【英语学习资料】老友记字幕Word版第一季第二十一集

1、怎么会有人知道你的信用卡号Howdsomeonegetaholdofyourcreditcardnumber?我也不知道你看他们花了多少钱Ihavenoidea.ButLookhowmuchtheyspent.莫妮卡冷静点好吗Monica,wouldyoucalmdown?信用卡部员说Thecreditcardpeoplesaidthat你只须为你买的东西付款youonlyhavetopayforthestuffthatyoubought.我知道只是他们花钱如流水Iknow,itsjustsuchrecklessspending.我想那小偷偷去你的信用卡时Ithinkwhensomeonest

2、ealsyourcreditcard早就忘了要小心谨慎吧.theyvekindofalreadythrowncautiontothewind.真是个呆瓜花了69.95元买神奇拖把Wow,whatageek.Theyspent$69.95onaWonderMop.我买的Thatsme.讨厌罗斯他又这么干了Oh,yuck.Ross,hesdoingitagain.马塞尔别再侵犯那盏灯了Marcel,stophumpingthelamp.别蹭了停下马塞尔过来马塞尔Stophumping.Now,Marcel,comeback,Comehere,Marcel.不别到我房里我去抓他出来Oh,no.Not

3、inmyroom.Illgethim.罗斯你得想方法别让他发春了Ross.Youvegottodosomethingaboutthehumping.怎么了这只是暂时的What?Itsjustaphase.我们当时也是这么说乔伊的Well,thatswhatwesaidaboutJoey.你们冷静点行吗这又没什么大不了Wouldyouallrelax?Itsnotthatbigadeal.-马塞尔停坏猴子-又怎么了-Marcel,stopit.Marcel.Badmonkey.-What?只能说我的“好奇乔治娃娃不再好奇了LetsjustsaymyCuriousGeorgedollisnolon

4、gercurious.莫妮卡你不是还在纠结吧Monica,youarenotstillgoingoverthatthing.-这女人过着我的生活-什么-Thiswomanslivingmylife.-What?她过着我的生活而且过得比我好Sheslivingmylife,andshesdoingitbetterthanme.看她买的戏票是我一直想看的戏Lookatthis.Look.ShebuysticketstoplaysIwannasee.她买衣服的那家店She,shebuysclothesfromstores我一直被售货员冷眼相待thatImintimidatedbythesalespe

5、ople.她花了300块买艺术用品Shespent$300onartsupplies.你又不是艺术家Yourenotanartist.要是有这些我或许已是艺术家了ImightbeifIhadthesupplies.我本可以过这样的生活我却没有Imean,Icoulddoallthisstuff.OnlyIdont.莫妮卡别泄气你活得很精彩Oh,Monica,comeon.Youdocoolthings.真的吗那我们来比一比好吗Really?Letscompare,shallwe?现在说好吗太晚了吧Oh,itssolateforshallwe.我到过公园骑马吗DoIhorsebackridein

6、thepark?-我在新学校上过课吗-没有-DoItakeclassesattheNewSchool?-No.太不公平了她拥有我想要的一切Thisissounfair!ShesgoteverythingIwant,而且她没有我那样的妈andshedoesnthavemymother.乔伊帕波尼如何HowaboutJoeyPaponi?不好还是太民族了No,stilltooethnic.我的经纪人认为我该取个中立点的名字MyagentthinksIshouldhaveanamethatsmoreneutral.乔伊瑞士如何JoeySwitzerland?an3fs16bord0fn微软雅黑fad

7、(0,0)b0pos(374,247)瑞士是著名中立国还有我觉得自己应该叫乔Plus,youknow,IthinkitshouldbeJoe.乔伊让我感觉像个小不点youknow,JoeymakesmesoundlikeImthisbigan8joey有小动物的意思可我不是whichImnot.乔乔乔斯大林如何Joe,Joe,JoeStalin?斯大林斯大林Stalin.Stalin.我听过这名字吗听起来好熟悉DoIknowthatname?Itsoundsfamiliar.反正我没什么印象Well,itdoesnotringabellwithme.乔斯大林JoeStalin.这名字太霸气了Y

