewillhavethecapability我们就有完全的能力topulloffthetruecrimeofthecentury.去完成真正的世纪奇案Wearegoingtosteal...我们要去偷.Wait,wait!Ihaven'ttoldyouwhatitisyet.等等，等等！我还没跟你们说是什么呢Hey.Dave,listenup,please.嘿,戴夫，听清楚，拜托Next,wearegoingtosteal,接下来，我们要偷的是pauseforeffect,为了效果，暂停一下themoon!月亮!Andoncethemoonismine,等月亮落入我的囊中theworldwillgivemewhateverIwanttogetitback!世人就会为了重的月亮满足我的要求AndIwillbethegreatestvillainofalltime!我会成为史上最伟大的神偷!That'swhatI'mtalkingabout那就是我要说的Yes怎么了Hello,Gru喂，格鲁I'vebeencrunchingsomenumbers,我这里算了算andIreallydon'tseehowwecanaffordthis.好像我们的钱真的不够的Itcan'tbedone.I'mnotamiracleworker.这事儿成不了的。我没有办法创造奇迹Hey,chillax.嘿，放松点I'lljustgetanotherloanfromthebank.Theyloveme!我再找银行贷款就行。他们喜欢我！Edith,stopit!伊迪斯别这样！WhatI'mjustwalking.怎么了我不过在走路而已Hi,MissHattie.We'reback.-嗨，海蒂小姐。我们回来了Hello,girls!你们好姑娘们Anybodycometoadoptuswhilewewereout我们出去的时候有人来申请收养吗Letmethink.No!让我想想。没有!Edith!Whatdidyouputonmydesk伊迪斯，你在我桌上放的是什么Amudpie.稀泥馅饼You'renevergonnagetadopted,Edith.没人会来收养你的，伊迪斯，Youknowthat,don'tyou你知道这点，不是吗Yeah,Iknow.是啊，我知道Good.很好So,howdiditgo,girlsDidwemeetourquotas生意如何，姑娘们达到标准（定额）了吗Sortof.算是吧Wesold43mini-mints,30choco-swirlies,我们卖了43块小薄荷糖，30块可可曲奇and18coco-nutties.，18块椰子饼干Okay.好吧Well,yousaythatlikeit'sagreatsaleday.嗯，你说得像是今天做了几笔大生意Lookatmyface!看看我的脸Doyoustillthinkit'sagreatsaleday你还觉得今天这几笔生意就足够了吗Eighteencoco-nutties.18块椰子饼干Ithinkwecandoalittlebetterthanthat,don'tyou我觉得我们还能卖的再多一点点，是吗Yeah.Wewouldn'twanttospendtheweekendintheBoxofShame,是的.我们不想在羞羞盒里过周末，wouldweNo.是吗当然不想No,MissHattie.-不想哈蒂小姐Okay,good.Offyougo.Gocleansomethingofmine.好的，很好，你们走吧。帮我搞搞卫生Hi,Penny.嗨，佩妮-Hi,guys.嗨，你们好Hello,Mom.Sorry,Imeanttocall,but...喂，妈，真抱歉，我本来要给你打电话的。可是...Ijustwantedtocongratulateyouonstealingthepyramid.我只是想恭喜你偷了金字塔Thatwasyou,wasn'tit是你干的，不是吗Orwasitavillainwho'sactuallysuccessful还是哪个真正成功的江洋大盗干的Justsoyouknow,Mom,Iamabouttodosomething我就要你知道，老妈，我要去做一件that'svery,verybig,veryimportant.非常，非常伟大，非常重要的事Whenyouhearaboutit,you'regoingtobeveryproud.等你听说了，你会非常骄傲的Goodluckwiththat.Okay,I'moutofhere.那祝你好运。好了，我挂了GrutoseeMr.Perkins.格鲁求见珀金斯先生Yes,pleasehaveaseat.好的，请您先坐一下That'sonesmallstepforman,我迈出的一小步onegiantleapformankind.将是人类的一大步Ma,somedayI'mgoingtogotothemoon.妈，总有一天我会登上月球的I'mafraidyou'retoolate,Son.恐怕你已经太晚了，儿子NASAisn'tsendingthemonkeysanymore.美国宇航局已经不送猴子上太空了Hey!I'mapplyingforanewvillainloan.嘿，我要申请一项新的大盗贷款。GobythenameofVector.借款人威克托It'samathematicalterm,这名字取义于一个数学术语aquantityrepresentedbyanarrow,由箭头代表的数字，withbothdirectionandmagnitude.有方向和大小Vector!That'sme,就是矢量的意思!就是我causeI'mcommittingcrimes我的犯罪withbothdirectionandmagnitude.既引领方向又彰显不朽Oh,yeah!哦，耶！Checkoutmynewweapon.给你看看我的新武器Piranhagun!Oh,yes!水虎鱼手枪！哦，没错！Fireslivepiranhas.Everseenonebefore发射活的水虎鱼。见过吗No,youhaven't.Iinventedit.不，你没见过。我发明的Doyouwantademonstration想看看演示吗Shoot!Sodifficult,sometimes,...该死！还真难，偶尔啦，togetthepiranhabackinsideofmy把水虎鱼给弄回来Mr.Gru,Mr.Perkinswillseeyounow.格鲁先生珀金斯先生请您去见他So,allIneedismoneyfromthebanktobuildarocket.所以，我要的银行的钱来建造火箭Andthen,themoonisours.然后呢，月球就是我们的了Wow!Well,verynicepresentation.哇噢，非常棒的演讲I'dliketoseethisshrinkray.我想看看光束微缩器Absolutely!Willdo.SoonasIhaveit.当然！没问题！到手就拿给你看Youdon'thaveit你还没有Andyetyouhavetheaudacitytoaskthebankformoney胆就那么大来银行要钱Apparently.显然是的Doyouhaveanyidea你明白ofthecapitalthatthisbankhasinvestedinyou,Gru银行给你投资了多少吗，Withfartoofewofyoursinisterplotsactuallyturningaprofit.