2022-2023学年四川省宜宾市成考专升本英语自考真题(含答案)

2022-2023学年四川省宜宾市成考专升本英语自考真题(含答案)学校:________班级:________姓名:________考号:________

一、单选题(20题)1.TomandJackarebothveryclever._________,Tomis____________Jack.

A.Allinall;asacleverboyas

B.Inotherwords;ascleveraboyas

C.Thatistosay;asacleverboyas

D.Inword;ascleveraboyas

2.While______ajob,thegraduatestudentgotanoffertostudyabroad

A.appliedforB.applyingtoC.appliedtoD.applyingfor

3.Busyastheyare,parentsshould______atleasttwohourstospendwiththeirchildren.

A.setoutB.setawayC.setasideD.setoff

4.______yourhomeworkandmakesurethatyoudon't______anymistakes.

A.Do;doB.Make;makeC.Make;doD.Do;make

5.—That'smewhenIgotmarried.SeewhatIlooklikenow!—Whynotgoonadiettogetinto______?

A.shapeB.formC.appearanceD.body

6.—What'sthechanceofthere______anelectionthisyear?—Ihavenoidea.

A.isB.tobeC.beingD.be

7.Little_________thattheirplanhasbeenDiscovered．

A.didtheysuspect

B.dothesuspect

C.dotheysuspect

D.theysuspect

8.-Betweenthetwopossibleplans,I‘mbound_____thesecondoneA.favouringB.tofavourC.forfavouringD.tofavouring

9.Sendmyregardstoyourwifewhenyou__________home．

A.wroteB.willwriteC.havewrittenD.write

10.Icanneverforget______thefamousactressduringhervisittoourschool．

A.havingbeenmetB.tomeetC.tohavemetD.meeting

11.Sicknessdeprivedme______thepleasureofseeingyou.

A.fromB.ofC.outofD.with

12.Mary，_________here——everybodyelse，staywhereyouare．

A.comeB.comesC.tocomeD.coming

13.Notuntilthisterm______torealizehowimportantthissubjectistohisfuturecareerasadiplomat.

A.hebeganB.didhebeginC.hehasbegunD.thathehasbegun

14.Wemust__earlyinthemorningsoastocatchthefirsttrain.

A．setup

B．setout

C．setabout

D．setaside

15.Thebankisreportedinthelocalnewspaper,_______inbroaddaylightyesterday.

A.beingrobbed

B.havingbeenrobbed

C.tohavebeenrobbed

D.robbed

16.—ThisismynewdogHisnameisWisdom—That'sinterestingWhy______didyougivehimsuchaname?

A.intheearthB.inworldC.onearthD.ontheworld

17.Noconclusionhasbeen______yet.

A.achievedB.reachedC.attainedD.arrived

18.Itisreportedthatmanyanewhouse_______atpresentinthedisasterareaA.arebeingbuilt

B.werebeingbuilt

C.wasbeingbuilt

D.isbeingbuilt

19.Inoticedhiseyes______,becausetheywereverylarge.

A.inparticularB.withparticularC.inspecialD.withspecial

20.Tomwasabouttoclosethewindows_______hisattentionwascaughtbyabirdA.whenB.suddenlyC.andD.till

二、翻译(10题)21.Itistheresultofthefloodthatmadepeoplefullyrealizetheimportanceofplantingtrees.

22.Iwouldbegratefulifyoucouldsendmeanapplicationform.andfurtherinformationaboutthesalaryandworkingconditions.

23.Thedemandforforeignexchangearisesbecauseacountry'sresidentswanttobuyforeigngoods.

24.他们正在寻找那逃掉的疯子。

25.Youcanchoosefivefromthesebooks.

26.因为我们的产品在国内外声誉颇佳，所以产品需求量逐年增加。

27.我刚从大学毕业，正在找一份有兴趣的、报酬高的工作。

28.Eventhebusiestgovernmentofficialorexecutivealwaystakesextratimetobepoliteandofferrefreshments(茶点).