8、ouknow,thatsprettygood.或许你愿意叫约瑟夫YoumightwannatryJoseph.约瑟夫斯大林JosephStalin.an3fs16bord0fn微软雅黑fad(0,0)b0pos(374,247)前苏联领导人-这名字多好记-没错-Ithinkyoudrememberthat.-Yes.?再见小鸟?由约瑟夫斯大林主演ByeByeBirdie,starringJosephStalin.约瑟夫斯大林参演?屋顶上的提琴手?JosephStalinistheFiddlerontheRoof.嗨对我是莫妮卡盖勒Hi.Yes,thisisMonicaGeller.我记得我有在

9、你们那里上课IbelieveImtakingsomeclasseswithyou,我想知道是哪些课andIwaswonderingwhattheywere.-你在干什么-好的太棒了-Whatareyoudoing?-Allright,great.太棒了非常感谢我要去上踢踏舞课Great.Thanksalot.Imgoingtotapclass.怎么你要和偷你信用卡的女人What,what,sothatyoucandancewiththewoman一起跳踢踏吗thatstoleyourcreditcard?这女人偷走了我的生活Thiswomansgotmylife.我得看看她长啥样Ishould

10、gettoseewhosheis.去邮局看啊她的照片一定挂在墙上Gotothepostoffice,Imsureherpicturesup.莫妮卡你知道吗你有点失控了Okay,Monica,youknowwhat,honey,yourekindalosingithere!你现在执着得有点诡异了Imean,thisisreallybecominglikeaweirdobsessionthing.这是疯狂我跟你说这叫做疯狂Thisismadness,itsmadness,Itellyou.上帝保佑莫妮卡别这么做FortheloveofGod,Monica,dontdoit.谢谢Thankyou.-

11、你想什么呢-百感交集-Whatdoyouthink?-Lotsofthings.-你认为哪个是她-有什么能效劳的吗-Whichonedoyouthinksheis?-MayIhelpyou?不必了谢谢我们是来参观的No,thanks.Werejustheretoobserve.舞蹈课怎么能参观你们要来参与Youdontobserveadanceclass.Youdanceadanceclass.那儿有没人穿的舞鞋Spareshoesareoverthere.什么意思Whatdoesshemean?我想她是叫我们参与到舞蹈课中IthinkshemeansYoudanceadanceclass.-

12、来吧来吧来吧-真的吗-Comeon,comeon,comeon.-Really?有看见哪个人像我的分身吗Doyouseeanybodyyouthinkcouldbeme?各位上回有人在教室留下空酸奶瓶Lasttimetherewereyogurtcontainerslyingaroundafterclass.-下不为例-说不定是她-Letsnothavethathappenagain.-Shecouldbeyou.开始吧Letsgetstarted.五六五六七八Five,six.Five,six,seven,eight.-我毫无头绪-我完全融入-Okay,Imnotgettingthis.-I

13、mtotallygettingit.你可曾觉得Didyoueverfeellikesometimes自己有时候毫无协调感youarejustsounbelievablyuncoordinated?怎么了他们踢你跟着踢就是了What?Youjustclickwhentheyclick.好了各位每个人找个舞伴Allright,people,noweveryonegrabapartner.我的亡母说就是你我跟瑞秋Allright.Andmydeadmothersaysyouareit.ImwithRachel.这下好体育课的旧事又重演了Great,itsgymclassalloveragain.没关

14、系你过来到前面和我一起跳Wellthatsallright,Youcancomeuptothefrontanddancewithme.我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦WhydontIjusttakeoffmyclothesandhaveanightmare?没关系没关系我来了Itsokay,itsokay.Imhere,Imhere.抱歉我迟到了ImsosorryImlate.我来了这个紧张的新人是谁Okay,hereIam.Sowhosthenewtensegirl?-你的舞伴-嗨我叫莫妮卡-Shesyourpartner.-Hi,ImMonica.莫妮卡啊Oh,Monica.嗨我叫莫.Hi,ImMo

15、n-.娜娜-莫娜娜-Nana.-Monana.-是荷兰语-你在开玩笑吧-ItsDutch.-Yourekidding.我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年IspentthreeyearsinAmsterdam.我是德裔宾夕法尼亚州人PennsylvaniaDutch.开始吧五六七八Andweredancing.Five,six,seven,eight.嗨Hi.-你上哪儿去了-我刚从兽医那回来-Hey.Wherehaveyoubeen?-Ijustgotbackfromthevet.她没叫你戴那种塑料大圆锥吧Shesnotgonnamakeyouwearabigplasticcone,isshe?她说马塞尔发