只有你那极少数的阴险诡谋获得了收益HowcanIputitLet'ssaythisappleisyou.要我怎么忍受呢好比这个苹果是你Ifwedon'tstartgettingourmoneyback...如果我们不开始收回我们的资金。。。Getthepicture想像到了吧Look,Gru,thepointis,听着格鲁，重点在于，therearealotofnewvillainsoutthere,外面有很多的后起之秀youngerthanyou,hungrierthanyou,youngerthanyou.比你更年轻，比你饥渴，比你年轻LikethatyoungfellowouttherenamedVector.就像那个叫威克托的小伙子Hejuststoleapyramid!他才偷了一个金字塔！I'vegotit.I'vegotit.我明白了，我明白了So,asfarasgettingmoneyfortherocket...所以，至于贷款制造火箭。。。Gettheshrinkray,thenwe'lltalk.拿到光束微缩器再说Suckers!Suckers!蠢货蠢货Wegotit!我们拿到它了！WhatHey!Hey!What!Hey!什么嘿!嘿!什么!嘿!No,no,no!不！不！不！You!你！Now,maybeyou'llthinktwicebeforeyoufreezesomeone'shead!再想冷冻别人的时候可要三思Solong,Gru!再会，格鲁Quick!Wecan'tlethimgetaway!快点！我们不能让他逃跑！Upahead!Upahead!Fire!Fire,now!向上！向上！开火！开火，快！Youmissedme!没打中哦！Cometopapa!到爸爸这里来！Takethat.Howadorable.吃我一击。太可爱了Gotyouinoursights!Liketakingcandyfroma...看到你了!就像拿一块糖What什么Hey,Gru!Trythisonforsize!嘿格鲁！尝尝这个！That'sweird.Whatisgoing...这真奇怪，发生什么。。。Thisisclaustrophobic!这是幽闭恐怖症No,no,no!不，不，不！Toosmall!Thisistoosmallforme!太小了！这对我来说太小了！Ihatethatguy!我恨死那家伙了！andpleasewatchoverus,请守护我们，andblessthatwe'llhaveagoodnight'ssleep.保佑我们睡个好觉Andblessthatwhilewe'resleeping,保佑我们在睡觉的时候，nobugswillcrawlintoourears没有虫子爬到我们的耳朵里andlayeggsinourbrains.然后在我们的脑子里下蛋Great.Thanksforthatimage,Edith.太棒了。谢谢你描述这个景象，伊迪斯Andpleaseblessthatsomeonewilladoptussoon,保佑尽快有人领养我们andthatthemommyanddaddywillbenice而且爸爸妈妈是好人andhaveapetunicorn.然后有个宠物独角兽Amen.阿门*Unicorns,Ilovethem.Unicorns,Ilovethem**独角兽我爱独角兽，我爱它们**Uni,uni,unicornsIlovethem**独角，独角，独角兽，我爱你们**Uni,unicorns,Icouldpetone**独角，独角兽，我可以养一个**Iftheywerereallyreal**如果它们真的是真的**Andtheyare**而且它们是真的**So,IboughtonesoIcouldpetit**于是，我买一个。于是我养者它**Nowitlovesme.NowIloveit**现在它喜欢我，我也喜欢它*Don'tyou...Whatthe...你不什么Goodluck,littlegirls!祝你们好运，小女孩们！Whoa!Cool.哇噢！酷Hi!We'reorphansfromMissHattie'sHomeforGirls.你好！我们是哈蒂小姐少女收容站的孤儿Idon'tcare.Beatit!-我不在乎，滚开!Comeon!-拜托了！We'resellingcookies我们在卖饼干,so,youknow,wecanhaveabetterfuture.能有个更好的未来Wait,wait!Doyouhavecoco-nutties-等下，等下！你有椰果味的吗Yeah.-是的Lightbulb.有主意了DrNefario!纳法尼奥博士I'mgoingtoneedadozentinyrobotsdisguisedascookies!我需要一些小机器人伪装的饼干！WhatCookierobots!-什么-机器人饼干！Whoisthis-你是谁Oh,forgetit.-哦，算了吧Well,itappearsyouhaveclearedourbackgroundcheck,看起来你已经通过了我们的背景核对DrGru.格鲁医生AndIseeyouhavemadealist我发现你列出了一个ofsomeofyourpersonalachievements.关于你个人成就的表格Thankyouforthat.Ilovereading.谢谢你，我很愿意看看AndIseeyouhavebeengiventheMedalofHonor我发现你被授予了荣誉勋章andaknighthood.和骑士身份Youhadyourowncookingshow你有你自己的厨艺秀节目andyoucanholdyourbreathfor30seconds而且你可以憋气30秒It'snotthatimpressive.没什么了不起Idiot!傻瓜！Fight!Fight!Fight!Fight!打!打!打!Whatinthenameof...What这乱七八糟的都是些...什么Well,here'sthedealio.好吧，是这么回事Thingshavebeensolonelysincemywife,自从我的妻子Debbie,passedon.黛比，去世后，一切都是那么孤单It'slikemyheartisatooth,我的心就就好比牙齿一样andit'sgotacavitythatcanonlybefilledwithchildren.有一个蛀洞，只有用孩子才能填满它I'msorry.对不起Youareabeautifulwoman.DoyouspeakSpanish你是一个漂亮的女士。你会说西班牙语吗DoIlooklikeIspeakSpanish我看起来像会说西班牙语吗Youhaveafacecomounburro.你有一个驴脸Well,thankyou!谢谢你！Anyway,canweproceedwiththisadoption总之，我们能继续进行领养手续了吗So,soexcited!太，太兴奋了！PleasetellMargo,EdithandAgnestocometothelobby.请让玛戈伊迪斯和阿格蕾丝来大厅Ibetthemomisbeautiful!我打赌妈妈很漂亮！Ibetthedaddy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huge!