29.Whileitcannotbescientificallyproven（ordisproved,forthatmatter.thatglobalwarmingcausedanyparticularextremeevent,wecansaythatglobalwarmingverylikelymakesmanykindsofextremeweatherbothmorefrequentandmoresevere.

30.Thebetterweunderstandourselves,theeasieritbecomestoliveuptoourfullpotential.

三、书面表达(10题)31.假设你是一个农村学生，进城看到河水被严重污染，请写一篇议论污染的日记。内容包括

以下几点：

1．河水颜色发黑，并发出臭味。

2．水里没有鱼，也没人游泳。

3．污染原因是附近的工厂往河里排放工业废水。

4．大家应保护环境，减少污染。

注意：

1．要符合日记的格式。

2．词数为l00左右。

32.你(LiYuan)丢失了钱包，需要写一个寻物启事。内容包括：

(1)丢失的时间和地点。

(2)描述钱包内外(钱包的颜色、钱包里的东西)。

(3)提供与失主联系的方式。

33.假设你是一名高中生，一次一位外国朋友问你，除了在学校学习英语还有什么其他途径可

以练习英语。请你根据提示用英语写出你参加“英语角”的情况。

提示：

1．“英语角”于两年前成立，许多中学生参加，有时也有一些大学生和外国友人来此。

2．活动时间：每周六上午。

3．活动内容：练习英语口语，谈论大家共同感兴趣的事情，交流学习英语的经验等。

4．谈谈你参加此项活动的体会。

注意．词数应为100左右

34.Ⅵ.Writing(25points)Directions:Forthispart,youaresupposedtowritealetterof100—120wordsbasedonthefollowingsituation.Remembertowriteitclearly.61．你是刘吉，工作是办公室职员，写封信给一位俱乐部的经理，内容包括：(1)最近很容易感到疲劳。工作十分紧张(如接待来访者、为总经理起草报告、归档各类文件)；(2)希望成为该俱乐部的一员，参加那里的活动；(3)你的嗜好和兴趣(如读书、唱歌、烹饪)；(4)希望他能给你提供更多的信息(如加入俱乐部的费用、俱乐部的一般活动时间和活动内容)。

35.假设你是Tom，将去上海旅游，写一封信给你在上海的朋友张强，告诉他你将乘火车于l0月21日上午8点到达上海，请他接你，并请他帮你安排21至24日的住宿（旅馆最好靠近市中心，房间可以小一些，但不要太贵）。此外，你还要他帮你订24日返回北京的火车票。

注意：词数应为100左右

Oct．15

DearZhangQiang，

Allthebest，

Tom

36.你（LiYuan）刚买了一块表，但你不满意，因为它总有毛病。写一封投诉信，其内容如下：

（1）买表的时间、地点；

（2）出现的问题；

（3）要求退货。

37.你(LiYuan)和几个朋友约定明天在人民公园野餐。你们的朋友Peter也应邀参加。你给他写封信，内容包括：

(1)说明野餐目的。

(2)说明路线。

(3)说明日期、时间。

38.Ⅵ.Writing(25points)Directions:Forthispart,youarcsupposedtowritealetterof100—120wordsbasedonthefollowingsituation.Remembertowriteitclearly.6.．写封信给你的朋友Glad，他下周一下午4点将从另一个城市乘飞机来看你，内容包括：(1)不能去机场接站，向他表示歉意；(2)临时要出差(具体内容)；(3)告诉他如何从机场来你家；(4)十分欢迎他到你家来。

39.写一篇有关压力的文章。内容包括：

(1)压力是什么?

(2)减压的办法。

40.描写一件你认为(或者你经历的、听说的)最有意思或最有意义的事。内容包括：

(1)何时、何事、何地。

(2)具体的事件经过。

(3)意义或意思所在。

四、翻译(20题)41.们必须提高产品质量，因为那些国家买家的质量意识都非常强。

A.Youhavetoraisethequalityofyourproductsbecausebuyersinallcountriesareverymuchquality-minded.

B.Youshouldrisethequalityofyourproductsbecausebuyersinthosecountriesareverymuchquality-minded.

