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1、Chinglish Chinglish,即中式英语。学习者在写作中往往先用汉语打腹稿，或列出中文提纲，再把汉语一句句机械地转换成英语，带有明显的汉语痕迹，因而不能被以英语为母语者所接受。中式英语指带有中文语音、语法、词汇特色的英语，是一种洋泾浜语言。中式英语在英语被称为“Chinglish”，是汉语及英语的英文混合而成的合体字。 什么是Chinglish 世界上最强的中国式英文世界上最强的中国式英文 how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？怎么是你，怎么老是你？ you me you me. know is know no know is no kn

2、ow. 知之为知之，不知为不知知之为知之，不知为不知. WATCH SISTER表妹表妹American Chinese not enough. dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse son can make hole! 彼此彼此彼此彼此 美中不足美中不足 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！世界上最强的中国式英文世界上最强的中国式英文 go past no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过走过路过，不要错过 I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年我叫李

3、老大，今年25。 you have two down son. 你有两下子。你有两下子。 one car come one car go, two car pengpeng, people die. 车祸现场描述车祸现场描述 欢迎你到成都来。Welcome you to ChengDu.Welcome to ChengDu. 我会永远记住你的。I will remember you forever.I will always remember you.（no one can live forever） 祝你有个愉快的周末。 Wish you have a happy weekend. Wish

4、 you a happy weekend. 喏，给你。Here, give you. Here you are. 我很喜欢你。 I very like you.I like you very much. 黄头发 yellow hair Blond/blonde (female)我支持你。 I support you. I am behind you. I am with you. .If you no three no four, I give you some color to see see! 如果你不三不四，我给你点颜色看看好好学习，天天向上： good good study,day d

5、ay up! Funny English Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower（割草机） this afternoon? Mr.Smith: Yes. Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket（网球拍）, since you wont be needing it? 约翰逊先生：今天下午你准备用割草机吗？ 史密斯先生：是的。 约翰逊先生：太好了。既然您不用网球拍，那我可以借用一下吗？ English Humor Tom: William has asked me for a loan（贷款，借

6、款） of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? Jack: Certainly. Tom: And why? Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？ 杰克：当然应该了。 汤姆：为什么？ 杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。 I have a good friend, his name is *. one day ，I asked him ：“how to spell “pig”？Is p-u-g？” He

7、 answered quickly: no, is P - I - G. then I asked, are you sure? i think it is U? No, he said, pig is I 我有一个好朋友，他叫XXX。 有一天，我问他“pig的拼写是不是P-U-G？” 他回答，“不是，pig是P-I-G。” 然后我再问他“你确定？pig是U？” “不是，”他说，“pig是I。” Teacher: Tom, why are you so late for school todoay? And where is your homework book? Tom: Sorry, Miss. I met a robber(强盗) on my way to school this morning. Teacher: Oh, My Gosh! So terrible! Did he robbed anything from you? Tom: He.he robbed my homewor