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great

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moon!

妈妈我画了张我登月的画Look

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out

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macaroni!

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on

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cars!

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the

bathtub.

这张他在浴缸里Look

at

his

little

buns.

看看他的小屁屁Mom.

Not

cool.

妈,这不好玩And

here

he's

all

dressed

up

in

his

Sunday

best.

这张，他穿着他最好的衣服He

looks

like

a

girl!看上去像个女孩Yes，

he

does.

An

ugly

girl!

没错一个丑丫头You're

funny!

你真可爱Yes!

Mine's

shaped

like

a

dead

guy!

太棒了这形状像个死人Mr.

Perkins,your

son

is

here.博金斯先生，您儿子来了Send

him

in.

让他进来Hey

Dad.

老爸You

wanted

to

see

me

你找我Yes

I

did

Victor.

没错维克多I

am

not

Victor

any

more.

我已经改名了Victor

was

my

nerd

name.

Now

I

am

Vector!

那是我过去的名字，现在我叫VectorSit

down!

给我坐下Do

you

know

where

the

shrink

ray

is

你知道微缩光在哪里吗Duh!

Back

at

my

place.

当然，在我家呢Oh

is

that

right

Back

at

your

place

That's

cool.

是吗在你家有意思I

guess

Gru

must

just

have

one

that

looks

exactly

like

it!我猜格鲁那个一定是个山寨的What

the...

什么Those

girls

sold

me

cookies!

我从那些丫头那买饼干了Do

you

have

any

idea

how

lucrative

this

moon

heist

could

be

你知道掠夺月球计划有多赚钱吗I

give

you

the

opportunity

of

a

lifetime

我把大好机会放在你面前and

you

just

blow

it!

你却搞砸了No

I

didn't.

我没有

Oh

really

是吗You

just

wait

until

Gru

sees

my

latest

weapon.

格鲁还没见过我的最新武器呢Squid-launcher!

Oh

yeah!

乌贼枪There's

a

squid

on

my

face!

我被乌贼袭击了Don't

worry.

别担心The

moon

is

as

good

as

ours.

月球是我们的囊中之物了Come

on

now

it's

bedtime.

该睡觉啦Did

you

brush

your

teeth

刷牙了吗Let

me

smell.

Let

me

smell.让我闻闻You

did

not!你没刷牙Put

on

your

PGs.

Hold

still.

Okay

seriously!

快换睡衣,别动,听话Seriously!

我是认真的This

is

beddie-bye

time

right

now.该睡觉了

I'm

not

kidding

around.

I

mean

it!

But

we're

not

tired!

我们还不困呢Well

I

am

tired.

我困了W