C.Youhavetoraisethequalityofyourproductsbecausebuyersinthosecountriesareverymuchquality-minded.

D.Youshouldrisethequalityofyourproductsbecausebuyersinthosecountriesareverymuchquality-minded.

42.Theyfoundthatbyreproducingitselfatveryhighspeed,thevirushadmultipliedmorethanamilliontimeswithintwodays.

43.如果有足够的人力和资助，我们的目标一定能实现。

44.众所周知，贸易和专门化相辅相成，使我们每个人能使用更多的产品。

A.Asweallknow,tradeandspecializationgohandinhand,thatenableseachofustohavemoreproductstouse.

B.Asisknowntoall,tradeandspecializationgohandinhandandenableeachofustohavemoreproductstouse.

C.Likeweallknow,tradeandspecializationgohandinhandandenableeachofustohavemoreproductstouse.

D.Likeweallknow,tradeandspecializationgohandinhand,andwhichenableeachofustohavemoreproductstouse.

45.我要是当初坚持把法语学下来就好了。

46.Atthesametime,however,ourfingerswillgrowmoresensitivebecausetheyareusedagreatdealinmodernlife.

47.随着燃料价格的上涨，购车者买车的想法正在改变。

A.Withfuelpricesgoingup,carbuyersaregoingtochangetheirideasofbuyingacar.

B.Withfuelpricesgoesup,carbuyersarechangingtheirideasofbuyingacar.

C.Withfuelpricesgoingup,carbuyersarechangingtheirideasofbuyingacar.

D.Withfuelpricesgoesup,carbuyershavechangedtheirideasofbuyingacar.

48.我已尽了我最大的努力，因此如果我失败，我并不觉得有什么羞耻的。

49.Itisdeterminedthroughteststhattheharmfulsubstancesinafogdroplet,suchasacid,sodium,salt,amine,phenol,dustsandpathogenmicrobes,aredozensoftimesmorethanthatinanormalatmosphericwaterdrop.

50.为了安全起见，本电器装置只有正确安装在干燥阴凉的基座上才能运行。

A.Foryoursafe,theelectricalappliancecanonlybecorrectlymountedonadryandcoolbase.

B.Safely,theelectricalappliancecanonlybecorrectlymountedonadryandcoolbase.

C.Tobesafe,theelectricalapplianceonlycanbecorrectlyinstalledonadryandcoolbase.

D.Forthesakeofsafety,theelectricalappliancecanonlybecorrectlymountedonadryandcoolbase.

51.如果你想要节约钱，你最好买些二手书。_____________________________________________________________________________

52.Thedemandforforeignexchangearisesbecauseacountry'sresidentswanttobuyforeigngoods.

53.Agreatdealofresearchhasbeenperformedonthisquestion,andresultspointstothefollowinganswer:weperformthistaskthroughaspecialtypeofaveraging.

54.他们赞成采取严格的措施来控制污染。

55.Eighthoursisahappymean(中间值，平均数)betweentoomuchsleepandtoolittle.

56.Weinsistthatinternationaltradeshouldnotbeaone-waystreet.

57.Whileitcannotbescientificallyproven（ordisproved,forthatmatter.thatglobalwarmingcausedanyparticularextremeevent,wecansaythatglobalwarmingverylikelymakesmanykindsofextremeweatherbothmorefrequentandmoresevere.

58.Enclosedissomeadditionaltechnicalinformationonthewashingmachines.Pleasedonothesitatetocontactusifyourequireanyfurtherinformation.

59.Allthisaddsuptoagreatbarrierfortheteenagerwhowantstofindhisorherownpath.

60.Itistheresultofthefloodthatmadepeoplefullyrealizetheimportanceofplantingtrees.

五、阅读理解(5题)61.Intheauthorsopinion，teachersCanonlybepromotedDependingon________.