16、情不是暂时的ShesaysMarcelshumpingthingisnotaphase.显然他已性成熟了Apparently,hesreachedsexualmaturity.哇比你早哎Hey,hebeatyou.她说随着时间的推移Shesays,astimegoeson,他会越来越暴力侵略性越来越强hesgonnastartgettingagressiveandviolent.这代表什么So,whatdoesthismean?我们不能再养他了Ihavetogivehimup.我真不敢相信罗斯这太扯了Icantbelieveit,Ross.Thissucks.我不懂你也就刚养他Idontget

17、it,Imean,Youjustgothim.他怎会忽然成熟了Howcouldhebeanadultalready?我知道他曾经就是个小不点Iknow.Onedayhesthislittlething.不知不觉中这小不点抱住我大腿不撒手andbeforeyouknowit,hesthislittlethingIcantgetoffmyleg.你没什么方法继续养着他吗Isntthereanywaytokeephim?没有兽医说除非有个地方No.Thevetsaidthatunlesshesinaplace.让他能通过正常渠道.wherehehasregularaccess.开展一些猴类之爱.to

18、somemonkeyloving.否那么他会越来越残暴.hesjustgonnagetvicious.我得将他送到动物园Ijustgottagethimintoazoo.-如何把一只猴送进动物园-我知道-Howdoyougetamonkeyintoazoo?-Iknowthatone.不那是如何让教皇进入群众汽车No,thatspopesintoaVokswagen.我们要多方申请Wereapplyingtoalotofthem.当然大型州立动物园是首选Ourfirstchoicewouldbeoneofthebiggerstatezoos.比方说圣地亚哥动物园Youknow,likeSanD

19、iego.Right?那可能只是痴人说梦Butthatmayjustbeapipedream.由于他都不在州内Becauseyouknow,hesout-of-state.兽医说她有迈阿密的朋友这是条路MyvetknowssomeoneatMiami,sothatsapossibility.但那离海滩只有两个街区环境太嘈杂Butthatstwoblocksfromthebeach.Itsatotalpartyzoo.-我们找到她了找到偷卡女了-什么-Wefoundher,Wefoundthegirl.-What?你们报警了吗Didyoucallthecops?没我们和她一起吃了午餐No,wet

20、ookhertolunch.用你们的方式给她治了罪Oh,yourownbrandofvigilantejustice.你疯了那女人偷了你的东西Areyouinsane?Thiswomanstolefromyou.她偷东西她是个小偷Shestole.Shesastealer.和这女人相处十分钟后Afteryourewiththiswomanforlike10minutes,你就会把这些全忘了youforgetallthat.她真是个振奋人心的奇女子Imean,shesthisastoundingpersonwiththisamazingspirit.是啊指不定从某位啦啦队员那偷来的Yeah!Wh

21、ichsheprobablystolefromsomecheerleader.-脱下他们的帽子-教皇塞进群众车-Takeofftheirhats.-PopesinaVokswagen.an3fs16bord0fn微软雅黑fad(0,0)b0pos(374,247)笑话:教皇摘下高帽子才能坐进群众车我喜欢这个笑话Ilovethatjoke.不可能你绝不会这么做Noway.Nowaydidyoudothis.莫娜娜相当勇敢Monanawasverybrave.太疯狂了我们自称是615房的冈德森姐妹Itwassowild.WetoldthemweweretheGundersonsinroom615.

22、结果波士顿凯尔特人队已包下整个六楼.onlytofindouttheBostonCelticshadtheentiresixfloor.当他们发现我们个子矮矮Sooncetheycaughtontothefactthatwere,还是女人的那一刻youknow,shortandhavebreasts.就把我们撵出来了我居然被撵出饭店哎Theythrewusout.Iwasthrownoutofahotel.Me.干得好莫娜娜Go,Monana.不光你们过着梦想中的生活Youladiesarenottheonlyoneslivingthedream.我得去给陌生人倒咖啡了不用等我Igettogo

23、pourcoffeeforpeopleIdontknow.Dontwaitup.对了Oh,bytheway.明天我们要去参加百老汇的面试.tomorrowwereauditioningforaBroadwayshow.-什么-?猫?剧还有一个缺额-Excuseme?-TheresanopencallforCats.我想我们可以去唱?回忆?Imthinkingwegodownthere,singMemories.an3fs16bord0fn微软雅黑fad(0,0)b0pos(374,247)剧中名曲让自己大出洋相你意下如何.andmakecompletefoolsofourselves.What

