英语听力mp3下载练习材料

1、英语听力mp3免费下载练习资料TheEnglishhumour英国人的幽默FunseemstobethepossessionoftheEnglishrace.FunisJohnBulllsideaofhumour，andthereisnointellectualjudgmentinfun.Everybodyunderstandsitbe-causeitispractical.Morethanthat，itunitesallclassesandsweetensevenpoliticallife.TostudytheelementalformofEnglishhumour，youmustlookt

2、otheschool-boy.Itbeginswiththepracticaljoke，andunlessthereissomethingofhisnatureaboutit，itisneverhumourtoanEnglishman.InanEnglishhousehold，funisgoingallthetime.Theentirehouseresoundswitnit.Thefathercomeshomeandthewholefamilycontributetotheamusement;puns，humoroususesofwordslittlethingsthataremeaningl

3、essnonsense，ifyoulikeround，andeveryoneenjoysthemthoroughlyforjustwhattheyare.TheScotcharedevoidofthistrait，andtheAmericansseemtobe，too.，fly逗乐儿忧如是英国人的本性，是典型的英国人所说的幽默，不需区分智力高低。它符合实质，人人都懂。不仅这样，它把各阶层人士联系在一起，甚至还使政治生活变得盎然幽默。要研究英国幽默的基础形式，你必定观察其教科书。教科书都是以符合实质的玩笑开头，若是这个玩笑无关于英国人本性，在英国人看来，就无幽默可言。在一个英国家庭里，逗乐儿无时

4、不在实行，整幢房子其喜洋洋。父亲回家了，全家人各显其能，津津乐道;双关语、俏皮话、大实话、空话废话满天飞，人人尽兴享受。苏格兰人没有这种性格，美国人生怕也没有。IfIhadthepowertogivehumourtothena-tionsIwouldnotgivethemdrollery，forthatisimpractical;Iwouldnotgivethemwit，forthatisaristocratic，andmanymindscannotgraspit;butIwouldbecontentedtodealoutfun，whichhasnointellectualelement，no

5、subtlety，belongstooldandyoungeducatedanduneducatedalike，andisthenaturalformofthehumouroftheEnglishman.，若是我有权恩赐此民族幽默的特质，那么我就不恩赐他们幽默的本事，因为那不的确质;我也不恩赐他们幽默的风格，因为那过于贵族魄力，以致多数人无法理解;我要满意如意地恩赐他们逗乐儿的本事，即不分智力高低，没有隐晦曲折，无论老少或受教育与否都能享受的英国式的自然幽默。LetmetellyouwhytheEnglishmanspeaksonlyonelanguage.Hebelieveswiththes

6、trongestconvictionthathisowntongueistheonethatallpeopleoughttospeakandwillcomeintimetospeak，sowhatistheuseoflearninganyother?Hebelievess，too，beenhisde-sirethatlargeportionsoftheworldshouldbeun-derhiscare，butastheyhavebeenthrustuponhimintheproceedingsofawiseProvidence，hemustdischargehisduty.Thistheor

7、yhasnten-dearedhimtoothersofhiskindbutthatisntamatterthatconcernshim.Hedoesntlearnanyotherlanguagebecauseheknowsthathecouldspeakitonlysoimperfectlythatotherpeoplewouldlaughathim，anditwouldneverdothatapersonofhisimportanceintheschemeoftheuni-verseshouldbemadetheobjectofridicule.，让我告诉各位为什么英国人只讲一种语言。因为英国人坚信，英语是各国人民都应该讲、而且早晚都会讲的语言，所以，学其他语言有什么用?他还认为，上帝已委派他成为全人类的主宰。从苏格兰人的立场来看，英国人每一个毛孔都发散着他是属于统治民族的信念。他诚然不想杷各国人民置于自己的监护之下，