A.howwelltheygivetheirlectures

B.howwelltheygetalongwiththestudents

C.howmanypapersandbookstheyhavepublished

D.howwelltheyconducttheiracademicresearches

62.Whichofthefollowingsentencesiscorrectaccordingtothepassage?______

A.From.1710to1780,EuropeansoldierscameacrosssomeIndiangroupsinthewesternGreatLakes.

B.EuropeansoldierswerequitefriendlytotheIndiangroups.

C.TheIndiangroupshadnoleaders.

D.TheIndiangroupsonlyobeyedtheirowngods.

63.Whydidtheguardsshootattheprisoners?

A.Tobreakupafistfight.

B.Toprotectthemselves.

C.Topreventdeaththreats.

D.Tocoverupthefight.

64.

Thedoctorwasverysorrybecause______.

A.hedidn'tcurethelawyer'swife

B.thelawyer'swifewasbadlyiii

C.hekilledthelawyer'swife

D.thelawyerpaidnothingforhiswork

65.Howisablendedfamilyformed?

A．Ablendedfamilyisformedbytwosingle-parentfamilies.

B．Ablendedfamilyisformedbyanuclearfamilyandagrandparent．

C．Ablendedfamilyisformedbyanuclearfamilyandgrandparents．

D．Ablendedfamilyisformedbytwofatherlessfamilies.

六、作文(1题)66.Directions:Youaretowritein100-120wordsonthetopic

“FamilyEducation”.YoushouldbaseyourcompositionontheoutlinegiveninChinesebelow:1.

父母是孩子最好的老师；2.

父母的言行影响孩子；

参考答案

1.B

2.Dapplyto应用；applyfor申请

3.C

4.D解析：本题考查动词搭配。doone'shomework“做作业”；makemistakes“犯错误”。句意为：做作业，还要保证别犯错误。

5.A解析：shape意为“(女人的)姿态，身段”；form意为“形状，形态”；appearance意为“外表，样子”；body意为“身体”。由题意知应选A。

6.C

7.C

8.B

9.D本题考查时态。

【应试指导】句意：当你写信回家的时候，请代我向你的妻子问好。在时间状语从句中用一般现在时代替一般将来时。

10.D解析：forgetdoingsth．忘了已做过某事。注意区别forgettodosth。忘了而没有做某事。

11.B解析：本题考查动词固定搭配的用法。deprive后常接介词of，表示剥夺什么。

12.A本题考查祈使句型：

【应试指导】句意：Mary，到这里来，其余的人待在原处。根据句子的结构可判断出这是个祈使句。所以要用动词原形开头。Mary在句中不是

主语，而是“呼语”。

13.B解析：表示否定的副词前置于句首，句子需要不完全倒装，即助动词提前。其余选项均可排除。除Notuntil外还有never，seldom，rarely，seldom，no，little，hardly，innotime等否定副词或结构放在句首时，句子需要部分倒装。

14.Bsetout意为“出发，动身”。

15.C

16.C

17.B解析：本题考查固定搭配的用法。当否定词位于句前时，得出结论应用reach/achievein/arriveatconclusion，故选B。

18.D

19.Ainparticular是固定搭配，意为“特别地”。

20.A

21.正是这场洪水造成的后果使人们充分认识到植树的重要性。正是这场洪水造成的后果使人们充分认识到植树的重要性。

22.如果贵公司能惠寄求职表并告知有关薪水和工作条件的情况本人将不胜感激。如果贵公司能惠寄求职表并告知有关薪水和工作条件的情况，本人将不胜感激。

23.外汇需求的产生是由于一个国家的居民想购买外国商品。外汇需求的产生是由于一个国家的居民想购买外国商品。

24.Theyaresearchingfortheescapedlunatic

25.你可以从这些书中挑选五本。

26.Asourproductshaveagoodreputationbothathomeandabroad,theirdemandisincreasingyearbyyear.

27.I’vejustgraduatedfromcollege,andI’mlookingforaninterestingandwell-paidjob.