24、doyousay?不不不记住你在跟谁说话呢No,no,no.Rememberwhoyouredealingwithhere.我不像你Imean,Imnotlikeyou.我连站在踢踏舞教室前排都不敢Icantevenstandinfrontofatapclass.那可能是由于你的门诺教派背景ThatsprobablybecauseofyourAmishbackground.-什么-你不是德裔宾夕法尼亚州人吗-What?-YourePennsylvaniaDutch,right?对直到我买了吹风机就被驱逐了Right.TillIboughtablowdryer.ThenIwasshunned.a

25、n3fs16bord0fn微软雅黑fad(0,0)b0pos(374,247)门诺教派后人远离科技产品过着农业生活我过去也和你一样Iusedtobejustlikeyou.直到有一天我看了部改变我人生的电影Andthen,oneday,Isawamoviethatchangedmylife.你看过?死亡诗社?吗DidyoueverseeDeadPoetsSociety?我认为这电影实在是太.无聊了Ithoughtthatmoviewassoincrediblyboring.那孩子在电影的结尾自杀了Imean,thatthingattheendwherethekidkillshimself只因他

26、无法演出话剧becausehecantbeintheplay?这是为了什么不就是Whatwasthat?Itslike,孩子再忍一年离开家Kid,waitayear.Leavehome,到社区话剧团去dosomecommunitytheater.走出电影院时我想IwalkedoutofthereandIthought,花在这部烂片上的两个小时再也回不来了NowthatstwohoursofmylifethatImnevergettingback.这想法震惊了我Andthatthoughtscaredme从此便不再惧怕尝试任何事了morethanalltheothercrapIwasafraid

27、todo.那我强烈建议你别看?窈窕奶爸?Wow.ThenIwoulddefinitelynotrecommendMrs.Doubtfire.an3fs16bord0fn微软雅黑fad(0,0)b0pos(374,247)与?死亡诗社?主演同为罗宾威廉姆斯上帝Oh,God.我们进不了斯克兰顿了WedidntgetintoScranton.那是我们保底的动物园Thatwas,like,oursafetyzoo.他们连狗和牛都收Theytake,like,dogsandcows.我真不明白我和他谁更难受一点See,Idontknowwhothisisharderon,meorhim.我想那椅子首当其

28、冲Idsaythatchairstakingthebruntofit.马塞尔马塞尔马塞尔不要Marcel.Marcel.Marcel,no.乖宝怎么会没人要他Goodboy.See?Howcannobodywanthim?一定会有人的Somebodywill.你知道吗早就有人叫乔瑟夫斯大林了Youknow,therealreadyisaJosephStalin.开什么玩笑Yourekidding.显然他是个嗜血如命的俄国专制者Apparently,hewasthisRussiandictatorwhoslaughteredpeople.我还以为你考虑得挺周全呢Youdthinkyouwould

29、veknownthat.那是你想错了YoudthinkIwouldve.菲比你认为我该取什么艺名登台Phoebe.Whatdoyouthinkagoodstagenameformewouldbe?火焰男孩FlameBoy.你的动物园具体在哪Whereexactlyisyourzoo?严格而言不算是个动物园Well,itstechnicallynotazoo,perse.更像是种互动式野外体验Itsmoreofaninteractivewildlifeexperience.-我想请教你几个关于马塞尔的问题-好-Letmeaskyousomequestionsabout,isit,uh,Marce

30、l.-Yes.他会和其他动物打架吗Doeshe,uh,fightwithotheranimals?不会的他非常温驯No,no.Hesverydocile.就算被逼进角落也不会吗Evenifhewerecornered?我不知道干嘛这么问Well,Idontknow.Why?他掌控小东西的水平如何Howisheathandlingsmallobjects?他会拿香蕉如果你是这意思的话Hecanholdabanana,ifthatswhatyoumean.锤子或小刀呢Whataboutahammerorasmallblade?他为何需要小刀Whywouldheneedablade?如果他要对抗的是

31、狸猫或有角的动物Well,ifhesupagainstajunglecatorananimalwithhorns,你总得给这小家伙武器防身.yougottogivethelittleguysomething.否那么就太残忍了Otherwise,itsjustcruel.-他能去圣地亚哥了-什么-HegotintoSanDiego.-What?我们散步回来听见铃响Wecamebackfromourwalk.Thephonewasringing.他被录取了Hesin.听见没马塞尔圣地亚哥要你了Didyouhearthat,Marcel?SanDiego.SanDiego.你大错特错了圣地亚哥环境良

