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1、My Weird School Daze Book 7 Chapter 2-3ContentPart 1 pre-readingPart 2 while-readingPart 3 after-reading Part 1 Pre-readingWhats your favorite sport? How do you like Ping-Pong? Part 2While-readingChapter 2 The geniusI knew youd keep reading! When I opened the door to Mr. Klutzs office, Mr. Klutz was
2、 in there. Well, duh! Who else would be in Mr. Klutzs office? But thats not the amazing part. The amazing part is what Mr. Klutz was doing in his office.Chapter 2 The genius He was playing Ping-Pong with himself! Mr. Klutz had a Ping-Pong table in his office. He would hit the ball, and then he would
3、 run around the table to the other side and hit it back. Then he would run around the table and hit it back again to himself. Mr. Klutz is nuts.nuts /nts/ adj. 发狂的Chapter 2 The genius “Hello A.J.!” Mr. Klutz said when he noticed I was standing there. “Ping-Pong is great for getting rid of stress. Ha
4、ve a seat.” “Where did you get a Ping-Pong table?” I asked. “From Rent-A- Ping-Pong-Table,” Mr. Klutz replied. “You can rent anything.”get rid of 摆脱Chapter 2 The genius Mr. Klutz was all out of breath from running around the Ping-Pong table. He sat down and asked me about the weather and what I ate
5、for breakfast and other stuff that nobody would ever care about. Principals always make chitchat before they tell you the horrible thing that you did. Nobody knows why.chitchat /tttt/ n. 闲聊Chapter 2 The genius There was a knock on the door, and Ms. Coco came in. Shes in charge of the gifted and tale
6、nted program at Ella Mentry school. I didnt want to be in the G and T program, but she forced me. Ms. Coco made some chitchat with Mr. Klutz before she sat down. “A.J., we need to talk to you about something,” said Mr. Klutz. Uh-oh. Here it comes.in charge of 负责Chapter 2 The genius “Im sorry I put t
7、he worm in Emilys sneaker,” I told them. “You put a worm in Emilys sneaker?!” asked Mr. Klutz. “Of course not!” I replied. “Whatever gave you that idea?” “A.J., I called you down here because Ms. Coco showed me some of the poems you wrote,” Mr. Klutz said. “They are very interesting.”Chapter 2 The g
8、enius “Interesting” is an interesting word. It could mean something is really good, or it could mean something is really bad. You never know. So if youre not sure if something is good or bad, just say its interesting. Ms. Coco handed Mr. Klutz a sheet of paper. He read it out loud.Chapter 2 The geni
9、us Tomorrows Window People By Arlo Jervis Someone only fired should soft e hammer, Imagination! Because awkward autumn sudden neighbor remain, Fishhook! Glow shadow oatmeal tomorrow window people.oatmeal /tmi:l/ n. 燕麦片Chapter 2 The genius When he finished reading, the weirdest thing in the history o
10、f the world happened. Mr. Klutz and Ms. Coco started crying! I mean, tears were running down their faces. What a pair of crybabies. Theyre worse than Emily. “Thats the most beautiful thing I ever heard!” Ms. Coco said.Chapter 2 The genius The two of them were sobbing and blowing their noses into tis
11、sues. Well, they blew the snot from theirnoses into the tissues, not the noses themselves. If they blew their noses into tissues, their noses would fall off. That would be weird.Chapter 2 The genius The truth is, I didnt even write that dumb poem. My grandma got me some flash cards so I could practi
12、ce spelling words. We had an assignment to write poetry, and I didnt know what to write. So I threw the flash cards up in the air, scooped them up, and wrote down the words. It was a lot easier than writing real poems. “We think your poetry is brilliant, A.J.,” Mr. Klutz said.scoopup 铲起brilliant /br
13、lint/ adj. 精彩的Chapter 2 The genius “We want to have you tested,” said Ms. Coco. What?! Tested? “Do I have to pee into a cup?” I asked. “No, nothing like that,” Ms. Coco said. “A.J., we always knew you were gifted. Thats why we put you in the gifted and talented program. We want to have you tested to