28.即使是最繁忙的行政官员或企业的主管总是会抽出点额外的时间为客人提供茶点以示礼貌。

29.尽管在科学上还无法证明（或否定）是全球变暖导致了某些特定的极端天气，我们还是可以说全球变暖很可能使多种极端天气发生得更频繁、更恶劣。

30.我们对自己了解得越多就越容易充分发挥自己的潜力。我们对自己了解得越多，就越容易充分发挥自己的潜力。

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32.Ilostmypurse.Itisblackandredanditsshapeistriangle.

IthinkIleftitsomewhereinthelibraryyesterdayafternoonwhenIwasinahurrytoborrowbooksandwalkedupanddownstairstolookformaterialstobeusedinmymathcourseandoccupiedseatsfortheeveningstudywithmybooks.

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Ifanyonegotitorknewanyoneelsewhogotit,pleasecallmeat80967521atanytime.Thankyou.

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TherewepractiseourspokenEnglish，talkaboutwhatweareinterestedin，exchangeourexperienceinlearningEnglishandsoon.I"velearnedalot.

IhavegreatlyimprovedmyselfinEnglishsinceIvisitedit.Itisreallyagoodhelptome.

34.Ⅵ．Writing2006年末最新颁布的《全国各类成人高等学校招生复习考试大纲(专科起点升本科)》对英语短文写作(第六部分)的要求为：一个小题，满分25分，要求考生根据所给题目或提出的条件(即情景)写出一篇100～120问的短文。同时还要求，在短文写作中，要考虑“文章的特定文体格式”。“根据所给题目或提出的条件”可意指英语命题作文写作，通常以论说文、说明文写作格式为主，内容一般涉及公众关注的话题；还可意指英语信函、便条写作，通常以英语信函写作中常用的“混合式”格式为主，内容一般涉及人们日常生活中的交往问题新大纲指的是后者。在具体短文写作时考生应注意以下方面：(1)避免使用“过分”词句，语言要简明扼要有些英语初学者会觉得，在英语短文写作中，使用的“大问”越多，水平就越高，这是一种不正确的看法，因为这会在英语短文写作中导致“过分”用词的问题。考生作文在内容上要能够做到紧扣命题或情景，应采取语言简明扼要的行文方式。下面列出一些在写作时提倡和不提倡使用的词语：括弧中的词语为提倡使用的词语

括弧中的词语为提倡使用的词语inregardto(about,concerning)

withregardto(about,concerning,on)inrelationto(toward,to)

inconnectionwith(about,of,in,on)onthepartof(for,among)

withreferenceto(on,about,concerning)inviewof(because,since)

intheeventof(if)inorderto(to)

onbehalfof(for)inaccordancewith(with,by)

bymeansof(with,by)inthecaseof(if,in)

inthematterof(in)intheamountof(for)

forthepurposeof(for)inthemajorityofinstances(usually)

inanumberofcases(some)onafewoccasions(occasionally)

inthetimeof(during)(2)不使用缩写形式等过于口语化的字词①一般不应使用缩写形式，如：不应使用"itdidn't”，而应使用“itdidnot”；不应使用"they've”，而应使用"theyhave"等。②一般不应使用表示犹豫不决的短语，如：er，um，well，youknow...，andsoonsoforth，andetc．等(3)避免中文式的“铺垫”“铺垫”、“迂回”或“画龙点睛”等写作方法在中文短文写作中无可非议，但不能使用在英语短文写作中。例如，中文信件的开头方式通常会是“你好!前日收到你的来信，深感欣慰。好久没有给你写信了。不知你的……如何?”等，此类句式不应在英语信函短文写作开头处使用。原因是，此种方式会浪费篇幅。考试中英语短文写作有字数限制，写得太长同样会被扣分。在进行信函短文写作时，考生应注意以下方面：(1)短文写作情景分析中文情景写作中需要直接表述和需要拓展表达的内容。(2)确定信函短文写作的谋篇布局信函短文写作的谋篇布局的含义为信函写作格式。信函短文写作采用的是英语信函写作中的“混合式”。(3)进行语言转换和拓展(4)信函短文合成61．参考范文DearClubManager,