32、好没错Youremakingabigmistakehere.SanDiegosallwellandgood.但如果你把他交给我butifyougivehimtome,我能练习他对抗瞎眼的兔子Illstarthimoffagainstablindrabbit.而且给你百分之二十门票收入.andgiveyou20%ofthegate.你到底跑哪儿去了Wherethehellveyoubeen?我和莫妮卡刚混进了大使馆的派对MonicaandIjustcrashedanembassyparty.-你喝醉了吗-才没有呢-Areyoudrunk?-No.-骗你的我醉醺醺的-天哪-Imlying.Iams

33、odrunk.-Oh,God.莫妮卡你该打回来的Right,Monica,youknowwhat?Youcouldvecalled.我一直在家里担忧你莫妮卡Ihavebeenuphere,Ivebeenworried.Monica.好过瘾Waterrules.没错没错Yes.Yes,itdoes.餐厅今天又来了Okay,look,therestaurantcalled.他们想知道你还要不要去上班Theywannaknowifyouregonnabeshowingupforwork.不我今天要去纽约马戏团Nope.GoingtotheBigAppleCircustoday.莫妮卡你在干什么Oka

34、yMonica,whatareyoudoing?你会丢了工作的你不是这样的人Youregonnaloseyourjob.Thisisnotyou.不这正是我No,itisme.我并不只是那种必须拍松枕头Imnotjustthepersonwhoneedstofluffthepillows.帐单一来马上去缴款的人andpaythebillsassoonastheycomein!和她在一起我就超越了那种人Youknow,whenImwithher,Imsomuchmorethanthat.我是莫娜娜ImMonana.喂对她在等等Hello?Yes,sheis.Holdonasecondplease

35、.莫娜娜你的信用卡公司打来的Monana,itsforyou.Thecreditcardpeople.你好Hello.是吗Yes?天呐Oh,myGod.-谢谢-怎么啦-Thanks.-What?他们逮到莫妮卡了TheyvearrestedMonica.你好吗Howareyou?不太糟幸好我喜欢蓝色Nottoobad.Fortunately,bluesmycolor.你怎会知道我在这儿HowdidyouknowIwashere?由于我是莫妮卡盖勒BecauseImMonicaGeller.你用的是我的信用卡Itwasmycreditcardyouwereusing.真是没想到ThatIwasno

36、texpecting.我想让你知道去报案的人不是我Iwantyoutoknow,itwasntmewhoturnedyouin.-谢谢你-不我要谢谢你-Thanks.-No,thankyou.你教会我太多东西Youhavegivenmesomuch.如果不是你我永远不可能ifitwasntforyou,Iwouldneverhavegottentosing在冬园剧院的舞台上演唱?回忆?.MemoriesonthestageattheWinterGardenTheater.老实说你只开口唱了回而已Well,actually,youonlygottosingMemo我不敢相信你会在这失去你我该怎么

37、办Icantbelieveyourehere.WhatamIgonnadowithoutyou?谁陪我混进大使馆的派对Whosgonnacrashtheembassypartieswithme?谁带我去纽约马戏团WhosgonnatakemetotheBigAppleCircus?莫妮卡我开始新一天的方式Monica,Istartedmydayby是在25个女人面前尿尿peeinginfrontof25otherwomen.你却担忧没人带你去看纽约马戏团演出.andyoureworriedaboutwholltakeyoutotheBigApplecircus?不是担忧只是迷惑Well,not

38、worried,youknow,justwondering.没什么好迷惑的莫妮卡Theresnothingtowonderabout,Monica.你继续做你自己Youregonnagobacktobeingexactlywhoyouwere,由于那才是真正的你becausethatswhoyouare.-没必要吧彳艮有必要-Notnecessarily.-Yes,necessarily.我不知道为什么或许由于你是门诺教徒Idontknowwhatitis.MaybeitstheAmishthing.我其实不是门诺教徒ImnotactuallyAmish.真的吗那为何你那么怪Really?Thenwhyareyoulikethat?-门旁边那个加不参加-参加-You,bythedoor,inorout?-ln.后面的你完全跳错了Youintheback.Youregettingitallwrong.至少我在跳ButatleastImdoingit.这