14、 see if you might be a genius.” What?! A genius? Im not a genius! Im just a regular kid!Chapter 2 The genius “What kind of test are you gonna give me?” I asked. “Oh, were not going to give it to you,” Mr. Klutz said. “Who will?” I asked. And youll never believe who walked into the door at that momen
15、t. Nobody. Because if you walked into a door it would hurt. But youll never believe who walked into the doorway. It was Dr. Brad, our school counselor!Chapter 2 The genius Chapter 3 Dork School Dr. Brad looks like one of those mad scientists in the movies who straps people to a dentist chair and rem
16、oves their brain. Hes an old guy who wears a bow tie, suspenders, and those weird glasses that only cover one eye. Whats up with that? And he has crazy hair, like he put his finger into a lightbulb socket. Somebody should get that guy a comb for his birthday. He is scary looking. strap /strp/ v. 捆绑b
17、ow tie 领结socket /skt/ n. 插座Chapter 3 Dork School Dr. Brad isnt like a camp counselor. Camp counselors play games, sing songs, and take you on hikes. Dr. Brad is the kind of counselor who just talks to you, which is no fun at all. Talking is boring, especially when youre talking to grown-ups. Counsel
18、ors are for kids who are different. Like kids who are smarter or dumber than everybody else. Or kids who learn faster or slower than everybody else. Or kids whoChapter 3 Dork School have problems. Or kids who dont have problems. Or kids who are left-handed or color-blind. In other words, counselors
19、are for everybody. “So zees is zee young genius I heard about,” Dr. Brad said. He talks funny. Dr. Brad took out a magnifying glass and looked in my eyes. Then he looked in my ears. Then he looked in my month. Then he looked up my nose. Chapter 3 Dork School “You can tell if somebody is a genius by
20、looking at their boogers?” I asked. “Thats amazing!” “Aha-ha-ha-ha,” laughed Dr. Brad. “Most amusing.” “What if I am a genius?” I asked. “Would that mean I wouldnt have to go to school anymore because I already know everything?”Chapter 3 Dork School “No, no, no!” Dr. Brad said. “Zat vould mean vee v
21、ould zend you to a special school for genius kids.” “Did you ever hear of Dirk School, A.J.?” asked Ms. Coco. Dirk School?! Of course I heard of Dirk School. Everybody in our town knows about Dirk School. We call it Dork School. Its filled with genius dorks.Chapter 3 Dork School “Were afraid that we
22、 might be holding you back here at Ella Mentry School,” Mr. Klutz told me. “You always say school is boring.” “A.J., youre like a young flower,” Ms. Coco said. “If you went to Dirk, they would water you and give you sunshine to help you grow and bloom.”bloom /blu:m/ v. 开花Chapter 3 Dork School “I don
23、t want to be a flower!” I yelled. “I dont want to get watered! I want to stay here with my friends! Dork School is filled with dorks! I promise I wont say school is boring anymore. Please dont send me to Dork! Please? Please? Please?” “Calm down, A.J.,” said Ms. Coco. “Dr. Brad just wants to run a f
24、ew tests.” Chapter 3 Dork School I didnt want to go to Dork School. I decided that nobody would ever think I was a genius. I wouldnt let them. “I vant to ask a few questions, A.J.,” Dr. Brad said. “Vut is two plus two?” “Five,” I lied. “Hmmmmmmm,” said Dr. Brad.vant=wantvut=whatChapter 3 Dork School
25、 vould=would zee=the verd=wordvas=was Grown-ups always say “hmmmmmmm” when theyre thinking. Nobody knows why. “How vould you spell zee verd cat?” asked Dr. Brad. “D-O-G,” I lied. “Hmmmmmmm,” said Dr. Brad. “Who vas zee first president of zuh United States?”Chapter 3 Dork School “A penguin named Binky,” I lied. “Hmmmmmmm,” sai
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