January16,2007Ihopetojoinyourclubandattendtheactivitiesthere.Iworkasanofficeclerk.Ihavebeenprettybusyrecently.EverydayIhavetoreceivemanyvisitorsandfileplentyofpapers.Ihavetodraftareportforthegeneralmanageralmosteveryweek.IamsobusythatIfeelmuchtenseandbecometiredeasily.Iwanttobecomeamemberofyourclubtochangemysituation.Ihavesomehobbiessuchasreadingbooks,singingandcooking.Iwishyoucouldsendmesomeinformationaboutthecosttogetthemembership,thegeneraltimetablefortheclubanditsnormalactivities.Lookingforwardtoyourearlyreply.Warmregards.Yours,LiuJi(信体正文字数:119words)

35.Onepossibleversion:

DearZhangQiang，

Howareyoudoingrecently?I"mplanningtogotoShanghaiandlookaroundinthecityforafewdays.I"11takethetrainandarriveat8o"clocka.m.onOctober21st.Willyoupleasecomeandmeetmeatthestation?I"mgoingtostayinShanghaitillOctober24th.Pleasehelpmebookahotelroom.Ihopetostayinahotelaroundthedowntownareabutthepriceshouldn"tbeveryhigh.Idon"tmindiftheroomissmall.Besides，canyoubookaticketformebacktoBeijingon24th?

Allthebest，

Tom

36.ToWhomItMayConcern:

Threedaysago，IjustgotthewatchIorderedfromyourstore.Yousentitontimeandthanksforthat.ButIfoundseveralproblems.First，thecolorisnotwhatIwanted.Iwantedgolden，butyougavemesilverinstead.IthoughtthatwouldbeOK，ifeverythingelseisgoodenough.Thestrangerthinghappens.Thewatchgetsfiveminutesslowereveryday，soIhavetokeepcorrectingit.Becauseofthis，Ifeelnervousaboutbeinglateforwork.Ireallycannotstanditanylonger.SoIhavetowritethislettertorequestgivingthewatchbacktoyouandfullmoneybacktome.

Alongwiththeletteristhecopyoftheorder.

Thankyou.Iamlookingforwardtohearingfromyou.

Yourssincerely，

LiYuan

37.DearPeter,

We'resogladyou'recomingtojoinustomorrow.Hereishowyoucanfindus.We'llhaveourpicnicinthePeople'sPark.Youknowwhereitis,don'tyou?Afteryouentertheparkbythemaingate,walkstraightontillyoucometoastream.Crossthestreamandturnright.Afterwalkingforawhileyou'llcometoalake.We'llhaveourpicnicthereinthesmallwoodsbythelake.I'msureyou'llhavenotroublefindingus.Docome!

Yours,

Lihua

38.61.

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39.Stressisaforce,pressureortensionthatmakespeoplefeeldepressedorworried.Itcanmakepeoplephysicallyormentallyill.Buthowdowegetridofit?Thereareseveralways:

Travellingisaneffectivewaytoreduceanykindofstress.Planningthetripgivespeopleanexcitingmoodthatinspiresthemtobeactive.Byescapingfrompressure,theirmindwillberefreshedandpositive.

Gardeningisanotherfavorablewayoftreatingstress,becauseitprotectspeoplefrommentalandphysicalproblems.Flowersgivepeopleapeacefulandcheerfulfeeling,andthesunshinestrengthenstheirbodiestoresistthestresses.

Forreducingastressfullife,peopleshouldlivewiththesimplewaysthatareallaroundthem.

40.OnethingshockedmeintheAmericaistheculturedifferencebetweenChinaandAmerica.

OneofmyAmericanfriends,aprofessorinauniversity,hasaboyatfivewhenIwasthere.Suchalittleboyhadagirlfriendatfivetoo.Theboyalwaysinvitedherwhereverhisfamilywent.ThelittleboyintroducedhertomewhenImetherthefirsttime,"Thisismygirlfriend."Icouldn'thelplaughing.Heseriouslyansweredmylaugh:“DoyouthinkI'llmarryher?No